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Related Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day. CRAIG GROESCHEL My son got a gift card for Christmas, then he lost it and he just found it yesterday. And now we're ... BRENDA SULLIVAN They come in at ease and turn the guns in, no questions will be asked. Receive the gift card if that... DENISE REED When it comes to teens, we have to work harder. Buying for teens is more difficult because you don't... BUNNY SUMMERLIN The terrifying fear of a crash had triggered the fight-or-flight response in the child, making him b... PAWAN MISHRA Did you see more glass? J.D. SALINGER She was a girl who for a ringing phone dropped exactly nothing. She looked as if her phone had been ... J.D. SALINGER All your friends would appreciate a birthday card from you. Send them a personalized photo card in y... LORRIN L. LEE We do try to accommodate our guests who got a sweater and maybe they want it in a different color or... LENA MICHAUD The Openbucks Gift Card Payment Network taps into a whole new market of consumers that either by cho... JERRY YANG Roses are red, Violettes are bllue, Valentines day is consumerous crap,now don't you have ironi... MOCK OF THE WEEK THE SHOW A woman came in Monday and found items to make a hostess gift and a birthday gift. We saved her a tr... JILL WHITE We should understand that life gives us a gift of 24 hours every day, which cannot be stored nor pre... SUNDAY ADELAJA To be, or not to be, that is the question. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift. ARETHA FRANKLIN If your Birthday is on Christmas day and you're not Jesus, you should start telling people your birt... ELLEN DEGENERES a gift shop or golf shop subordinate to the primary use, i.e., a resort or hotel. DICK JOHNSON I presented a gift card and was (later) informed it had been significantly reduced due to different ... DAVID PARKS We are proud to welcome this landmark hotel -- fully restored and offering the latest in amenities a... JEFF DISKIN Christmas came late for us. As a coach ... we got a gift. JIMMY COLLINS At Nestle Toll House Cafe by Chip, we are excited to offer scrumptiously designed gift cards to our ... CINDY THOMPSON Probably... or maybe... one day! DEYTH BANGER Beer and chocolate are two pleasures that should be enjoyed and savored, ... We knew that we were up... SAMUEL ADAMS Christmas - that magic blanket that wraps itself about us, that something so intangible that it is l... AUGUSTA E. RUNDEL Entrepreneurs don't have weekends or birthdays or holidays. Every day is my weekend, my birthday, my... RICHIE NORTON It can be an adventure. Last year, when we were up there, we got back to the hotel and it was around... JEFF DEHAVEN To be or not to be. That's not really a question. JEAN-LUC GODARD If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste... GARY F EVANS... I was trained by Method acting teachers and we were taught that aside from whatever gift you may or ... ELLEN BARKIN States and consumer advocates think that gift card fees, such as deductions every month if you don't... ED MIERZWINSKI Now a days, we don’t say SUNDAY, MONDAY or any week day but this or that day and celebrate it. ANUJ SOMANY We will go to colleges, card and gift shops and every corner of Delhi to protest it in any form. We ... JAI BHAGWAN GOYAL We need to teach the next generation of children from day one that they are responsible for their li... ELISABETH KUBLER-ROSS It ends or it doesn't. That’s what you say. That’s how you get through it. The tu... CAITLYN SIEHL Customer data may have been compromised as a third-party unrelated to Bank of America. As standard p... BETTY RIESS Do I have the courage of being a ruthless man to myself with the complete knowledge on my manner or ... FEREIDOON YAZDI Many of our guests have expressed a need for more time to decided if their purchases are right for t... FRANK GUZZETTA Stripe makes it easy for anyone, be it an individual or a small business or a large business, to acc... PATRICK COLLISON We need to teach the next generation of children from day one that they are responsible for their li... ELISABETH KUBLER-ROSS A new day simply means all our errors of the previous day has been forgiven us,we can now re-begin a... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) We should have the right to have someone leave when we want, to only allow those in who we want in. ... DEB CALETTI Our days were unpredictable, we never knew if it was gonna to be a productive day or a non-productiv... FRED DURST I have two great duties in each day: firstly, to identify why I woke up and secondly to be convinced... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I have two great duties in each day: firstly, to identify why I woke up and secondly to be convinced... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH With more than half (52%) of study participants indicating that online account management services w... BONNY BROWN Christmas is the perfect time to celebrate the love of God and family and to create memories that wi... JOEL OSTEEN Anyways, that very same night there was a fight in the casino on B Deck. Some of the passengers got ... CHRISTINA ENGELA It can never be bought or borrowed or sold A gift to be cherished, True friendship is a treasure bey... SOURCE UNKNOWN We can scan this card and it will pull up information about you to make it harder to fake or counter... COCO HANSON How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS It's standard procedure to do this if we see misuse or potential misuse of a customer's card. We can... BETTY RIESS We've started a new program for patrons called the 'LBL Fun Card' that follows a punch-card concept.... KATHYRN HARPER Celebrate your day of birthday as special day.Make a specific birthday wishes and write it down.You ... LAILAH GIFTY AKITA Regardless of Sunshine or Rain, Be Thankful for another GREAT day…and treat Life as the ULTIMATE G... PABLO VALLE Regardless of Sunshine or Rain, Be Thankful for another GREAT day…and treat Life as the ULTIMATE G... PABLO It was the perfect Christmas gift to each other. We could not be happier. GARTH BROOKS If we could raise one generation with unconditional love, there would be no Hitlers. We need to te... DR ELISABETH KUBLER-ROSS History has always done enough of praise for MOM; it is time to raise our living standards to gracef... ANUJ SOMANY If you have been giving people the opportunities to be themselves, you won't talk of chances. APURVA GAGLANI Truth or Dare ?
