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[Mark] Teixeira and [Hank] Blalock are power hitters. I'm not on their level. I'm a line-drive hitte...
ALFONSO SORIANO He's the best hitter in the game when it counts. The best clutch hitter I've ever seen.
JOHNNY DAMON Anytime you can get your best hitter back in the game it's going to be good for you.
DARIN LOE Barry kept his hands back. That's why he's the second-best hitter in the game, behind me.
WOODY WILLIAMS He's such a pure hitter in every sense of the word. He gets on base when you need a rally. He's the ...
RUDY JARAMILLO He was pretty much the best hitter in the game -- probably the best all-around player in the game. H...
DAVID BELL A lot of guys get upset in that situation, ... but he was able to shrug it off. With a good hitter i...
BRAD AUSMUS Amber had her best mark in discus, and her mark in the shot was a personal best and No. 2 all-time a...
SCOTT WALKINSHAW Jerry Lumpe looks like the best hitter in the world until you put him in the line up.
CASEY STENGEL There is no doubt that because I am a switch hitter I have one of the best offensive advantages that...
PETE ROSE Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab c...
MARK TEIXEIRA I always lift weights very heavy and spend a lot of time in the weight room.
MARK TEIXEIRA Any time you get named in a list like that, it's very humbling. You see the careers those guys have ...
MARK TEIXEIRA There's a ton of room for me to grow, ... I'm still working on a lot of things and trying to get bet...
MARK TEIXEIRA What I like about this year compared to last year is that I really haven't had a lot of fluctuation ...
MARK TEIXEIRA It's a real honor to be included among the list of finalists, when you see the names that are there,...
MARK TEIXEIRA It doesn't mean that much unless the team wins, ... Individual goals are great, but when I'm watchin...
MARK TEIXEIRA It's crazy and it's funny. It's an outrageous comment, an outrageous claim.
MARK TEIXEIRA [As for whether Teixeira was pushed, fell or jumped,] we have no idea, ... That's the investigation.
ALEXANDRA PICAVET With a pitcher, you can generally see what he has. With a hitter, he might only take two or three sw...
JASON MCLEOD The mark of a good hitter is sometimes knowing when not to swing. We didn't chase bad pitches and al...
CHARLIE WARNER In my seven years here, he's the best young Latin American hitter as a free-agent amateur who came h...
BILL BRYK (Whitman) pitched an outstanding game. ... A no-hitter. I'll take that any day.
FRANK MAZEPPA He's an All-Star - probably the best hitter in their lineup. He's a good hitter, and you can't leave...
MATT CLEMENT The first game, the errors killed us. We had four errors that game and our pitcher, I believe, pitch...
JENNY MEIROWSKY I'm sitting [in the dugout] thinking that we've got the best closer in the game on the mound, but we...
CHRIS CARPENTER Mark made Ian stay behind in training and work at his game.
STEVE COPPELL There has always been a saying in baseball that you can't make a hitter, but I think you can improve...
TED WILLIAMS When the season started, (King) was the No. 3 hitter, and I've always been one to have my best hitte...
BOBBY PIERCE His bat has a ways to go, but he's got a chance to be a real special defender. Bat speed is hard to ...
BILL BRYK They caught a break and their best hitter came up, and that's that. This stings. It's hard. But the ...
CRAIG BIGGIO They caught a break and their best hitter came up, and that's that, ... This stings. It's hard. But ...
CRAIG BIGGIO He's the best leadoff hitter I've ever played with. He's a switch hitter, can lay down a bunt like n...
DAN GARCIA There has always been a saying in baseball that you can't make a hitter, but I think you can imp...
TED WILLIAMS Ted Williams, an extraordinary hitter in his day, has said the swing starts in the hips, and Sosa ar...
BILL DEDMAN I was a lousy hitter in May doing the same things that made me a great hitter in June.
CARL YASTRZEMSKI Vicki is a quicker hitter and blocker, ... Traci is our floor leader. Chanel is always upbeat, she p...
SHARON GREEN The fans were getting into the game after that three. So that run that Mark gave us was huge in stop...
