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We help in any way we can without leaving South Carolina in jeopardy.
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We can help others in the world more by making the most of yourself than in any other way.
EARL NIGHTINGALE
We can help others in the world more by making the most of yourself than in any other way.
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My family is a huge help. They help in any way they can. ... We do the same for each other.
HEATHER GRISHAM
Any way we can help them do their job, we'd be glad to.
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I think anything that we can do to give back and help out in any way we can ... I think its a great ...
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Their position is adamant that they were professional from beginning to end.
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We are prepared to provide help in any way we can to those Fair Grounds personnel who need economic ...
BRYAN BROWN
As I said to the President yesterday, this country will stand ready to help in any way that we can,
TONY BLAIR
We feel this. Ed, Alan, feel this. I have friends, relatives that feel this pain. Help in any way yo...
DEION SANDERS
[Flanked by teammates and Louisiana natives Ed Reed and Alan Ricard, Sanders called for each team in...
DEION SANDERS
Anytime that we can help the teachers in any way monetarily we should. Not only are we helping our t...
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Well, in pharmacology, if the effect is local, it's of course absolutely awkward to use it in an...
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People reached out and gave millions to a cause. This is in our own backyard. We feel this pain. We ...
DEION SANDERS
That's not the way we operate. If someone asks for help, we help the best way we can.
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I was able to get in there and squeeze down some rebounds as well. I'm just happy I can help my team...
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Our goal is to help the faculty in any way we can. It is an honor and a privilege to be able to lead...
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There's no one more supportive of this investigation than Carol. She's eager to go in and help them ...
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The mark of Friendship is not that help will be given when the pinch comes (of course it will) but t...
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Any time you do any increase whatever you get will help in a positive way and it keeps you from plac...
HOWARD SHELL
Conservatives of Western North Carolina should send Mark Meadows to Congress. We need his help.
JEFF DUNCAN
I don't try to hurt people in any way, and I try to help out wherever I can.
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This is just one small way that we can help to meet the immediate needs of the many evacuees in desp...
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This is just one small way that we can help to meet the immediate needs of the many evacuees in desp...
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In the interest of maintaining good relations, we said we would help. Any time we can extend the oli...
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If you can help anyone in any way, that is what we are here for. The pinnacle of my life has really ...
BILLY CASPER
I 'm happy with any help we can get .
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When We have Patience in our minds and Love in our hearts, Nothing appears to be impossible or unrea...
PHILIP T.M
This really speaks well of our employees. We are proud of the way they give to help others.
BEN RUSSELL
Any type of information can help. We can't let this go without justice.
JEFF BOONE
You can be cheerful around them, ... and try to help them and make them feel better any kind of way.
JACK CAREY
I loved being in the classroom. I feel like I can help more kids this way and help teachers be able ...
SHELLI ADAMS
We're hoping to have Mr. Small help them in any way he can with his years of experience. We want to ...
DAWN BALLARD
They are here in our city, they are visitors, they are welcome. We want to help them in any way we c...
BETH WOOD
Mindfulness can help people of any age. That's because we become what we think.
GOLDIE HAWN
We've got a lot of people hurt, so I'm trying to step up and help the team any way I can,
BRUCE THORNTON
Well, it could happen again. We don't have any huge widespread drug problems, but middle school is o...
LIZ WEAR
The next benefit will be even bigger and will have some surprise musicians and guests. Our support f...
PAT SIMMONS
In fact, if our kids are successful in every normal way, they can still miss God's main mark.
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I enjoyed playing quarterback. But the way I look at it now, with us running the Power-I, I'm in a v...
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(We) didn't hit the ball today. Whitney pitched well (in the first game), we just couldn't give her ...
DANA FIEDLER
We have to find a way to replace the question mark following Idaho with an exclamation mark,
GEORGE KENNEDY
We can't change the world except insofar as we change the way we look at the world - and, in fac...
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We're here to help anyway we can with any problem they may come up with. We have expertise with any ...
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Right now I think the case can be made that companies are losing business because of lack of trust, ...
