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It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside.


Garry Shandling

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When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.
CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS You are so lucky that your hair is still on your head.
ASHLEE SIMPSON So you say, with your shiny hair and pouty lips - and those breasts - just wait till you start dropp...
STEVEN ERIKSON Come here till I comb your hair, said Grandma. Look at that mop, it won't lie down. You didn't get t...
FRANK MCCOURT its not whats in the outside that Matters its whats in the inside that Counts.
NADIRA AHMED Did you tell that prospect over there that ‘not a hair’ on my head was to be touched?” “I th...
LAUREN GILLEY You need to let your hair produce its own oils and be healthy.
CAMILA ALVES But there shall not an hair of your head perish.
BIBLE When you shampoo your hair, you're trying to get the oil out of your roots, but you really want ...
BLAKE LIVELY My skin is kind of sort of brownish pinkish yellowish white. My eyes are greyish blueish green, but ...
SHEL SILVERSTEIN No one likes it, apart from blind people, and I'm sure even they can sense it's profound ugliness as...
RICHARD CURTIS What can I say about a world without Garry Shandling? This is where I need Garry. He would have some...
JEFFREY TAMBOR He knows every hair on your head, and he sees every tear you shed.
CRAIG GROESCHEL Garry Shandling always said to me,“Don’t get mad, get funny.” It changed my life.
RIP TORN Except that today, oblivious to everyone, there is a hair standing tall inside his shorts: a single ...
MOHIT PARIKH It's not necessarily damaged, but when you highlight your hair it becomes more porous. The dark colo...
ELIZABETH LEWIS The first time I met Garry Shandling was my audition for 'The Larry Sanders Show,' with Garr...
JEFFREY TAMBOR The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they st...
HAIR Because my hair is curly, I used to do all the straighteners, the Japanese this and the Brazilian th...
CAMILA ALVES Within the midnight of her hair, Half-hidden in its deepest deeps.
BARRY CORNWALL Within the midnight of her hair, Half-hidden in its deepest deeps.
BARRY CORNWALL (PSEUDONYM OF BRYAN WALLER PROCTER) Oh all the balding men of the world! Neither, split your hair nor let your hair down instead, get up...
DR HITESH C SHETH I think that if you have a horse, pegasus, qilin, or unicorn, you should sit on it! You should strok...
C. JOYBELL C. Some days you live in pajamas, and your hair kind-of has that Albert Einstein look.
A.D. POSEY You can't keep the birds of sadness from flying over your head, but you can keep them from nesting i...
SHARON CREECH I've had long hair, I've had short hair, and I've had in between hair... and its all goo...
MORENA BACCARIN A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.
IRISH PROVERB Wherever it came from, the musical came with its hair mussed and with an innocent, indolent, irrever...
WALTER KERR This head has risen above its hair in a moment of abandon known only to men who have drawn their fee...
DJUNA BARNES You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from bui...
CHINESE PROVERB You cannot prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from bui...
CHINESE PROVERBS You cannot prevent the birds of sadness from passing over your head, but you can prevent them from m...
CONFUCIUS You cannot prevent the birds of sadness from passing over your head, but you can prevent their makin...
CHINESE PROVERBS Virtue will cut your head off, vice will only cut your hair.
HONORé DE BALZAC My real hair color is kind of a dark blonde. Now I just have mood hair.
JULIA ROBERTS There will be those who love you for your hair and those who love the beauty of your mind and those ...
GOITSEMANG MVULA The forties are the time when you begin to take notice of certain aches and pains. Your body and bra...
HAMPTON SIDES It's being analyzed and evaluated as for its contents, its potency, and [for] any fingerprints, any ...
TOMMY THOMPSON Shaving your head is acceptable. It's when you start wearing toupees and brushing your hair over...
MOBY There speaks the passion and the rebellion that go with red hair. My second wife had red hair. She w...
AGATHA CHRISTIE That the birds of worry and care fly over you head, this you cannot change, but that they build nest...
