Why would anyone want to do online banking on their microwave?


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STEVEN WRIGHT
The fact that people still know us is, in my opinion, a result of our music and of the big money tha...
RICK WRIGHT
Unfortunately, music devolved instead of evolved. The music business got into the hands of lawyers a...
GARY WRIGHT
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop,...
STEVEN WRIGHT
I'm used to seeing it, but it's weird having an Academy Award. You usually only see one of t...
STEVEN WRIGHT
I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral ...
STEVEN WRIGHT
Soft addictions are an alluring, seductive aspect of our culture - they are easy to attain and socia...
JUDITH WRIGHT
I would hurl words into this darkness and wait for an echo, and if an echo sounded, no matter how fa...
RICHARD WRIGHT
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
STEVEN WRIGHT
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, d...
STEVEN WRIGHT
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
STEVEN WRIGHT
Men can starve from a lack of self-realization as much as they can from a lack of bread.
RICHARD WRIGHT
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an...
STEVEN WRIGHT
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
STEVEN WRIGHT
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
STEVEN WRIGHT
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I don't mind that I am not necessarily a household name, because I think my characters have outs...
JEFFREY WRIGHT
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
STEVEN WRIGHT
In Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be...
STEVEN WRIGHT
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
STEVEN WRIGHT
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
STEVEN WRIGHT
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
STEVEN WRIGHT
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
STEVEN WRIGHT
In just six weeks from the time the design was started, we had the motor on the block testing its po...
ORVILLE WRIGHT
I like New York because you're kind of forced to smell everybody else's funk. So it keeps yo...
JEFFREY WRIGHT
If you're the head of a business, there's a protocol that people have to follow.
ROBIN WRIGHT
Divorce in and of itself, and with children, is devastating.
ROBIN WRIGHT
You have to do the work in your marriage, but it has to be laid on a strong foundation of love.
ROBIN WRIGHT
I'm tired of biting my tongue.
ROBIN WRIGHT