Guy with car: [after bam kicks a football into his car] It's a brand new car! Bam Margera: It's a '96!


Bam Margera

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I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's ass, all day today.
BAM MARGERA
I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
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People are more laid back and live life a little slower in Winchester. In New York (and now Los Ange...
MATT LONG
Usually in a Smosh sketch, we get 60 shots, 12 hours to shoot - we're just going 'bam, bam, ...
IAN HECOX
It was so fast - bam, bam - and than it was over with.
CHAD BRADFORD
My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks E...
BAM MARGERA
I skate all the time, but it's silly for me to do contests when MTV is giving me a boatload of m...
BAM MARGERA
I don't like Paris so much.
BAM MARGERA
I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.
BAM MARGERA
The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass'...
BAM MARGERA
It's definitely weird, because pretty much everybody owns the Tony Hawk videogame. Just going ov...
BAM MARGERA
Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA
I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.
BAM MARGERA
When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behin...
BAM MARGERA
It's kinda all about image.
BAM MARGERA
I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over i...
BAM MARGERA
The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It'...
BAM MARGERA
Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.
BAM MARGERA
Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to b...
BAM MARGERA
One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
BAM MARGERA
I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
BAM MARGERA
Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
BAM MARGERA
I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
BAM MARGERA
These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon...
BAM MARGERA
I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think ...
BAM MARGERA
Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be...
BAM MARGERA
Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it m...
BAM MARGERA
Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
BAM MARGERA
I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
BAM MARGERA
I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
BAM MARGERA
We called both the music and the videos CKY because that's all we did, ... I recorded music all nigh...
BAM MARGERA
We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp...
BAM MARGERA
Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
BAM MARGERA
Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep s**t after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goa...
BAM MARGERA
Nothing is really "safe."
BAM MARGERA
Nothing is really "safe".
BAM MARGERA
Dude, we took Fireball Ministry out on our last Europe tour, ... We were so psyched on them that we ...
BAM MARGERA
The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a...
BAM MARGERA
Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
BAM MARGERA
Wanna bet, ass-wipe?
BAM MARGERA
I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn.
BAM MARGERA
Look, I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but we have a plane to catch.
BAM MARGERA
That's ri-god-damn-diculous
BAM MARGERA
I have no problem being connected with Bam. He's my brother, and he's helped us out, ... But I think...
BAM MARGERA
These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
BAM MARGERA
We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person.
BAM MARGERA
Dunn broke it. He handles everything rough.
BAM MARGERA
I want to make my own movie.
BAM MARGERA
When my own son was 12, we didn't want toy guns in the house. So he just picked up a stick and w...
EDWARD ZWICK
They hit a bunch of shots and had a 12 or 13-point lead and then at the right time we hit four or fi...
DALE DOTSON
From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solve...
ANN COULTER
Maybe you don't like your job, maybe you didn't get enough sleep, well nobody likes their job, nobod...
ANI DIFRANCO
The world is crazy. You need a license to drive a car and go fishing. You don't need a license to st...
LAURIE HALSE ANDERSON
It didn't just grow. It just went bam!
LEE MURPHY
They took my head -- bam-bam. Then the other one came this way, grabbed my arm, then slammed me to t...
ANGELA LEWIS
When it hits you, it hits you, like that -- bam!
ALEX BURKHARDT
I'm totally disgusted. This is a brand-new car. I built this car to come here to race.
MATT CRAFTON
They're probably talking about the new 96 car by Texas Instruments.
TROY AIKMAN
It's the subconcussive hits, the constant bam, bam, bam that linemen like Suh give and receive. ...
JEANNE MARIE LASKAS
He comes up big. There can go stretches where you don't even hardly know he's there, and then all of...
DUSTIN DAHLQUIST
I'm scattered, and then that last hundred pages, bam, I'm a laser.
DAVID BALDACCI
Let me give you a bit of history. Two years ago, Andover came in here and Bam! Andover beat Kimball ...
GARY SHARPE
The San Andreas is like a sleeping giant. Every 200, 300 years - bam - it has an earthquake.
GORDON SEITZ
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
PRINCE PHILIP
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
PRINCE PHILIP EDINBURGH
When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
PRINCE PHILIP EDINBURGH
I felt like a car that had only been operated by one driver… a car its new prospective buyer was d...
CHARLAINE HARRIS
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
PRINCE PHILIP
We are pleased to bring to New York the spirit of Sundance. Our collaboration with BAM is the keysto...
ROBERT REDFORD
After Camille, the car was pushed up against the fence. A guy stopped by with a big wad of bills. He...
LOUIS MATTO
The driver was in my lane and driving really fast, and that was it -- bam, it's over.
CLARK METCALFE
We have taken a brand-new, well-received car and significantly improved it to draw a new generation ...
AL GIOMBETTI
Like a transformer toy ? a car that changes its shape and turns into a robot ? the protein changes i...
REBECCA NELSON
We're going to test with the same car, but we have a new car ready.
LARRY DIXON
It was bittersweet because we built a brand-new car in five weeks. Eight laps into practice, somethi...
KRIS STUMP
Every time I get into a Nationwide car after being in a Cup car, I feel so much more comfortable tha...
DANICA PATRICK
A true friend will ride with you in your new car, and when its been repossesed, on the handle bars o...
GEORGE REX
I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on....
E.L. JAMES
My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
ADAM FERRARA
The figures were a positive surprise. One should not forget, however, that Mercedes Car Group has su...
HEINO RULAND
The new Beetle cannot deny its origin and the magic of its shape, ... We believe the new Beetle is n...
FERDINAND PIECH
I was consciously saying, 'There's no reason to rush. Stay at 60,' and bam, something hit me in the ...
HENRY STERN
Kids today aren't listening to music audio-only. They're picking up a CD and looking at the ...
WILL.I.AM
While you can sell a hot car designed for younger buyers to an old guy, you can't sell a stodgy old ...
BILL PORTER
If you think about jeans or phones or television, we are used to new brands popping up right and lef...
HENRIK FISKER
It takes a while to figure a car out, to get a complete understanding of what's going on with a car....
MARK LAMOREAUX
Fusion is all about integrating SOA technologies together. We want to establish Fusion Middleware as...
DAVID KEENE
An American can have a Ford in any color so long as its black.
HENRY FORD
Today there are two points where a car manufacturer has interaction with you as an owner of a car. O...
HANS VESTBERG
The car as we know it is on the way out. To a large extent, I deplore its passing, for as a basicall...
J. G. BALLARD
If a gang member for example walked from his property onto a footpath from his car wearing his patch...
RAY STEVENS
Tony got everybody started, and bam! - they all ran. You get one egg and, before you know it, you've...
ROBBY GORDON
By the side of the everlasting Why there is a Yes--a transitory Yes if you like, but a Yes.
E.M. FORSTER
We're just here to do multi-car runs, try to evaluate its effect on the second car. All the aero con...
BRETT BODINE
We're just here to do multi-car runs, try to evaluate its effect on the second car. All the aero con...
BRETT BODINE
One of the benefits of that car is that it's a much cheaper car to build for the car owner and it's ...
GARY NELSON
You can get back on cycle later with a new car.
MARK MCCREADY
Shower attention on a customer who owns a car with eighty thousand miles on it because he or she is ...
JEFF SACKS
The inclusion of BPM, BRM and BAM in an SOA is a crucial step toward establishing an IT infrastructu...
TOM DWYER
Even though we have invested a great deal into building a brand-new car, we remain realistic about t...
COLIN KOLLES

