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I must admit I had my doubts. If it had been any other boss but Ping, I probably would have bailed. ...
BLACK ROB When I first started here in '99 that scanner would have cost $200,000. Today it costs $50,000, and ...
BLACK ROB It's a life sport. When you get ready to go - when that gate opens - there's a rush.
BLACK ROB There have been a lot of questions about this event, and the hope is that at this stage they'll have...
BLACK ROB I was an athletic person, ... One day I wake up and my legs are swollen. I thought I had a hernia. T...
BLACK ROB I think that's 2.5 times as much insurance as at any event before in San Francisco.
BLACK ROB [Later,] Star In Da Hood ... Ready.
BLACK ROB We are pushing very hard to re-engage the neighborhood in a meaningful way. We have to make sure thi...
BLACK ROB The rich rob the poor, and the poor rob one another.
SOJOURNER TRUTH He taught me so much about strength and power. That the man who is truly powerful has the option to ...
A.C. GAUGHEN Rob the average man of his life-illusion and you rob him also of his happiness
HENRIK IBSEN Rob the average man of his life-illusion, and you rob him of his happiness at the same stroke.
HENRIK IBSEN You'd have looked perfect to me if you'd walked into the room wearing a clown outfit, with a big red...
DEBBIE JOHNSON I like Jay-Z, 50 Cent and Common. But I like the underground stuff like Young Jeezy, Black Rob and S...
VANILLA ICE I've been playing this game, fortunately for me, since I was three years old. That's one of ...
J. R. SMITH The only difference between doctors and lawyers is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob ...
ANTON CHEKHOV Rob and Amber Get Married.
AMBER BRKICH Rob not for burnt offerings.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors...
ANTON CHEKHOV Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas do...
ANTON CHEKHOV To rob Peter to pay Paul
PROVERB Quiet birds rob the universe of beautiful symphonies.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO If you try to rob Tobacco Hut, you're going to get caught on tape and you're going to be put on tele...
JOHN GREUNIESEN A lot of the things that Geoff handed down to Rob, Rob is now handing down to these guys. It's a nea...
ERIC KIESAU I'll still answer to Rob, ... conquering lion.
ROBERT WEBB I am sorry to see Rob go, ... I have enjoyed working with him.
ROY STRONG My palm presses against his cool cheek as I stare intently at him, willing him to understand, “I c...
ANGELA LOUISE MCGURK If I don't get murdered/Rob or have troubles/problems... somebody else should have them. This is cal...
DEYTH BANGER When you do too much for others, you rob them of the joy of doing it for themselves.
LORRIN L. LEE Everybody has their security blankets in this world.Some are just sharper than others.
CAL LEANDROS Everytime we do the things our children supposed to do,
we rob them of the opportunity to grow. We r...
JOHN B. BEJO ROBBING GRAVES! SHES ASKING US TO ROB GRAVES!
BRANDON MULL Rob Thomas' Stripped performance is honest and pure.
EVAN HARRISON [When Rob Butcher, director of media relations, told Dunn,] Only 25 players in the history of the ga...
ADAM DUNN We all have human emotions that rob our lives.
JENNIFER O'NEILL Rob Quist is Nancy Pelosi in a cowboy hat.
GREG GIANFORTE Don’t let past disappointments rob you of future happiness.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.
PUBLILIUS SYRUS This might be able to dislodge the information that Rob wants.
PAM ASCANIO Rob Hall was, without doubt, the most competent guide in mountaineering.
JON KRAKAUER Rob Green needed to get the long barrier out, didn't he?
JAMES ANDERSON What do you want me to do, rob a bank?
BARRY MCGUIGAN Stupidity is letting your pride rob you of God’s blessings.
SHANNON L. ALDER It would be a black eye if we got a negative report after being accredited for 10 years.
SEAN GREENE When life robs you, sometimes you have to rob it back.
MARKUS ZUSAK Fortune may rob us of our wealth, not of our courage.
SIR WALTER SCOTT B-Rob was text messaging me every hour, 'Come on back, buddy.
JEFF CONINE The way Rob Marshall has edited this movie, you can't just go in there and say take this out or take...
