This team is a handful. They'll scare anyone with their offense. Look at the teams they've beat.
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KELLY MARTIN We've proven we can beat teams with this kind of talent,
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ASHLEY CAMPBELL We have a really talented team. It's the depth that sets us apart from other teams. Our offense is q...
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DAN QUAYLE They beat how many teams to be here? They're one of the 16 [Little League teams ] left [in the world...
BILL HARTLEY This team has a chance to finish as one of the best teams ever at this university.
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MIKE BELLOTTI This team is totally different than other Saints teams. There's a resolve to this team.
WAYNE GANDY This was a big step for us to beat this team tonight. We're not going to play teams in the conferenc...
BRANDON SMITH Anybody can beat anyone else. We're still learning about these teams. All I know is you have to play...
ROB ROWE We did some good things, particularly offensively. We beat a good team, and we beat a good pitcher, ...
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DANA DRUMMOND You may upset one team, but you don't sneak up on the next one. This team is not Cinderella. This te...
KELVIN SAMPSON And now I don't think they look at us in the same light. Manu plays with no fear, a tough kid. (Tony...
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CHARLES DANCE We were still able to beat some of the bigger teams. We're coming along pretty good for a smaller te...
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UDONIS HASLEM You don't want to give any momentum to anyone, especially a team that started out so well. They're t...
JOHN SMOLTZ You can tell we've played together a long time by how well we know each other. We don't care who has...
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ROD SCHWARZ That's it really; it's all love, whichever way you look at it, it's all love. How much you can Get f...
GEORGE HARRISON To be honest with you, I have no idea about the other teams in the district. And I can't worry about...
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TODD MACCULLOCH It's great anytime you can beat a team like that. That's a tough team and their record is deceiving.
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CHRIS SIMMS We try to look at games each week and not look at the big picture, but this is one of the tougher te...
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Some men never look at you; DOROTHY PARKER As society advances the standard of poverty rises.
THEODORE PARKER All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were a...
DOROTHY PARKER Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
DOROTHY PARKER There's a helluva distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply...
DOROTHY PARKER Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a poi...
DOROTHY PARKER I never thought that heav'n would lose its blue
And sullen storm-clouds mask the gentle sky; DOROTHY PARKER All those writers who write about their childhood! Gentle God, if I wrote about mine you wouldn't si...
DOROTHY PARKER I shall stay the way I am because I do not give a damn.
DOROTHY PARKER They sicken at the calm that know the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.
DOROTHY PARKER Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.
DOROTHY PARKER Only Christ could have conceived Christ.
JOSEPH PARKER He'd have given me rolling lands,
Houses of marble, and billowing farms,
Pearls, to trickle ...
DOROTHY PARKER Why is it no one ever sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my ...
DOROTHY PARKER Let others laugh when you sacrifice desire to duty, if they will. You have time and eternity to rejo...
THEODORE PARKER Let us do our duty, in our shop in our kitchen, in the market, the street, the office, the school, t...
THEODORE PARKER By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Infi...
DOROTHY PARKER Out in Hollywood, where the streets are paved with Goldwyn, the word
DOROTHY PARKER They laid their hands upon my head,
They stroked my cheek and brow;
And time could heal a hu...
DOROTHY PARKER Wealth and want equally harden the human heart, like frost and fire both are alien to human flesh.
THEODORE PARKER Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
DOROTHY PARKER Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
DOROTHY PARKER I can't talk about Hollywood. It was a horror to me when I was there and it's a horror to look back ...
DOROTHY PARKER Gratitude -- the meanest and most sniveling attribute in the world.
DOROTHY PARKER I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.
DOROTHY PARKER Where's the man could ease a heart, like a satin gown?
DOROTHY PARKER Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
DOROTHY PARKER Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
Four be the th...
DOROTHY PARKER