We've not seen anything. This is what we envisioned would happen. Everyone knew about (it), and took steps to mitigate the effects. The virus writer is probably running scared. It's great--everybody in the antivirus community helped each other out.
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RIDLEY PEARSON We all want to trust someone ,but we all think that what we see is real and the truth but if we trul... GARY F EVANS... If we knew what we are worth of, then we would not have been backbiting each other. ANUJ SOMANY This is probably the most diverse community in Arizona. There is a tremendous number of different la... GWEN CALHOUN History is littered with wars which everybody knew would never happen. ENOCH POWELL If all men knew what each said of the other, there would not be four friends in the world. BLAISE PASCAL If all men knew what each said of the other, there would not be four friends in the world. MARK TWAIN Every community has its stars, and in the community of Hillel in the former Soviet Union, Chaplin wa... HILLEL Typing is the future of talking and to don't forgot and brother of feature. DEYTH BANGER His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING I knew it was going to be close. But the kids did what they needed to do. It was everyone. Every kid... DAN EPSTEIN
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