Well, yeah, you listen to a talking snake and there's gonna be trouble.


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When there's darkness around you, shine your light even brighter.
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when you make a mistake, son, you face it.
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If you don't listen, you're never gonna learn.
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Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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I listen to jazz and gospel... yeah that's basically what I listen to.
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When Mike Helton speaks, people listen.
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Okay, Mike, we're gonna run your style of offense.
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YEAH YEAH
Maybe I'm just gonna kill you," says Mike, peeved at being predictable. "You ever think of that?" EOIN COLFER Theres no competition in DESTINY. Run your own RACE and wish others WELL!!!
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Be a good listener if you expect others to listen well.
JEFFREY BENJAMIN
Facts are collateral damage wherever the talking snake calls home.
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Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.
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Listen, smile, agree.. Then do whatever you were gonna do anyway.
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Theres no way to be successful
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When you got 14 people in a room talking about Buffalo, you listen.
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If slander be a snake, it is a winged one--it flies as well as creeps.
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if it doesn't come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don't do it.
unless it...
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Bitten by a snake this year, he'll be scared of well ropes in the next ten.
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You're the best gay friend I've ever had!
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Like, in high school, I was a good student and got straight As. It was very strict and you couldn...
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I open my eyes to see who I can truly be! Now I needa do me! Yea definitely. Its hard to tell the re...
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Listen should be on 60-70% and talking or speaking on from 40 up to 30%.
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As they were walking, a beggar came up, holding his hand out and crying, "Baksheesh! Baksheesh!"
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Listen, if you're not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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Yeah, you're talking about an emergency.
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We told him to listen to Jay-Z and Mike Jones, ... I mean, he already liked Usher and Alicia Keys.
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I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot....
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Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a...
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Oh well. What are you gonna do?
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Whoa! If I'm gonna be a doorman, I gonna be the mos sabotagin doorman ever guarded a plantation. Ooo...
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Well, well, well I am trap in well, half way to hell.
DEYTH BANGER
We gonna use codes... to be easily able to talk about different girls and to give them rates from 1 ...
DEYTH BANGER
You could hear a song, and if you didn't like it, well, you didn't listen to it.
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Well it's a tough vote it's gonna be a very close vote.
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Yeah, I'd listen. But I haven't called them, and they haven't called me.
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Theres no electricity, stuff like that down there. Its a little different. Its going to be crazy.
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Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can't teach God anything.
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We really thought we'd get into trouble talking to people.
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Sometimes it is a great joy just to listen to someone we love talking.
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Looking for trouble, he'd say. You're gonna look til you find it.
Trouble is t...
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JOSEPH CONRAD
Yeah, well. I don’t try to be awesome. It just comes natural.
RICK RIORDAN
Yeah, well I'm not aspiring to be the Prime Minister.
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Yeah, well, you believe what you want to. I live in the real world.
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Okay, listen, I don't know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you bu...
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Add legs to the snake after you have finished drawing it
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Theres a reason why theyre not amateurs anymore.
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We know how to take care of one another without whining and accusing and belly-aching.
MIKE GALLAGHER
I've always wanted to be on a show that's well respected and had critical acclaim and that p...
MIKE COLTER
Charleston, South Carolina, is about a 90-minute drive northwest of Beaufort and Parris Island. It i...
MIKE BARNICLE
I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I think my philosophy in music has been to accentuate the positive.
MIKE LOVE
There is no progress without risk, and in an environment where change is accelerating, risks are mul...
MIKE MCGAVICK
I believe in servant leadership, and the servant always asks, 'Where am I needed most?'
MIKE PENCE
I sort of ride the fence on that whole steroid era issue. I don't have a definite opinion like s...
MIKE SCHMIDT
I'm a longtime believer in the old adage that sunlight is the best disinfectant, particularly in...
MIKE QUIGLEY
If you're Burberry or Gucci, you're not going to run a banner ad. To get brand ad dollars to...
MIKE MCCUE
It's one thing for someone to travel over to Syria and Iraq and come back. But, boy, it's a ...
MIKE MCCAUL
I am extremely concerned that Syrian and ISIS recruiters can use the Internet at lightning speeds to...
MIKE MCCAUL
I feel that marriage can lead to the ultimate rejection and failure and divorce and things we all fe...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Louis C.K. directs his show, which is very much like a series of short films.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I feel like everyone wants to make a movie that they feel passionate about watching.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Pain is funnier than love.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Someone said to me at a party once, 'Oh, yeah, you're a comedian? Then how come you're n...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
With a monologue, you can be unendingly elliptical.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I was a screenwriting major at Georgetown, and I was in class with some really strong writers like J...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I'd much rather try and fail than talk about trying.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I never looked at my parents' marriage or really anyone who had been married more than 30 years ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
The ability to workshop in stand-up comedy is incomparable to any art form, in my opinion.
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Every comedian comes to a fork in the road where they have to decide if they're going to make jo...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Growing up, I was discouraged from telling personal stories. My dad often used the phrase 'Don&#...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Starbucks is the last public space with chairs. It's a shower for homeless people. And it's ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
Sometimes I'll go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of groceries as though I knew how to cook...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
My first car was, as depicted in 'Sleepwalk with Me,' my mother's '92 Volvo station ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA
I think that my regrets mostly have to do with my relationship with my ex-girlfriend. Every once in ...
MIKE BIRBIGLIA