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FRAN LEBOWITZ All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable. T...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Think before you speak, read before you think.
FRAN LEBOWITZ If people don't want to listen to you, what makes you think they want to hear from your sweate...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irr...
FRAN LEBOWITZ People have been cooking and eating for thousands of years, so if you are the very first to have tho...
FRAN LEBOWITZ Perhaps the least cheering statement ever made on the subject of art is that life imitates it.
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