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So far we've had a good turnout.
GEOFF BAILEY
That wasn't Josh Hartnett; that kid was eighteen years old," Kate said.

I told you, they ...
JULIE JAMES
I'm not a Hollywood basher because enough good movies come out of the Hollywood system every yea...
QUENTIN TARANTINO
It went awesome. We had a very good turnout.
RICK ABBOTT
We have had a good turnout at this event.
DEBBIE CARTER
Everybody is talking it up ... it sounds like we're going to have a good turnout.
CLIFF HOLDREAD
It's was a really good turnout. But normally, we get a lot more people.
CATHY CRONIN
Turnout is good for the system.
PETE GALLEGO
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ...
JOSH HARTNETT
Everybody was trying to put me in action movies and heroic roles, and I wanted to find more complex ...
JOSH HARTNETT
I spent my entire first pay cheque from 'Cracker,' a TV show on ABC, on an Audi because my o...
JOSH HARTNETT
We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.
JOSH HARTNETT
I'm a lot older than my little brothers and sister, so I think I grew up babysitting them.
JOSH HARTNETT
I look for the character to be something interesting, the script to have a good story and be origina...
JOSH HARTNETT
I get bored with the same old film coming out every weekend. It feels like it's the same story a...
JOSH HARTNETT
I'm very 'spur of the moment'. I'm always trying to think of fun things to do to cre...
JOSH HARTNETT
You know, I'm not really any good at working out when people are flirting with me. And I think I...
JOSH HARTNETT
I admire when people take the harder path, not because they are masochistic and want to beat themsel...
JOSH HARTNETT
My hat was pulled down and this girl said 'Are you really him?' I whispered 'Yeah, I'...
JOSH HARTNETT
I've had my heart broken, and it's not fun. But I'd rather have my heart broken than bre...
JOSH HARTNETT
You know what? I'm really attracted to British women, there's something innately proper about them. ...
JOSH HARTNETT
I should be getting photographs of me with my arm around these people like restaurant owners do, bec...
JOSH HARTNETT
It's not scary to make a horror film because you get to pull back the curtain and see that none of i...
JOSH HARTNETT
I'm looking forward to finding someone in life that I can be truly happy with and relate to on all l...
JOSH HARTNETT
I'm very 'spur of the moment'. I'm always trying to think of fun things to do to create a memory.
JOSH HARTNETT
I'd rather have my heart broken, than break one
JOSH HARTNETT
Ever since Poltergeist terrified me when I was 12, I can't watch horror films, I'm a real wuss.
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I was eating burritos with this girl and she asked me to be her prom date. How could I say no? We we...
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JOSH HARTNETT
I don't think there's a problem with being a teen idol, if that happens to me, I'll be happy to deal...
JOSH HARTNETT
Be honest with yourself and lie to everyone else.
JOSH HARTNETT
You know, I'm not really any good at working out when people are flirting with me. And I think I'm t...
JOSH HARTNETT
I'm quiet, and I don't enjoy watching horror flicks, so am I like Zeke? No way.
JOSH HARTNETT
My hat was pulled down and this girl said 'Are you really him?' I whispered 'Yeah, I'm really him.' ...
JOSH HARTNETT
I don't really comment on my personal life because I feel like any comment at all is opening up ...
JOSH HARTNETT
I became popular very young. I viewed myself as just a young actor trying to figure out how to do we...
JOSH HARTNETT
I don't think there's a problem with being a teen idol, if that happens to me, I'll be h...
JOSH HARTNETT
My friends and I make short films. We pretended to rob the Dairy Queen where our friend worked, but ...
JOSH HARTNETT
I don't like to act in my personal life. I like to be straightforward.
JOSH HARTNETT
Brian, Josh and Elliot (Mattingly) had a good meet.
TOM WILLIAMS
If independent turnout is high, it's probably good news for Edwards. If the African-American turnout...
CARLOS WATSON
With the weather the way it was, it was a good turnout.
DWIGHT PATTERSON
It looks like we're gonna have a pretty good turnout of people.
JAMES KASTER
We had a good turnout, I'm going to guess that it was above average.
JEAN GRANT
It might not be quite so good as 1806, but it is certainly a great turnout,
CRAIG NELSON
Whatever Josh allegedly did, I'm very shocked because Josh is a good kid. Since he's been with us, o...
DEXTER WILLIAMS
We had a pretty good turnout. It was a great crowd for a great game.
KATHERINE OSMAN
A good start to increasing voter turnout is to stop disenfranchising half of the voters.
DEREK MITCHELL
Hollywood sold its stars on good looks and personality buildups. We weren't really actresses in a tr...
ANN SOTHERN
It's been a great turnout. It has been a good and steady turnout, especially with what's been going ...
ELIZABETH SHEETS
Both Josh and Noah are capable of rushing for 1,000 yards. We know that. Josh is a great reader. He ...
CHRIS SMITH
Josh had a good year, he just came up a little bit short. He kept working and getting better and in ...
JASON ROSTORFER
This is a good turnout for the first conference. Many people may have had other commitment.