CRAIG ZADAN The man who sees both sides of a question is a man who sees absolutely nothing
OSCAR WILDE He places me on the concrete floor, expressionless as he studies me. “It’ll be easier next time,...
ANGELA LOUISE MCGURK Rob chuckles, “I’m not some sparkly-skinned, jealous, child whose sensibilities are still stuck ...
ANGELA LOUISE MCGURK Sa svakim novim oprostom ja sam pobjednik, dok bi čekajući na oprost bio rob tuđe milosti.
ISMAR KRDžALIć In a letter, Martin Luther, one of the leaders of the Protestant Reformation, wrote to Hans von Rech...
ROB BELL Every inner touch, every one of its fingerprints on my brain, burned like acid. It shredded the wall...
ROB THURMAN Rob Fyfe knows the challenges facing Air New Zealand, and there are many,
ANDREW LITTLE Rob me the exchequer. -King Henry IV. Part I. Act iii. Sc. 3.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Rob is one of our best players on the team. He can make it happen. That's what I like about Rob. (Wh...
ISAIAH TUCKER Our prejudices are our robbers, they rob us valuable things in life.
SOURCE UNKNOWN We've been working on finishing. Rob keeps stressing that it's a mentality.
ANN BARNEY Grow into your ideals so that life cannot rob you of them.
ALBERT SCHWEITZER Their reason to be there was to rob him and kill him.
DEPUTY DAWN BARKMAN No more need to rob Peter to pay Paul with Cosmic Ordering.
STEPHEN RICHARDS Every night, people try to break in and steal mangoes and rob the greenhouses.
MOHAMMED HIJAZI Don't get me wrong. I don't mind playing bad guys. I want to play a bad guy. I want to rob a...
MAZ JOBRANI Tom Ford, who is my all-time favourite, once said to me, 'Here's the thing about dress shirt...
ROB LOWE Trust not the physician;
His antidotes are poison, and he slays
More than you rob.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE At Walsh, ... it was almost like, 'Let Rob post up and give him the ball.'
ROBERT WHALEY I suffered evils, but without allowing them to rob me of the freedom to expand.
GORDON PARKS On Dec. 19, Rob Simmons made a terrible choice for the people of Eastern Connecticut.
JOSEPH COURTNEY Not having Rob in those matches made me realize just how valuable he is as a hitter. I prefer using ...
FRANK STAFFEN Any man or institution that tries to rob me of my dignity will lose.
NELSON MANDELA Deprive the average human being of his life-lie, and you rob him of his happiness
HENRIK IBSEN The Room was darkened, and Rob struck a match to light candles. As the comforting scent of jasmine a...
LETA BLAKE Did I rob him (in the July 16 bout)? I got nothing to do with the judges.
JERMAIN TAYLOR A very little thief of occasion will rob you of a great deal of patience.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE If your only arbiter of anything is money, really you should... go and rob banks.
BRUCE DICKINSON Do not ever allow your mind to rob your soul of what belongs to it.
C. JOYBELL C. Rob is our No. 1, but we have great confidence in either one of them.
BILL HARRIS Procrastination threatens to rob us of those things that are most important in our lives.
RICHIE NORTON I've been clinically diagnosed with sociopathy,' I said. 'Do you know what that means?'
'It mea...
DAN WELLS We are very keen to keep Rob as he is an important part of our plans next season.
DREW POWELL Thanks to you, Gabs, we just figured out a half dozen ways not to rob the Henley.
ALLY CARTER We're so thrilled to have Rob join our roster of published, well-known, and well-respected photograp...
JIM MIOTKE Two things rob people of their peace of mind : work unfinished and work not yet begun.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Rob is a legend. He's been saving lives for 30 years and never missed a season.
ADRIANO MORAES I am far from being a rich man but I do not need to rob anyone.
ASA MEEK He is much better than Rob and I would have expected considering how sick he was,
LAMAN GRAY If there is a political message I don't know what it is. Don't rob a bank?
DENZEL WASHINGTON I was crying on the phone to my mother and asking Rob what were we going to do.