DUSTIN MAGUIRE Mark really influenced the game defensively. There were just a lot of things about the way he played...
C.J. WOOLLUM It's the first game of the season, you want to get off the mark and get that first win under your be...
COLIN CLARKE That was my biggest downfall as a hitter. I'd pop up to second at least twice a game.
MARK ELLIS I threw my best to every hitter I faced, and I found I had the strength to go all the way.
ED WALSH Normally, you look for the No. 3 hitter to be your best pure hitter, which would be Giles. We're the...
ERIC YOUNG Never doubt God in the darkness what he has given us in the light.
FRANCINE RIVERS The thing that makes Julian so special is his pure athleticism and love for the game. He is still le...
DAVE TALBOTT Russell pitched a beautiful game. With the exception of some early walks it could've been a perfect ...
DANNY JORDAN Teaming Chris with Ed Farmer will give our listeners great insight to the pitcher-hitter battle, in-...
BROOKS BOYER Liz was our best hitter. She is a three-year starter, and is very strong. She could hit the ball rea...
BILL WOLF I consider myself a line drive hitter with power. I just try to put my best swing on the ball every ...
ALBERT PUJOLS I turned around and realized my best hitter was at the plate. That was a big risk to take. I should ...
LOU TREDEAU He's their best athlete, number one pitcher and a good hitter too at the three hole in the lineup. W...
AB ARGENT I think overall with his game, he's a little rusty. He's a major-league player; he's a major-league ...
BRUCE BOCHY He's a great player but we have no special plan to mark him out of the game. We've got enough belief...
ALEXANDER FREI No one is better at what they do than Mark is. He's the best.
MARK NEWMAN She's a player. She loves the game and wants to be involved in every play. She's a very determined h...
KAREN BAIRD The game is the ultimate significance to me because it is so important to a lot of people. It has le...
BARRY SANDERS I used to think Brian Giles was the best hitter I ever saw when he was hot, but Randy Winn has toppe...
JASON SCHMIDT Krystal is experienced, works at her game and is a strong hitter, ... Hannah is very versatile and c...
CASEY SILVER Though Mark has not been overworked in either game he has done enough to convince me to sign him.
OWEN COYLE I am also working with Mark Carlton on a maze game set in Ancient Greece. It is still in the early s...
DAN WOLFE It was apparent by the 15-minute mark that our game was going to be solely inside. The inside game w...
DARCIE VINCENT The bigger the game, the better I liked it. Not that I was about to let anybody know I was excited. ...
CATFISH HUNTER She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl...
IN THE MAKING No-hitter or not, that's a tough way to lose - period. To get a game snatched like that, it's gut-wr...
MIKE PIAZZA Game plan is bigger than the match plan only in that sport where a lot of money is involved.
ANUJ SOMANY They want to increase the popularity of the game by merely projecting a few players as a big celebri...
ANUJ SOMANY Anytime you win when you're not playing your best, it's the mark of a good team.
CHRIS CARLISLE He's an accomplished, veteran hitter who has had big hits through the years as a pinch-hitter, inclu...
JOHN SCHUERHOLZ It's exciting to strike him out. He's probably the best hitter to ever play baseball. You're playing...
JOHN PATTERSON If a hitter gets hot, I wouldn't take a hot hitter out of the lineup.
RYNE SANDBERG If I've got a good pinch-hitter, I hate to have him stay on the bench with men on the bases in a...
CASEY STENGEL That was the game. . The game was really decided from about the 5:50 mark until the end of the first...
DEAN KEENER The organization has been good to Frank. He played a big part in White Sox history, and they've ackn...
ED FARMER Só é possível confiar em alguém quando se acredita no diálogo com essa pessoa.
(Miso soup...
RYū MURAKAMI Each game we try to take out the best scorers and lock down on them. Just making everything a little...
BRYANT DILLON We don't have anything to show for it, but we are getting better. I think this was the best game we'...
DAN MARTIN No matter how well you do in the regular season, it has to be capped off with a championship to real...
SCOTTIE PIPPEN The Greatest Clutch Hitter in the History of the Boston Red Sox.
DAVID ORTIZ In fact, I often hear anecdotes ... that best game players are not the best students in class.