ANONYMOUS Its the name on the front of the jersey that matters most, not the one on the back.
JOE PATERNO Use your head and your heart, its not everything but its a start.
SOURCE UNKNOWN Were you able to take a head hair sample?
DAVE HARRIS I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
KINKY FRIEDMAN They have red hair. And same kind of nose.
MARKKU JAASKELAINEN Everyone should have hair. When you get dressed up, you must do that last whip of hair spray, or lif...
CHARLES NELSON REILLY I was always told from the hat-makers that you should have your hair up because it shows the hat mor...
ZARA PHILLIPS “Your black hair feeds your Gray hair.”
KEGGAH CORNER You cannot keep birds from flying over your head
but you can keep them from building a nest in ...
MARTIN LUTHER Warner. A white bird with streaks of gold like a crown atop its head. A fair - skinned boy with gold...
TAHEREH MAFI It's a myth that you have to wash your hair all the time.
CAMILA ALVES …the amount of maintenance involving hair is genuinely overwhelming. Sometimes I think that not ha...
NORA EPHRON I don't believe being gay is something you can change, no more than you can change the color of ...
PATRICIA POLACCO Who's gonna do your hair, who's gonna do your make-up, the jewelry, the bag, what kind of stockings?
JOAN ALLEN How could he not? ... Look at his head: He's got all that hair sticking out. My dad realized he had ...
DEAN YOUNG I'm not someone who's generally kept the same hair color. I like to be able to change it. You know, ...
BRITTANY MURPHY This is a wonderful time for your hair. Because of all those hormones, your hair will be thicker and...
JAMES MOONEY My hair is naturally straight, and I maintain its texture. My weekly indulgence is an egg-white and ...
YAMI GAUTAM Youth is not restored by the dyeing of your hair.
ABU BAKR I was getting a little bored with my hair. It's kind of a symbolic thing, just getting rid of th...
PAMELA ANDERSON Like when I had long hair, you kind of got male attention from everything. But when you had short ha...
ASHLEY SCOTT To wash your hair, apply your makeup and put on clothes that are well-scented with incense. Even if ...
SEI SHōNAGON My hair is very limp. I have to put stuff in it so it's not as flat on my head.
ADAM SCOTT My hairstylist taught me a trick for my hair. You section off your hair and put them up in these cra...
SARA BAREILLES There was warmth in his large piercing brown eyes. The kind of warmth that tucks a child into bed. T...
MALAK EL HALABI The hair is real; it's the head that's fake
STEVE ALLEN Take delight on a woman’s pubic hair for its a signature of maturity and a secretive covenant . . ...
JOHN SHELTON JONES Mikhail stretched out on the bed, his head in her lap. “You are going to turn my well-ordered worl...
CHRISTINE FEEHAN Gel doesn't work in my hair because it has a life of its own.
TROY GARITY If each hair on our head is accounted for; then wouldn't even the smallest of prayers matter?
ALLENE VAN OIRSCHOT So he has no head'
'Thats usually what headless means'
'No head at all?'
'Your really...
DEREK LANDY If a person is wiping the mirror with a white cloth while you are seeing your reflection in the mirr...
APURVA GAGLANI How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your parents.
EDWARD R. NIDA May the hair on your toes never fall out!
J.R.R. TOLKIEN Pull the hair on my head the wrong way, and I would be on my knees begging for mercy. I have very se...
BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH So long as you write what you wish to write, that is all that matters; and whether it matters for ag...
VIRGINIA WOOLF If wearing a weave is what makes you feel beautiful, if wearing a wig, if wearing your hair pink, bl...
TRACEE ELLIS ROSS I'm a coward when it comes to matters of the heart. That is my fatal flaw.
HARUKI MURAKAMI Clothing and makeup and hair and all of that so much indicates the kind of person you are inside and...
TATIANA MASLANY Her other mother smiled brightly and the hair on her head drifted like plants under the sea.
NEIL GAIMAN I hog the covers, and my second toe is longer than my big one. My hair has its own zip code...You do...
