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I hope somebody escorts it out to sea again, otherwise it's going to get a bit confused.


Joan MacLeod

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Just keep going like crazy and look back when it's over. Otherwise you just get confused.
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BRUCE ROBERTS I'm going to be Pennington. I'm not going to get my hair cut though. Then again, if somebody gives m...
LAURA CAMERON It hurt, it hurt me. It was somebody I wasn't going to see again.
AL KRUEGER How to get it, I annoy you???
You are not interested???

What's the idea???
DEYTH BANGER You be greater than your feelings. I don't demand this of you - life does. Otherwise you'll be washe...
PHILIP ROTH Reject the religious labels and accept the only label that matters “Born Again
JOHN M SHEEHAN It was a lot of fun to get the fans going a little bit. It's a little different when you're playing ...
DANNY GRANGER Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it
SARA SHEPARD How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS This year it's our turn to get back into the playoffs again. I hope things are going to work out thi...
CATHY KING I find it hard to believe that somebody is going to just, on a whim, throw somebody out.
JOE KELLY I'm happy to get it out of the way. Now, I'm going to do it again and again.
BRANDON WILLIAMS I still hold out hope, but it's going to be hard for somebody out of nowhere to get to the Final Fou...
LEON BARMORE The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m...
ANDREW TO Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt...
ANDREW TO Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank...
ANDREW TO The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ...
ANDREW TO Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate...
ANDREW TO We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ...
ANDREW TO Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices.
ANDREW TO I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag...
ANDREW TO We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
ANDREW TO I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO A Ritual to Read to Each Other