CARRIE HEETER Monica probably played her best game in the goal.
AMANDA LEAHY He knows how to put a hitter away.
DAVE DUNCAN I made a bad pitch. He's a great hitter,
BRETT MYERS Mark Lewis was the tale of two city managers: He was the best we ever had and he was the worst we ev...
COUNCILMAN CLEM LEE Ever since I've known him, I've known first and foremost that he's just a great hitter. Every level ...
BRAD HAWPE I was the most powerful left-handed hitter in the Alameda area.
WILLIE STARGELL He's definitely made his mark. I think for Jeff the best is yet to come. I think he is going to blos...
CINDY VIRDO Although Kelsey has been our best hitter this year, Mary's right behind her and lately she's been ou...
GREG DIERKS Mark Twain put it best when he said, 'Reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated,
BILL BRADLEY Mark Messier is an icon whose talent and leadership represent the very best that sports has to offer...
HOWARD JACOBS I didn't really make a comment or think the game was over until the nine-second mark. That's when I ...
JOHN BRADY Having Mark and Nick out that hurt us. Of course, Mark got a red card in the last game and couldn...
DOUG CLEMONS The best umpired game is the game in which the fans cannot recall the umpires who worked it.
BILL KLEM Mistakes are part of the game. It's how well you recover from them, that's the mark of a great playe...
ALICE COOPER You have to hand it to the kid, he's a great player. He got his chance to play this year and he's pr...
COLIN CURTIS It's exciting to go out and do well against that type of competition. Every hitter out there is unbe...
JAMIE SHIELDS Best Life of Lives I've Ever Lived :
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PETRA HERMANS It bothers me that a kid throws well that long and then it's in her hands. We lost a little focus an...
JASON SHIREY That's the best receiver in the game right now,'' Owens said.
RANDY MOSS Peter Forsberg is one of the best players in the game.
BOB CLARKE The public can see almost everything we see. Even the seismic data is exactly what's posted in our o...
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MARK TEIXEIRA I always lift weights very heavy and spend a lot of time in the weight room.
MARK TEIXEIRA Any time you get named in a list like that, it's very humbling. You see the careers those guys have ...
MARK TEIXEIRA There's a ton of room for me to grow, ... I'm still working on a lot of things and trying to get bet...
MARK TEIXEIRA What I like about this year compared to last year is that I really haven't had a lot of fluctuation ...
MARK TEIXEIRA It's a real honor to be included among the list of finalists, when you see the names that are there,...
MARK TEIXEIRA It doesn't mean that much unless the team wins, ... Individual goals are great, but when I'm watchin...
MARK TEIXEIRA It's crazy and it's funny. It's an outrageous comment, an outrageous claim.
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ADA TEIXEIRA It is almost like giving birth to a newborn baby. I've seen this all before, but only in my mind. An...
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ED TEIXEIRA In dollar terms, we're going down.
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RON TEIXEIRA The data we get from that and over the next few days will go toward justification for a presidential...
ED TEIXEIRA In many respects, because of the advent new rains this week, we are still in the response mode.
ED TEIXEIRA We have got to look at that issue as citizens across the state.
ED TEIXEIRA It is not over yet. It is a growing crisis. We need a break in weather, we are monitoring and we are...
ED TEIXEIRA It is our hope that maybe there's somebody down there that we can still find alive.
ED TEIXEIRA In my professional opinion, it is beyond the state's capability and we need help. Above all, there's...
ED TEIXEIRA We estimate 10 to 20 homes that are flooded, not just the yard but inside the homes. We anticipate f...
ED TEIXEIRA The only good news that we have is that the weather has lightened up.
ED TEIXEIRA Our greatest concern is how many flooded homes are there along the north shore.
ED TEIXEIRA We've got a lot of tools at our disposal, but essentially we want to help people.
ED TEIXEIRA While one's getting fixed, the other's getting broken into.
MANUEL TEIXEIRA The thieves probably thought it was a laptop or something.
MANUEL TEIXEIRA I'm tired of this. The whole town is this way now.
