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A position of dignity is more easily improved upon than acquired.


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PIERRE AUGUSTE CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS Nothing is so swift as calumny, nothing is more easily propagated, nothing more readily credited, n...
UNKNOWN Jonathan Swift made a soul for the gentlemen of this city by hating his neighbor as himself.
W.B. YEATS The phrase "action speaks louder than words," is most easily proven by a swift kick to the genitals.
DEVIN J. MONROE Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want. -Jonath...
JONATHAN SWIFT The swift wind of compromise is a lot more devastating than the sudden jolt of misfortune.
CHARLES R. SWINDOLL The swift wind of compromise is a lot more devastating than the sudden jolt of misfortune.
CHARLES SWINDOLL The swift wind of compromise is a lot more devastating than the sudden jolt of misfortune.
CHARLES SWINDOLL Human dignity is based upon freedom, and freedom upon human dignity. The one presupposes the other.
ROLLO MAY Swift justice demands more than just swiftness.
POTTER STEWART Fat tissue is the bamboo of human tissue. They're in abundance, replenishable and easily acquired.
ADAM KATZ No habit or quality is more easily acquired than hypocrisy, nor any thing sooner learned than to den...
BERNARD MANDEVILLE No habit or quality is more easily acquired than hypocrisy, nor any thing sooner learned than to den...
BERNARD DE MANDEVILLE Nothing is so swift as calumny; nothing is more easily uttered; nothing more readily received; noth...
CICERO (MARCUS TULLIUS CICERO) Oppression is more easily endured than insult.
JUNIUS It is generally much more shameful to lose a good reputation than never to have acquired it.
PLINY THE ELDER Love is a growing, or full constant light,
And his first minute, after noon, is night.
JOHN DONNE There are too many literati, yet very few are smart; knowledge is acquired far too easily.
DEJAN STOJANOVIC In the long run there is no more liberating, no more exhilarating experience than to determine one�...
ELEANOR ROOSEVELT There is no teacher equal to mother and there's nothing more contagious than the dignity of a father...
AMIT RAY The most brilliant satire of all time was 'A Modest Proposal' by Jonathan Swift. You'll ...
P. J. O'ROURKE Once war is forced upon us, there is no alternative than to apply every available means to bring it ...
DOUGLAS MACARTHUR We could not have acquired a more perfect player for us than Edgar Renteria.
JOHN SCHUERHOLZ Men are like sheep, of which a flock is more easily driven than a single one.
RICHARD WHATELY It's what Jonathan Swift suggested two and a half centuries ago: making two blades of grass grow whe...
MARTIN BELL A celebrated people lose dignity upon a closer view.
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE [N]othing is more easily corrupted than an artist.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE The ridiculous is more easily retained than the admirable
HORACE It is not strength, but art, obtains the prize, And to be swift is less than to be wise. 'Tis ...
HOMER ("SMYRNS OF CHIOS") Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one is advers...
PLUTARCH An improved administration is the key goal of this process. ... We need (change) today more than eve...
BASHAR ASSAD Virtues are acquired through endeavor, which rests wholly upon yourself.
SIDNEY LANIER In the land of Ingary where such things as seven-league boots and cloaks of invisibility really exis...
DIANA WYNNE JONES For Benedict, the papacy is more about a position than personality.
JAMES WEISS Leadership is more ? if not much more ? influence, rather than position.
JOHN MAXWELL A far greater factor than abolishing poverty is the deterrent effect of swift and certain consequenc...
WARREN E. BURGER A far greater factor [than abolishing poverty] is the deterrent effect of swift and certain conseque...
WARREN E. BURGER The public is more easily swayed by persons than by principles.
RACHEL FIELD Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed than one in advers...
PLUTARCH Be more dedicated to making solid achievements than in running after swift but synthetic happiness.
A. P. J. ABDUL KALAM Be more dedicated to making solid achievements than in running after swift but synthetic happiness.
ABDUL KALAM He left a bit too easily and with obvious relief. His feet were swift and sure on the muddy path.
