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Bam Margera

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I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's ass, all day today.
BAM MARGERA Guy with car: [after bam kicks a football into his car] It's a brand new car! Bam Margera: It's a '9...
BAM MARGERA I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
BAM MARGERA I wipe my ass with your feelings.
TONY SOPRANO My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks E...
BAM MARGERA I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of m...
BAM MARGERA I don't like Paris so much.
BAM MARGERA I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.
BAM MARGERA The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass'...
BAM MARGERA It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going ov...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
BAM MARGERA When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behin...
BAM MARGERA It's kinda all about image.
BAM MARGERA I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over i...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It'...
BAM MARGERA Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
BAM MARGERA Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
BAM MARGERA I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
BAM MARGERA Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERA I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon...
BAM MARGERA I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think ...
BAM MARGERA Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be...
BAM MARGERA Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it m...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
BAM MARGERA I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
BAM MARGERA I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
BAM MARGERA We called both the music and the videos CKY because that's all we did, ... I recorded music all nigh...
BAM MARGERA We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp...
BAM MARGERA Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
BAM MARGERA Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep s**t after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goa...
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe."
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe".
BAM MARGERA Dude, we took Fireball Ministry out on our last Europe tour, ... We were so psyched on them that we ...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a...
BAM MARGERA Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
BAM MARGERA I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn.
BAM MARGERA Look, I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but we have a plane to catch.
BAM MARGERA That's ri-god-damn-diculous
BAM MARGERA I have no problem being connected with Bam. He's my brother, and he's helped us out, ... But I think...
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
BAM MARGERA We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person.
BAM MARGERA Dunn broke it. He handles everything rough.
BAM MARGERA I want to make my own movie.
BAM MARGERA God doesn't do coincidences. You can bet your ass.
MATTHEW QUICK I'd use your opinion as an ass wipe;if i actually gave a shit.
BEN DOVER I happen to have some gay friends. And I bet any of them could kick your ass. Hell, if I weren't the...
CHRIS BARNES Usually in a Smosh sketch, we get 60 shots, 12 hours to shoot - we're just going 'bam, bam, ...
IAN HECOX It was so fast - bam, bam - and than it was over with.
CHAD BRADFORD Well if that's the kind of pride you're talking about, you can bet your ass, I'm going to mess with ...
TITE KUBO People are more laid back and live life a little slower in Winchester. In New York (and now Los Ange...
MATT LONG You don’t have to believe in karma, (I didn’t). But you can bet your ass that karma will have be...
GARRY CRYSTAL Kids today aren't listening to music audio-only. They're picking up a CD and looking at the ...
WILL.I.AM Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobod...
ANI DIFRANCO When my own son was 12, we didn't want toy guns in the house. So he just picked up a stick and w...
EDWARD ZWICK They hit a bunch of shots and had a 12 or 13-point lead and then at the right time we hit four or fi...
DALE DOTSON It didn't just grow. It just went bam!
LEE MURPHY They took my head -- bam-bam. Then the other one came this way, grabbed my arm, then slammed me to t...
ANGELA LEWIS When it hits you, it hits you, like that -- bam!
ALEX BURKHARDT I just wanna learn and I wanna grow. I wanna consume as much information as possible. I wanna be gre...
KID CUDI The software business was dominated by hardware companies, and everybody thought they would just com...
JEFF RAIKES It's the subconcussive hits, the constant bam, bam, bam that linemen like Suh give and receive. ...
JEANNE MARIE LASKAS Dont GiVe UP iF U StIll WaNna TrY*
DonT WIpE YOUR TeARS IF YOU StiLL WANT TO Cry
 DON'T SET...
TRENT REZNOR A person with no back bone, education, or sense of direction in their life will often conclude that ...
JOHN FRANK Pascal, wipe them out...all of them.
STEVE JOBS From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solve...
ANN COULTER I wanna be loved. I just wanna be loved.
BRENDA FASSIE Make a bich wanna hate and a boy wanna stare.
ISABELLA I don't wanna be lonely I just wanna be alone
SILVERCHAIR I bet $100,'' he said.
BILLIE JEAN KING I don't wanna live in dreams, I wanna live my dreams.
EPHDAN Yeah, you bet Romani.' Percy bared his forearm and showed them the brand he'd got at Camp Jupiter- t...
RICK RIORDAN Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?
WILL & GRACE Sore loser? You bet your fuckin' ass! What on earth is wrong with being a sore loser? It shows you c...
GEORGE CARLIN What we do with our free time is none of your business. Now, why don't you shuffle off to Parffet. I...
MARIA V. SNYDER I dont wanna be a terrorist. I just wanna Blow shit Up!
ROZZU LOZ We got our ass kicked.
MIKE SHANAHAN I have been an author for 22 years and an ass for 55
MARK TWAIN It wouldn’t be the first unfamiliar finger up his ass.
