Whatever the poets pretend, it is plain they give immortality to none but themselves; it is Homer and Virgil we reverence and admire, not Achilles and Aeneas
Jonathan Swift
Related To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. JEFFREY FRY 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married. JAMES C. DOBSON 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON It is what it is, it is what you make it. JAMES DURBIN I am Happy and satisfied with what I am.
10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will... NEHA KOTHARI If our mind was an ocean then every now and then we would have the perfect storm happening in it.Gar... GARY F EVANS... I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is. TED TURNER It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is. MICHAEL KEATON I'm not an Emontional, but how??? I live with the thought that "Nothing can be returned, it has... DEYTH BANGER It is what it is, and it ain't nothin' else... Everything is clearly, openly, plainly delive... DAN FLAVIN With '10,000,' our aim was to make a film that was entertaining and a roller-coaster ride; i... STEVEN STRAIT Life is not all about sticking or stopping your thoughts to old memories but LIFE STARTS when you st... NEHA KOTHARI A servant who serves excellently from his whole heart with due courage and humility is never a serva... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Tomorrow is promised to no one. Prioritize today accordingly. GINA GREENLEE You should never give up a happy middle in the hopes of a happy ending, because there is no such thi... JOHN GREEN I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, 'This isn't true!' It is what... HARRY STYLES But the queen--too long she has suffered the pain of love, hour by hour nursing the wound with ... VIRGIL Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality? Now t... BILL COSBY You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ... SUFJAN STEVENS To me this world is all one continued vision of fancy or imagination, and I feel flattered when I am... WILLIAM BLAKE It is Homer who has chiefly taught other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. ARISTOTLE It is Homer who has chiefly taught other poets the art of telling lies skillfully ARISTOTLE I never had a problem with my face on screen. I thought it is what it is, and I was turned off by ac... ROBERT REDFORD I saw that there is no Nature, That Nature doesn’t exist, That there are hills, valleys,... ALBERTO CAEIRO The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board. D.M. TIMNEY Mike Judge is my Jonathan Swift, and I say that because I don't know any other satirists. But th... T. J. MILLER There was no Jace Wayland more real than the one he saw in her eyes when she looked at him. CASSANDRA CLARE When I die it will be game over,... but I know one life is short, to be selfish is not the best deci... DEYTH BANGER Great individuals are not only popular themselves, but they give popularity to whatever they touch. FOURNIER Great individuals are not only popular themselves, but they give popularity to whatever they touch. FOURNIER No one ever gave his life to translate and preserve the writings of Virgil or Homer. But many have d... LARRY STONE You get to the point where you're like, 'I'm just doing me, and if people don't like... BEBE REXHA I’m glad I see with my eyes and not the pages I’ve read. ALBERTO CAEIRO Of poets I put Virgil first - he was greatest. MARY MACLANE See the world for what it is. BEAUTIFUL! ANTHONY T. HINCKS PEACE IS THE OBJECTIVE TO WAR, BUT THE BLOOD RUNNETH STILL NATALIE URQUIETA One touch of nature makes the whole world kin, That all with one consent praise new-born gauds,... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The love you get, is equal to the love you give. BEN OAK Inspiration is a farce that poets have invented to give themselves importance. JEAN ANOUILH Or maybe they just accept that it's wrong in God's eyes, although not in their own, and they'll worr... CRAIG GROESCHEL I take the good with the bad. I always wanted to be a comic, and part of that, for me, was that I wa... ERIK GRIFFIN It is the rooted instinct in men to admire what is better and more beautiful than themselves. JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL It is the rooted instinct in men to admire what is better and more beautiful than themselves JAMES RUSSELL LOWELL Risks can lead to great victories or defeats. Even if you are defeated, the lesson will be valuable ... LAILAH GIFTYAKITA I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace. FAKEER ISHAVARDAS He had a harder time helping her out though. He was asleep while she was doing stars. Without wings,... LAURIE FRANKEL all the poets wanted to get disability insurance it was better than immortality. CHARLES BUKOWSKI Life is weird and wonderful like that, is it not. SONYA.E.WILLIAMS it's always important to do what you want, Life is too short to live with Regrets. SHELLI THOMPSON These days, I've been trying to classify my thoughts into two categories: "Things I can change," and... TAYLOR SWIFT She told me to find a girl worth fighting for. The one that doesn’t come easy. JAMIE MCGUIRE Stay away from drugs. They're not worth it. I've tried, but there's none of them that... RANDY NEWMAN That is what all poets do: they talk to themselves out loud; and the world overhears them. But it's ... GEORGE BERNARD