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Parker came over the glass, and your first reaction is one of disbelief. Witt turns around, and his ...
BARRY TROTZ
This is the Mona Lisa of bad diners.
DANIEL CLOWES
Lisa Madigan can do this, ... domestic violence is a crime in any court.
CATHERINE CAMPBELL
Everybody sing like it's the last song you will ever sing
Tell me, tell me, do you feel the pre...
HAYLEY WILLIAMS
I can't even
SARAH VAN WATERSCHOOT
Lisa was the subject of a real old fashioned gamble, we took a number of four figure bets including ...
RUPERT ADAMS
Lisa was the subject of a real old fashioned gamble, we took a number of four figure bets including ...
RUPERT ADAMS
It is not the least bit coincidental that adults who commit suicide with firearms nearly always shoo...
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE
Our family is grateful for the jury's first-degree verdict, but for us it's a bit of a hollow victor...
HELEN POSLUNS
I get Lisa up. I take Lisa through her exercises. I make sure Lisa is in top condition. She and I ar...
CHIP ARTHURS
you weren't mine to begin with.
IAIN S. THOMAS
You is getting nosier than a parker.
ROALD DAHL
For Nate and Gray, this is their third season playing together on attack. I hope to see more out of ...
CHAD HANNING
It's easier with Lisa back on the floor. But this has helped our kids step up and improve. They migh...
KRISTEN PETERSON
Parker broke us down badly. We tried to contain (her) penetration, which got us out of position.
BRENT BOWER
It's hard to connect to these superheroes that are completely out of this world. But Spider-Man ...
LAURA HARRIER
Life is not a game. Still, in this life, we choose the games we live to play.
J.R. RIM
It was my band. I organized the band and Dizzy was in the band. Dizzy was the first musical director...
BILLY ECKSTINE
For us, this is certainly a first step, and we want to do a lot more.
JUSTIN OSMER
Lisa is coming around. She's played varsity for four years and never had to compete for a spot befor...
CAL HUBBARD
Harrisburg insider Lisa Baker is hosting an insider party for her insider friends.
JIM HAGGERTY
Your heart just breaks, that's all. But you can't judge or point fingers. You just have to be lucky ...
AUDREY HEPBURN
Think of the old cliché about the mind being 'an excellent servant but a terrible master'. This, li...
DAVID FOSTER WALLACE
Mozart was born Mozart. Charlie Parker was born Charlie Parker.
DAMIEN CHAZELLE
That's a lot of runs. We've been moving things around, trying to switch up our lineup to get some ti...
JENNY CONDON
(Parker) missed some free throws, but he put us on his shoulders and carried us. He had been struggl...
DAVE BENTER
Is the Mona Lisa an 'accurate' representation of the actual human model for the painting? Wh...
TIM O'BRIEN
This is (Edwards) first full game pitching for us. She's a young pitcher. She played great defense.
DEBBIE HOLCOMBE
The power to feed properly every day for life is in the saying "Give us this day our daily bread", f...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
The saying "Give us this day our daily bread." simply means every day my beliefs must cater for my n...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
The saying,give us this day our daily bread means,seek today's good for today only,any excess means ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
The saying "Give us this day our daily bread",simply means,yesterday is gone,you can't bring it back...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
They played a perfect game against us. They were flawless, they didn't have any errors defensively a...
PATRICK JOYCE
Lisa calls every day to see how things are. They both have been so good to us.
JENN DAVIS
You hold substance in my psyche
SARAHBETH PURCELL
This was the best we could have possibly played. This is the best situation for us. Everybody contri...
CECIL BROWN
That's it really; it's all love, whichever way you look at it, it's all love. How much you can Get f...
GEORGE HARRISON
Hey, even the Mona Lisa is falling apart.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
We're so excited about allowing people who are not familiar with the story of John Parker to get a f...
DAVID KINLEY
It was an eye-opening experience. This is the first national level competition [for us].
BRINK NORTON
This is a good first step for us. We have a challenge in front of us, but we're working as hard as w...
HEATH SHULER
Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a mil...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
This is such a significant year for us. It's the first time we've concentrated on expanding our busi...
TRACEY CONNER
You're not going to whine after this ride like Lisa Marie Presley, are you?
WALLY DALLENBACH
We just couldn't believe it. After everything that Lisa and Marvin have gone through, then to have t...
LUCILLE CZECHANSKI
Life is a re-discovery.
