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LINDA BRANAN RITA RUDNER HAROLD PINTER I'm just experimenting with every different type of music you can imagine and seeing where my vo... CHARLOTTE CHURCH BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA JOE BASTIANICH Every one of those board members should tender their resignations immediately. I am perfectly prepar... BILL MILLER MAYER HAWTHORNE I feel real excited. It was my best night. I'm starting to show what I can do. I worked in the minor... FERNANDO NIEVE He hit me on the head with his gun and without telling me what I had done wrong took me to the polic... FANIE MALULEKE TOM FORD If the fans do not know me now, they will know me after Saturday. We all have to pay our dues. Some ... RAY AUSTIN I love my life as a missionary, keeping myself on the front lines. The image in my mind is that God,... CLAYTON CHRISTENSEN I am happy and I am excited. I targeted this horse as the best horse in the stable and being able to... DAVID HAYES I cannot be more happy with my choice to attend Mason because of the great coaches and players. It i... RICHARD EDGAR MACAULAY CULKIN SHANNON L. ALDER I am getting used to it day by day, but the football here is very physical. I need more time and I a... DU WEI JAY SAMIT NICHOLAS SPARKS When I am me, I can see me in my space. My desk faces the window and an ocean. The flower on my desk... JAN DENISE ROBERT REDFORD GORDON RAMSAY We have all been through it and we know what he expects. I am excited. Every year people pick agains... CHIPPER JONES GARY PLAYER I think he's back to his old self. John's one of the best at getting them ready. I'm looking forward... COREY NAKATANI I have the rare privilege of talking to my dad every night at 10 p.m. and hearing about what he did ... VANESSA KERRY I'm not comfortable with making an honorary name for Jim Kelly on Mason Road. I think Charles Mason ... GARRY THOMAS And I know that I am. I am his moon, and his brightly shining star. I am his life, his heart. I am a... STACEY JAY SHERYL SANDBERG I am very excited - it's a big opportunity for me to play for Manchester United, a new challenge... HENRIKH MKHITARYAN They're getting more and more experience on what to expect, and the Hellboy audience is such a f... GUILLERMO DEL TORO If I have been guilty of no violation of law, why am I hunted up and down continually like a partrid... ELIJAH PARISH LOVEJOY STEPHANIE PERKINS CHRISTINE MCVIE What excites me most about working for Newell Rubbermaid is the opportunity to return to my roots in... JOE GALLI HOWARD BARKER What your problem is, you're all just a raindrop. One of an endless number. If only you'd just accep... STEPHEN KELMAN My campaign starts here in Gent. I just need a few races to arrive in my best shape in Moscow. I set... MARIA MUTOLA I am a scholar of life. Every night before I go to sleep, I analyze every detail of what I did that ... COMPAY SEGUNDO if only someone understood what was going on inside my head how every night i feel like i am dying a... G/C Every day, in every way, I am getting better and better. EMILE COUE COREY TAYLOR Every day I pray for one of my teammates to win a medal. But I think there is more pressure on the o... FUMIE SUGURI ANTHONY T. HINCKS I haven't circled the date yet, but I am keeping a close eye on it. I am excited, because this is a ... BILLY MILLER Coach Brown called me every week, just to see how I was doing, and never pressured me into making a ... CHRIS HENDERSON I am very thankful about this opportunity, but I have really missed being part of the action since W... BORIS SAID People believe I am what they see Me as, rather than what they do not see. But I am the Great Unseen... NEALE DONALD WALSCH LEONARDO DICAPRIO I am a really quiet person. I just like to be with my children and my family and being home. I live ... MIGUEL COTTO You could take away the singing, and I am fine. But don't take away my gift of writing. It is th... BEBE WINANS VINCENT VAN GOGH I'm just doing what I can do. These people support me with my produce stand every day. Now it's time... GROVER CHAPMAN I am obviously disappointed. I was looking forward to getting back on the floor with my teammates, b... JARVIS HAYES IDOWU KOYENIKAN Absolutely father knows best, always do what your fathers say, and if you can't find one then ju... RAINN WILSON BROCK OSWEILER It was my first time taking a taxi with Mason. I had to tell the driver to wait because I had to get... KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN People use the word 'love' a lot of different ways. Take me, for instance. I am often heard saying t... MARY BETH BONACCI I actually got into Mason City on Dec. 17. I really won't know about Mason City until I get back fro... JAY CLARK NICHOLAS SPARKS JESUS CHRIST Living composers writing for big band are very few and far between. There are not a lot of them, and... CARLA BLEY It has spurred a lot of new interest. I am