AMBER KLINGLER We're very into black. Black is the new black. Black is back in a major way.
IRENKA JAKUBIAK Rob Neill has a deep appreciation for the law and the role it can play in the lives of families. Rob...
GARY HERBERT Rob is a technical, aggressive central defender with the ability to attack out of the back. He is st...
DAN DONIGAN The symbolism was quite unique. It's a little bizarre, but not unlike Rob. He can think outside the ...
PAM ASCANIO It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk.
BERTOLT BRECHT Well, ... I wouldn't kill or rob anyone, don't worry, but I'd sure like to earn some money.
BOBBY DARIN Some people will only show their willingness to give after a beggar is forced to rob them.
JECON B. NADELA 'Rob Roy' was a great adaptation. It was a lot better than 'Braveheart.'
DIANA GABALDON What really won that (decision in favor of Groton) was Rob Simmons, ... He did a phenomenal job.
JAMES HANSEN The campaign against Prop. 82 was becoming too much about Rob Reiner and not about the merits of the...
MARK FABIANI With thoughts of the past and concerns about the future, we rob ourselves of a full experience of th...
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BLACK ROB It's a life sport. When you get ready to go - when that gate opens - there's a rush.
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BLACK ROB I was an athletic person, ... One day I wake up and my legs are swollen. I thought I had a hernia. T...
BLACK ROB I think that's 2.5 times as much insurance as at any event before in San Francisco.
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LEWIS BLACK There is no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
KAREN BLACK I love coloring books. I keep some by my bed.
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KAREN BLACK If you can write it, I can be it.
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JACK BLACK When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD.
JACK BLACK The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They ...
JACK BLACK It's a tough transition really for theater actors to adjust to television or film, and all of th...
JACK BLACK I'd just like to be in films that I would like to see.
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JACK BLACK I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. ...
JACK BLACK Push-ups, sit-ups, and a strict diet of raisins. That's my plan.
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JACK BLACK I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools.
JACK BLACK With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it ...
JACK BLACK When you think about rock at its origin, and you think of the Beatles and millions of kids screaming...
JACK BLACK I don't have any real spirituality in my life - I'm kind of an atheist - but when music can ...
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JACK BLACK My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.
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LEWIS BLACK Whenever I tour my district and I ask small businesspeople 'what can I do to help?,' they te...
DIANE BLACK I drive a lot. Just for pleasure. Sometimes I'll get in the Cadillac and drive around the city o...
FRANK BLACK In addition to being a nurse, I'm also a small business owner and I taught at a local community ...
DIANE BLACK We're here tonight to remember one of the heroes of the Scottish culture, ... Cmdr. Montgomery Scott...
ALAN BLACK We rebounded really well and rebounding is the key if you are going to run,
ALAN BLACK He made me the man I am today: proud of being Scottish, proud to be the fixer, proud to save the cap...
ALAN BLACK Just because Scotty never got the girl, it did not mean he couldn't get a girlfriend, ... He was jus...
ALAN BLACK This is definitely a reality check for us, we've just got to learn from this and move on.
ALAN BLACK He is up there with the greatest the competition has seen. He is all over people with great foot spe...
ALAN BLACK He was a little down afterwards,
ALAN BLACK It was a very tough region, very tough competition and a very good golf course.
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ALAN BLACK It feels real good to see the kids do what they've done this season. They went undefeated (11-0 in t...
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REBECCA BLACK Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty.
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BOB BLACK You are what you do. If you do boring, stupid monotonous work, chances are you'll end up boring, stu...
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FRANK BLACK And when I breathed, my breath was lightning.
BLACK ELK I read French much better than I speak.
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LEWIS BLACK I need you to be happy. I need one of us to be happy.
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HOLLY BLACK If curiosity killed the cat, it was satisfaction that brought it back.
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LEWIS BLACK So you'll teach me?" Val asked.
Ravus nodded agin. "I will make you as terrible as you de...
HOLLY BLACK I got bored," he says. "Besides, you know what's creepier than walking around your dead brothers' ap...
HOLLY BLACK She loves the serene brutality of the ocean, loves the electric power she felt with each breath of w...