LINDA HURLEY
We had a good turnout, compared to what we expected. We wanted to do something visible and get the m...
MATT RICHARDS
Hollywood sold its stars on good looks and personality buildups. We weren't really actresses in ...
ANN SOTHERN
I feel so strongly on the power for good Hollywood has that I believe its influence is not only nati...
GEORGE MURPHY
It would be great if we could get a good turnout for the game and build on that.
SAM JACOBS
In Hollywood - in Hollywood, you're as good as your last picture.
ERICH VON STROHEIM
I hope we can take advantage of our speed. We also had a very good summer off-season turnout.
MARK MAZZON
It was a good turnout -- smaller than the crowd for the Super Bowl Steelers parade -- but still a go...
DICK SKRINJAR
Most men had rather say a smart thing than do a good one. John P. Kotter, Leading Change -Josh Bill...
JOSH BILLINGS
It was a very good game on both pitchers part. Josh really did a great job for us this afternoon.
RANDY NOLEN
It's time now to rent a car, roll down the windows and prepare for your first big thrill: the freewa...
JOHN WATERS
[LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) -] A change, ... would do you good.
SHERYL CROW
For Josh, it'll be a test for him coming back for the first game, especially against a really good d...
AVERY JOHNSON
Low turnout was a definite setback.
AHMAD NADER NADERY
We wanted to keep him yielded. Tonight I challenged Josh Lawrence, who is a very good defender, to d...
TOD KOWALCZYK
Attendance has been excellent at the other sessions, and we expect a good turnout tonight. About 70 ...
ALEX WEINHAGEN
Josh and Amanda were the experienced competitors of the entire bunch, and did a good job helping the...
LISA LEIKER
We're just hoping for a big turnout.
BEVERLY THOMAS
We had a wonderful turnout this weekend.
KAREN MARSHALL
What about the accusation that Hollywood is trying to advance its liberal agenda? Well, the fact is,...
STEVEN LEVITAN
Hollywood, the business, would be just fine if someone were to destroy the Hollywood sign. The city&...
DANA GOODYEAR
Just a huge turnaround for Josh.
BOB BENINCASA
We usually have a good turnout, ... Students will come after their classes are over, and sometimes w...
JIM ARMSTRONG
I've been trying to be as positive as I can. The kids have been working really hard and we've had a ...
ED MICHAELS
I don't look at Hollywood as a big break. Indian film stands on its own.
PRIYANKA CHOPRA
Film is not a national business. It's international. And its centre will always be Hollywood.
ERIC FELLNER
The 2004 Election marks the first time in modern political history that Republican voter turnout mat...
JEFF MILLER
We're hoping for a good turnout and looking for some legislative action for the environment. We need...
MARK ANDERSON
I believe we can expect a significant turnout.
JACQUES BERNARD
We're expecting a really big turnout this year.
JAIME MARTINEZ
Nobody expected (voter turnout) to be higher than the first round, and historically there's not a lo...
DAVID WIMHURST
In the six years we've been doing this, this is the best turnout ever.
ANN THOMAS
We just hoped for a better-than-dismal turnout.
RALPH MERVINE
So, is Hollywood anti-religion? Not in my opinion. But unlike, say, politicians and preachers who ta...
JOHN RIDLEY
The ride last year went extremely well. We did have bad weather. It was cloudy and cool, but we also...
WILLIAM MARTIN
We had a great party. We had a great turnout.
CARLA ROLLINS
I was running in circles, I hurt myself, just to find my purpose. Everything was so worthless, I did...
HOLLYWOOD
Josh Gad was in my class. Katy Mixon. Griffin Matthews. Josh Groban - he ended up leaving to become ...
LESLIE ODOM, JR.
Early primaries are abysmal. Governor Ehrlich believes we should encourage voter turnout, not change...
HENRY FAWELL
It's a local derby, a great occasion and a massive turnout.
SHANE WILLIAMS
Having Josh back is good. He's a little rusty. He's been worried about his wife and not sleeping a l...
JOE WOLF
It's good to have critics because that's what motivates you and helps you take your game to another ...
MICHAEL VICK
People are de-motivated because every day their lives are getting worse and worse ... Low turnout sh...
GEORGI PARVANOV
It was a wonderful turnout. I was amazed and pleased.
DONNA RUOKONEN
It was a wonderful turnout. Be ready for next year.
DONNA WILLIAMS
We're getting a better turnout every time, and it's heartening.
GLORIA SMITH
Josh, they've got a short porch in right field.
BUDDY PRESSLEY
I'm impressed with our team's effort. Josh is a powerful scorer. We tried to move the ball around an...
BEN SMITH

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The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, t...
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Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
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The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his ...
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Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
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Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.
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There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won t.
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Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.
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The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way.
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
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Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful t...
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There's lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they haven't got time to enjoy ...
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Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been.
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Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies.
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There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.
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One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.
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I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am ...
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There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards?
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There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
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It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
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Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime.
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The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
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Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to.
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Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does.
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Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done.
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Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius.
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There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
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There is [sic] two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins.
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A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
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It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant, but we can't dodge...
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Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so.
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Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed
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There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly en...
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Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once.
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Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
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A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
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