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STEVEN SCHIER I think it's a rip-off.
GEORGE SMITH Rip your top off!
DANIEL DESANTO What occurred in the desert was a rip-off of the drugs wherein the victim was shot.
DEPUTY DAWN BARKMAN It just got twisted up and the Velcro came loose. So the whole mask came off.
CODY ZIMMERMAN![]()
Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls.
KATIE MCGARRY Tim yelled something and just took off.
MIKE SHERIDAN So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flex...
TIM VINE So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.
TIM VINE Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwar...
TIM VINE Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.
TIM VINE I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.
TIM VINE So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said ...
TIM VINE As you get older you're told to be sensible, but it's important for writing if you're a ...
TIM VINE Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so ...
TIM VINE So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said ...
TIM VINE Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all...
TIM VINE I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
TIM VINE I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about th...
TIM VINE I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.
TIM VINE People think that because of my act that I must have a really busy mind and I must be driven. I real...
TIM VINE You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.
TIM VINE So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a vo...
TIM VINE You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the wind...
TIM VINE So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends...
TIM VINE So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps i...
TIM VINE So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said "How flexible are you?"...
TIM VINE I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I...
TIM VINE If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doe...
TIM VINE If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.
TIM VINE For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life.
TIM VINE So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?&#...
TIM VINE So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I&...
TIM VINE People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff ...
TIM VINE You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the wind...
TIM VINE One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you'll see a dad there...
TIM VINE Black beauty - he's a dark horse.
TIM VINE You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoo...
TIM VINE I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
TIM VINE I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.
TIM VINE Or Rip comes off and finds Chauncey Billups right here.
ALVIN GENTRY![]()
Libraries are the one American institution you shouldn't rip off.
BARBARA KINGSOLVER![]()
You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back wha...
BILLY MAYS Desperate' and 'Lost' are not shows that you can rip off.
STEPHEN MCPHERSON You're allowed to rip-off another score so close that it's ridiculous. In my opinion it'...
DANNY ELFMAN![]()
So we're better off to have damaged green vines than we would be to have a dead frozen vine.
TOMMY LEE![]()
Libraries are the one American institution you shouldn't rip off.
BARBARA KINGSOLVER![]()
Swiss Cheese is a rip-off! It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss!
MITCH HEDBERG![]()
I just don't like mutual funds. I think they're a rip-off.
ROBERT KIYOSAKI He knows I rip him off every day. He's the godfather for me. Nobody can say they aren't influenced b...
BRIAN MCKNIGHT![]()
What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off yo...
MICHELLE HODKIN It's nice she's trying to put lipstick on a pig. It's still the same thing. It's still a rip-off.
BARBARA MESKUNAS![]()
a commercial rip-off, to tell the truth, a chance to sell my perfume and other things that ladies li...
ELIZABETH TAYLOR![]()
We understand that we're going to get the ball into Tim and play off him.
ALLEN IVERSON NBC was at Sunset and Vine. ABC was across the street on Vine. Mutual was also on Vine. CBS' Columbi...
DAVID SCHWARTZ![]()
The real sin with Social Security is that it's a long-term rip-off and a short-term scam.
TONY SNOW I don't know what we did without Velcro in the American theater. It's a miracle substance! P...
JEFFERSON MAYS I've heard the songs before. This is real music. The music nowadays is often a rip-off from that era...
JUSTIN BEGLE Audiences can be leery of sequels; the studios make a hit, they see dollar signs, and they make a ch...
WILLIAM KATT![]()
Every time the Tories get a bit of power, they rip off all the things I love... The mining industry....
RHYS IFANS![]()
Why?' He asked.
'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe beca...
MICHELLE HODKIN![]()
The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception...
SAM HARRIS You must call up every strength you own
And you can rip off the whole facial mask.
WILLIAM DEWITT SNODGRASS I love every character in the DC universe, except for Rampage. Rampage is a She-Hulk rip-off, and I ...
