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I'm as obsessive with health as I was with destruction.
DAVE NAVARRO What we are communicates far more eloquently than anything we say or do. There are people we trust b...
STEPHEN R. COVEY When I'm working, I'm insufferable because I get stuck with myself, and suddenly I become ob...
ALEJANDRO GONZALEZ INARRITU This is too much reality for a Friday.
AS GOOD AS IT GETS As a child, I was an obsessive reader, as was everybody in my family all winter long with my father....
JIM HARRISON I'm very careful with money - both my parents were very sensible with it and I grew up to become...
MURRAY WALKER Sometimes we meet people and are so symbiotic with them, it’s as if we are one person, with one mi...
GAYLE FORMAN I'm an obsessive person. I like intensity.
MANDY PATINKIN Oh how I wish I could be as obsessive as Carrie from 'Homeland' when I'm writing a book!...
EDAN LEPUCKI As far I'm working on The life Of one Kid 7... continue!
DEYTH BANGER When I'm on with my putting, I'm as good a putter as there is, probably.
MIKE WEIR I'm not as thrilled with myself as I used to be.
OLIVER REED As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can.
VINCE MCMAHON I'm not good with sci-fi stuff. I'll be in it, as long as I can see what I'm dealing wit...
CHELAN SIMMONS I'm a hygiene freak. I'm like obsessive-compulsive when it comes to washing your hands.
KELLY CLARKSON As long as I'm not selling out the people that ride or die with me, I'm glad I'm not an ...
YOUNG JEEZY I feel like I'm 18, with the maturity level of like a 14-year-old. I'm still the same goofba...
DUFF GOLDMAN I'd be happy to live till 80 as long as I was comfortable and in good health. Mind you, ask me a...
BONNIE TYLER I am not a lobbyist. I am not a political activist. I am not a leader, as far as I'm concerned.
JOSE ANTONIO VARGAS I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
DAVID DOBKIN I'm a Luddite with computers, and I'm slightly worried about being hacked as well.
JO BRAND I am, as are most writers, just hugely obsessive, and so are many of my closest friends, who tend to...
ANDREA BARRETT I'm not on a mission. I'm not a paragon of health for anybody. I'm not going to run a ma...
DUFF GOLDMAN Lord take me as I am just the way I am. Set my soul ablaze, never quench the flame
VENES I'm really close with Dave Coulier and his wife Melissa. My family and I go over there for barbe...
JODIE SWEETIN I'm very, very focused on my children. In fact, I'm very religious about having breakfast wi...
ZHANG XIN I go out with my friends as often as I can on the weekends, and I'm always drawn to girls with r...
DAVID GALLAGHER I love a lot of things, and I'm pretty much obsessive about most things I do, whether it be gard...
GATES MCFADDEN I'm happy with the Byrds as a good memory.
ROGER MCGUINN I'm just going to go with it for as long as it lasts.
KARRIE WEBB I always said I'm not disappointed with Obama because I voted for him because he was black, and ...
LARRY WILMORE I could pretty much live anywhere in the world as long as I'm with my family.
ELOISE WELLINGS Death is not scary enough and not so sweet life of the human foot leaves gentility.
IMAM ALI (AS) I am just as ordinary as anyone else, and I also have my problems, but I also am responsible for my ...
LARA GIDDINGS Personally I'm obsessive-compulsive about the placement and cleanliness of my things.
CHACE CRAWFORD I just like being as romantic as possible. I thrive off unrequited love. I've been in love in on...
TOBIAS JESSO, JR. I'm obsessive. I want to know the answer to how good I am. Most people aren't.
DALEY THOMPSON I'm a family guy. I want to be home with my family, want to spend as much time with my family as...
DONALD DRIVER Honestly, with me, as long as I have a park to play basketball in, I'm pretty cool.
MANNY MONTANA I would like to be as fit as I've always been. I've been blessed with good health, I've ...
DEREK JACOBI I've got one of the best health care teams out there as far as diabetes management.
CHARLIE KIMBALL I'm not as far along as Jack Nicklaus was at this age, but I'm trying.
TIGER WOODS I'm universal. As much as I can get out a 'Firework' with Katy, I can get a 'Lil Fre...
ESTER DEAN As an improviser I'm now pretty comfortable with trios, so I'm thinking of working up to qua...
FRED FRITH I'm not afraid, as a writer, of being emotional. I'm obsessed with human emotion, body parts...
ELLIE GOULDING As far as match-ups are concerned, I feel pretty good about matching up with anybody. I'm sort o...
ROMAN REIGNS I'm obsessed with Kate Middleton. Obsessed. I loved the Royal Wedding. I was so cynical going in...
ANNE HATHAWAY I'm just trying to approach what I make with as much respect and research as I can, and just mak...
GARTH DAVIS Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love talked trash about the fact that I hooped. I once stopped to say '...