MANUEL TEIXEIRA I no longer have patience for certain things, not because I’ve become arrogant, but simply because...
JOSé MICARD TEIXEIRA An internal breakthrough is a burden, an external one is a blessing.
MARK I'm a city boy. I grew up in a big city, in Birmingham, and I want to write about a city. It'...
MARK BILLINGHAM Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
MARK TWAIN I miss both of my parents terribly every day, but especially as we approach Thanksgiving. We always ...
MARK SHRIVER My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAIN Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
MARK TWAIN It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure tha...
MARK TWAIN We shall never change our political leaders until we change the people who elect them.
MARK SKOUSEN The travel and tourism industry is the lifeblood of many states around the country - including Flori...
MARK FOLEY The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.
MARK TWAIN India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all. In religion, all other countries are paupers; India ...
MARK TWAIN Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
MARK TWAIN I never let schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
MARK TWAIN Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
MARK TWAIN The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed rig...
MARK TWAIN There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
MARK TWAIN In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
MARK TWAIN Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here firs...
MARK TWAIN But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one...
MARK TWAIN The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
MARK TWAIN The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
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MARK TWAIN It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
MARK TWAIN The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
MARK TWAIN The lack of money is the root of all evil.
MARK TWAIN Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
MARK TWAIN When Facebook was getting started, nothing used real identity - everything was anonymous or pseudony...
MARK ZUCKERBERG Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
MARK TWAIN Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
MARK TWAIN My success was due to good luck, hard work, and support and advice from friends and mentors. But mos...
MARK WARNER There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
MARK TWAIN Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
MARK TWAIN Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside...
MARK TWAIN Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
MARK TWAIN The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
MARK TWAIN Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
MARK TWAIN I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one.
MARK TWAIN 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
MARK TWAIN I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day.
MARK ZUCKERBERG The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a ba...
MARK TWAIN The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
MARK TWAIN There was a point when I was 15 or 16 that I realized that my father wanted me to be a loner. I deci...
MARK VONNEGUT There is plenty of blame to go around for the U.S. housing bubble, but not much of it belongs to Fan...
MARK ZANDI Human cultural diversity is vast; the range of cultural practices, beliefs, and languages that we sp...
MARK PAGEL I made my name and reputation DJing in hip-hop clubs in New York. 'Celebrity DJ' is a term t...
MARK RONSON Kids don't need to be taught the value of making; they are natural makers, at least until tradit...
MARK FRAUENFELDER Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
MARK TWAIN I think a lot of people who say they are bisexual aren't.
MARK GATISS Defending birthright citizenship is about being on the right side of liberty. The 14th Amendment is ...
MARK MCKINNON If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half.
MARK TWAIN I believe we have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries.
MARK ZUCKERBERG Our prayer and God's mercy are like two buckets in a well; while the one ascends the other desce...
MARK HOPKINS Launching a Broadway show is like no other endeavor. It's taxing because you're present - it...
MARK HAMILL What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
MARK MCKINNEY To me, all war is failure for humanity, though it often is a bounty for commerce.
MARK EDWARDS What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed ...
MARK TWAIN When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. B...
MARK TWAIN When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned results which follow victorymu...
MARK TWAIN The teacher reminded us that Romes liberties were not auctioned off in a day, but were bought slowly...
MARK TWAIN By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfec...
MARK TWAIN So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.
MARK TWAIN The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes...
MARK TWAIN We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in itand stop there; lest w...
MARK TWAIN The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large mattertis the diff...
MARK TWAIN Say the report is exaggerated.
MARK TWAIN A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will ...
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MARK TWAIN A myriad of men are born; they labor and sweat and struggle; ...they squabble and scold and fight; t...
MARK TWAIN Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the st...
MARK TWAIN Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred mi...
MARK TWAIN Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to...
MARK TWAIN We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead -- and not then ...
MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people...
MARK TWAIN Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find...
MARK TWAIN Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood...
MARK TWAIN As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out.
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MARK TWAIN Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than...
MARK TWAIN The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without burst...
MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
MARK TWAIN All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
MARK TWAIN The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh...
MARK TWAIN To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand ...
MARK TWAIN All workers, whether they are employed in the private or public sector, should avoid living 'pay...