GEOFF JOHNS Thats the thing about the Internet. You can put a lot of distance between yourself and the person yo...
ELLEN WRIGHT What possible reason could anyone have for trying to cultivate the friendship of a liar and a coward...
BOBBY W. MILLER Just another bull session. Breakfast Club? That's what Tim calls it.
DONALD YOUNG![]()
Nobody wants to see a half-finished Vine.
MAISIE WILLIAMS Making it big in this world is such a rip-off, you gotta keep your head together or it can be totall...
SHELLEY DUVALL Seeing what happens when you rip yourself open is what your job is all about.
ED HARRIS Bob Dylan started out as a folk rip-off but he quickly ran with complex influences and it ended up t...
DANIEL SMITH Dan has really become a great role player. He's doing more things off then bench in less minutes the...
BRIAN PHELAN![]()
...if anything matters then everything matters. Because you are important, everything you do is impo...
WILLIAM PAUL YOUNG There should be some really fast times. There's no wind resistance in the woods, so they really rip ...
DAN SHAFER You and only you can make the decision to rip the chains of your past (your default settings) off yo...
JOHN DI LEMME![]()
I always remember my childhood house with happy memories. There was a beautiful garden, and outside ...
CAROLINA HERRERA Bits and pieces flung into the universe, sticking in the sky like cotton balls on a jet black velcro...
BRADLEY CHICHO Give Tim Grieve credit. He saw a great arm, and he saw what work he needed to do.
CHRIS RUPP![]()
My son is going through a Daddy thing. It's always Dada, Dada, Dada. I'm like, 'What about me? Mama!...
HELENA BONHAM CARTER Never invest in any scheme that is based on a metaphor, or anything with the word, “next”, in it...
CLIFFORD COHEN![]()
Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?"
"If you w...
CASSANDRA CLARE No one else is entitled to these records, the businesses who try to get them are committing a kind o...
MARK SIEGEL![]()
But you don't need anything. You have everything,' I tell him.
Rip looks at me. 'No I don't.' BRET EASTON ELLIS I don't think Travis [Green] ever lets anyone off. In the middle of January he's letting them rip. B...
ANDREW RAYCROFT He'll be trying to rip our face off. All the friendship, all the love will be going out the window f...
JOHN PELPHREY The ball is kind of Velcro-ed to her foot whether she's going 90 mph or 10 mph. The one thing about ...
STEVE SWANSON After the season, when I talked with him, I told him he had to spend the time with Tim [offensive co...
WARREN MOON![]()
Grilled satyr with mango chutney," Polyphemus mused. He looked back at Clarisse, still hanging over ...
RICK RIORDAN![]()
Hee that is in a Taverne thinkes he is in a vine-garden.
GEORGE HERBERT![]()
For my art GCSE, I did a screen print of the Queen's head that was basically an Andy Warhol rip-...
ALEXA CHUNG I think it was a blatant rip-off and they were cashing in on the situation. That's my local station ...
ANDY ROBINSON I started ripping (balls at) her. I told her I was going to rip her head off if she let any balls go...
JAMIE MARTIN He told her he was going to rip her laundry off and do dirty things to her, ... She asked him when h...
FRANK MINUCCI Tim Burton, let's face it: he's into stitches.
KELLY ASBURY I'm an enormous Tim Burton fan.
DAN GILROY![]()
Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all...
MIKE TYSON I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth muc...
BIBLE![]()
I can see him. With vine leaves in his hair.
HENRIK IBSEN Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and...
AUTHOR UNKNOWN![]()
Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are...
DEYTH BANGER
STEVEN SCHIER I think it's a rip-off.
GEORGE SMITH Rip your top off!
DANIEL DESANTO What occurred in the desert was a rip-off of the drugs wherein the victim was shot.
DEPUTY DAWN BARKMAN It just got twisted up and the Velcro came loose. So the whole mask came off.
