FastSaying

Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?


Bam Margera

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's ass, all day today.
BAM MARGERA Guy with car: [after bam kicks a football into his car] It's a brand new car! Bam Margera: It's a '9...
BAM MARGERA I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
BAM MARGERA I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's ...
GEORGE CARLIN I want do some kind of action movie, car chases and explosions.
DEVON SAWA My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks E...
BAM MARGERA I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of m...
BAM MARGERA I don't like Paris so much.
BAM MARGERA I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.
BAM MARGERA The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass'...
BAM MARGERA It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going ov...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
BAM MARGERA When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behin...
BAM MARGERA It's kinda all about image.
BAM MARGERA I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over i...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It'...
BAM MARGERA Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
BAM MARGERA I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
BAM MARGERA Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERA I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon...
BAM MARGERA I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think ...
BAM MARGERA Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be...
BAM MARGERA Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it m...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
BAM MARGERA I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
BAM MARGERA I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
BAM MARGERA We called both the music and the videos CKY because that's all we did, ... I recorded music all nigh...
BAM MARGERA We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp...
BAM MARGERA Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep s**t after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goa...
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe."
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe".
BAM MARGERA Dude, we took Fireball Ministry out on our last Europe tour, ... We were so psyched on them that we ...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a...
BAM MARGERA Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
BAM MARGERA Wanna bet, ass-wipe?
BAM MARGERA I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn.
BAM MARGERA Look, I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but we have a plane to catch.
BAM MARGERA That's ri-god-damn-diculous
BAM MARGERA I have no problem being connected with Bam. He's my brother, and he's helped us out, ... But I think...
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
BAM MARGERA We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person.
BAM MARGERA Dunn broke it. He handles everything rough.
BAM MARGERA I want to make my own movie.
BAM MARGERA A woman to suck a dick... isn't a fact or mystery or complexity... it's simplicity. You just dial a ...
DEYTH BANGER Usually in a Smosh sketch, we get 60 shots, 12 hours to shoot - we're just going 'bam, bam, ...
IAN HECOX Let me give you a bit of history. Two years ago, Andover came in here and Bam! Andover beat Kimball ...
GARY SHARPE Sitting on my stool I thought of a bumper sticker: "If Mean People Suck, Why Isn't My Dick In Your M...
PAUL NEILAN We've gotta get out of here. I think I'm getting the fear man.
BENICIO TORO We've gotta get out of here. I think I'm getting the fear man.
BENICIO DEL TORO Back to work tonight at 10 p.m.. So I gotta get some sleep.
DAVID GEHLE We're just out here to run around and get some exercise.
DAVID OLSEN We gotta start somewhere. The Corsica River is a good place to start. We clean up that treatment pla...
LARRY SIMNS Lennie begged, "Le's do it now. Le's get that place now."
"Sure right now. I gotta. We gotta.
JOHN STEINBECK We just wanted to see whose dick was in yer mouth. Call it curiosity.
JASON MEDINA I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Chene...
JON STEWART I have some sad news to report, Bjork could not be here tonight -- she was trying on her Oscar dress...
JON STEWART Kids today aren't listening to music audio-only. They're picking up a CD and looking at the ...
WILL.I.AM It's been rough. I'm pretty sure it's not just me. It's rough on everybody. We gotta do what we gott...
DAN MOONEY I could pinch myself. Dick Enberg and Clark Kellogg are going to be here.
DOUG ELGIN Sometimes you gotta do the small gigs to get the big gigs
BERNARD KELVIN CLIVE I don't think about risks much. I just do what I want to do. If you gotta go, you gotta go.
LILLIAN CARTER A dick does not make you a man; so stop showing it around.
M.F. MOONZAJER It's pretty bad. I don't know what to say. Nobody's used to this, nobody in here wants to get used t...
MARK ROMAN From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solve...
ANN COULTER You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out, but you gotta suit up for them all.
J. ASKENBERG You win some, you lose some, and some get rained out, but you gotta suit up for them all.
J. ASKENBERG I gotta get a truck.
SCOTTY MCCREERY Another Black Label motto. That's what I think life is. It's just another bridge to cross. Y...
ZAKK WYLDE The longest piece of literature I've read lately was a tattoo on this biker I picked up last night. ...
ERIC ARVIN It was so fast - bam, bam - and than it was over with.
CHAD BRADFORD We just have to approach it almost as a job now. We've gotta do it. We can't think 'holy crap, we're...
MITCH BOECK If President Bush told Dick Cheney to do something, rather than the other way around, that would be ...
DAVIS LOGSDON I gotta get a new radio.
JOSEPH BURTON I've gotta get to know her... I should get drunk with her.
SHIRLEY MACLAINE I know one thing for sho Heaven’s gotta have a ghetto
Cuz where else in death do I get to go?
CARLOS SALINAS I get bored real easy. I'm so used to L.A. and the pace that when I go home now I start thinking...
MATT KEMP We've got to run him out of the gym some nights because we've gotta get the laundry done.
HAL MCMANUS You gotta dream? You gotta protect it. People can't do somethin' themselves, they wanna tell you you...
STEVEN CONRAD You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail.
HANK AARON I already postponed a trip over to Tampa to see some friends and I don't think I can get away with d...
MICHAEL VOLPE People are more laid back and live life a little slower in Winchester. In New York (and now Los Ange...
MATT LONG You wouldn't know it, from some of the things I've said over the years, but I like people... I do......
GEORGE CARLIN You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
CASEY STENGEL I love it here. There's so much to do around campus.
LAUREN PAOLINI Cox shrugged. "if that's what it takes to get laid, then I'm a fuckinin'poet. Other times I'm a fuck...
MADELINE SHEEHAN Deep Run has been around since 1969. So there's families here whose grandsons and granddaughters are...
HANS SUMPF But who are you?"