Dare!
Love me Back! ANSHUL SRIVASTAVA Stupids enjoy life the most for they can never realize the value of the precious things lost & the l... ANUJ SOMANY Fools can't understand even the gist by reading repeatedly the whole book; wise could comprehend eas... ANUJ SOMANY A wicked feels proud to see the crowd around oneself often, but a wise feels it is nice to spend mos... ANUJ SOMANY Concieving a child after treatment from doctors may involve using crooked means by one of the family... APURVA GAGLANI When a sensible quote is adored a lot by many or most people on a person’s INDIVIDUAL social media... ANUJ SOMANY A word or music that flows from the soul magically touches the heart of one and all. ANUJ SOMANY The level of sadness and not happiness increases in a person’s life as his/her awareness rises abo... ANUJ SOMANY Be a voice
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Voice your thoughts
Voice your displeasure
Voice your feelings
Voice ... APURVA GAGLANI Technology, the Law of Equation and the English Language all have one shortfall, that even school te... APURVA GAGLANI The staircase is a firm footing, the lift is a hanging platform. Wonder why so many people prefer th... APURVA GAGLANI Are you climbing a mountain, or digging a hole. KENT POLLON For a childless couple who follow truth and are honest they are very few options to get a baby.
1 Th... APURVA GAGLANI We are—or were —Divinities, Shara Komayd: we drew power from the hearts and minds and beli... ROBERT JACKSON BENNETT People often extending their support to a person forms a comprehensive report about his or her level... ANUJ SOMANY A learned person underrates own intelligence & overvalues others importance, so remains in public la... ANUJ SOMANY The fact is that no one is hated openly so much as one who is true to oneself consistently and no on... ANUJ SOMANY There is no surprise that every person’s words or thoughts have inherent voice and that clearly re... ANUJ SOMANY A wise does not have necessarily nice words but always good in intention; a wicked may have regularl... ANUJ SOMANY BETTER to be loved by just one person who is truly the BEST to trust than being mischievously liked ... ANUJ SOMANY It is always difficult for an emotional person to choose an option between the job and the business ... ANUJ SOMANY A person who is humanitarian by soul has a great scope of becoming a true comedian, but let remember... ANUJ SOMANY Live or die, don't hang in between. NEHA KOTHARI The battle between good and evil is actually the battle of occupying either more light or more shado... APURVA GAGLANI It is so common amongst the common people of an ordinary mind to find own selfish desire as dream an... ANUJ SOMANY A good person has voice gives voice. A bad person has noise makes noise APURVA GAGLANI We have the choice to use the gift of our life to make the world a better place--or not to bother JANE GOODALL To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be. GOLDA MEIR To be mad is worse than not to be if this is what it is. JOHNNY RICH Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy "To go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to re... HENRY N. BEARD To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being. TOM ROBBINS Debt is a drag, a reality you may experience with every credit-card bill you open. But for a corpora... MARK MCKINNON Instead of either/or, I discovered a whole world of and. GLORIA STEINEM but for my own part, if a book is well written, I always find it too short. JANE AUSTEN The quest of the Inner Ring will break your hearts unless you break it. But if you break it, a surpr... C.S. LEWIS In this day and age, fortunately or unfortunately, we all have quite a few things. If you have somet... ROZ PACTOR It is not the weight of jewel or plate,
Or the fondle of silk or fur;
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Pretty obvious, isn't it? Bush is acting like a particularly conflicted t... TUCKER CARLSON How long can you broadcast on radio? Is there a mandatory retirement age? Can you go on forever? TUCKER CARLSON I wouldn't say I'm happy now. My skepticism is warranted, given what I've seen over the decades. TUCKER CARLSON Bush takes personal pleasure and pride in working with Democrats. I don't know how successful he'll ... TUCKER CARLSON I have a low opinion of the things Jon said, but I'd like to give him a chance to explain it in an e... TUCKER CARLSON To be a feminist, you could cut your hair really short. You have to be really angry about something. TUCKER CARLSON You will admit that at least 40 percent of any vote in a Democratic race is humorless feminists. TUCKER CARLSON I can't wait to work for Rick Kaplan. He's a great producer. I would host an infomercial if he would... TUCKER CARLSON Living in Washington, you can't take politics too seriously. I draw the line at honesty. I have no t... TUCKER CARLSON Canadians are so easily wounded. TUCKER CARLSON The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among... TUCKER CARLSON It's hard to be ambitious if you're content, isn't it? TUCKER CARLSON This assumption is mostly true-most people accused of a crime are criminals-but not always. I was ac... TUCKER CARLSON I care about John Kerry. TUCKER CARLSON There is no five-second delay on Crossfire-if you say it, people will hear it. Things can get heated... TUCKER CARLSON There's no way to spin it: Allowing women to get shot to death, or blown up, or mutilated and disfig... TUCKER CARLSON There are legitimate, even powerful arguments, to be made against the Bush administration's foreign ... TUCKER CARLSON No one settles in for a long career in TV! It is just the nature of business-no one is indispensable... TUCKER CARLSON People say the economy is going well and their lives are fruitful and happy, so then they say they'r... TUCKER CARLSON I've heard people say it is best to go into an interview ignorant because you learn and are surprise... TUCKER CARLSON