JODI PICOULT You must understand the texture of your hair before you choose a style.
JACLYN SMITH A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
OLIVER HERFORD The first important movie that I did, I shaved my head for the movie. When the hair grew back, I had...
VINCENT CASSEL If you hear Anarchy in the UK today your hair stands on end. It gives you the shivers.
VIVIENNE WESTWOOD A moustache is actually the one thing I really can grow. One of the bad parts about my facial hair s...
KEVIN BACON It is not the size of the candle that matters, but the size of its light.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Train yourself to take 5 seconds decision on mundane and minor matters like what to eat for breakfas...
SUNDAY ADELAJA It's a long flight for both teams. This team is not going to hang its head. We're going to come back...
STEVE FINLEY The human body essentially recreates itself every six months. Nearly every cell of hair and skin and...
DONALD MILLER Do people your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their...
JUSTIN HALPERN With short hair you have to get a haircut every two or three weeks. And if you're coloring your ...
JAMIE LEE CURTIS Howbeit the hair of his head began to grow again after he was shaven.
BIBLE Death metal uses a lot of white face paint and black hair dye to make its point. I quite enjoy this ...
HENRY ROLLINS This is my natural hair color. I'm usually blonder but not that blond. That was a wig actually becau...
SOFIA VERGARA Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamon...
LARRY DAVID You know, I just tend to grow my beard out for 'Parks and Rec.' As an actor it's always ...
CHRIS PRATT The platitude turned on its head is still a platitude
NORMAN MAILER And beauty, for confiding youth, Those shocks of passion can prepare That kill the bloom befor...
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GARRY MARSHALL In both cases, he did it with very strong bipartisan backing. But they wrongly and foolishly extrapo...
GARRY SOUTH I'm ashamed by what I did at the end of this match, ... But so be it.
GARRY KASPAROV I'm just going to have to turn it up a notch, and get out, knock on doors and tell my story. My stor...
GARRY THOMAS Comic-strip artists generally have very modest ambitions. Day to day, we labor to fit together all t...
GARRY TRUDEAU Anne Hathaway is a klutz,
GARRY MARSHALL That's why Arnold has loaded up his campaign with a bunch of Bush-Cheney operatives. They really und...
GARRY SOUTH The phrase "it's better to be lucky than good" must be one of the most ridiculous homilies ever utte...
GARRY KASPAROV He wasn't going after just one person because he was letting off all these rounds. Everybody was coo...
GARRY WILL The Paper Sculpture Show
GARRY WINOGRAND Laverne and Shirley.
GARRY MARSHALL You don’t have to believe in karma, (I didn’t). But you can bet your ass that karma will have be...
GARRY CRYSTAL The only successor to President Putin is President Putin himself and we could of course dream about ...
GARRY KASPAROV Project Grand Slam.
GARRY MARSHALL When you're young, with less on the line, it's easier to be audacious, to experiment. So I i...
GARRY TRUDEAU Putin can't afford to leave the office because he will be in real danger of being prosecuted for...
GARRY KASPAROV Rare is the person who has it all, and enjoys it all. It is only when the 'All' is in peril do we en...
GARRY FITCHETT It's so needed to bring God into politics.
BRIAN GARRY They don't feel any obligation to the world, but that's not what the Bible and Jesus say.
BRIAN GARRY Delaying and withholding tactics, red herrings, partial and doubtful outcomes are stock in trade for...
GARRY DISHER We've had a teen card system here for 10 or 15 years. In the last week we've issued eight of them. W...
GARRY SMITH The advantage of a permanent emergency for the executive is that even trivial things can routinely b...
GARRY WILLS There's always been some concern that adult subject matter should be quarantined from a page tha...
GARRY TRUDEAU One of the strengths, and weaknesses, of liberal democratic societies is giving the benefit of the d...
GARRY KASPAROV We probably shouldn't mention the time we brought it in the house and put it in the great room when ...
DAN GARRY The human mind isn’t a computer; it cannot progress in an orderly fashion down a list of candidate...
GARRY KASPAROV