getting more and more calls every day. CATHY ERICKSON It was always my dream, to do a leading role on Broadway. It's what I went to college to do, in ... PATINA MILLER When you are trying to do any good work, each and every time people are and will discourage you rath... SALMAN AZIZ I genuinely want to do my best every day, and I genuinely want to enjoy life every day. LANDON DONOVAN JONATHAN STROUD I just try to do my best every time I hit the court. I just want to help the team. CARLOS DELFINO STEVEN WRIGHT I only hope that I can regain my own identity once I decide that 'Perry Mason' and myself ha... RAYMOND BURR Push me and i'll choose Mason. Every. Damn. Time TIJAN ARTHUR HAYS SULZBERGER I am what I am, but I'm not a thief. And I'm not scandalous. JERRY HELLER HELEN HAYES MICHAEL J. FOX I have a beautiful wife and two beautiful children, and every day I am paid to do what I love. TREAT WILLIAMS DIANE ACKERMAN RICKY MARTIN ABRAHAM LINCOLN If I think of a reader while I am writing, the only reader who really matters for me is my wife. It&... ALEXI ZENTNER Life is so great every day. I am telling things every day. NINA HAGEN ABRAHAM LINCOLN I am thrilled to have been asked to captain Kent and look forward to giving it my best shot. I remai... DAVID FULTON BUCK OWENS KATE MCKINNON TIGER WOODS
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The bright effulgence of the noontide ray
Or paint th... WILLIAM MASON GEORGE MASON A sense of blessedness comes from a change of heart, not from more blessings. MASON COOLEY There are different rules for reading, for thinking, and for talking. Writing blends all three of th... MASON COOLEY Nostalgia keeps dissolving the ironic narratives in which I have contained my past. MASON COOLEY Entrepreneurship is the last refuge of the trouble making individual. MASON COOLEY KEN MASON Faith moves mountains, but you have to keep pushing while you are praying. MASON COOLEY Logic and fact keep interfering with the easy flow of conversation. MASON COOLEY Jealousy is inconsolable because it cannot know the beloved MASON COOLEY I am skeptical in principle, gullible in practice. MASON COOLEY Indifference creates an artificial peace. MASON COOLEY Indifference is an excellent substitute for patience. MASON COOLEY First thing I killed was no kind of thing at all. It was an enemy soldier. Which is a hell of a lot ... STEVE MASON GEORGE MASON A blocked path also offers guidance. MASON COOLEY One of the things I realized... is how few success stories there are in websites or products or busi... ANDREW MASON Only the broken-hearted know the truth about love. MASON COOLEY Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. MASON COOLEY Romance is tempestuous. Love is calm. MASON COOLEY Good parties create a temporary youthfulness. MASON COOLEY In the game of love, the losers are more celebrated than the winners. MASON COOLEY NICK MASON The lonely become either thoughtful or empty. MASON COOLEY GEORGE MASON Cure for an obsession: get another one. MASON COOLEY GEORGE MASON Human society sustains itself by transforming nature into garbage. MASON COOLEY Procrastination makes easy things hard, hard things harder. MASON COOLEY If I wasn't acting, all I'd do is ride my bike. I've always loved doing that. MASON COOK Seeing my malevolent face in the mirror, my benevolent soul shrinks back. MASON COOLEY Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining. MASON COOLEY City people make most of the fuss about the charms of country life. MASON COOLEY I feel like clout is something that builds up on your teeth. ANDREW MASON If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places. ANDREW MASON Am I as experienced, or mature, or smart as others CEOs? No probably not, but there's something,... ANDREW MASON Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. MASON COOLEY And they had restaurant management. Their classes were a lot more specific. And their electives blew... ASHLEY MASON The students in the horticulture program really take advantage of it. But the rest of the students d... ASHLEY MASON There was no control in the classes. ASHLEY MASON I didn't realize it was possible people could be so anonymous. There was no recognition of a person ... ASHLEY MASON I really felt anonymous. Everyone was really aloof. It felt claustrophobic. ASHLEY MASON If beggars do not hate the rest of us, they are even more abject than I had imagined. MASON COOLEY My mind is led astray by every faint rustle. MASON COOLEY GEORGE MASON GEORGE MASON A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other c... MASON COOLEY The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree. MASON COOLEY We are prepared for insults, but compliments leave us baffled. MASON COOLEY Even the most fickle are faithful to a few bad habits. MASON COOLEY I've been very lucky, from the beginning. I've found that as long as you're fundamentall... ANDREW MASON Three meals plus bedtime make four sure