BRIAN BLESSED
If you think that life is a celebration full of party poppers and merry go rounds it's not it's a ga...
GARY F EVANS...
Life Is a Misconception.
DEYTH BANGER
Life is a desire!
DEYTH BANGER
To trust someone you must firstly remember that it is a two way street that will go all the way if y...
GARY F EVANS...
It is a lie.
ARTHUR MILLER
Pitman always has a good team and this was a good first match for us.
CAREY MARMESH
Owning the Yankees is like owning the Mona Lisa.
GEORGE STEINBRENNER
With all due respect, the Mona Lisa is overrated.
PAULO COELHO
This is the healthiest we've been on the offensive line. We've really survived this preseason withou...
MIKE SHERMAN
We were shocked. It was a precious moment for Lisa. Some say there isn't much sportsmanship anymore,...
PAT REED
They had been friends for many years and we were delighted to see Lisa in person. She was a very bea...
DARLENE PENNLINE
About every six to eight months, I run into a man who astounds me sexually, but between escapades, I...
SUE GRAFTON
For 27 years, Lisa Dennison has proved to be one of the Guggenheim's greatest assets, ... She has a ...
THOMAS KRENS
For 27 years, Lisa Dennison has proved to be one of the Guggenheim's greatest assets. She has a rare...
THOMAS KRENS
This would have been a good move for us. Our first home of our own.
MARCIEAU MATTHEWS
He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself
LOIS LOWRY
But it is a pipe."
"No, it's not," I said. It's a drawing of a pipe. Get it? All representation...
JOHN GREEN
We look at the Mona Lisa and say we're going to do our version of the Mona Lisa. We mirror it. B...
TERRANCE HAYES
The first step for us is to see what is out there. At this point we're just exploring possibilities.
CARL HASTY
This is not the time for partisan bickering. This is not the time for politics as usual. Some of us ...
BRAD HENRY
Back then, Lisa Lisa was somebody that I liked. She was Puerto Rican, and I related to her somewhat....
ANGIE MARTINEZ
If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS...
Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is useful information if you're moving out ...
RON DARIAN
The man I am today it's not the man of yesterday
CHRISTOPHER FUDGE
is a broken man an outlaw?"

"More or less." Brienne answered.

Septon Meribald ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN
The summer sun continued to rise in the sky and propel shocks of heat down on the city and the heavy...
HUBERT SELBY JR.
Lisa is playing the best I've ever seen her play. She's doing that by taking better shots, and her s...
KATHY OLIVIER
Stuttgart is a great game for us. To be honest, it's the first big European tie we've been involved ...
GARETH SOUTHGATE
This marks the first real significant meet for us this season. There's big competition. It's always ...
JENNIFER JOYCE
Kenny Parker from Parker Electric is doing all of the electric. Wolff Brothers Supply Inc., all of t...
LYNNE BLACK
Charlie Parker was a genius, as was Lester Young.
SEBASTIAN COE
Lisa?s been a big part of our success but it has been someone new stepping up every week. It?s alway...
JENNY CONDON
Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and VERY important. -Lisa Hoffman.
LISA HOFFMAN
Sent from my Apple Lisa
ROGER KIBBE
For me, my life is a journey.
JAY ELECTRONICA
Rehabilitating this facility is a great investment for us -- the facility itself is of tremendous va...
DAN SILVERTHORN
Tea?” Daniel asked, signaling to the innkeeper.
“Please. Or anything that is hot.” She pu...
JULIA QUINN
Finally, he reached his street. It was quiet, blessedly so, and the only sound was his own groan as ...
JULIA QUINN
His brows rose. “And how is it that you have come to be such an expert on scrapes and bruises?”<...
JULIA QUINN
Then, with a cheeky quirk of his brows, he leaned forward and murmured, “Would it be improper of m...
JULIA QUINN
Daniel chuckled. Whoever that poor girl was, he hoped his family was paying her well.
And then,...
JULIA QUINN
Have you seen Frances?”

He tilted his head to the right. “I believe she’s off rooti...
JULIA QUINN
He said he loved me,” she whispered.

Daniel swallowed, and he had the strangest sensati...
JULIA QUINN
This is the first time it's been together. It's a big deal to us.
DIANE JOHNSON
I also wanted Parker to operate in the Internet age without losing being Parker. He's always ope...
DONALD E. WESTLAKE
If there isn't an element of absurdity in a session, you haven't stretched your client enough.