SUZANNE FINNAMORE Our experience is composed rather of illusions lost than of wisdom acquired.
JOSEPH ROUX Nothing is more obnoxious than a low person raised to a high position.
JOHN CLARKE Sometimes fiction is more easily understood than true events. Reality is often pathetic.
YOUNG-HA KIM People are more easily led than driven.
DAVID HAROLD FINK Sleep comes more easily than it returns.
VICTOR HUGO There is nothing in this game of golf that can't be improved upon if you practice.
PATTY BERG Remind me each day that the race is not always to the swift; that there is more to life than increas...
WILFERD A. PETERSON We have substantially improved our position in Japan which now represents a major part of our busine...
DAVID MILNE It's easily acquired nine miles down the road in Bryson City, but people don't want it here.
JIM BRADLEY There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacr...
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. Nothing is harder to direct than a man in prosperity; nothing more easily managed that one is advers...
PLUTARCH The more equipment is acquired and produced by a repressive regime, the more important anonymity is.
JULIEN PAIN We have lived with dogs for a millennium. We are always going to have some problems. Things can be i...
JEFF ROSENTHAL Attitudes are nothing more than habits of thoughts, and habits can be acquired. An action repeated b...
PAUL MYER Industry, economy, honesty, and kindness form a quartet of virtues that will never be improved upon.
JAMES OLIVER Stairs to climb are difficult it takes time and effort and going down is easies job... what do I mea...
DEYTH BANGER More mony is put into prisons than into schools. That, in itself, is the description of a nation ben...
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GLEN CAMPBELL Dignity, and even holiness too, sometimes, are more questions of coat and waistcoat than some people...
CHARLES DICKENS I feel like I've improved each year and put myself in a pretty good position.
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LUIS GUTIERREZ It is impossible to forget the sense of dignity which marks the hour when one becomes a wage-earner....
ELIZABETH STUART PHELPS I've been mayor of the city of Jerusalem, which is perhaps, in some ways, more complex and more ...
EHUD OLMERT Of all the inventions of man I doubt whether any was more easily accomplished than that of a Heaven.
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JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER I have been waiting for you for so long.”
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JONATHAN SAFRAN FOER Our sins are more easily remembered than our good deeds.
DEMOCRITUS Human understanding more easily invents new things than new words.
ALEXIS DE TOCQUEVILLE Hunger for gold is made greater as more gold is acquired.
AURELIUS CLEMENS PRUDENTIUS Wisdom comes from making mistakes, having the courage to face them, and make adjustments moving forw...
KEN POIROT The boy is now getting on well. He has gained more than 1 kilogram, and his lungs have improved.
ZHU YIMIN The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
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GILBERT GOTTFRIED I think our title of the coalition says it all. We want peace, justice and more than all, dignity.
YESENIA BALCAZAR The broad mass of a nation . . . will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one.
ADOLF HITLER The broad mass of a nation . . . will more easily fall victim to a big lie than to a small one.
ADOLF HITLER Our faith is stronger than death, our philosophy is firmer than flesh, and the spread of the Kingdom...
DOROTHY DAY We've actually improved upon what's on the ground out there today.
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ADOLF HITLER The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.
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JOHN COTTON DANA There is no kind of dishonesty into which otherwise good people more easily and frequently fall than...
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JONATHAN SWIFT Your notions of friendship are new to me; I believe every man is born with his quantum, and he canno...
JONATHAN SWIFT Two friendships in two breasts requires The same aversions and desires.
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JONATHAN SWIFT A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.
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JONATHAN SWIFT The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome.
JONATHAN SWIFT The most positive men are the most credulous.
JONATHAN SWIFT May you live every day of your life.
JONATHAN SWIFT A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with e...
JONATHAN SWIFT Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.
JONATHAN SWIFT Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
JONATHAN SWIFT Don't set your wit against a child.
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JONATHAN SWIFT It is the folly of too many to mistake the echo of a London coffee-house for the voice of the kingdo...