blessings a day. MASON COOLEY Even cats grow lonely and anxious. MASON COOLEY Reputation runs behind the current state of affairs. MASON COOLEY It would seem that the salary range is out of line with what you would expect across the country, an... BRIAN MASON I suspect that they want to maybe get in the game before the federal election takes over, BRIAN MASON I think there is a consensus that is emerging among industry leaders that we need to end the patchwo... BRIAN MASON But people are desperate and there are people, including many of my constituents, who need any kind ... BRIAN MASON I'm not happy about it because I think it represents a failure of government to plan, BRIAN MASON I think Albertans will feel angry and frustrated because this is our gas, BRIAN MASON We own the resource and yet people in other provinces are getting a lower price than Albertans, so t... BRIAN MASON People literally are dying on the transplant list who could be cured with this, BRIAN MASON That, in my view, will drive up costs in the public health-care system and leave many people behind. BRIAN MASON Insurance companies stand to make enormous profits, but they'll do that by skimming off the most ins... BRIAN MASON I had a person that worked as a mechanic here and quit his job today because his gas bills were runn... BOB MASON He was in the .920s most of the year. That's telling you he's done a pretty good job. But there's on... BOB MASON He's got the talent and skills to play at this level. BOB MASON It seems to make sense to me that we ought to identify costs and revenues based on the pool of kids ... BOB MASON I wouldn't trade this for anything at this point. Just the fun of working with players, kids, everyt... BILL MASON I talked to my uncle in Florida on the phone and I told him I wanted to teach. He said to get into i... BILL MASON If you go back to cases that are older than 1993, there's a strong likelihood that the statute of li... BILL MASON Whatever agreement we come to, if we do come to one, if it doesn't change business as usual in preda... BILL MASON Internet crime has become the new wave of crime against children, ... Belmont County Sheriff Fred Th... BILL MASON My employees on Baker Boulevard and also Frederick Street will be holding a charity car wash from 9 ... BILL MASON Which means we can't prosecute it. BILL MASON Affection reproaches, but does not denounce. MASON COOLEY Observe decorum, and it will open a path to morality. MASON COOLEY For many, immaturity is an ideal, not a defect. MASON COOLEY GEORGE MASON [Connecticut] came out and played hard, they were fired up. We came out flat compared to what we wer... CARRIE MASON Coming in as a freshman, I wanted to come to a program where I could help build on to it, and I thin... CARRIE MASON It's been our goal every year to get to the NCAA tournament, and every year once we've gotten here i... CARRIE MASON It's close enough that a lot of them can get to it. It's exciting, (but) personally I can't treat it... CARRIE MASON A lot of the same offenses, a lot of cuts, a lot of screens. Great post players, great athletes. CARRIE MASON The last tournament, we got off to a slow start, and we got ourselves in a big hole. That was a less... CARRIE MASON While we are reading, we are all Don Quixote. MASON COOLEY Documents create a paper reality we call proof. MASON COOLEY If modesty disappeared, so would exhibitionism. MASON COOLEY GEORGE MASON Old and young disbelieve one another's truths. MASON COOLEY GEORGE MASON The discontented believe that their regrets are about the past. MASON COOLEY An academic dialect is perfected when its terms are hard to understand and refer only to one another... MASON COOLEY When I prayed for success, I forgot to ask for sound sleep and good digestion. MASON COOLEY Innocence is thought charming because it offers delightful possibilities for exploitation. MASON COOLEY Regret for wasted time is more wasted time. MASON COOLEY Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth MASON COOLEY Travelers never think that they are the foreigners. MASON COOLEY The routines of tourism are even more monotonous than those of daily life. MASON COOLEY The fattest hog in Epicurus' sty. WILLIAM MASON The exhibitionist loves to flirt with shame MASON COOLEY This enhancement to the scoreboard, to the playing surface, and some of the other amenities we'll us... DAN MASON Flattery and insults raise the same question: What do you want? MASON COOLEY In psychoanalysis, only the fee is exactly what it seems to be. MASON COOLEY GEORGE MASON My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet. MASON COOLEY On first glance, one could argue that all three of these paintings are all alike. The palette is alm... WALLY MASON If you have a great business, if you're great at your craft people should be coming in there. It... ANDREW MASON The beloved is the ultimate fetish. MASON COOLEY Fastidious taste makes enjoyment a struggle. MASON COOLEY