SHAW That's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it. EMINEM We can surely no longer pretend that our children are growing up into a peaceful, secure, and civili... MADELEINE L'ENGLE Poets utter great and wise things which they do not themselves understand. PLATO Poets utter great and wise things which they do not themselves understand PLATO All men think all men mortal, but themselves. If there is a God, man's immortality is certain. If no... EDGAR SHEFFIELD BRIGHTMAN When you're recording to analog tape, it captures performance and you can't necessarily mani... DAVE GROHL Poets have to be sensitive to their audience, but it does not mean that they censor themselves. I re... JOHN BARTON Reverence is the highest quality of man's nature; and that individual, or nation, which has it sligh... LYDIA MARIA CHILD My approach with actors is to try and give them whatever it is they need from me. Direction to me is... CHRISTOPHER NOLAN Then that's what the Northern Lights are. All the lives that we're not living. ADI ALSAID Whatever others may say, they say it to deceive and comfort themselves, not help you. DEJAN STOJANOVIC But it really is what they write. We're not here to take away their voices. We're here to give them ... IAN FRAZIER ...[T]he three greatest works are those of JOSEPH DEVLIN Everything known and referred to as “impossible” is often what has not been attempted before. It... ISRAELMORE AYIVOR If a person gives nothing of what he has, either take nothing or take everything. If a person serves... APURVA GAGLANI Respect the masterpiece. It is true reverence to man. There is no quality so great, none so much nee... FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT If I knew I was going to die tomorrow, And Spring came the day after tomorrow, I would die... ALBERTO CAEIRO The Madden Curse has really taken on a life of its own. People just love talking about it, and it is... DREW BREES Between what i see in a field and what I see in another field There passes for a moment the fig... ALBERTO CAEIRO It’s an already inside outside, The philosophers say it’s the soul But it’s not the ... ALBERTO CAEIRO Do I believe a thing has limits!? Of course! Nothing exists that doesn’t have limits. Existence me... ÁLVARO DE CAMPOS Things don’t have significance: they only have existence. Things are the only hidden meaning ... ALBERTO CAEIRO I'm probably the least harsh on myself, and I try not to scrutinize everything about my body. As... KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN Not everybody wants be texting their 15-year-old asking how his math tutor was. They would rather be... RENEE JAMES The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season AND CITY Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in... AND CITY Desperate Housewives. AND CITY I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it. AND CITY A stud is born! [Stanford] AND CITY Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-... AND CITY It's such a tribute to my show. My show is so good. I feel so blessed to play such a strong characte... AND CITY You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suctio... AND CITY I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samanth... AND CITY Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely ... AND CITY Honey, I've decided we're going to Louisiana. JILL AND We'll have to find new accommodation tonight, JILL AND None of these places, of course, are charging any rent, JILL AND Tell your story to the universe and Let your actions speak LOVE.' No matter what it is. NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO Immortality is not a gift, Immortality is an achievement; And only those who strive mightily Shall p... EDGAR LEE MASTERS Immortality is not a gift, Immortality is an achievement; And only those who strive mightily Shall p... EDGAR LEE MASTERS We have tears in our eyes As we wave our goodbyes, We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL They know what they want, but aren't sure how to find it. JAMES C. DOBSON Poets alone are sure of immortality; they are the truest diviners
of nature. EDWARD GEORGE EARLE LYTTON BULWER-LYTTON, FIRST BARON LYTTON A lot of people say there's a fine line between genius and insanity. I don't think there's a fine li... BILL BAILEY
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JONATHAN SWIFT But you think that it is time for me to have done with the world, and so I would if I could get into... JONATHAN SWIFT She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a
pitchfork. JONATHAN SWIFT Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positi... JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears
of corn, or two blades of grass, ... JONATHAN SWIFT I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home. JONATHAN SWIFT Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself. JONATHAN SWIFT Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off. JONATHAN SWIFT Nor do they trust their tongue alone, but speak a language of their own; can read a nod, a shrug, a ... JONATHAN SWIFT I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed. JONATHAN SWIFT As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a... JONATHAN SWIFT How we apples swim. JONATHAN SWIFT Instead of dirt and poison, we have rather chosen to fill our
hives with honey and wax, thus furnis... JONATHAN SWIFT Convey a libel in a frown.