JEFF AMENT The only animals I'm not comfortable with are parrots, but I'm learning as I go. I'm get...
STEVE IRWIN I'm not into animal rights. I'm only into animal welfare and health. I've been with the ...
BETTY WHITE I'm not considered as illegitimate as I once was. Because in a sense, I'm like lip cancer - ...
THOMAS MCGUANE The players fire the coach, and as long as I'm on the same wavelength with them, I can coach as ...
WOODY HAYES I'm more into beats than rhymes. I'm a huge fan of anything touched by the Neptunes. Dancing...
DAVID GALLAGHER I mention I'm going home, and I'm a star immediately! This used to happen with my boyfriends...
ELAINE STRITCH I'm not quite as buoyant as I was in my youth.
MALCOLM MCDOWELL I'm 68 years old, and I'm as much a criminal now as I was at the age of 22. And, I'm eve...
FELICE PICANO As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I...
DEAN NORRIS I'm not as well read as I was when I was younger - I just devoured books.
PETE WENTZ I've come to terms with the fact that I'm not convincing as an American.
DAVID ANDERS I'm blessed to be working with wizards like Vishal Bhardwaj as well as many young composers.
SUKHWINDER SINGH Anyone I'm with has to love my son just as much as they love me, if not more, because I don'...
BLAC CHYNA My alignment is with what I perceive as just and fair. If it's with the Muslims, then I'm wi...
HAMZA YUSUF I'm going to do as much as I can with this life, and then I'm going to make sure to take som...
JILL SCOTT Draw me close to you, teach me to be like you. When people look at me I want them to see you
VENES I'm a firm believer in God himself, but that's as far as I can go. I'm not any denominat...
RAY CHARLES I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or a...
SEANN WILLIAM SCOTT I'm a huge Robert Altman fan and don't take issue with his filmmaking, as eccentric as it is...
J. D. SOUTHER I love the '60s - that's my comfort zone as far as dressing goes.
OPHELIA LOVIBOND I think I have been very lucky as far as my acting career goes.
NATASHA HENSTRIDGE Our job as writers, as far as I can tell, is to attempt to express what seems inexpressible.
NICK FLYNN As far as accessories are concerned, I think it is always best to be as minimalist as possible.
ALICE TEMPERLEY I've made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn't matter what it is as long as I...
DAN CASTELLANETA I'm pretty obsessed with 'The Real Housewives of New Jersey.' I usually watch it on the ...
KAREN FAIRCHILD I'm not trying to be the next Dave Grohl or Phil Collins.
TAYLOR HAWKINS Temporary is all you're going to get with any kind of health care, except the health care I'...
PHIL ROBERTSON I was a bit overweight as a teenager, which may be why I'm more comfortable playing with clothes...
ORLA BRADY I'm not romantic; I'm very practical. There are lots of fish in the sea; so whoever gets str...
TWINKLE KHANNA I pay attention to my diet to be a healthier gymnast, but I'm not obsessive over it.
SHAWN JOHNSON I've figured out what to do with my hands... onstage. I'm a percussion player, so I grab a t...
TAYLOR HANSON My hands. I'm constantly working on my hands. I'm constantly working on my ground game and c...
BROCK LESNAR I can tell you who I'd like to work with as far as rock legends. Definitely Dave Grohl from the ...
B.O.B Dancing is kind of my thing. I go out with my friends as often as I can on the weekends, and I'm...
DAVID GALLAGHER I am not the Conservative Party's health care spokesman. I'm fond of Andrew Lansley, and I s...
DANIEL HANNAN And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ...
CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS I'm happy to be with this organization, and I hope to retire as a Yankee.
CC SABATHIA I tell you, I feel like a real novice as far as horror goes.
LAWRENCE KASDAN One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, ...
JUNE CARTER CASH As soon as street art got popular, I was just like, 'I'm out of here.'
BARRY MCGEE I was diagnosed with attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADD/ADHD) and obsessive-compulsive di...
HOWIE MANDEL My first job was as a programmer. So I feel like I'm familiar with the information technology se...
GENE LUEN YANG If God wants to take my left arm, that's OK, as long as I can walk and play with my kids. I'...
MANUTE BOL I'm not concerned about weapons of mass destruction.
DOUGLAS FEITH My breakup with AT&T is final, and I'm done with Skype as the rebound guy.
ELAYNE BOOSLER There's nothing like working with your mates - it's the way it should be, as far as I'm ...
HEATH LEDGER I love working with people who are inspired and obsessive.
NICOLE KIDMAN I have the most dreadfully appalling eyesight. I'm really shortsighted and have been since I was...
SARAH ALEXANDER Dave was a great teammate. He was probably the most skilled player on the team. Whenever I scored a ...
PAUL WILLIAMSON I'm convinced that we can shape a different future for this country as it relates to mental heal...
DAVID SATCHER I'm an obsessive. When I get a problem, a question in my mind, it can take me over.
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DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
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