GEORGE MASON In the street, the gaze of desire is furtive or menacing. MASON COOLEY [These shows help children to deal with the trauma of war and the resulting psychological stress.] W... DAVID MASON Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. MASON COOLEY Every farewell combines loss and new freedom. MASON COOLEY In the game of love, the losers are more celebrated than the winners MASON COOLEY Between repetition and forgetting, it is a marvel that a new thought ever struggles into existence MASON COOLEY The educated do not share a common body of information, but a common state of mind MASON COOLEY magic lives in curves, not angles MASON COOLEY NICK MASON I think personally the bill was misguided from the start. DYANA MASON I think the fact that questions weren't even raised shows this bill was misguided from the start. DYANA MASON Under attack, sentiments harden into dogma MASON COOLEY 'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.' MASON COOLEY We made a significant investment. The character of the area is residential, and we want to keep it t... BILL MASON I've never whipped anyone before. This is my first Fetish Ball and I am having a great time. BILL MASON A primary responsibility I have is being the person who speaks for the victim. BILL MASON We didn't used to be in the storm business, but the last two years, it's been one storm after anothe... BILL MASON GEORGE MASON Just because a bridge has structural deficiencies doesn't mean it's unsafe. It merely means it's det... RICK MASON GEORGE MASON The ravaged face in the mirror hides the enchanting youth that is the real me. MASON COOLEY Rage is exciting, but leaves me confused and exhausted. MASON COOLEY If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements. MASON COOLEY You can grow with grace. This is a type of smart growth. Basically we just want to stop sprawling Ut... DANNY MASON Our linebackers are strong, just terrific. Martin is one of the best middle linebackers around. He h... MIKE MASON Losing a guy like that ? it's tough. He's a potential most valuable player in the league if he's hea... CHRIS MASON The horse stares at its captor, barely remembering the free kicks of youth. MASON COOLEY Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. MASON COOLEY Opportunity knocks, but doesn't always answer to its name. MASON COOLEY Art begins in imitation and ends in innovation. MASON COOLEY When a man bores a woman, she complains. When a woman bores a man, he ignores her. MASON COOLEY The gods are watching, but idly, yawning. MASON COOLEY I love you is the inscription on Pandora's box. MASON COOLEY We're not going to go on a wild goose chase. MIKE MASON A (Harris Poll) survey showed that two-thirds of the American people don't know all the words to our... VANESSA MASON We did a recent survey that found that two out of three Americans don't know the words to the nation... VANESSA MASON His flicking is up there with the best. He is flicking for Australia when he gets in the team. To be... SIMON MASON It is possible to interpret without observing, but not to observe without interpreting. MASON COOLEY Their numbers on medical costs were astronomical. It's a bad contract all around. ANDY MASON It will feel less dense because of all the open space. It saves the taxpayers a fortune - we're talk... DANNY MASON I want to play well in front of the fans. They've just seen this guy with the bald head on the end o... CHRIS MASON Living alone makes it harder to find someone to blame. MASON COOLEY Melancholy is as seductive as Ecstasy. MASON COOLEY GEORGE MASON The sage belongs to the same obsolete repertory as the virtuous maiden and the enlightened monarch. MASON COOLEY We remain totally focused on getting our near term production projects on line quickly. ANTHONY MASON We are disappointed with the result of Emery Hudson, ANTHONY MASON Does that make her less iconic? ANTHONY MASON You're saying Mattel and Barbie are copying you? ANTHONY MASON So you're 10 times as big as you were four years ago? ANTHONY MASON I'm very excited about this and I can tell I'm going to be spending a lot of my time here, ... I thi... ANTHONY MASON I was a little nervous at first, but once the game got going and I started sweating, I started feeli... CHRIS MASON The situation will stabilize very soon as by Wednesday evening all the filling stations will have en... DAN MASON Switch every 30 minutes. I sometimes put a rock or something to show where I am quitting the weeding... SANDRA MASON The popularity of Groupon has almost rendered the group-buying element of it obsolete, because we... ANDREW MASON There is a lack of representation from this side of the Monterey Bay -- Seaside, Marina, Sand City, ... MEL MASON I don't expect anything in return. I have been giving for years. I was giving to Shirley before she ... WAYNE MASON
I am incredibly excited about my new venture, and I am enjoying being back in the studio making musi... 
