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When the sun comes up, I have morals again.


Elayne Boosler

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MERYL DAVIS He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.
CHARLES MARTIN The hot sun melts the snows; when anger comes, wisdom goes
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REBECCA WALKER I make up my own morals.
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JOHN O'DONOHUE My sun sets to rise again.
ROBERT BROWNING My sun sets to raise again.
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GEORGE R.R. MARTIN There comes a time when you have to stand up and be counted.
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