Joe Rogan
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES If one hundred years from now history says, when America went over there and changed the world for I... BRUCE CUTSHALL The depth of management that Riverside had is why they've been so successful and one of the premiere... DON HOWARD We are very overwhelmed. This has been one of the most successful turnouts I've seen in a long time,... DAWN RUTH VAL KILMER VIRGINIA WOOLF Finalement, ce n'est peut-être pas la corruption ni l'avidité qui rend lâche. Peut-être n'est-ce... ANN BRASHARES ALDOUS HUXLEY DEYTH BANGER She left a big huge void in the community, so I'm concerned that there won't end up being the huge d... CHERYL MAGNUSSEN CALVIN JOHNSON Carlos, on paper, and Carlos, the guy who was in jail, is known to be a cultivated guy, the guy who ... EDGAR RAMIREZ Shes become the heart and soul of the team. Shes the true center half weve been missing the five yea... EVA LANG The Mob essentially created the term 'stand-up comic'—according to eighty-six-year-old comedian Di... KLIPH NESTEROFF I've been trying to get into comedy for years. I had a meeting with one of the networks a couple... NATALIE ZEA DUANE G. CAREY MICHAEL GURIAN BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA There'll be a whole lot of things you ain't gonna want to do, but you'll have to do in this life jus... MILDRED D. TAYLOR This has been going on for years and years and years, but it's over now. We see this as a huge victo... CAROL DOVER No one has told me I'm suspended. I'm sitting and waiting like everyone else. I haven't had a proble... ERIC MOULDS We had gunfire up and down here. We had looters over here. We drove in with a bus. We had people jum... KEVIN REGAN I'm a huge fan of 'Community'; it's, I think, one of the most brilliant comedy on te... EMMA CAULFIELD DAVID DUCHOVNY Despite all the good intentions of Electric Boat, they would have been looking at different options ... TONY SHERIDAN REGIS PHILBIN You ask how this happened. If I stood here and poked you, over and over, for six years, would you pu... BRUCE REYNOLDS ALLY CARTER A woman, generally speaking, likes to hear the dirty jokes and loves to listen to plenty of talks ag... ANUJ SOMANY Every time hes supposed to be here, hes showed up, BRENDA JONES JOSH BILLINGS [When the Lewis Co. bought the land it knew it was zoned agricultural and was limited to one home fo... DAVID HOLTZ Hes the smartest dog Ive ever had, PETER GOULD J.D. SALINGER J.D. SALINGER J.D. SALINGER J.D. SALINGER J.D. SALINGER One outing his velocity will be up and he'll struggle with control and his changeup, but last outing... JACKIE MOORE One outing his velocity will be up and he'll struggle with control and his changeup, but last outing... JACKIE MOORE There's a huge market for copper, aluminum. There's a market in the foreign countries for that, so t... BETTY SCHWAB Rocky and Adrian. Ginger and Fred. Dillon and Cadence. MELYSSA WINCHESTER BRANDON SANDERSON ADAM DEVINE The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season AND CITY Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in... AND CITY Desperate Housewives. AND CITY I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it. AND CITY A stud is born! [Stanford] AND CITY Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-... AND CITY It's such a tribute to my show. My show is so good. I feel so blessed to play such a strong characte... AND CITY You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suctio... AND CITY I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samanth... AND CITY Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely ... AND CITY Honey, I've decided we're going to Louisiana. JILL AND We'll have to find new accommodation tonight, JILL AND None of these places, of course, are charging any rent, JILL AND SHOLEM ASCH ANNE FRANK I don't think so, therefore I'm probably not. ALAN SMITHEE SPANISH PROVERB SPANISH PROVERB BRIAN TRACY LES BROWN POLISH PROVERB POLISH PROVERB CONFUCIOUS No man ever repented on his deathbed of being a Christian. HANNAH MOORE A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one's life is cold and
bare he can blame none ... LOUIS L'AMOUR To get profit without risk, experience without danger, and reward without work is as impossible as i... A.P. GOUTHEY Have less. Do less. Be more. ABOODI SHABY Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important th... AMBROSE REDMOON GOLDA MEIR ARAB PROVERB ARAB PROVERB GOETHE GOETHE GOETHE GOETHE GOETHE GOETHE FRENCH PROVERB FRENCH PROVERB JOHN WESLEY SAADI CHARLES SWINDOLL ROBERT FULGHUM AFRICAN PROVERB AFRICAN PROVERB AFRICAN PROVERB IRISH PROVERB IRISH PROVERB PETER MARSHALL GANDHI WILLIAM BOOTH ALBERT EINSTEIN ALBERT EINSTEIN UNKNOWN GERMAN PROVERB A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. LATIN PROVERB
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Well I sure had been looking for a comedy for years without success. Partly because the town is just... 