The first day I start shooting, I start having a recurring nightmare that every single night that I ... 
For me, writing is a discipline, much like playing a musical instrument. By making writing my first ... 
To me, it's about getting better every time and doing the best I can every run no matter where I am.... 
What I am after is the first impression - I want to show all one sees on first entering the room - w... 
I have to visualise my jokes, live my jokes, feel the audience because every audience is different. ... 
I view them with contempt and that contempt grows stronger every day. I am talking about the United ... 
I used to be afraid about what people might say or think after reading what I had written. I am not ... 
Every time I open a new restaurant, I wake up in the middle of the night moaning about bread and wat... 
I learn the most from trial and error. I learn about what I'd like to be able to do from people ... 
I am really a loner after all; I am really not a social person. Because of my job, people think I am... 
I am a collection of thoughts and memories and likes and dislikes. I am the things that have happene... 
The more I know about God, I am convinced He likes to read books and authors are His librarians. Eve... 
My job is to hire the best and brightest employees and empower them to do their best work. As a mana... 
You are always here with me when I do so, at least in my heart, and it is impossible for me to remem... 
I'm not a facelift person. I am what I am. 
I am what I am. A fighter. 
[In his 1993 autobiography] To Be the Best, ... What I have learned about myself is that I am an ani... 
I would love to meet J.K. Rowling and tell her how much I admire her writing and am amazed by her im... 
I flip back to the front, and the stamp stares at me. Shakespeare and Company, Kilometer Zero Paris.... 
I didn't feel the inclination to put myself out on a limb that much on my first solo album. I stayed... 
I am compelled to write because I have an artist's personality, it is a psychologically-determined t... 
I have come to accept myself for what I am: human. I am not perfect. I am not immune to fate, but I ... 
Don't like me for what I am.
I just really love doing what I do. I know every career is fleeting and there will be time periods w... 
I feel such a creative force in me: I am convinced that there will be a time when, let us say, I wil... 
Today is a new day and it brings with it a new set of opportunities for me to act on.
I'm going to be who I am and believe in what I bring to the table every day. 
And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with Me, to give every man according as his work shall... 
That's just it. I'm the first. And if my venture goes well, and I return to record it, many others w... 
I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he di... 
I am a non Zionist because the Jew, in seeking a homeland of his own, seems to me to be giving up so... 
Jackie Mason Freshly Squeezed. 
After all that I'd been through, after all that I'd learned and all that I'd been given, I was going... 
I've always found it best to have a routine. I go to my study at the same time every day and cli... 
Every family is different. I am mom and I am dad and I'm going to do my best. You should be prou... 
I never had a policy; I have just tried to do my very best each and every day. 
When someone asked Abraham Lincoln, after he was elected president, what he was going to do about hi... 
I am who I am, I am what I am, I do what I do and I ain't never gonna do it any different. I don... 
I only come up with things when I am talking to myself, which I do constantly. The sidewalk and the ... 
I was four back there and he made (two) bogeys, ... On 10, I hit the best putt I hit all day and it ... 
I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes p... 
My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or... 
I can't predict the future and I don't have respect for people who try to. 
I started racing myself and once you get bitten by that bug you really are hooked. 
Habituated from our Infancy to trample upon the Rights of Human Nature, every generous, every libera... 
Your dear baby has died innocent and blameless, and has been called away by an all wise and merciful... 
I'm not impressed with the power of a corporate president. I am impressed with the power of ideas. 
As much as I value an union of all the states, I would not admit the southern states into the union,... 
I have about 40 cars, of which 25 to 30 are what you might call serious. 