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Inherits every virtue sound,
As emblems of the sovereign p... JONATHAN SWIFT Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking
what nobody else has thought. JONATHAN SWIFT So, naturalists observe, a flea
Has smaller fleas that on him prey;
And these have smaller sti... JONATHAN SWIFT A nice man is a man of nasty ideas. JONATHAN SWIFT In all distresses of our friends
We first consult our private ends;
While Nature, kindly bent ... JONATHAN SWIFT A man suffers death himself as often as he loses those dear to
him. JONATHAN SWIFT He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams
out of cucumbers, which were to be p... JONATHAN SWIFT Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, whoever shares his thoughts wit... JONATHAN SWIFT Necessity is the mother of invention. JONATHAN SWIFT It is a maxim, that those to whom everybody allows the second
place have an undoubted title to the ... JONATHAN SWIFT That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that th... JONATHAN SWIFT Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally
discover everybody's face but their own. JONATHAN SWIFT It is as hard to satirize well a man of distinguished vices, as to praise well a man of distinguishe... JONATHAN SWIFT We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. JONATHAN SWIFT Never sleeping, still awake,
Pleasing most when most I speak;
The delight of old and young,
... JONATHAN SWIFT Bread is the staff of life. JONATHAN SWIFT Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies but which let wasps and hornets break through. JONATHAN SWIFT The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style. JONATHAN SWIFT Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhaps few know their own strength.... JONATHAN SWIFT Faith! he must make his stories shorter or change his comrades once a quarter. JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in this world you may know him by the sign that the dunces are all in con... JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches to conceive how others can be in want. JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in this world you may know him by this sign, that the dines are all in co... JONATHAN SWIFT Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same posture... JONATHAN SWIFT Power is no blessing in itself, except when it is used to protect the innocent. JONATHAN SWIFT Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through. JONATHAN SWIFT Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others. JONATHAN SWIFT As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love is languid and cold. JONATHAN SWIFT No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from... JONATHAN SWIFT There is nothing constant in this world but inconsistency. JONATHAN SWIFT Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest ... JONATHAN SWIFT There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails. JONATHAN SWIFT Books, the children of the brain. JONATHAN SWIFT Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken. JONATHAN SWIFT We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. JONATHAN SWIFT Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their ow... JONATHAN SWIFT When a great genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign; that the dunces are all in c... JONATHAN SWIFT Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules ... JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy ... JONATHAN SWIFT Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provision of life, and are allured by... JONATHAN SWIFT The rolling fictions grow in strength and size,
Each author adding to the former lies. JONATHAN SWIFT I know Sir John will go, though he was sure it would rain cats
and dogs. JONATHAN SWIFT What some invent, the rest enlarge. JONATHAN SWIFT No preacher is listened to but time, which gives us the same train and turn of thought that elder pe... JONATHAN SWIFT Whoever makes two ears of corn, or two blades of grass to grow where only one grew before, deserves ... JONATHAN SWIFT The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and fals... JONATHAN SWIFT The want of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome. JONATHAN SWIFT Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imitation of fighting. JONATHAN SWIFT Principally I hate and detest that animal called man; although I heartily love John, Peter, Thomas, ... JONATHAN SWIFT No wise man ever wished to be younger. JONATHAN SWIFT A college joke to cure the dumps. JONATHAN SWIFT Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us th... JONATHAN SWIFT He was a bold man that first eat an oyster. JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in c... JONATHAN SWIFT Fine words! I wonder where you stole them. JONATHAN SWIFT Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived. JONATHAN SWIFT I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy ch... JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in the world you may know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in co... JONATHAN SWIFT We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love, one another. JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how others can be in want. -Jonath... JONATHAN SWIFT An old miser kept a tame jackdaw, that used to steal pieces of
money, and hide them in a hole, whic... JONATHAN SWIFT Hail, fellow, well met,
All dirty and wet:
Find out, if you can,
Who's master, who's man... JONATHAN SWIFT They never would hear,
But turn the deaf ear,
As a matter they had no concern in. JONATHAN SWIFT Fine words! I wonder where you stole 'em.