LISA PARKER
I think Shannon should look at my granny and tell her that he's sorry, because he kept calling and a...
LISA PARKER
We swore we were going to fertilize the bush and bring it with us if we relocate the station. Some o...
LISA PARKER
a reasonable jury did find in favor of Dr. Parker.
BOB ROSE
Lisa Penix had a purpose. She was not there innocently.
BECKY DOHERTY
I am pleased that Prince Charles and Mrs Camilla Parker Bowles have decided to take this important s...
ROWAN WILLIAMS
Lisa Willis hit some tough shots and took over a little bit. I knew the more aggressive team was goi...
CHARLI TURNER THORNE
This was insane!

Yes, he was hot, but so was Nick. Yes, he was nice, but so was Nick. Yes...
RACHEL HAWTHORNE
Love isn't the work of the tender and the gentle;
Love is the work of wrestlers.
The one w...
JALALUDDIN MEVLANA RUMI

More Lisa Parker

If there isn't an element of absurdity in a session, you haven't stretched your client enough.
LISA PARKER
I think Shannon should look at my granny and tell her that he's sorry, because he kept calling and a...
LISA PARKER
We swore we were going to fertilize the bush and bring it with us if we relocate the station. Some o...
LISA PARKER
There is nothing beautiful about perfection; those imperfections that you hate so much about yoursel...
PARKER
I always know that I can make it no matter what I go through. Because Jesus said, "during the worst ...
LISA
Do not measure a relationship by your hearts desires, but only what you perceive through vision alon...
LISA
Never take advice from someone who is swift to speak and slow to listen, or swift to listen and slow...
LISA
When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist....
TREY PARKER
The real business of life is trying to understand each other.
GILBERT PARKER
We have a tendency to sugar coat the Civil Rights movement by showing arm in arm and everyone singin...
NATE PARKER
You get in before sunrise and you get out after sunset and you go home, eat and collapse. While you&...
PARKER STEVENSON
In theory, I stick to how I could eat if I lived a thousand years ago. I take processed foods off th...
PARKER YOUNG
I go to this gym in Hollywood: it's a Cross Fit gym. It's basically just a really high inten...
PARKER YOUNG
I actually was the captain of the football team. I went to Catalina Foothills High School, and I pla...
PARKER YOUNG
Dinner for me is usually some version of chicken or fish - I love salmon - with grilled vegetables a...
PARKER YOUNG
I've dated girls that aren't, this is gonna sound so horrible, that aren't super smart, ...
PARKER YOUNG
I'd love to go back to school for philosophy. I love philosophy, so I'm always reading philo...
PARKER YOUNG
I read somewhere that abs are made in the kitchen, and I'd like to agree. I like to think that I...
PARKER YOUNG
In 1942, everyone was ready to go and fight for the good guys. It was so simple.
PARKER STEVENSON
If it seems like you're doing work when you're acting, then you're doing something wrong...
PARKER STEVENSON
I'm more interested in where I'll be in five or 10 years than where I am now.
PARKER STEVENSON
I was the last one to screen test for The Hardy Boys. I'd like to play that's not as clean-c...
PARKER STEVENSON
I used to a lot. I used to go dancing.
PARKER STEVENSON
I still think of myself really as a New Yorker.
PARKER STEVENSON
I remember the day I found out my draft status. I was really floored and kind of staggered around in...
PARKER STEVENSON
I like people who are enthused about things they do, like travel, sports, work. I like being with pe...
PARKER STEVENSON
I do interviews because it's a chance to be myself. I sometimes wonder what I could have to say ...
PARKER STEVENSON
Good work is good work wherever it's done, in a play, a motion picture or television, and that i...
PARKER STEVENSON
During the time I was on The Hardy Boys, I was also watching other people's careers. I thought t...
PARKER STEVENSON
The Hardy Boys burned me out. I was recharging my batteries. It was time to return to work, but it w...
PARKER STEVENSON
I almost rented a house by an architect named Schindler, but I couldn't afford it. It was a jewe...
PARKER STEVENSON
What I do is not some magical, mystical thing. I simply get up in the morning, get to work on time, ...
PARKER STEVENSON
The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyon...
PARKER STEVENSON
I wanted my children to have the same exposure to the water I had. My strongest memories of Northeas...
PARKER STEVENSON
My interest in architecture has always been sculptural. Most of my photography is of architecture.
