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I don't think twice about picking up my dog's poop, but if another dog's poop is next to it, I think...
JONAH GOLDBERG I poop. You poop. We all poop. So why on TV is it only politically correct for cartoon bears to talk...
DARRELL CHESTER![]()
Why are you making cupcakes when you're just gonna poop them out?
PETE WENTZ Don't drink so much you poop where you eat.
A. KING I used to pick him up at school in the Poop Moose van. He was always so proud. He's crazy about the ...
DARRYL FENTON Often, they expose it, then poop on it just to let you know they found it and they're not going to g...
STAN GEHRT Dogs are angels full of poop.
OLIVER GASPIRTZ![]()
You are all made of real poop.
ANNE FRANK![]()
Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops?
TOM ROBBINS Nancy Pelosi brings disgrace to the word "nincum poop"
BLAIR R. LONG Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we do...
RYAN HANSEN![]()
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?
GROUCHO MARX![]()
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind.
ERIC ANDRE I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
TYLER POSEY You basically have eaten poop from either another person or animal somewhere.
KIRK SMITH![]()
I think it's really interesting to talk about Foucault in one chapter and smelling poop in the basem...
EDMUND WHITE![]()
We were all in a tight group on the poop looking at her.
JOSEPH CONRAD I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number . . . Most people are poop-heads I do ...
JAMES ALAN GARDNER![]()
Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette
JOSH STERN Most people don't know what a deficient diet looks like, but you can tell from their poop. This is l...
DAREK FARMER She told her to get ready to start mucking the poop. They said they're going to get [the farm] back ...
LEAH SKIDMORE As far as we can understand when it comes to the blueberry, ... it comes to a harvesting of poop.
PAUL GALLO As far as we can understand when it comes to the blueberry, it comes to a harvesting of poop,
PAUL GALLO We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poo...
ROBYN PETERMAN![]()
Glorious, stirring sight! The poetry of motion! The real way to travel! The only way to travel! Here...
KENNETH GRAHAME Glorious, stirring sight! The poetry of motion! The real way to travel! The only way to travel! Here...
KENNETH GRAHAM![]()
If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop.
KURT COBAIN![]()
I was so appalled. They were kind of waiting for Terry to walk out and perhaps take a poop or someth...
SHIRLEY MACLAINE If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck?
JOEL SAMAHA A infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually produce the works ...
COLLIN LYSFORD Last year was a little more inconclusive. This year, it says that goose poop does not effect (the wa...
ERIK ANDERSON Some countries have more water than others - some can afford to use clean water to flush their poop ...
ROSE GEORGE the only true way to prove that you have lost your inner child is if you don't laugh when you hear t...
AMANDA Every word serves a purpose. It conveys an idea. And the idea behind words like feces, stool, or poo...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY![]()
Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a litt...
KATIE MACALISTER Bug? You sack of sweat stink. I've got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you're better than m...
KIM HARRISON Owning a program script is like owning a new born baby, all it does is eat sleep and poop. But ownin...
GANNON N/A When the Strident Voices of Dissent loudly rise up from the Wilderness of Mann, the High-Flying Feat...
P. A. MONSON Passing gas and 'poop talk' is normal in our daily lives. It might seem gross to some, but what come...
JACQUE LUKASZEWICZ I think the area is racist, not the university, not necessarily in terms of race. But I just think t...
ZACHARY WILEY Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pant...
ALAN SIMPSON![]()
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the othe...
JERRY SEINFELD![]()
So for some reason everybody makes this huge deal about pandas. I don't know why. They never actuall...
DAVE BARRY![]()
Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY Im not looking for perfection, just perfect flaws.
KIERRA C.T. BANKS I am a fascist, not a racist.
PAOLO DI CANIO The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women ar...
HEATHER CHAPPLE![]()
I'm crazy, I'm nuts. Just the way my brain works. I'm not normal. I think differently.
JUSTIN BIEBER![]()
I totally miss all that stuff. Touring in a van, playing small shows — those end up being the cool...
PETE WENTZ![]()
Mines!” Patsy shouts, pointing at Tim. He goes to her, rumples her scanty hair.
“See, hot A...
HUNTLEY FITZPATRICK I just do it a little differently, I think you build from our strengths.
ARLENE SILVEIRA I don't think Bill Bennett's a racist, though.
CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER![]()
And my point was one I think that you'd agree with, which is there's no room in America for ...
NEWT GINGRICH![]()
I write differently from what I speak, I speak differently from what I think, I think differently fr...
FRANZ KAFKA I know that when I read the Bible, my life is transformed. I think differently. I act differently. I...
JIM GEORGE This "Desperate Housewives" demographic, dominated by pro-growth urbanites or suburbanites, often cl...
KEN PERROTTE I'm not a racist.
SAMMY SOSA Innocent parents might have thought that a musical cartoon version of a fairy tale would be a child&...
RICHARD CORLISS i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL![]()
And since you know what a tree-climbing weenie I am, I think it's pretty clear that I'm willing to d...
WENDELIN VAN DRAANEN Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
SARAH SILVERMAN If you're a racist, we don't want you. This is not about the color of anyone's skin, this is about n...
CONNIE HAIR I think if Mr. Benson wants to leave, he could have done it a little bit differently. Not right afte...
C. RAY NAGIN Think about visual IM (instant messaging).
RON GARRIQUES![]()
If you look at it from any other side, it looks like a pile of enormous deer droppings, but Chiron w...
RICK RIORDAN Teddy Roosevelt had handpicked Taft as his successor, and when Teddy Roosevelt tells you to do somet...
DANIEL O'BRIEN I don't think he has a racist bone in his body.
HAROLD MILLER Racist or not, the end result is certainly a racist one.
MARC MAUER![]()
I'm not seeing the ball any differently, ... I've just been lucky, I guess.
BARRY BONDS I can't say I'm angry. I just don't understand it, when it's so obvious that my father was not a rac...
ADOLPH RUPP JR Why do some people feel offended by the word shit, but not by the word poop? Because some little old...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY You don't have to be smart to get good grades, you just have to do what they tell you
RICHARD PAUL EVANS![]()
Don't run away.
Im not running away. Im already gone.
-Lena and Ethan
KAMI GARCIA Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev...
RAKSHAN BHANDARY![]()
If i had to do it all over again? Why not, I would do it a little bit differently.
FREDDIE MERCURY I've been down to the border with them. They're not racist. They don't care what color you are.
TED HAYES Even though it might appear otherwise from what I've said, I am not a racist. I should not have said...
JOHN ROCKER Why do some people feel offended by the word shit, but not by the word poop? Because some little old...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY![]()
Nothing in this place is sexy," I told him, and he[Dex] laughed.
"Oh, come on, Izzy. Even you,...
RACHEL HAWKINS![]()
Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's ...
JASPER FFORDE I don't think that he's a racist. I don't think he's anti-Latino, ... I just think some of his comme...
ART TORRES Im not your biggest girly girl.
MAGGIE SIFF![]()
I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white.
CHARLES BARKLEY I've just always sort of been mesmerized by our minds and how people think and how people react ...
CHRIS WOOD I must not expect everyone to act or think like I do as God has created each of us differently.
NORHAFSAH HAMID![]()
Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life.
JOHN DAVID ANDERSON At a time I used to think that in a world without guards people would walk differently from the way ...
HERTA MüLLER![]()
America is still mostly xenophobic and racist. That's the nature of America, I think.
JERRY GARCIA![]()
All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old...
KURT VONNEGUT I think we have some traction with these guys. I think they see it differently.
HENRY SCIORTINO All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done.
TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY![]()
I think it's being interpreted differently than what he wanted.
PAUL JOHNSON I think all Nazis didn't see themselves as bad people. I've never met a racist yet who thoug...
NORMAN JEWISON![]()
The barge she sat in, like a burnished throne,
Burned on the water: the poop was beaten gold;
...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE![]()
I mean, I think everybody realizes that calling people racist is a waste of time; nobody buys it any...
BERNARD GOLDBERG I don't think any of us would hesitate. I might pack differently.
DON ALEXANDER It's okay to complain about this problem, and if you do, you're not a racist, you're not a bigot.
JIM GILCHRIST And I think all Nazis didn't see themselves as bad people. I've never met a racist yet who t...
NORMAN JEWISON I really think truth comes from the body. When you're running for your life, you breathe differe...
EVELYNE BROCHU![]()
I'm anything but a racist.
BOB FELLER
JONAH GOLDBERG I poop. You poop. We all poop. So why on TV is it only politically correct for cartoon bears to talk...