[Lat., Libertas et natale solum.] JONATHAN SWIFT Where Young must torture his invention
To flatter knaves, or lose his pension. JONATHAN SWIFT 'Tis an old maxim in the schools,
That flattery's the food of fools;
Yet now and then your men... JONATHAN SWIFT Flattery is the worst and falsest way of showing our esteem JONATHAN SWIFT May you live all the days of your life. JONATHAN SWIFT It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into. JONATHAN SWIFT It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have... JONATHAN SWIFT I row after health like a waterman... JONATHAN SWIFT He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. JONATHAN SWIFT A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. JONATHAN SWIFT Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride. JONATHAN SWIFT Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very useful and profound is couched ... JONATHAN SWIFT One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonab... JONATHAN SWIFT Whoever wishes to win in this game must have patience and money, since the values are so little cons... JONATHAN SWIFT A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, which is but saying... that he i... JONATHAN SWIFT The tucked-up sempstress walks hasty strides,
While streams run down her oil'd umbrella's sides. JONATHAN SWIFT I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to... JONATHAN SWIFT I'm as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth JONATHAN SWIFT For the rest, whatever we have got has been by infinite labor, and search, and ranging through every... JONATHAN SWIFT Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed. JONATHAN SWIFT I cannot but conclude that the Bulk of your Natives, to be the most pernicious Race of little odious... JONATHAN SWIFT Every dog must have his day. JONATHAN SWIFT One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonab... JONATHAN SWIFT Old men and comets have been reverenced for the same reason: their long beards, and pretenses to for... JONATHAN SWIFT Laws are best explained, interpreted and applied by those whose interest and abilities lie in perver... JONATHAN SWIFT Proper words in proper places make the true definition of style. JONATHAN SWIFT A wise man is never less alone than when he is alone JONATHAN SWIFT War is the child of Pride, and Pride the daughter of Riches. JONATHAN SWIFT I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed JONATHAN SWIFT The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman JONATHAN SWIFT Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corruption. JONATHAN SWIFT The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been... JONATHAN SWIFT A lie is an excuse guarded JONATHAN SWIFT Every man desires to live long, but no man wishes to be old. JONATHAN SWIFT Vision is the art of seeing the invisible. JONATHAN SWIFT When the belly is full, the bones would be at rest JONATHAN SWIFT What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not we are told expressly JONATHAN SWIFT Just get the right syllable in the proper place. JONATHAN SWIFT Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning is nothing but wind. JONATHAN SWIFT Argument is the worst sort of conversation. JONATHAN SWIFT Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudices, eradicate virtue, honesty, and religion JONATHAN SWIFT Punning is an art of harmonious jingling upon words, which, passing in at the ears, excites a titill... JONATHAN SWIFT All fits of pleasure are balanced by an equal degree of pain or languor; it is like spending this ye... JONATHAN SWIFT In all distresses of our friends We first consult our private ends JONATHAN SWIFT It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which the owner knows not. JONATHAN SWIFT Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for the time, leave us th... JONATHAN SWIFT Gulliver describes a royal personage inspiring awe among the tiny Lilliputians because he was taller... JONATHAN SWIFT The greatest inventions were produced in the times of ignorance, as the use of the compass, gunpowde... JONATHAN SWIFT