PARKER STEVENSON
I think the reaction to a World War II situation would be the same today as it was in 1942. Initiall...
PARKER STEVENSON
California lacks a lot of the rules and restrictions the East has. Every house is a different style,...
PARKER STEVENSON
If I have a Sunday free, I'll go up the coast and spend some time on the beach. I scuba dive and...
PARKER STEVENSON
I'm going to go away on vacation, I'm going to try to get away from the phone, away from scr...
PARKER STEVENSON
I made a classic mistake. I held out for something better.
PARKER STEVENSON
I looked along the San Juan Islands and the coast of California, but I couldn't find the palette...
PARKER STEVENSON
I really like this trend of songwriting that is honest and intelligent and serious and longing.
PARKER POSEY
As an artist, you're always going to be yearning and wanting and never satisfied. I never feel l...
PARKER POSEY
Hey, the TV was my friend. As a child, I always said, 'I want to live in there someday.'
PARKER POSEY
I love bayou life.
PARKER POSEY
I like soap opera acting. If it's done really well, there's nothing better. It's old sch...
PARKER POSEY
I'm glad I'm Southern. I'm the Southerner who's very Southern in that she left to mo...
PARKER POSEY
Louis C.K. was able to make it happen. His producers don't bug him. He's able to go into his...
PARKER POSEY
They love putting me in the 'indie queen' box. I had some high standards in my 20s that I do...
PARKER POSEY
I like finding things in locations where I've worked and things from down South and things from ...
PARKER POSEY
You know, it's a really adult thing, for some people, to choose to not be with the one that you ...
PARKER POSEY
I have a twin brother, so I was around guys like a sister. It was comfortable to me.
PARKER POSEY
The sound of a golf game is very different than the sound of a football game.
PARKER POSEY
It sounds so dramatic, but I'll say it: Hollywood just doesn't know what to do with me. And ...
PARKER POSEY
The five patients in 'Rethinking Cancer' share with us the path of their recovery: the coura...
PARKER POSEY
I really liked playing a vampire. Their hunger is insatiable. Even when they eat someone, it's n...
PARKER POSEY
I'm kind of a robot in a way. Or a Tron.
PARKER POSEY
I'm a good girl, you know? But I'm from the South, and there are some powerful women down th...
PARKER POSEY
I wouldn't say I was a queen. Maybe a little elf.
PARKER POSEY
I care about being creative and expressing myself.
PARKER POSEY
What's the difference between a personality disorder and a personality? You know? That's wha...
PARKER POSEY
I traveled to Morocco once, and I only saw one television when I was there, but I did go into this d...
PARKER POSEY
I can do comedy, so people want me to do that, but the other side of comedy is depression. Deep, dee...
PARKER POSEY
There are all these scripts where the women, if they're working, are prostitutes and lawyers wit...
PARKER POSEY
They're like a weird couple. If you were to personify the artichoke and the oyster, they would h...
PARKER POSEY
I like sitting close to windows.
PARKER POSEY
Whatever America's founders believed about Christianity - and they believed a wide range of thin...
PARKER PALMER
Proposing inner-life solutions to our political and economic catastrophes is something done, say the...
PARKER PALMER
There are a million 'oughts' in the world. There's a million ways in which I ought to be...
PARKER PALMER
Whether we're Democrats or Republicans or independents, we have to learn to hang together or we&...
PARKER PALMER
We have been deformed by educational and religious institutions that treat us as members of an audie...
PARKER PALMER
What passes for political realism may make for lively academic debates. But it often functions, iron...
PARKER PALMER
As a Christian, I'm passionately opposed to American pretensions that we have special standing w...
PARKER PALMER
Movements begin when oppressed people make - and keep remaking - a deeply inward decision to stop co...
PARKER PALMER
Inner-life questions are the kind everyone asks, with or without benefit of God-talk: 'Does my l...
PARKER PALMER
Fascist movements kill off their critics, literally or metaphorically, while democratic movements va...
PARKER PALMER
We are a profoundly interconnected species, as the global economic and ecological crises reveal in v...
PARKER PALMER
Even when life challenges us, it's a gift beyond all measure.
PARKER PALMER
Political civility is not about being polite to each other. It's about reclaiming the power of &...
PARKER PALMER
I think the pursuit of happiness is the pursuit of reality because illusion never leaves us ultimate...