DARRELL CHESTER
Why are you making cupcakes when you're just gonna poop them out? PETE WENTZ Don't drink so much you poop where you eat.
A. KING I used to pick him up at school in the Poop Moose van. He was always so proud. He's crazy about the ...
DARRYL FENTON Often, they expose it, then poop on it just to let you know they found it and they're not going to g...
STAN GEHRT Dogs are angels full of poop.
OLIVER GASPIRTZ
You are all made of real poop. ANNE FRANK
Does koala bear poop smell like cough drops? TOM ROBBINS Nancy Pelosi brings disgrace to the word "nincum poop"
BLAIR R. LONG Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we do...
RYAN HANSEN
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? GROUCHO MARX
I want to be remembered for my poop jokes. Those are the most important kind. ERIC ANDRE I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can't help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out.
TYLER POSEY You basically have eaten poop from either another person or animal somewhere.
KIRK SMITH
I think it's really interesting to talk about Foucault in one chapter and smelling poop in the basem... EDMUND WHITE
We were all in a tight group on the poop looking at her. JOSEPH CONRAD I do not care about the greatest good for the greatest number . . . Most people are poop-heads I do ...
JAMES ALAN GARDNER
Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette JOSH STERN Most people don't know what a deficient diet looks like, but you can tell from their poop. This is l...
DAREK FARMER She told her to get ready to start mucking the poop. They said they're going to get [the farm] back ...
LEAH SKIDMORE As far as we can understand when it comes to the blueberry, ... it comes to a harvesting of poop.
PAUL GALLO As far as we can understand when it comes to the blueberry, it comes to a harvesting of poop,
PAUL GALLO We need to pull over now," she screeched as she gagged. "Paper is not supposed to be made out of poo...
ROBYN PETERMAN
Glorious, stirring sight! The poetry of motion! The real way to travel! The only way to travel! Here... KENNETH GRAHAME Glorious, stirring sight! The poetry of motion! The real way to travel! The only way to travel! Here...
KENNETH GRAHAM
If you're really a mean person you're going to come back as a fly and eat poop. KURT COBAIN
I was so appalled. They were kind of waiting for Terry to walk out and perhaps take a poop or someth... SHIRLEY MACLAINE If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck?
JOEL SAMAHA A infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters will eventually produce the works ...
COLLIN LYSFORD Last year was a little more inconclusive. This year, it says that goose poop does not effect (the wa...
ERIK ANDERSON Some countries have more water than others - some can afford to use clean water to flush their poop ...
ROSE GEORGE the only true way to prove that you have lost your inner child is if you don't laugh when you hear t...
AMANDA Every word serves a purpose. It conveys an idea. And the idea behind words like feces, stool, or poo...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY
Saer is a great big poop, and you shouldn't listen to anything he says," I said, panting just a litt... KATIE MACALISTER Bug? You sack of sweat stink. I've got farts that smell sweeter than you. Think you're better than m...
KIM HARRISON Owning a program script is like owning a new born baby, all it does is eat sleep and poop. But ownin...
GANNON N/A When the Strident Voices of Dissent loudly rise up from the Wilderness of Mann, the High-Flying Feat...
P. A. MONSON Passing gas and 'poop talk' is normal in our daily lives. It might seem gross to some, but what come...
JACQUE LUKASZEWICZ I think the area is racist, not the university, not necessarily in terms of race. But I just think t...
ZACHARY WILEY Grandchildren now don't write a thank you for the Christmas presents. They are walking on their pant...
ALAN SIMPSON
Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the othe... JERRY SEINFELD
So for some reason everybody makes this huge deal about pandas. I don't know why. They never actuall... DAVE BARRY
Im okay Im okay now.But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY Im not looking for perfection, just perfect flaws.
KIERRA C.T. BANKS I am a fascist, not a racist.
PAOLO DI CANIO The reason why women think men should spend a lot of money on an engagement ring is because women ar...
HEATHER CHAPPLE
I'm crazy, I'm nuts. Just the way my brain works. I'm not normal. I think differently. JUSTIN BIEBER
I totally miss all that stuff. Touring in a van, playing small shows — those end up being the cool... PETE WENTZ
Mines!” Patsy shouts, pointing at Tim. He goes to her, rumples her scanty hair.“See, hot A...
HUNTLEY FITZPATRICK I just do it a little differently, I think you build from our strengths.