JAMES S.A. COREY A book is a mirror: If an ass peers into it, you can't expect an apostle to look out
GEORG CHRISTOPH LICHTENBERG Love teaches even asses to dance
FRENCH PROVERB We're all pains in the ass.
RITA MORENO If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you
BRUCE LEE I have to save my ass.
SHREK It is not your business to succeed, but to do right. When you have done so the rest lies with god.
C.S. LEWIS I'm a mother fucking human holocaust!
JONATHAN CULVER I don't wanna be Courtney Love - I wanna be Kurt Cobain.
TAYLOR MOMSEN I don't wanna be a lover,
I just wanna be your victim.
ELVIS COSTELLO I smiled to fight the tears. "Fifty bucks says you'll be thanking me for this when you meet your fut...
JAMIE MCGUIRE Nick - Psycho-ass? You're bringing psycho-ass back?
Zarek - That's Mister Psycho-ass to you, pu...
SHERRILYN KENYON It is easier to wipe a thousand tears from your eyes than to wipe a single tear from your soul.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO I'm scattered, and then that last hundred pages, bam, I'm a laser.
DAVID BALDACCI I don't want to say I'd wipe everybody out, because that's cocky. But they wouldn't beat me.
DORIEN BRYANT Come in here with our soft cloth and wipe away what we just did.
TERESA FOLLMER I really - I just wanna sing. And I wanna show people that I can sing.
SELENA GOMEZ An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
ROMANIAN PROVERB Let me give you a bit of history. Two years ago, Andover came in here and Bam! Andover beat Kimball ...
GARY SHARPE He comes up big. There can go stretches where you don't even hardly know he's there, and then all of...
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BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It'...
BAM MARGERA Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
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BAM MARGERA One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
BAM MARGERA I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
BAM MARGERA Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERA I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
BAM MARGERA I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon...
BAM MARGERA I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think ...
BAM MARGERA Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be...
BAM MARGERA Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it m...
BAM MARGERA Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
BAM MARGERA I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
BAM MARGERA I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
BAM MARGERA We called both the music and the videos CKY because that's all we did, ... I recorded music all nigh...
BAM MARGERA We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp...
BAM MARGERA Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
BAM MARGERA Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep s**t after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goa...
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe."
BAM MARGERA Nothing is really "safe".
BAM MARGERA Dude, we took Fireball Ministry out on our last Europe tour, ... We were so psyched on them that we ...
BAM MARGERA The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a...
BAM MARGERA Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
BAM MARGERA I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn.
BAM MARGERA Look, I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but we have a plane to catch.
BAM MARGERA That's ri-god-damn-diculous
BAM MARGERA I have no problem being connected with Bam. He's my brother, and he's helped us out, ... But I think...
BAM MARGERA These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
BAM MARGERA We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person.
BAM MARGERA I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's ass, all day today.
BAM MARGERA Guy with car: [after bam kicks a football into his car] It's a brand new car! Bam Margera: It's a '9...
BAM MARGERA Dunn broke it. He handles everything rough.
BAM MARGERA I want to make my own movie.
BAM MARGERA I regret it very much that this has come to us so late and I also regret it in the sense that it's a...
BRIGALIA BAM We heard that some people decided to play football [next to one voting station]. We are grateful tha...
BRIGALIA BAM We celebrate that, considering the agitation from the population.
BRIGALIA BAM If the good Lord could stop the rain just for tomorrow, but only for tomorrow, it would be good. But...
BRIGALIA BAM By nine o'clock every station was open.
BRIGALIA BAM It is encouraging to note the overwhelming interest by South Africans in voting even after six succe...
BRIGALIA BAM This is a bit disappointing. We were hoping there would be more women councilors and mayors.
BRIGALIA BAM This 5 o'clock deadline is not something that we decided on, it is specified in the law.
BRIGALIA BAM So far, results in 64% of wards, 63% of proportional ballots and 71% of district councils have been ...
BRIGALIA BAM This is significantly higher than the 2000 municipal elections. There is almost a 50% increase in th...
BRIGALIA BAM This is an SEC school. Of course, they're going to get somebody good.
BAM DOYNE I've never been through a coaching change. It's going to be interesting.
BAM DOYNE He told us how he'll always be there for us if we need him. And he said that change is a part of lif...
BAM DOYNE I appreciate Coach Barnes being who he is and doing all he has for us. I've never met anybody with m...
BAM DOYNE I think it's kind of funny, but I tone them out a whole lot of the time. Some of the things that I h...
BAM DOYNE We did it to ourselves. They didn't pressure us much.
BAM DOYNE The confidence is still there, but we know as a team we have to go back to work and correct some thi...
BAM DOYNE It's still early. If we go 8-0, then, I'll be ready to talk about it. We still have a lot of games l...
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