She was thinking how all those paths and the lawn, thick and knotted with the lives they had lived t... 
Jeżeli chce się żyć każdą nadarzającą się chwilą, trzeba umierać dla każdej innej chwili... 
Here is one fact 1 minute to finish the class, 1 day to die, one day behind that fact, one day in th... 
I like to dress up every now and then. 
One of the jokes on our flight is that, if we have a normal entry day going, the plan is for me... t... 
As our lives speed up more and more, so do our children's. We forget and thus they forget that there... 
The greatest thieves are not caught. Not because it’s not known that they are thieves but because ... 
He wanted to argue like this forever. This was better than nothing. There was no exhausting his ange... 
I would do the morning show and then just walk over to the network side of the building here at ABC ... 
Because death is the only thing that could have ever kept him from you. 
Ive never known a person to live to one hundred and be remarkable for anything else. 
She wrote to him fairly regularly, from a paradise of triple exclamation points and inaccurate obser... 
Father said I have no sense of humor at all. He said I was unequipped to meet life because I have no... 
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Is human nature to believe that other places and other times are better than the here and now. 
I always wanted to be a comedic actor - that's what I wanted from the job - to do comedy and to ... 
To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are. 
I don't think of all the misery, but of all the beauty that still remains. 
Every person is a fool in somebody's opinion. 
Eighty percent of life's satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships. 
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you will land among the stars. 
If the wind stops, row! 
Never overlook wallflower at dance; may be dandelion in grass. 
Not being beautiful was the true blessing. Not being beautiful forced me to develop my inner resour... 
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him.
He who knows not and knows tha... 
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Behaviour is a mirror in which everyone shows his image. 
Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least. 
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There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience. 
We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. 
I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. 
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Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. 
When an old man dies, a library burns down. 
A calm sea does not make a skilled sailor. 
May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you are dead. 
Wisdom is a comb given to a man once he is bald. 
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A poor person isn't he who has little, but he who needs a lot. 
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Publicity is like poison; it doesn't hurt unless you swallow it. 
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If I keep God first in my life, if I keep my family and friends as second, and then I keep my occupa... 
Sometimes, if you wear suits for too long, it changes your ideology. 
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I'd much rather hang out in a cafe. That's where things are really happening. 
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Don't be too busy earning a living to make any money. 
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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. 
Of course you know, this means war. 
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It takes time to save time. 
Thorough preparation makes its own luck. 
What I do is prepare myself until I know I can do what I have to do. 
I can't complain, but sometimes I still do. 
Any manager who can't get along with a .400 hitter is crazy. 
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If you keep thinking about what you want to do or what you hope will happen, you don't do it, and it... 
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Confidence is a very fragile thing. 
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Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. 
When you win, nothing hurts. 
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. 
I honestly believed I would make it. I had the desire. A lot of people have the ability, but they do... 
Study the best and highest things that are; but of yourself humble thoughts retain. 
Our value is the sum of our values. 
Self-respect permeates every aspect of your life. 
People who enjoy what they are doing invariably do it well. 
The first task of a leader is to keep hope alive. 
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Every man's got to figure to get beat sometime. 
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In sports... you play from the time you're eight years old, and then you're done forever. 
A committee of one gets things done. 
I don't remember, I didn't do it. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it 
The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. 
It always takes awfully long time to understand unbelievably simple things. 
I know firsthand how agonizing waiting can be. 
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