I am pretty geeky, yes. I like odd sub-culture activities, I am often socially inept, I wore glasses in high school. But I am a modern geek.


Josh Zuckerman

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I AM TIMEPIECE
The internet has too much information out there for you to ask a dumb question
I AM TIMEPIECE
I am no longer a rare breed, I am an endangered species
I AM TIMEPIECE
I wish there was an edit button on Life because sometimes we don't realize the mistakes we've made u...
I AM TIMEPIECE
Life are full of memories, capture them
I AM TIMEPIECE
I don't fit in because I was born to stand out
I AM TIMEPIECE
I don't think of myself as pretty. I am what I am.
ISABELI FONTANA
Aye, well, I've got my garden.
LIKE I
I told my Nike representative, 'Why didn't you guys use me for this?''' Williams said, laughing.
LIKE I
On the interception, I was out of bounds,
LIKE I
casually made his 'abort black fetuses' argument.
LIKE I
I can field my position. If I start worrying about being ready for a line drive too soon that means ...
LIKE I
I told him that he played a great game,'' said Falcons quarterback Michael Vick , who like Manning w...
LIKE I
I was so concerned with getting the ball out of my hands and not taking the sack, that sometimes I t...
LIKE I
I knew I had to throw the ball better,'' Manning said of his poor start.
LIKE I
I think the reason that I have that title or that moniker is because people don't know what to expec...
LIKE I
You're either ready and prepared to take on the task, or you're not,'' he said.
LIKE I
I did not have one butterfly out there today,'' he said.
LIKE I
Married to the Mob.
LIKE I
Hello you're with Drudge.
LIKE I
I don't expect Christian Fundamentalists to reach out to me. They are adamant that homosexuals are i...
LIKE I
throw enough shit at the wall and some should stick?
LIKE I
I'm not happy, that's all I can say about it,'' he said.
LIKE I
Yes, I guess I am bi-coastal.
TEA LEONI
I'm not a facelift person. I am what I am.
ROBERT REDFORD
I am what I am. A fighter.
GORDON RAMSAY
I am what I am, but I'm not a thief. And I'm not scandalous.
JERRY HELLER
Yes, I am very prolific.
PATRICE LECONTE
Yes, I am an Irish lass through and through.
ERIN ANDREWS
I'm tired of defending my character. I am what I am.
DANA PLATO
I don't do drugs. I am drugs.
SALVADOR DALI
I am Minnesotan.
HALIMA ADEN
I am pro-American.
JOHN BOLTON
I am not a centrist.
BELLA ABZUG
I am half-Byronic, half-moronic; part-shaman, part-showman.
SEBASTIAN HORSLEY
I am not whiny!
CAROL LYNLEY
I am a contrarian.
BARRY DILLER
I believe in doing what I am best at.
N. T. RAMA RAO, JR.
Some will wear masks their entire life because they care about what other people think, while others...
SHANNON L. ALDER
I am what I am. I have not deliberately built an image for myself.
RAHUL DRAVID
I can, therefore I am.
SIMONE WEIL
I like to be myself, and I don't pretend. For instance, I don't dress up for occasions; I am...
VIRAT KOHLI
I am happy being what I am.
PAUL THEROUX
I am happy with what I've done.
HANOI HANNAH
I am happy in Paris.
ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC
When my kids are happy, I am happy.
KRIS JENNER
Yes, I am a lingerie model, but I have class.
IRINA SHAYK
I am what I am and I'm a horrible liar. I can't do it. I'm just very candid.
PAMELA ANDERSON
My feeling is that labels are for canned food... I am what I am - and I know what I am.
MICHAEL STIPE
I don't have two different personalities. I am what I am.
JUDY SHEINDLIN
I am what I am and, you know, I'm a very lucky guy.
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG
I'm not going to change; I'm very stubborn in this way. I am what I am.
ANNE WOJCICKI
I am a capitalist and I believe in making a profit.
FELIX ROHATYN
I am where I am because I believe in all possibilities.
WHOOPI GOLDBERG
I can only be who I am.
ENYA
I love acting. It's what I do, not what I am.
NATASHA LITTLE
What I can do for my country, I am willing to do.
CHRISTOPHER GADSDEN
At times I think and at times I am.
PAUL VALERY
I think; therefore I am.
RENE DESCARTES
Who am I? I am that. Nothing can change that. Words, intellect and concepts can never reach that. It...
AMIT RAY
I am a fan of wuxia.
ZHANG YIMOU
I am a businessman.
RALPH NORMAN
I am an economist, not an astrologer.
RAFAEL CORREA
I can't not be who I am.
RANDY OWEN
I am not struggling. What I do, it is what I do.
VINCE GILL
I am not an enemy of Adventism.
WALTER MARTIN
I am not an American; I am the American.
VAL KILMER
I am a recovering alcoholic.
PATRICK J. KENNEDY
I am who I am.
ADAM LAMBERT
I am Buzz Lightyear!
BUZZ ALDRIN
I am a Bolshevik.
W. E. B. DU BOIS
I am a hard-news journalist. That is what I do.
CANDY CROWLEY
I am not a farceur. I am not Blake Edwards.
SYDNEY POLLACK
I am a wife-made man.
DANNY KAYE
I am a glutton for tranquility.
WOLE SOYINKA
I am not a Hemingway aficionado.
MARGAUX HEMINGWAY
I am not immersed in self-admiration.
SAUL LEITER
I am not a crook.
RICHARD M. NIXON
I am not a dwarf.
JEAN-CLAUDE JUNCKER
I am a geologist.
ROBERT BALLARD
When it comes to luggage, I am an underpacker.
PHARRELL WILLIAMS
I am not a hater.
FRED DURST
I am not eloquent.
MOSES
I am a nutritionist's nightmare.
CHRISSY TEIGEN
I am a pupil of Pissarro.
PAUL CEZANNE
I am proud to be a Richie.
SOFIA RICHIE
I am a roller-coaster addict.
MICK FOLEY
I am Roe.
NORMA MCCORVEY
I am not overconfident.
ROMANO PRODI
I am a Westerner of Westerners!
TAYLOR CALDWELL
I am not a rabble rouser.
COREY LEWANDOWSKI
I am the skeptic of skeptics.
TAYLOR CALDWELL
I am a terrible sleeper.
MATT SMITH
I am a fosterer of animals.
BELLAMY YOUNG
I am a beast!
ALBERTO TOMBA
If I didn't do what I do, I wouldn't be as young as I am.
ROBERT PLANT
I am wholesome.
ANDREA CORR
I am terrified of submarines.
AUTUMN REESER
I am a radical.
CARTER G. WOODSON
I am an undiplomatic diplomat.
ADOLFO AGUILAR ZINSER

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There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?
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There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
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Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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