MARK SKOUSEN Fear is an underrated emotion. And that's why I think it's very dangerous to try and cosset ...
MARK GATISS I have a very dear family and very dear friends. They're my rock. These are people who knew me f...
MARK RUFFALO There is no better way to quickly buoy hard-pressed homeowners than helping them take advantage of t...
MARK ZANDI I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
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MARK ZANDI James Cagney, Steve McQueen, I loved all those guys. I grew up loving the movies but had no desire t...
MARK WAHLBERG There's a certain way you stand to give yourself authority, which gives you the texture for the ...
MARK GODDARD I couldn't have left my career as an actor on a better note than to have done a cameo in the Los...
MARK GODDARD I vaguely remember in the '90s when Calvin Klein started making unisex CK1. Don't worry abou...
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MARK KELLY I have traveled down this path before - 'List of Seven' and 'Twin Peaks' both have t...
MARK FROST We have pension funds with 1.5 trillion euros investments, and they want to find business opportunit...
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MARK MCKINNON Mom's dad was in the army, stormed the beach at Normandy, fought through the French hedgerows, t...
MARK HOPPUS The Bush tax cuts should be extended permanently for families with annual incomes of less than $250,...
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MARK WAHLBERG When I'm in the middle of making a movie, I have blinders on; it's all about just getting th...
MARK WATERS Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
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MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired
MARK TWAIN It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.
MARK TWAIN Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
MARK TWAIN Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting...
MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
MARK TWAIN Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.
MARK TWAIN The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itse...
MARK TWAIN Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. You would ...
MARK TWAIN If you're a big celebrity, you get money to be private. I'm just a working stiff. I don'...
MARK FUHRMAN There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.
MARK TWAIN The trouble with the world is not that people know too little, but that they know so many things tha...
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MARK TWAIN Necessity is the mother of "taking chances"
MARK TWAIN I remember riding my bike down the boardwalk with nowhere to go and looking at the girls. It was rea...
MARK RUFFALO Distance lends enchantment to the view
MARK TWAIN Be good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAIN Chastity - you can carry it too far
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MARK RUSSELL To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
MARK TWAIN Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in it...
MARK TWAIN Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
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MARK FRAUENFELDER Whether you do stand-up comedy or write a story, you have a duty to deliver. As a comedian, you walk...
MARK BILLINGHAM China is responsible for a lot of the major conservation issues we're facing. It's the main ...
MARK CARWARDINE When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
MARK TWAIN There is nothing you can say in answer to a compliment. I have been complimented myself a great many...
MARK TWAIN Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.
MARK TWAIN Americans are notoriously ill-equipped for self-reflection. We're usually a very boisterous, out...
MARK FROST I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and lookin...
MARK TWAIN The turning point for me was when the Supreme Court installed Bush in 2000, even though he got half ...
MARK EDWARDS A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power.
MARK RUTHERFORD Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would...
MARK TWAIN Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relati...
MARK TWAIN Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material...
MARK TWAIN Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no...
MARK TWAIN There is a great deal of human nature in people.
MARK TWAIN If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
MARK TWAIN There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
MARK TWAIN The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot...
MARK TWAIN Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat...
MARK TWAIN It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts th...
MARK TWAIN Lenders look at potential borrowers from many angles before extending credit: How much of its income...
MARK ZANDI Too many vital education dollars that should be spent in the classroom are bouncing around in the fe...
MARK KENNEDY There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.
MARK ZUPAN Lucifer spoke thus. Pride took him from heaven, though he sat at God's right hand.' Her voice grew f...
MARK LAWRENCE Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement,...
MARK TWAIN Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of t...
MARK TWAIN I brag on the Democratic Party. We're libertarian on social issues, it's live and let live. ...
MARK UDALL I am quite amazed how, when people earn lots of money, they think they have to spend it on things th...
MARK HADDON Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
MARK TWAIN We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
MARK TWAIN As we all know from the Roman empire, big empires go down if the borders are not well-protected.
MARK RUTTE He was a psychotic. He was a borderline psychotic. He was a terrific, sensational actor, with a magi...
MARK RYDELL