If you don’t know the kind of person I am
and...
WILLIAM STAFFORD I hope the average woman feels she needs practicality but with a little bit of fantasy. Otherwise, i...
FRANCISCO COSTA I think they're going to get bought out by somebody, ... Could be (a company) like Deutsche Telecom.
BRUCE ROBERTS Plunging in “truths” about God is like walking on the bottom of a sea that is not there, searchi...
MARIANA FULGER The only way to make a spoilt machine work again is to break it down, work on its inner system and f...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR I hope we can score five or six runs tomorrow. I hope this will help get our confidence back. There'...
ERIC CHAVEZ It's always a probability that you're going to have a big wreck, and it's always somebody else's doi...
RUSTY WALLACE We came out well tonight. Unfortunately, they came out better in the third quarter. We looked a litt...
SCOTT SKILES Air quality will be a little bit lower than usual for Brevard. We're going to get a sea breeze that ...
SCOTT KELLY If I have a mismatch, I'll take it if somebody covers me and try to take it to the hole, otherwise I...
JODI LINDNER The house was safe again, although a little bit more untidy, but at least Vluffy didn’t have to wo...
CHRISTINA ENGELA I just hope it wasn't a one-off and that we're going to tail off again after this. Everything seemed...
KLAUS AUGENTHALER Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said:
I am not commanding you, but I ...
NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me.
NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the...
NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on...
HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them.
HARPER LEE I would hope that people didn't think I was anything like Joan! It's very hard for me becaus...
CHRISTINA HENDRICKS If they're going to close somebody else, I'm hoping to get that business. With the favorable languag...
JOE JERZEWSKI I am genuinely a bit confused about the world, a little bit bumbling.
LOUIS THEROUX It was good to get going, sit down a little bit, let it stiffen up and get back out there, ... I don...
ZACH DUKE Wow!” said Dennis, as though nobody in their wildest dreams could hope for more than being ...
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SANDRA K. COOK Somebody had to get out and help the rest of the team so the scrimmages and practice could flow. Oth...
BRYAN GARDERE I really hope I don't get this obsessed with somebody next season, ... Because it's really kind of w...
TINA TURNER Dixon Steele: You know, when you first walked into the police station, I said to myself, “There sh...
DOROTHY B. HUGHES Somebody gets into trouble, then gets out of it again. People love that story. They never get tired ...
KURT VONNEGUT This league means a lot of sleepless nights. We have to figure out how to get it going again.
SEAN MCDONNELL You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to li...
JOAN BAEZ There's a sensitivity to doing things better than maybe we've done in the past. So we're going to de...
COUNCILMAN CLEM LEE You have to be willing to risk things; otherwise, somebody else will put you out of business.
DOUGLAS LEONE It ain't me no more. Just because I'm gone, it's still somebody out here that's going to carry the l...
DIONNY REYNOLDS Our client is a bit confused, although the translator had already told her that it was a life senten...
HAPOSAN SIHOMBING While I see many hoof marks going in, I see none coming out. It is easier to get into the enemy's to...
AESOP I think it was good to get it going and sit it down a little bit,
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GARY BARDINI I won't be able to watch it on TV because we'll be on the plane going home. I hope somebody records ...
BRANDON BREAZELL It's like somebody stuck their finger in there and pushed the pendulum to the pessimistic side, so i...
CHUCK HILL A fragrant breeze wandered up from the quiet sea, trailed along the beach, and drifted back to the s...
DOUGLAS ADAMS It's so great to love somebody and, out of that, to make a child. So that's my goal.
NASTASSJA KINSKI I'm vulnerable to it happening again, ... But anybody that knows me knows I'm going to do whatever I...
CHAMP BAILEY We haven't had any luck go our way, but I hope that's going to change. We played really well again t...
GREG ELLIOTT I'm not trying to be a star on TV. I am who I am, which I hope comes out. I have a little bit of...
CAL RIPKEN, JR. We're not going to get out of the 20s again today.
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NICHOLAS SPARKS She filed the image away as an excellent and insulting question to ask the earl at an utterly inappr...
GAIL CARRIGER There is something about going to sea. A little bit of discipline, self-discipline and humility are ...
PRINCE ANDREW Drowning, drowning, drowning in the sea of depression and then got a bit of air to save me for today...
CRISTABEL MICHAELS This is a win-win situation, ... I am totally confused as to why this union is going out on strike.
EDWARD RENDELL If you can develop this ability to see what you look at, to understand its meaning, to readjust your...
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT (Joan,1941) She wrote me a letter asking,"How can I read it?,Its so hard." I told her to start at th...
RICHARD FEYNMAN I don't want people to say, 'Whew, this one's going out to sea.' There's still a possibility that it...
JAMIE RHOME One is in a state of hope because the basic physiological feeling is once again strong and rich; one...
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE I thought going in that we could get a good lap, ... My car felt really good in practice. Going out ...
DAVE BLANEY I hope to prevent one of out students from getting sexually assaulted, kidnapped or I suppose the wo...
DANIEL SULLIVAN We went back in the bar, and the kid tried to get back in again. We had to get him out a second time...
COREY HYDE And I...drown myself in the music. Not to mask the pain, but to lose it. I don't really care what yo...
DEDRICK D. L. PITTER He's having a good season for a rookie. But he's been struggling a bit lately and to get somebody [i...
DANIEL BERTHIAUME You're the creator of your own future. Get to writing.
ASHLEY BROOKE ROBBINS I'm quite old-fashioned. I like going out to dinner. You have the chance to talk to somebody and...
HARRY STYLES I really and truly hope we are able to get somebody who is going to do a good job and not have anoth...
BARBARA B. PRUITT I think it was a great athletic move. But I'm sure my teammates will think otherwise. Anything to ge...
CARL PAVANO I hope you get the message, if you don't somebody else will.
OLASOT Too easy to get = Just as easy to forget.
MANDY HALE When I get in a game, I don't know what I'm going to do, ... I may cry. I may not cry. I don't know....
WILSON ALVAREZ The Sea of Galilee and the Dead Sea are made of the same water. It flows down, clean and cool, from ...
HARRY EMERSON FOSDICK It felt good to get an opportunity to get on the field and play a little bit. I don't know what's go...
NICK GREISEN I wear my wedding ring. We talk about when we're going to get married again, which we hope is go...
JIM LAMPLEY I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...Its Free!...
CRAIG FERGUSON I hope somebody is brought to justice.
AL KRUEGER I finally bought a gun because I said if I'm going to get it, I'm taking somebody with me.
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JOAN BORDOW Sometimes you wonder how you got on this mountain. But sometimes you wonder, How will I get off?
JOAN MANLEY The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.
JOAN BAEZ ...the story of a man who saw three fellows laying bricks at a new building:
He approached the fi...
JOAN BORYSENKO The willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life is the source from which self-respect sp...
JOAN DIDION My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
JOAN RIVERS Journalism has always existed in two different realities . . . the economic marketplace and [the] sp...
JOAN KONNER I write entirely to find out what I'm thinking, what I'm looking at, what I see and what it means. W...
JOAN DIDION Character — the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life — is the source from whi...
JOAN DIDION If it's natural to kill, how come men have to go into training to learn how?
JOAN BAEZ I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
JOAN RIVERS I think nobody owns the land until their dead are in it.
JOAN DIDION My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid f...
JOAN RIVERS No woman has an abortion for fun.
JOAN SMITH Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw fro...
JOAN LUNDEN To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
JOAN KLEMPNER Just by making a decision to stay out of politics, you are making the decision to allow others to sh...
JOAN KIRNER Even though everybody's lives are different, in general we're all human beings, and we go th...
JOAN JETT The 325-foot Seagram Tower is the most southerly and closest to the Canadian falls and also affords ...
JOAN LINGARD I can't imagine being a single parent or a single parent that doesn't have a lot of money. T...
JOAN CUSACK It has been said that on screen I personified the American woman.
JOAN CRAWFORD I went on a book tour immediately after 9/11. I was due to leave the following Wednesday, so I just ...
JOAN DIDION We aim to express the passion of our members in something actionable that we can all in fact do.
JOAN BLADES All teenagers have this desire to somehow run away.
JOAN CHEN Can they do both? That's a huge balance, I think, with kids- trying to find the right- it's ...
JOAN CUSACK We live entirely, especially if we are writers, by the imposition of a narrative line upon disparate...
JOAN DIDION I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
JOAN RIVERS