PARKER PALMER
I've always loved performing and, especially, love for the people. That's what keeps me goin...
MACEO PARKER
People have different takes on clothes and what to wear and colors and all that stuff, so why make a...
MACEO PARKER
Me and my brothers started a musical group early on, and we were playing in places where we really w...
MACEO PARKER
When I grew up, the thing boys would do during the summer is work tobacco because it was a cheap pro...
MACEO PARKER
I'm really at ease in being me and going all around the world playing music. But I do get a lift...
MACEO PARKER
I was a piano player. I love piano playing. I just love all music.
MACEO PARKER
You have to love what you do. And in order to do that, you have to search your soul to find out what...
MACEO PARKER
Period recreation is very difficult unless you make a black-and-white movie.
ALAN PARKER
It is not the broken heart that kills, but broken pride, monseigneur.
GILBERT PARKER
They teach you there's a boundary line to music. But, man, there's no boundary line to art.
CHARLIE PARKER
Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't...
CHARLIE PARKER
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it...
DOROTHY PARKER
What we do want to see is reforms that are going to have a permanent effect on the budget deficit.
ED PARKER
My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.
TREY PARKER
When I was a kid in the mid-'60s, I was what's known as a moddie boy, a prototype skinhead. ...
GRAHAM PARKER
When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and ...
TREY PARKER
This sale brings the excellent partnership that we have enjoyed with Marriott International to a clo...
ALAN PARKER
I hope it goes through.
ALAN PARKER
We're the demonstration project for the state, so everybody's looking at us.
ALAN PARKER
I tell my son to avoid that area, because it is extremely dangerous.
ALAN PARKER
People should focus their energy on developing a taste for dark chocolate, because its high cocoa co...
ALAN PARKER
And this film was not meant to be a political diatribe. Hopefully it's balanced, for people to make ...
ALAN PARKER
It's probably the hardest thing I've ever had to do, ... just being away from my kids and my family....
ALAN PARKER
Thank God that he brings all the troops and my son home safely. Thank God,
ALAN PARKER
Well, if you ask any filmmaker how they got into it, everyone came a different route. I've never act...
ALAN PARKER
Rain is also very difficult to film, particularly in Ireland because it's quite fine, so fine that t...
ALAN PARKER
You can lead a whore to culture but you can't make her think.
DOROTHY PARKER
Music is your own experience, your thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come out of...
CHARLIE PARKER
Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.
DOROTHY PARKER
Stand your ground. Don't fire unless fired upon, but if they mean to have a war, let it begin here.
JOHN PARKER
I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.
DOROTHY PARKER
The friends I made have slipped and strayed.
And who's the one that cares
A trifling lot and...
DOROTHY PARKER
Work is the province of cattle.
DOROTHY PARKER
The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice.
THEODORE PARKER
Once when I was young and true,
Someone left me sad-
Broke my brittle heart in two;
And ...
DOROTHY PARKER
Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch is, and it darts a...
DOROTHY PARKER
If you're going to write, don't pretend to write down. It's going to be the best you can do, and it'...
DOROTHY PARKER
This book is not to be tossed lightly aside, but to be hurled with great force.
DOROTHY PARKER
Politics is the science of urgencies.
THEODORE PARKER
Oh, it is sure as it is sad
That any lad is every lad,
And what's a girl, to dare implore DOROTHY PARKER
I never see the prettiest thing -
A cherry bough gone white with Spring -
But what I think, Ho...
DOROTHY PARKER
I know Penny Toler and coach Ross have worked hard to put together a strong team this year, and I am...
CANDACE PARKER
I'm very stubborn. I feel like I'm going to play this season.
CANDACE PARKER
On my best days, such as when I was a junior in high school coming off a 42-point performance and ne...
CANDACE PARKER
Male athletes don't get dropped when they father kids.
CANDACE PARKER
My dad was my first coach and drove me extremely hard from a very young age.
CANDACE PARKER
You want your coach's blessing.
CANDACE PARKER
It will be exciting to have my child share my career and to remember what I was like when I was youn...
CANDACE PARKER
I think it's great that young girls have the WNBA to look up to now.
CANDACE PARKER
What's so special about this team is that we all have the same mentality, this sort of, 'We&...
CANDACE PARKER
From my first dunk at 14 years old to my second NCAA Championship at the University of Tennessee, my...
CANDACE PARKER
I wouldn't mind being the female MJ. I want to have major crossover appeal.