HOLLY BLACK It is the paradox of life that the way to miss pleasure is to seek it first. The very first conditio...
HUGO BLACK Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.
DIANA BLACK A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up a...
LEWIS BLACK Crippled things are always more beautiful. It's the flaw that brings out beauty.
HOLLY BLACK Baby," she says in a harsh whisper, "in this world, lots of people will try to grind you down. They ...
HOLLY BLACK Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. Go...
LEWIS BLACK I once rode a motorcycle across Tunisia, Algeria and Morocco!
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CILLA BLACK There's never really been a time when vampires weren't so over that you would be crazy to wr...
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CILLA BLACK I never ask for mercy and seek no one's sympathy.
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KAREN BLACK 'Friday' is about hanging out with friends, having fun. I felt like it was my personality in...
REBECCA BLACK Sometimes dreams are wiser than waking.
BLACK ELK I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
JACK BLACK You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow.
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ROBERT BLACK People said that video games were bad because they made you numb to death, made you register entrail...
HOLLY BLACK I once thought that I was the only man that persevered to be the friend of the white man, but since ...
BLACK KETTLE When a country wants television more than they want clean water, they've lost their grip.
LEWIS BLACK I promise I will repay you.”
“Oh yeah?” she asked, looking at him, with his bare feet an...
HOLLY BLACK We sent Lifeline of Ohio a photograph of Bill a few years ago. But we had never been able to see the...
BILL BLACK The final package is not yet decided. Neither of these institutions is out of cash. As we get to the...
BILL BLACK The biggest stumbling block is that the owner's identity is tied to the company. A lot of our work i...
BILL BLACK We're replacing two vans about 10 years old and (with) a ton of mileage, and one or the other has be...
BILL BLACK If you had a one person, one vote situation and if a Metro candidate was to win, there's a real risk...
BILL BLACK From a pure economic standpoint, I understand that this is a worldwide economic matter, but that sho...
BILL BLACK From a pure economic standpoint, I understand that this is a worldwide economic matter, but that sho...
BILL BLACK A special session may be premature, ... Do we have enough votes to do some of this? Is the governor ...
BILL BLACK They need to perform at a higher level than their competitors. They need to solidify and diversify t...
BILL BLACK Five years ago, he would have sold in a minute. Now selling is just one option.
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ANDREW BLACK There was a lot of really useful stuff here. I'm planning on coming back next year.
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LEWIS BLACK We got it." Val grinned and lifted her fist. "Wonder twin powers activate!"
Ruth grinned back,...
HOLLY BLACK I would remain nearer you for what time there is."
"Gone in one faerie sigh," she quoted....
HOLLY BLACK All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew.
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LEWIS BLACK No," said Luis, "You can't date the Lord of the Night Court."
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SHAYLA BLACK I want you to give all these chiefs of the soldiers here to understand that we are for peace, and th...
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HOLLY BLACK If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached ...
LEWIS BLACK They told me I had been sick twelve days, lying like dead all the while, and that Whirlwind Chaser, ...
BLACK ELK You're yourself," Tana said, grinning. "More purely yourself than anyone I know. And if you can't se...
HOLLY BLACK No matter what we're trying to accomplish in life, or what career path we're trying to take,...
LUCAS BLACK Because they could not determine when they were going to be clear to land, it made no sense to conti...
ANTHONY BLACK I would attribute it back to a lack of strong demand.
ANTHONY BLACK From a Salt Lake standpoint right now, you guys have gotten a number of new flights over the past ca...
ANTHONY BLACK Delta has identified Orlando International Airport as an airport where we lease more space than is n...
ANTHONY BLACK Acts of God. That doesn't mean they won't, but they're not required to.
ANTHONY BLACK There will be no non-stop service to Cincinnati from Montgomery.
ANTHONY BLACK We should be back to normal operations from a Katrina standpoint sometime Thursday.
ANTHONY BLACK While Delta remains open to reaching consensual agreements to achieve its necessary pilot cost reduc...
ANTHONY BLACK It's part of our overall efforts to restructure our costs and to get them in line with our operation...
