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Sometimes, what appears to the naked eye as a wide open jump shot is rushed, it's got a hand in your face a little bit more than normal.


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FRAN DRESCHER If we don't empower ourselves with knowledge, then we're gonna be led down a garden path.
FRAN DRESCHER Since my illness, I've felt the presence of my angels.
FRAN DRESCHER Ginger is delicate and fragile, and Ginger is looking for her partner. So it fit.
FRAN WALLIS I've told the team very explicitly: We're approaching this game like any other. Our approach is the ...
FRAN MCCAFFERY I open the refrigerator. I decide against the half a lemon and jar of Gulden’s mustard and on the ...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Sarcasm: what they have in New York instead of jacuzzis.
FRAN LEBOWITZ I must take issue with the term “a mere child,” for it has been my invariable experience that th...
FRAN LEBOWITZ I love sleep because it is both pleasant and safe to use. Pleasant because one is in the best possib...
FRAN LEBOWITZ All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable. T...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Think before you speak, read before you think.
FRAN LEBOWITZ If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweate...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irr...
FRAN LEBOWITZ People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have tho...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.
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