CANDACE PARKER
My baby is the joy in my life.
CANDACE PARKER
The Sparks have always been committed to success and making the right moves to build upon their rich...
CANDACE PARKER
For me, family has always come first.
CANDACE PARKER
I don't think I would take the game with the same mentality that I do now if I hadn't been i...
CANDACE PARKER
I look at it this way: the WNBA is 13 years young. I think eventually women will get to that point, ...
CANDACE PARKER
My whole career has been trying to please people in basketball. Now it's time to please myself.
CANDACE PARKER
You're measured by championships no matter what.
CANDACE PARKER
So you have to take the good with the bad.
CANDACE PARKER
Today I know that there is still work to be done, but along the way my I am achieving my dreams.
CANDACE PARKER
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out ...
DOROTHY PARKER
Music is your own experience, your own thoughts, your wisdom. If you don't live it, it won't come ou...
CHARLIE PARKER
Kids who commit serious crimes shouldn't go scot-free. But if they are too young to vote or buy ciga...
ALISON PARKER
Frankly, from a human rights perspective, that raises concerns,
ALISON PARKER
We're asking for a recognition that these are child offenders and they should have access to parole ...
ALISON PARKER
For example, Georgia rarely sentences children to life without parole, but it has youth crimes rates...
ALISON PARKER
This would bring us in line with the rest of the world and make the US act in accordance with human-...
ALISON PARKER
[Human rights advocates say that the use of juvenile life without parole, or LWOP, is by one measure...
ALISON PARKER
The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out o...
DOROTHY PARKER
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
DOROTHY PARKER
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
DOROTHY PARKER
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing.
And he vows his passion is,
...
DOROTHY PARKER
Oh seek, my love, your newer way;
I'll not be left in sorrow.
So long as I have yesterday DOROTHY PARKER
If I didn't care for fun and such,
I'd probably amount to much.
But I shall stay the way I...
DOROTHY PARKER
She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.
DOROTHY PARKER
If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
DOROTHY PARKER
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
DOROTHY PARKER
Inventory:

"Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend...
DOROTHY PARKER
If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do the...
DOROTHY PARKER
There's little in taking or giving
There's little in water or wine
This living, this livin...
DOROTHY PARKER
Where's the man that could ease a heart like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER
In youth, it was a way I had,
To do my best to please.
And change, with every passing lad<...
DOROTHY PARKER
I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
DOROTHY PARKER
Some men break your heart in two,
Some men fawn and flatter,
Some men never look at you; DOROTHY PARKER
As society advances the standard of poverty rises.
THEODORE PARKER
All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were a...
DOROTHY PARKER
Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
DOROTHY PARKER
There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply...
DOROTHY PARKER
Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a poi...
DOROTHY PARKER
I never thought that heav'n would lose its blue
And sullen storm-clouds mask the gentle sky; DOROTHY PARKER
All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't si...
DOROTHY PARKER
I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.
DOROTHY PARKER
They sicken at the calm that know the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER
They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER
Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
DOROTHY PARKER
Only Christ could have conceived Christ.
JOSEPH PARKER
He'd have given me rolling lands,
Houses of marble, and billowing farms,
Pearls, to trickle ...
DOROTHY PARKER
Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ...
DOROTHY PARKER
Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejo...
THEODORE PARKER
Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t...
THEODORE PARKER
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infi...
DOROTHY PARKER
Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word
DOROTHY PARKER
They laid their hands upon my head,
They stroked my cheek and brow;
And time could heal a hu...
DOROTHY PARKER
Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh.
THEODORE PARKER
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER
Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
DOROTHY PARKER
I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
DOROTHY PARKER
Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.
DOROTHY PARKER
I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER
Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
DOROTHY PARKER
Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the th...
DOROTHY PARKER
It is very sad for a man to make himself servant to a single thing; his manhood all taken out of him...
THEODORE PARKER
I like to have a martini,
Two at the very most.
After three I'm under the table,
After four...
DOROTHY PARKER
Enjoyed it! One more drink and I'd have been under the host.
DOROTHY PARKER
Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, love the reeling midnight through, for tomorrow we shall die! (B...
DOROTHY PARKER
It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.
DOROTHY PARKER
He Robert Benchley and I had an office so tiny that an inch smaller and it would have been adultery.
DOROTHY PARKER
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned; The calmer, I, to see it tru...
DOROTHY PARKER