ANTHONY BLACK The worst thing about Halloween is, of course, candy corn. It's unbelievable to me. Candy corn i...
LEWIS BLACK It's still too early to be able to say when he's going to be back playing.
ALEX BLACK We've had quite a few discover the wonderful reality to why shaving helps so much. It not just for t...
ALEX BLACK He is not letting the situation get him down and he is already determined to get back on the pitch a...
ALEX BLACK I think Alan just wants to say that the treatment from Liverpool and all the Manchester United staff...
ALEX BLACK Alan said when you look down and see your foot in that sort of condition your priorities suddenly go...
ALEX BLACK Grandfather, Great Spirit, once more behold me on earth and lean to hear my feeble voice.
BLACK ELK It's a big thing now: A lot of people want to be assistants to celebrities. If you're pursui...
LEWIS BLACK I love books and the latest autobiographies. I'm a Gemini and love being with people, but then a...
CILLA BLACK I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.
LEWIS BLACK Perhaps the gravest under-publicized atrocity in the world is the persecution of Christians.
CONRAD BLACK I was one of those little girls who practiced signing autographs since I was 5 years old.
REBECCA BLACK Anybody who likes writing a book is an idiot. Because it's impossible; it's like having a ho...
LEWIS BLACK I humbly apologise for reality Television.
CILLA BLACK I'm apolitical. Where all that Conservative business came along from, I don't know.
CILLA BLACK I am falling apart. My hand is falling apart. I can't shake hands. I had arthritis, and I had an...
CILLA BLACK You can never put too much pork in your mouth as far as I'm concerned.
LEWIS BLACK Someday I would like to be the kind of writer who barrels through a draft, but I can't even seem...
HOLLY BLACK The Founding Fathers gave the free press the protection it must have to bare the secrets of governme...
HUGO BLACK I think that many things that go on in an art school have a tendency to undermine confidence, and th...
LEWIS BLACK Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas.
LEWIS BLACK People would be a lot better off if they'd enjoy being single.
LEWIS BLACK One thing I know about the rich, being rich, is that you can take money from me and tomorrow, I'...
LEWIS BLACK If Beethoven and Bach hooked up with Mozart and made a band, they could be a distant runner up to Th...
JACK BLACK Men are dark animals. Women are the same. But if the females wish to survive, they need to mate with...
ROBERT BLACK I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
JACK BLACK Big don't mean ugly, and thin sho don't mean pretty. If a person wants to be pretty, they gotta walk...
DANIEL BLACK The U.S. prosecution service is eating at the soul of the American republic. It is an absolute dange...
CONRAD BLACK I'm an untrained musician. Untrained musicians don't really have any music theory, they don&...
FRANK BLACK In writing, a good guy must never break any of the Ten Commandments. A bad guy must break every one....
KIMBERLY BLACK At least 80 percent of American prisoners are grossly over-sentenced. The Supreme Court knows this, ...
CONRAD BLACK I love to hang out and talk to people on set, especially when I start a new job to get to know them....
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HOLLY BLACK Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the governme...
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LEWIS BLACK The Framers of the Constitution knew that free speech is the friend of change and revolution. But th...
HUGO BLACK That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset some...
LEWIS BLACK It was great to see him step up and make pitches.
BUD BLACK So many good things happened this year that you have to be proud of these guys.
BUD BLACK He was in the training room drinking Gatorade while everyone else was drinking champagne in the club...
BUD BLACK Any time you have a chance to sort of regroup, take a step back, then go at it again, it helps. Last...
BUD BLACK I don't think these guys lose confidence. You'll find very few major league players lose confidence....
BUD BLACK For a guy that doesn't crack 90 (mph), to give up as few hits per innings pitched as he does, it's r...
BUD BLACK The whole year he showed that poise and composure.
BUD BLACK You can't speed up a pitcher. Bart has to get his arm ready and he has to be able to get his body re...
BUD BLACK He has to continue to get over the little hurdles that are going to make him a big-league pitcher. I...
BUD BLACK In the dugout you see some of the facial expressions up close and you see that intensity. Don't be c...
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