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David's help was just tremendous, ... When they did away with that office, I just thought, 'I hope I don't get another case.'


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ADAM SILVERA I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
HARRY TRUMAN I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell.
HARRY S TRUMAN I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
HARRY S TRUMAN I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.
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JENNIE RYLEE I just hope and pray that the person is OK, and I hope that whatever Ivory did was in the line of du...
HAYDEN FRY That was probably ours, ... We're glad to help. We just hope we get paid.
CARL SEWELL I thought my focus was there but obviously that shows up in stuff like shooting around the basket. I...
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CHRIS CAGLE I never thought of myself as a songwriter. I was just an artist writing songs, and they just happene...
BEBE REXHA I hope that my family will continue in another thousand years.
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JOHN DUGAN I think it's a loose society. People are just trying to get away with things that they know they sho...
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BRANDON LLOYD I wish I could help you" I whisper.
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MAURICE BROWN It was fine. I was just glad I could help my team get the win.
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PAUL LO DUCA I hope that I can maintain my skating as long as possible.
KATARINA WITT When karma comes back to punch you in the face, I wanna be there... just in case it needs help
AUTHOR UNKNOWN I really hate what I did to the post office, but I couldn't help it.
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DAMON LINDELOF To be honest with you, when I got into this I never thought about reviews. I never thought about wha...
ADAM SANDLER When I was younger, I just thought about playing in the NBA.
DERRICK ROSE It's regrets that make painful memories. When I was crazy I did everything just right.
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CARL BARKS I was scared. I think everyone on the team got scared just for a second. Josh hit some huge free thr...
SCOTT UBBENGA These people, these predators are not gonna stop. They're not gonna stop doing it. They're just gonn...
JUSTIN BERRY I know I was writing stories when I was five. I don’t remember what I did before that. Just loafed...
P.G. WODEHOUSE Just been told that I've been in a car crash with Stephen Merchant. I was eating cereal in my pj's w...
HAYLEY ATWELL I was open and I was just hoping he would get it to me. He did, and I was just blessed to hit it.
DAYTON MILLER I get more nervous for (Josh) than I did when I wrestled. I wanted him to do well. I knew how much p...
JUSTIN ARTHUR Just to see Chris fight through the years with what was going on ... it was just something I thought...
CHADD LITTLE I just saw it, I thought it was there and I just wanted to get in, ... I didn't want to spike the ba...
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JOSH GROBAN Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ...
JOSH HARTNETT You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
JOSH LIEB If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,...
JOSH GREENBERG Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.
JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.
JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.
JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl...
JOSH LIEB The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
JOSH BILLINGS It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all...
JOSH LIEB The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ...
JOSH HOMME One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n...
JOSH BILLINGS I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've fo...
JOSH DUHAMEL The reflexive allergy to L.A. that a lot of New Yorkers have, I feel like it's kind of nonsense.
JOSH RADNOR After a brief period in which I had let many a Southern Californian convince me that it was all '...
JOSH RADNOR Everyone feels a sense of ownership in creating a Lynn Shelton movie. Lynn chooses amazing people - ...
JOSH PAIS Working with amazing people, you continue to learn and develop yourself, as an actor and as a person...
JOSH HUTCHERSON My grandfather was one of the most amazing Baptist ministers in history, he was unbelievable. He was...
JOSH HENDERSON I've always considered myself a workaholic... The way I work, I have to turn myself upside down ...
JOSH HOMME When I was on 'All My Children,' we did a thing for 'Seventeen Magazine' where a gir...
JOSH DUHAMEL There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
JOSH BILLINGS Everybody was trying to put me in action movies and heroic roles, and I wanted to find more complex ...
JOSH HARTNETT