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My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks E...
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One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.
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I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
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Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.
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I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.
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I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.
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These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon...
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I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think ...
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Life's philosophy, hm... I just say, 'Do what you do and have fun doing it and try not to be...
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Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it m...
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Sometimes I wake up, I feel like, I'm like 80-years-old.
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I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.
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I just lost my best friend, I have been crying hysterical for a full day.
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We called both the music and the videos CKY because that's all we did, ... I recorded music all nigh...
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We're really big horror movie fans too, ... And we always wanted to film a horror movie called 'Camp...
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Whose dick do I gotta suck to get some explosions around here?
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Oh, man, Phil thought I was in deep s**t after I smashed the windshield driving through a soccer goa...
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Nothing is really "safe."
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Nothing is really "safe".
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Dude, we took Fireball Ministry out on our last Europe tour, ... We were so psyched on them that we ...
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The neighbors could be as mad as they want, but I'm not running a business at the house. It's just a...
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Dude, you were hauling so much ass!
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Wanna bet, ass-wipe?
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I just had the worst wake up ever, so I'm taking it out on Dunn.
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Look, I'd love to sit here and argue with you, but we have a plane to catch.
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That's ri-god-damn-diculous
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I have no problem being connected with Bam. He's my brother, and he's helped us out, ... But I think...
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These trees and these old people have one thing in common - they're both going in the ground soon!
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We've played together for so long that we are so connected, ... We play like we're one person.
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I want to make my own movie.
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This is a bit disappointing. We were hoping there would be more women councilors and mayors.
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This 5 o'clock deadline is not something that we decided on, it is specified in the law.
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This is significantly higher than the 2000 municipal elections. There is almost a 50% increase in th...
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