When we needed [Rodriguez] to bounce back, he bounced back. This is a guy that nothing fazes him. We weren't surprised at the success he had and expect more of the same [in 2006].
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JOHN ROBINSON It was nice to see Scott bounce back. The 71 he shot today is more like [him]. DOUG MEREDITH The thing I'm happy about is that he bounced back from that early game. It was a tough game for him,... CHAD CLUVER Knowing Bill Snyder and the disciplinarian he is and the approach he has, yeah, I think he will boun... LOU HOLTZ There's no question that he's the best there is when he's healthy. He was an integral part of our de... BILL COWHER Joe Glenn is a guy that will go back in practice and move him back, and so he's kicked some 60s, ...... CHRIS KNUTSEN He'll come back when he's ready to come back. I'm not going to give him a time frame. That's not my ... SETH GREENBERG We were surprised to see him hit as many jumpers as he did. We needed to rebound and needed to be mo... DANNY JONES We've got sheriff detectives trying to bring him back into custody, we have been in contact with him... ERIK RANEY He had a pinched nerve and some muscle spasms, but he's doing fine. We expect to have him back in tw... JUDD BOSWELL He's a great leader. He's a stand-up guy and a great friend to all of us. I think anybody on the tea... BILLY CAMPBELL We'll look at it on film and make corrections, but he is a back that breaks tackles. When we look at... DON MATTHEWS It's the first time anybody has come back at him. He needed it. This race will make a man of him. PETER BRETTE He's being a mediator on the sideline. That's more of what he is. That's what we needed down there. ... CHRIS CHAMBERS Kyle is coming back to his form from last fall when he tied for first in the Raising Cane, ... He ha... ERNEST ROSS When we saw him in Spring Training, we knew he had some thunder in his hands. But he's been really g... WILLIE RANDOLPH We ought to go back to Bill Clinton's taxes because most people in America would gladly pay the taxe... HOWARD DEAN If you look at the film like we did this morning, he's making more plays after the first and second ... AL WALLACE I've seen him pitch well and I've seen him battle through a lot of injuries. We spent a lot of time ... JOHN MCDONALD Tito talked to him in the last day or so. He was excited to go. He's ready for Spring Training. He f... JED HOYER First thing is, he is a great kid. He worked so hard in the offseason to get that thing back and he ... ANDY REID I think he was a little surprised the puck came right out to him. He had to take a step back before ... RAY EMERY He's a good guy. He's everybody's friend, for sure. We're going to miss him. It was a pretty bad bre... DIO DANTE With all that was at stake today, and the way we lost last week, I would say we bounced back. People... ANTONIO PIERCE When there is gambling, this is what we expect him to do when he is making payouts on poker machines... BRENDAN CONWAY He plays his best when there's a bit of pressure on him. We had a good playoff run (in Binghamton) o... BRIAN MCGRATTAN Dae FATE NAYAE Nanagha Vandhuttoom Da, Sandy , Na Nata, London Lass,Russian Grapes, Ellorum Ippa Van... SATHESH KUMAR M We sent AB back home to learn some more about ODI cricket. He had a bit of an identity crisis in thi... MICKEY ARTHUR A big part of his success has been his parents' commitment. And so many coaches have had an impact. ... BOB FREUND He was a late find for people. He was a heavy hitter. When we used him in the one-back set he had so... GEORGE PORRITT Back when I played for him, we didn't have the firepower that he's been very successful with at Colu... TERRY SELLERS He bounced back and got the three outs. He just has to get a little more consistent with his command... JOE TORRE They had every loose ball, every rebound. We had a lot of panic. Hopefully, this is the kind of situ... CHRIS GIBSON The last two games we switched quarterbacks back and forth and one guy would find a groove and we ta... LOUISIANA TECH It was a nice bounce-back game for us. We needed to come back after the Brooke game the other day. I... JOE PEPE He has outstanding athletic ability and great hands. We used him at every position you can imagine o... JIMMY ADAMS We at Minnesota expect more than a 10th-place finish in the Big Ten ... . We want to get back to the... JOEL MATURI Vince Young is more of a spread-offense guy, where he takes a great majority of snaps in the shotgun... BILL REES The story of NASCAR and its recent success really has nothing to do with Fox or NBC. It has everythi... DAVID HILL The story of NASCAR and its recent success really has nothing to do with Fox or NBC, ... It has ever... DAVID HILL Anthony has grown up a lot this year. We knew he had some skills, but we needed him, and he really s... BLAIR MARTINEAU Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD We had to bounce back. We wanted to get a win and we did. We buckled down in the fourth quarter. 