JONATHAN SWIFT Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hunger will ever be at variance.
JONATHAN SWIFT The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet w...
JONATHAN SWIFT Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives.
JONATHAN SWIFT Rebukes are easy from our betters,
From men of quality and letters;
But when low dunces will ...
JONATHAN SWIFT What some people invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.
JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you pleas...
JONATHAN SWIFT In church your grandsire cut his throat; to do the job too long he tarried: he should have had my he...
JONATHAN SWIFT Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
JONATHAN SWIFT We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
JONATHAN SWIFT Argument, as usually managed, is the worst sort of conversation, as in books it is generally the wor...
JONATHAN SWIFT Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
JONATHAN SWIFT Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
JONATHAN SWIFT One of the very best rules of conversation is to never, say anything which any of the company wish h...
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JONATHAN SWIFT For the rest,
Whatever we have got has been by infinite labor, and search, and ranging through e...
JONATHAN SWIFT What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we are told expressly.
JONATHAN SWIFT I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
JONATHAN SWIFT One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in ...
JONATHAN SWIFT 'Tis an old maxim in the schools,
That flattery's the food of fools;
Yet now and then your men...
JONATHAN SWIFT She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitch folk.
JONATHAN SWIFT I will venture to affirm, that the three seasons wherein our corn has miscarried did no more contrib...
JONATHAN SWIFT It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: a...
JONATHAN SWIFT Come, agree, the law's costly.
JONATHAN SWIFT There's none so blind as they that won't see.
JONATHAN SWIFT Satire is a sort of glass wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own; wh...
JONATHAN SWIFT Brutes find out where their talents lie;
A bear will not attempt to fly,
A foundered horse w...
JONATHAN SWIFT But when a Man
JONATHAN SWIFT Pretense is the overrating of any kind of knowledge we pretend to.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
JONATHAN SWIFT Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth,...
JONATHAN SWIFT I wont quarrel with my bread and butter.
JONATHAN SWIFT I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
JONATHAN SWIFT It was a bold person that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFT But you think that it is time for me to have done with the world, and so I would if I could get into...
JONATHAN SWIFT She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork.
JONATHAN SWIFT Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positi...
JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.
JONATHAN SWIFT Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself.
JONATHAN SWIFT Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
JONATHAN SWIFT Nor do they trust their tongue alone, but speak a language of their own; can read a nod, a shrug, a ...
JONATHAN SWIFT I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
JONATHAN SWIFT As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a...
JONATHAN SWIFT How we apples swim.
JONATHAN SWIFT Instead of dirt and poison, we have rather chosen to fill our hives with honey and wax, thus furnis...
JONATHAN SWIFT Convey a libel in a frown. And wink a reputation down!
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JONATHAN SWIFT Modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
JONATHAN SWIFT They say fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
JONATHAN SWIFT What some invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT I heard the little bird say so.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody else has thought.
JONATHAN SWIFT So, naturalists observe, a flea Has smaller fleas that on him prey; And these have smaller sti...
JONATHAN SWIFT A nice man is a man of nasty ideas.
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JONATHAN SWIFT That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that th...
JONATHAN SWIFT Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own.
JONATHAN SWIFT It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguishe...
JONATHAN SWIFT We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT Never sleeping, still awake, Pleasing most when most I speak; The delight of old and young, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT Bread is the staff of life.
JONATHAN SWIFT Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies but which let wasps and hornets break through.
JONATHAN SWIFT The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style.
JONATHAN SWIFT Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength....
JONATHAN SWIFT Faith! he must make his stories shorter or change his comrades once a quarter.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent.
JONATHAN SWIFT Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
JONATHAN SWIFT Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.
JONATHAN SWIFT As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love is languid and cold.
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JONATHAN SWIFT There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency.
JONATHAN SWIFT Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest ...
JONATHAN SWIFT There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
JONATHAN SWIFT Books, the children of the brain.
JONATHAN SWIFT Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules ...
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy ...