Percy—" I started to say. Then the skeletons turned around. "Gotta go...
RICK RIORDAN I gotta have my long trench coats, a nice scarf for the winter time when you're walking around, ...
NAYVADIUS CASH I gotta have my long trench coats, a nice scarf for the winter time when you're walking around, ...
FUTURE I'm the kinda person, you gotta fight for everything you get. You gotta believe in yourself.
ACE FREHLEY It's a rotten job, but somebody's got to do it.
AGATHA CHRISTIE If you bleed Black Label and you're going to be a man, you gotta get up there and do what you go...
ZAKK WYLDE …God, it’s over. Takumi, you gotta stop stealing other people’s problems and get some of your ...
JOHN GREEN Just shut up. Just shut up. I gotta figure a way out here.
BRIAN NICHOLS Jason turns to us around, and we're just like, what are we supposed to do? ... Miss Deborah said, 'I...
JENNIFER BYRD You gotta lose 'em some of the time. When you do, lose 'em right.
CASEY STENGEL

More Bam Margera

My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks E...
BAM MARGERA I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of m...
BAM MARGERA I don't like Paris so much.
BAM MARGERA I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.
BAM MARGERA The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass'...
BAM MARGERA It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going ov...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
BAM MARGERA When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behin...
BAM MARGERA It's kinda all about image.
BAM MARGERA I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over i...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It'...
BAM MARGERA Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
BAM MARGERA I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
BAM MARGERA Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERA I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
BAM MARGERA I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon...
BAM MARGERA I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think ...
BAM MARGERA Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be...
BAM MARGERA Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it m...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
BAM MARGERA I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
BAM MARGERA I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
BAM MARGERA We called both the music and the videos CKY because that's all we did, ... I recorded music all nigh...
BAM MARGERA We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp...
BAM MARGERA Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep s**t after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goa...
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe."
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe".
BAM MARGERA Dude, we took Fireball Ministry out on our last Europe tour, ... We were so psyched on them that we ...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a...
BAM MARGERA Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
BAM MARGERA Wanna bet, ass-wipe?
BAM MARGERA I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn.
BAM MARGERA Look, I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but we have a plane to catch.
BAM MARGERA That's ri-god-damn-diculous
BAM MARGERA I have no problem being connected with Bam. He's my brother, and he's helped us out, ... But I think...
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
BAM MARGERA We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person.
BAM MARGERA I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's ass, all day today.
BAM MARGERA Guy with car: [after bam kicks a football into his car] It's a brand new car! Bam Margera: It's a '9...
BAM MARGERA Dunn broke it. He handles everything rough.
BAM MARGERA I want to make my own movie.
BAM MARGERA I regret it very much that this has come to us so late and I also regret it in the sense that it's a...
BRIGALIA BAM We heard that some people decided to play football [next to one voting station]. We are grateful tha...
BRIGALIA BAM We celebrate that, considering the agitation from the population.
BRIGALIA BAM If the good Lord could stop the rain just for tomorrow, but only for tomorrow, it would be good. But...
BRIGALIA BAM By nine o'clock every station was open.
BRIGALIA BAM It is encouraging to note the overwhelming interest by South Africans in voting even after six succe...
BRIGALIA BAM This is a bit disappointing. We were hoping there would be more women councilors and mayors.
BRIGALIA BAM This 5 o'clock deadline is not something that we decided on, it is specified in the law.
BRIGALIA BAM So far, results in 64% of wards, 63% of proportional ballots and 71% of district councils have been ...
BRIGALIA BAM This is significantly higher than the 2000 municipal elections. There is almost a 50% increase in th...
BRIGALIA BAM This is an SEC school. Of course, they're going to get somebody good.
BAM DOYNE I've never been through a coaching change. It's going to be interesting.
BAM DOYNE He told us how he'll always be there for us if we need him. And he said that change is a part of lif...
BAM DOYNE I appreciate Coach Barnes being who he is and doing all he has for us. I've never met anybody with m...
BAM DOYNE I think it's kind of funny, but I tone them out a whole lot of the time. Some of the things that I h...
BAM DOYNE We did it to ourselves. They didn't pressure us much.
BAM DOYNE The confidence is still there, but we know as a team we have to go back to work and correct some thi...
BAM DOYNE It's still early. If we go 8-0, then, I'll be ready to talk about it. We still have a lot of games l...
BAM DOYNE