CODY ZIMMERMAN
Hand off my ass or I'll rip off your balls. KATIE MCGARRY Tim yelled something and just took off.
MIKE SHERIDAN So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flex...
TIM VINE So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.
TIM VINE Now, most dentist's chairs go up and down, don't they? The one I was in went back and forwar...
TIM VINE Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and a couple of seconds.
TIM VINE I love acting, but it's all just a bonus.
TIM VINE So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said ...
TIM VINE As you get older you're told to be sensible, but it's important for writing if you're a ...
TIM VINE Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so ...
TIM VINE So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said ...
TIM VINE Comedy covers such a wide range of different styles that I'm not really qualified to talk on all...
TIM VINE I was reading a book... 'the history of glue' - I couldn't put it down.
TIM VINE I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about th...
TIM VINE I was at sea the other day and loads of meat floated past. It was a bit choppy.
TIM VINE People think that because of my act that I must have a really busy mind and I must be driven. I real...
TIM VINE You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he's a catholic converter.
TIM VINE So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a vo...
TIM VINE You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the wind...
TIM VINE So I rang up my local swimming baths. I said 'Is that the local swimming baths?' He said 'It depends...
TIM VINE So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps i...
TIM VINE So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said "How flexible are you?"...
TIM VINE I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I...
TIM VINE If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doe...
TIM VINE If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac.
TIM VINE For one thing, I don't pun excessively in real life.
TIM VINE So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?&#...
TIM VINE So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I&...
TIM VINE People ask 'do you make a conscious effort not to swear?' - if you're doing silly stuff ...
TIM VINE You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the wind...
TIM VINE One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you'll see a dad there...
TIM VINE Black beauty - he's a dark horse.
TIM VINE You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoo...
TIM VINE I've just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I'll tell you what, never again.
TIM VINE I went out on a date with Simile. I don't know what I metaphor.
TIM VINE Or Rip comes off and finds Chauncey Billups right here.
ALVIN GENTRY
Libraries are the one American institution you shouldn't rip off. BARBARA KINGSOLVER
You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back wha... BILLY MAYS Desperate' and 'Lost' are not shows that you can rip off.
STEPHEN MCPHERSON You're allowed to rip-off another score so close that it's ridiculous. In my opinion it'...
DANNY ELFMAN
So we're better off to have damaged green vines than we would be to have a dead frozen vine. TOMMY LEE
Libraries are the one American institution you shouldn't rip off. BARBARA KINGSOLVER
Swiss Cheese is a rip-off! It's the only cheese I can bite into and miss! MITCH HEDBERG
I just don't like mutual funds. I think they're a rip-off. ROBERT KIYOSAKI He knows I rip him off every day. He's the godfather for me. Nobody can say they aren't influenced b...
BRIAN MCKNIGHT
What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe because of it, I'd like to rip off yo... MICHELLE HODKIN It's nice she's trying to put lipstick on a pig. It's still the same thing. It's still a rip-off.
BARBARA MESKUNAS
a commercial rip-off, to tell the truth, a chance to sell my perfume and other things that ladies li... ELIZABETH TAYLOR
We understand that we're going to get the ball into Tim and play off him. ALLEN IVERSON NBC was at Sunset and Vine. ABC was across the street on Vine. Mutual was also on Vine. CBS' Columbi...
DAVID SCHWARTZ
The real sin with Social Security is that it's a long-term rip-off and a short-term scam. TONY SNOW I don't know what we did without Velcro in the American theater. It's a miracle substance! P...
JEFFERSON MAYS I've heard the songs before. This is real music. The music nowadays is often a rip-off from that era...
JUSTIN BEGLE Audiences can be leery of sequels; the studios make a hit, they see dollar signs, and they make a ch...
WILLIAM KATT
Every time the Tories get a bit of power, they rip off all the things I love... The mining industry.... RHYS IFANS
Why?' He asked.'Why what?' What could I say? Noah, despite you being an asshole, or maybe beca...