JONATHAN SWIFT Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and are allured by...
JONATHAN SWIFT The rolling fictions grow in strength and size, Each author adding to the former lies.
JONATHAN SWIFT I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats and dogs.
JONATHAN SWIFT What some invent, the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT No preacher is listened to but time, which gives us the same train and turn of thought that elder pe...
JONATHAN SWIFT Whoever makes two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow where only one grew before, deserves ...
JONATHAN SWIFT The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and fals...
JONATHAN SWIFT The want of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome.
JONATHAN SWIFT Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting.
JONATHAN SWIFT Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter, Thomas, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT No wise man ever wished to be younger.
JONATHAN SWIFT A college joke to cure the dumps.
JONATHAN SWIFT Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us th...
JONATHAN SWIFT He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in c...
JONATHAN SWIFT Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.
JONATHAN SWIFT Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.
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JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in co...
JONATHAN SWIFT We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love, one another.
JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want. -Jonath...
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JONATHAN SWIFT Hail, fellow, well met, All dirty and wet: Find out, if you can, Who's master, who's man...
JONATHAN SWIFT They never would hear, But turn the deaf ear, As a matter they had no concern in.
JONATHAN SWIFT Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em. [Lat., Libertas et natale solum.]
JONATHAN SWIFT Where Young must torture his invention To flatter knaves, or lose his pension.
JONATHAN SWIFT 'Tis an old maxim in the schools, That flattery's the food of fools; Yet now and then your men...
JONATHAN SWIFT Flattery is the worst and falsest way of showing our esteem
JONATHAN SWIFT May you live all the days of your life.
JONATHAN SWIFT It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.
JONATHAN SWIFT It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have...
JONATHAN SWIFT I row after health like a waterman...
JONATHAN SWIFT He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
JONATHAN SWIFT Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.
JONATHAN SWIFT Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound is couched ...
JONATHAN SWIFT One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonab...
JONATHAN SWIFT Whoever wishes to win in this game must have patience and money, since the values are so little cons...
JONATHAN SWIFT A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he i...
JONATHAN SWIFT The tucked-up sempstress walks hasty strides, While streams run down her oil'd umbrella's sides.
JONATHAN SWIFT I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand
JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to...
JONATHAN SWIFT I'm as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth
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JONATHAN SWIFT Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.
JONATHAN SWIFT I cannot but conclude that the Bulk of your Natives, to be the most pernicious Race of little odious...
JONATHAN SWIFT Every dog must have his day.
JONATHAN SWIFT One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonab...
JONATHAN SWIFT Old men and comets have been reverenced for the same reason: their long beards, and pretenses to for...
JONATHAN SWIFT Laws are best explained, interpreted and applied by those whose interest and abilities lie in perver...
JONATHAN SWIFT Proper words in proper places make the true definition of style.
JONATHAN SWIFT A wise man is never less alone than when he is alone
JONATHAN SWIFT War is the child of Pride, and Pride the daughter of Riches.
JONATHAN SWIFT I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed
JONATHAN SWIFT Whatever the poets pretend, it is plain they give immortality to none but themselves; it is Homer an...
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JONATHAN SWIFT Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruption.
JONATHAN SWIFT The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been...
JONATHAN SWIFT A lie is an excuse guarded
JONATHAN SWIFT Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old.
JONATHAN SWIFT Vision is the art of seeing the invisible.
JONATHAN SWIFT When the belly is full, the bones would be at rest
JONATHAN SWIFT What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not we are told expressly
JONATHAN SWIFT Just get the right syllable in the proper place.
JONATHAN SWIFT Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind.
JONATHAN SWIFT Argument is the worst sort of conversation.
JONATHAN SWIFT Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudices, eradicate virtue, honesty, and religion
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JONATHAN SWIFT In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends
JONATHAN SWIFT It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not.
JONATHAN SWIFT Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us th...
JONATHAN SWIFT Gulliver describes a royal personage inspiring awe among the tiny Lilliputians because he was taller...
JONATHAN SWIFT