Our dogs have to have better manners.


Bill Gorton

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The malaria parasite has been killing children and sapping the strength of whole populations for ten...
BILL GATES
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all th...
BILL WATTERSON
I have an addiction to caffeine.
BILL AYERS
Microsoft Research has a thing called the Sense Cam that, as you walk around, it's taking photos...
BILL GATES
Probably the single most important evolutionary trait dogs developed was right there at the outset, ...
BILL BUFORD
Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to ge...
BILL MURRAY
Ask any successful person to look back over the events of his or her life, and chances are there'...
BILL RANCIC
A city built on rivers and bituminous coal, Pittsburgh in the '90s has survived the boom and bus...
BILL DEDMAN
You know those adages about smelling the roses and chasing butterflies? The markets are my butterfli...
BILL GROSS
Many visitors to Chicago know the Loop, the shops on the Magnificent Mile, and the Museum Campus. Me...
BILL DEDMAN
The hardest achievement in acting - in my opinion, anyway - is nailing a role that absolutely nobody...
BILL SIMMONS
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For w...
BILL MAHER
Brand names are well known to business school professors, but only one professor is a brand name her...
BILL DEDMAN
Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway....
BILL COSBY
Leadership is an active role; 'lead' is a verb. But the leader who tries to do it all is hea...
BILL OWENS