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bleeding, he sings. ED GARDNER Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings ED GARDNER We tried everything in our arsenal. We doubled him on his catch, we doubled him on his bounce. We tr... MICHAEL HOLTON SUCCESS does not mean an absence of problems, it is overcoming problems. Success is not measured by ... SHIV KHERA We had brought in some speed guy for [the top] of the lineup and we needed someone to hit behind Cru... JOE URSO When we recruited him we knew he'd have to play a key role by his sophomore year. He had a good fres... GREG KAMPE My role on this team is to be the utility guy and I have had a couple opportunities to come in whate... JAMEY CARROLL He's a great kid. He worked so hard in the off-season. He came back in phenomenal shape. We were loo... ANDY REID He never really hurt me with his shots because he is not a big puncher. But he is a brilliant boxer.... ALEX ARTHUR We knew he was going to bounce back. He wanted to show he was worth the money. He played Marty hocke... JASON ARNOTT In this situation, we solely relied on Kurt's opinion of him. Obviously he coached him. He had great... MIKE MARTZ We had to bounce back because we were in a slump. We just came out with more intensity than in our l... AUDLY WEHNER Art got a little ding to his ankle. We put ice on it and taped him up at halftime and he was fine. W... CHRIS CONNOLLY We weren't going to push him, but I looked at him and he was back in there. You've got to love him. ... DON DUNN When they had a roast for me a while back, he told this story about how I always jumped on him about... BILL MERCER Bobby made a valiant effort and he was a really good guy and we supported him, sometimes even financ... BECKY SAMUELSON When I saw him in Florida, all I really knew was he had good feet. We were told he had some tools an... CRAIG RAMSAY When he was gone in Utah we missed him a lot. He would get everyone in the back going and when he wa... LOUIS FALCON Back in the 1960s.there was a biological supply house over at 21st and gage in Topeka, and a guy had... JOE COLLINS In the end, he was nobody to Adam, he was nobody to Ronan. Adam spit his words back at him and Ronan... MAGGIE STIEFVATER As soon as I heard we might be able to get him, I told him to keep in touch. This morning he called ... DERREK LEE The team owner, Frank Rogers, is in shock, very surprised and stunned, as are all of us. He was ther... JAMES MALONE Joe is normally a 135-pounder, and he's filling in at 160. We told him to eat like crazy because we ... ANTHONY REINOSO We just saw this guy walking through the playground. He matched the description of the guy. My wife ... BRIAN WONG We just made too many turnovers and you can't do that against a good team like Starkville, ... We ha... DENNIS ALLEN As they scuffled in the grass, Adam closed his eyes and leaned his head back. He could nearly scry j... MAGGIE STIEFVATER When he got the ball, he ran to his right, spinning off two defenders. At the same time he was spinn... DWAYNE JARRETT That turn of events, with the points that we got from that and the momentum, set up what we would do... CARL STRALOW I can tell that the boy I help is getting better. He is more comfortable and I push him with harder ... LORI STEPHENSON Marcus Cross made some good plays when we went live. When he learns more of the offense and what we ... BRENT GUY You don't want him to go but he made this commitment and we're supporting his commitment that he mad... AL REYNOLDS I give [Tomes] a lot of credit. I called him this morning when he was in class and told him he was g... BRUCE MARSHALL I think Adrian is getting some rest now. He hasn't played much in the last two games. Hopefully, tha... CHUCK LONG He landed 10 feet below with a sickening crunch-i'm guessing his enhancements didn't allow him to bo... 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