MICHELLE HODKIN
The opportunity to decieve others is ever present and often tempting, and each instance of deception... SAM HARRIS You must call up every strength you own
And you can rip off the whole facial mask.
WILLIAM DEWITT SNODGRASS I love every character in the DC universe, except for Rampage. Rampage is a She-Hulk rip-off, and I ...
GEOFF JOHNS Thats the thing about the Internet. You can put a lot of distance between yourself and the person yo...
ELLEN WRIGHT What possible reason could anyone have for trying to cultivate the friendship of a liar and a coward...
BOBBY W. MILLER Just another bull session. Breakfast Club? That's what Tim calls it.
DONALD YOUNG
Nobody wants to see a half-finished Vine. MAISIE WILLIAMS Making it big in this world is such a rip-off, you gotta keep your head together or it can be totall...
SHELLEY DUVALL Seeing what happens when you rip yourself open is what your job is all about.
ED HARRIS Bob Dylan started out as a folk rip-off but he quickly ran with complex influences and it ended up t...
DANIEL SMITH Dan has really become a great role player. He's doing more things off then bench in less minutes the...
BRIAN PHELAN
...if anything matters then everything matters. Because you are important, everything you do is impo... WILLIAM PAUL YOUNG There should be some really fast times. There's no wind resistance in the woods, so they really rip ...
DAN SHAFER You and only you can make the decision to rip the chains of your past (your default settings) off yo...
JOHN DI LEMME
I always remember my childhood house with happy memories. There was a beautiful garden, and outside ... CAROLINA HERRERA Bits and pieces flung into the universe, sticking in the sky like cotton balls on a jet black velcro...
BRADLEY CHICHO Give Tim Grieve credit. He saw a great arm, and he saw what work he needed to do.
CHRIS RUPP
My son is going through a Daddy thing. It's always Dada, Dada, Dada. I'm like, 'What about me? Mama!... HELENA BONHAM CARTER Never invest in any scheme that is based on a metaphor, or anything with the word, “next”, in it...
CLIFFORD COHEN
Is this the part where you start tearing off strips of your shirt to bind my wounds?""If you w...
CASSANDRA CLARE No one else is entitled to these records, the businesses who try to get them are committing a kind o...
MARK SIEGEL
But you don't need anything. You have everything,' I tell him.Rip looks at me. 'No I don't.'
ANDREW RAYCROFT He'll be trying to rip our face off. All the friendship, all the love will be going out the window f...
JOHN PELPHREY The ball is kind of Velcro-ed to her foot whether she's going 90 mph or 10 mph. The one thing about ...
STEVE SWANSON After the season, when I talked with him, I told him he had to spend the time with Tim [offensive co...
WARREN MOON
Grilled satyr with mango chutney," Polyphemus mused. He looked back at Clarisse, still hanging over ... RICK RIORDAN
Hee that is in a Taverne thinkes he is in a vine-garden. GEORGE HERBERT
For my art GCSE, I did a screen print of the Queen's head that was basically an Andy Warhol rip-... ALEXA CHUNG I think it was a blatant rip-off and they were cashing in on the situation. That's my local station ...
ANDY ROBINSON I started ripping (balls at) her. I told her I was going to rip her head off if she let any balls go...
JAMIE MARTIN He told her he was going to rip her laundry off and do dirty things to her, ... She asked him when h...
FRANK MINUCCI Tim Burton, let's face it: he's into stitches.
KELLY ASBURY I'm an enormous Tim Burton fan.
DAN GILROY
Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I would rip her head off. It's all... MIKE TYSON I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth muc...
BIBLE
I can see him. With vine leaves in his hair. HENRIK IBSEN Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and...
AUTHOR UNKNOWN
Save your ass, give my ass.... what a friend you are... DEYTH BANGER
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