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I've been around young guys. I guess I get along in the clubhouse and with the bullpen guys. If I ca...
DAN MICELI
Hopefully I can help them in some way.
JARED FOGLE
This course will help those who take it. However, college underclassmen and young people ? in grades...
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Atlanta reaches out its arms and heart across the many miles to tell these individuals and families ...
SHIRLEY FRANKLIN
You can give people money in hand, but if there is nowhere to spend that money, it's not going to he...
DEBRA MAYER
Judy worked for me for years and years and I want to help the family any way I can.
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Well, I think it can be quite helpful to be working on a character who actually existed, historicall...
GASPARD ULLIEL
Controlling how we think is the only way we can help how we feel.
ANGEL ORTIZ
We regret any embarrassment to Stephen or Mark as a result of the item's broadcast.
MARTIN CROWE
This instant is the only time there is.
A COURSE IN MIRACLES
I am never upset for the reason I think.
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Perception is a mirror not a fact. And what I look on is my state of mind, reflected outward.
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Teach only love for that is what you are.
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Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists. Herein lies the peace of God.
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Only my condemnation injures me.
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I can elect to change all thoughts that hurt.
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Seek not to change the world, but choose to change your mind about the world.
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Only your mind can produce fear.
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m working with the White House Task Force on Hurricane Katrina Response in order to find ways that w...
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You tried to help the people of the market. You mostly failed. This is life. The longer you live, th...
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I'm looking forward to an interesting period. We have a lot of opportunities obviously for the leagu...
MICKY ARISON
You are who you are. people can either take it, or leave it. Never should you help people in any way...
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There's something romantic about it, of course, in the way only other people's lives can be.
SCARLETT THOMAS
Well arranged time is the surest mark of a well arranged mind.
PITMAN
Well-arranged time is the surest mark of a well-arranged mind.
ISAAC PITMAN
everybody needs help in some way, we are a community on earth, giving & receiving, ebbing & ...
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It played tough, ... This is a tough course without any wind and we had a fair breeze today. I playe...
CARL PETTERSSON
We are always trying to help Sailors in any way possible. Hopefully this will inform Sailors to not ...
FELIPE GONZALEZ
If there is any way through this process that we can help those farmers and ranchers stay on the far...
JAN MURPHY
With the help of God, we shall triumph in any trouble.
LAILAH GIFTY AKITA
I always say perseverance is nine-tenths of any art — not that it's much help to be nine-tenths an...
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The way we look at a problem can help us solve half of the problem itself!
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JOHN SCHWARZ
I think it can be done and I think it would be a wonderful thing for the village. I want to help the...
PHIL MARRONE
Of course. We have to play very well. We?re capable.
JOE BALESTRACCI
If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain
TONY-PAUL DE VISSAGE
The EU strategy ... will mark a true turning point to help Africa help itself.
LOUIS MICHEL
We're not here to leave a mark, bro. Monuments, legacies, marks - that's where we always go wrong. W...
DEAN KOONTZ
We can do more good by being good, than in any other way
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We can honor Dr. King's sacrifice. We can help his children fulfill their legacy. ... Every one of u...
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What we call 'evil' doesn't necessarily deserve any kind of respect or understanding, by any means; ...
BRYAN SINGER
In order to effect great change, we need to look at how we can help those in our own communities as ...
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I've never had a problem with that. It's flattering to be wanted, and certainly I would never stand ...
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We can still get into the upper half of the conference, and if seniors want to leave their mark, tha...
JOEL RANKIN
We have tried to be receptive in helping any way we can to educate students in the affected areas as...
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In a life, in any life, bad things happen. Many good things happen, of course, we know what they are...
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MARK TWAIN
Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN
All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK
I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN
We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN
Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN
Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN
Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN
Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN
Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN
No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
MARK TWAIN
We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether th...
MARK TWAIN
Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True ...
MARK TWAIN
When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN
Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
MARK TWAIN
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
MARK TWAIN
We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the hum...
MARK TWAIN
There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
MARK TWAIN
I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- except he...
MARK TWAIN