ARLENE SILVEIRA I don't think Bill Bennett's a racist, though.
CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER
And my point was one I think that you'd agree with, which is there's no room in America for ... NEWT GINGRICH
I write differently from what I speak, I speak differently from what I think, I think differently fr... FRANZ KAFKA I know that when I read the Bible, my life is transformed. I think differently. I act differently. I...
JIM GEORGE This "Desperate Housewives" demographic, dominated by pro-growth urbanites or suburbanites, often cl...
KEN PERROTTE I'm not a racist.
SAMMY SOSA Innocent parents might have thought that a musical cartoon version of a fairy tale would be a child&...
RICHARD CORLISS i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL
And since you know what a tree-climbing weenie I am, I think it's pretty clear that I'm willing to d... WENDELIN VAN DRAANEN Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
SARAH SILVERMAN If you're a racist, we don't want you. This is not about the color of anyone's skin, this is about n...
CONNIE HAIR I think if Mr. Benson wants to leave, he could have done it a little bit differently. Not right afte...
C. RAY NAGIN Think about visual IM (instant messaging).
RON GARRIQUES
If you look at it from any other side, it looks like a pile of enormous deer droppings, but Chiron w... RICK RIORDAN Teddy Roosevelt had handpicked Taft as his successor, and when Teddy Roosevelt tells you to do somet...
DANIEL O'BRIEN I don't think he has a racist bone in his body.
HAROLD MILLER Racist or not, the end result is certainly a racist one.
MARC MAUER
I'm not seeing the ball any differently, ... I've just been lucky, I guess. BARRY BONDS I can't say I'm angry. I just don't understand it, when it's so obvious that my father was not a rac...
ADOLPH RUPP JR Why do some people feel offended by the word shit, but not by the word poop? Because some little old...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY You don't have to be smart to get good grades, you just have to do what they tell you
RICHARD PAUL EVANS
Don't run away. Im not running away. Im already gone.
-Lena and Ethan
KAMI GARCIA Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev...
RAKSHAN BHANDARY
If i had to do it all over again? Why not, I would do it a little bit differently. FREDDIE MERCURY I've been down to the border with them. They're not racist. They don't care what color you are.
TED HAYES Even though it might appear otherwise from what I've said, I am not a racist. I should not have said...
JOHN ROCKER Why do some people feel offended by the word shit, but not by the word poop? Because some little old...
OLIVER MARKUS MALLOY
Nothing in this place is sexy," I told him, and he[Dex] laughed."Oh, come on, Izzy. Even you,...
RACHEL HAWKINS
Don't ever call me mad, Mycroft. I'm not mad. I'm just ... well, differently moraled, that's ... JASPER FFORDE I don't think that he's a racist. I don't think he's anti-Latino, ... I just think some of his comme...
ART TORRES Im not your biggest girly girl.
MAGGIE SIFF
I think anybody who is racist is an idiot whether they are black or white. CHARLES BARKLEY I've just always sort of been mesmerized by our minds and how people think and how people react ...
CHRIS WOOD I must not expect everyone to act or think like I do as God has created each of us differently.
NORHAFSAH HAMID
Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life. JOHN DAVID ANDERSON At a time I used to think that in a world without guards people would walk differently from the way ...
HERTA MüLLER
America is still mostly xenophobic and racist. That's the nature of America, I think. JERRY GARCIA
All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old... KURT VONNEGUT I think we have some traction with these guys. I think they see it differently.
HENRY SCIORTINO All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done.
TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY
I think it's being interpreted differently than what he wanted. PAUL JOHNSON I think all Nazis didn't see themselves as bad people. I've never met a racist yet who thoug...
NORMAN JEWISON
The barge she sat in, like a burnished throne,
Burned on the water: the poop was beaten gold;
... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE
I mean, I think everybody realizes that calling people racist is a waste of time; nobody buys it any... BERNARD GOLDBERG I don't think any of us would hesitate. I might pack differently.
DON ALEXANDER It's okay to complain about this problem, and if you do, you're not a racist, you're not a bigot.
JIM GILCHRIST And I think all Nazis didn't see themselves as bad people. I've never met a racist yet who t...
NORMAN JEWISON I really think truth comes from the body. When you're running for your life, you breathe differe...
EVELYNE BROCHU
I'm anything but a racist. BOB FELLER
