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The moment I started reading, I was no longer in my bedroom, no longer sad, no longer even myself.


Katrina Leno

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JAY LENO Twenty-one years ago today Saddam Hussein was first elected president of Iraq and he has been re-ele...
JAY LENO Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said on Larry King, 'I wish I had bo...
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JAY LENO Why do elephants go swimming? To get their trunks wet.
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