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DANIELLE TIEDT Web pages are designed for people. For the Semantic Web, we need to look at existing databases.
TIM BERNERS-LEE Consumers across the web have eagerly anticipated a video search engine that offers relevant, up-to-...
JONATHAN MILLER The World Wide Web went from zero to millions of web pages in a few years. Many revolutions look irr...
GEORGE M. CHURCH There is phenomenal momentum behind search engine advertising. The number of advertisers using searc...
GARY STEIN Each of us is a unique strand in the intricate web of life and here to make a contribution.
DEEPAK CHOPRA Many company policies restrict use of E-mail, limit access to offensive Web sites and prohibit discl...
BILL DEDMAN Here the query A320 returns algorithmic search results about the Airbus aircraft, together wi...
HINRICH SCHüTZE If someone had protected the HTML language for making Web pages, then we wouldn't have the World...
FENG ZHANG Search is now more than a web destination and a few words plugged into a box. Search is a mode, a me...
JOHN BATTELLE You could add a billion pages about Britney Spears and that doesn't mean the quality of results will...
DANNY SULLIVAN The search for the truth for truth's sake is the mark of the historian.
B. H. LIDDELL HART The search for the truth for truth's sake is the mark of the historian
B. H. LIDDELL HART The search for the truth for truth's sake is the mark of the historian.
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PETER ADAMS Twenty-five percent of search results for the world's top 20 largest brands are links to user ge...
ERIK QUALMAN I really liked them coming to make Web pages with us. I would like to thank them for taking the time...
JAKE THOMAS You can look at the evolution of search as a play in three acts. The first is the 'public' Web, wher...
JEFF WEINER The consumer version will be the entire web. We have billions of documents in our index and all of t...
STEVEN SCHWARTZ What we are seeing is the Mini has became the de facto standard for Web site search.
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JENNIFER DONNELLY We're very happy with our results right now with downloads. We're way ahead of where we projected.
LARRY KENSWIL The Best is somewhere there, just search it!
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CHRIS LYNCH We asked ourselves: 'why can't you search the web anywhere, anytime?'.
BRAD HUSICK Traditional search engines are good at searching what's on the Web.
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LUIS CORRONS Tear out pages from magazines or print out pages from decorating Web sites to provide an idea of you...
PAT BOWLING The books we love, they love us back. And just as we mark our places in the pages, those pages leave...
JAY KRISTOFF Among the top Web brands, fierce competition for share of online visitors continues to be a catalyst...
GERRY DAVIDSON He's asked questions in the past and helped teachers to develop Web pages. He seemed to be pretty he...
GEORGE WORTHINGTON The Web pages look legitimate, but if you provide the personal information it is not going to go to ...
ELLEN WRIGHT Even companies that do big business online struggle to be noticed by Google users. The Web, after al...
JASON FRIED A Bluesman hates to be told what to do. Authority rankles him, inspires his rebellion, and plays to ...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE It's not just looking through Web pages. It's actually a front door to business applications.
DAVE GIROUARD When a guy goes out there and kills somebody, he might look at himself as the winner. But in truth h...
DREXEL DEAL These actions are financially motivated and aim to exploit the popularity of these search engines to...
LUIS CORRONS Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be...
GARY F EVANS... When I open them, most of the books have the smell of an earlier time leaking out between the pages ...
HARUKI MURAKAMI The 2000s were the time when bromance became a kind of love that dared to speak its name. As a high-...
ROB SHEFFIELD She folds the pages of the books she reads when she wants to remember something important. Her favor...
GARY SHTEYNGART You say, 'Give me all the Web sites that are linked to Oracle.com.' Hopefully what you'll find are u...
CARL KUTSMODE Like Web search, our goal is to create services that satisfy the information needs for consumers, wh...
MEGAN QUINN InLine Alerts is essentially a web service that requires no software installation and works from vir...
DANIEL RYAN It's a unique camp with unique experiences. We do a lot of little things you see with a top division...
BILL PETERSON I developed some unique software to public it on the web that I call the Folklore Project.
ANDY HERTZFELD May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Industry-best prices will actually show up in Yahoo search results. We have created a search engine ...
JASPER MALCOLMSON Then they're able to cover a wider landscape on the search engine results page.
AARON WITTERSHEIM Google is omniscient of what people search for and do. Facebook has over a billion subscribers, mean...
EDUARDO PAES Previously, there was no way for our customers to check on the status of flights from our Web site. ...
LARRY COX Text results for a search are fine, but sometimes you need to use a map to orient yourself.
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SHEL SILVERSTEIN We have assembled an extraordinary lineup of executive management in Chicago driven to produce outst...
LES HOLLANDER We're not going to create (the right) system and culture for the current superstars, but we are buil...
STACEY ALLASTER Happiness is totally unique for each person.
OCEANSKEYESNOW Life is an endless search. We keep searching and finding and searching
SOTONYE ANGA I don't define lust as anything evil or nasty. Lust as defined by me, is the feeling of desire: a de...
C. JOYBELL C. AKO, while it is a great tool for the Army, it is not unique in the Web world. We do represent the U...
LT. COLKENNETH BLAKELY Napster hijacked our music without asking. They never sought our permission. Our catalog of music si...
LARS ULRICH Napster hijacked our music without asking, ... They never sought our permission. Our catalog of musi...
LARS ULRICH Some [innocent] Internet search could whisk them to Web sites that contain sexually explicit content...
MARIKO YAMADA Action is what will produce your desired results.
ROSETTE MUGIDDE WAMAMBE Unlike with any other art form, filmmakers have this unique web of festivals. There are hundreds. It...
JASON REITMAN Don't you ever get the feeling that all your life is going by and you're not taking advantage of it?...
ERNEST HEMINGWAY We only charge once per each unique customer, not for each phone call.
MARC BARACH Eat for lunch, but let something for dinner.
ERBLIN VUKAJ Jesus Christ wants to show His love for this world through us, Christians.
SUNDAY ADELAJA If you are among the good fellows chances are that you will be among the blemishes for the wicked ar...
APURVA GAGLANI It's hard when you have things but lose them, it's even harder when you feel that you're being left ...
GARY F EVANS... Starting today, must forget what gone yesterday,appreciate what remains today & look forward what ca...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA call it chicken salad
SARAH DESSEN Society. The same society, I might add, that dictates that little girls should always be sugar and s...
SARAH DESSEN It's one of the top questions on our Web site ... the office invite.
KATHLEEN MURRAY On the page, 'Gone Girl' was a literary game: a tennis match of alternating chapters from Ni...
RICHARD CORLISS I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ...
KELLY JONES all the new PCs and the new Web servers, multiplied by the fear of top management about security bre...
ALAN PALLER Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work!
DEYTH BANGER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS... The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist.
APURVA GAGLANI If we ever put research into what the subconscious is we could probably come to the conclusion that ...
GARY F EVANS... i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL Most companies have Web pages now, even if it's just a one-page [online] brochure. Now, the question...
BEN ISAACSON I have never been one for the over-the-top.
RICK ALLEN In the '80s, bands could just hop on the bus and travel for a few weeks; it was profitable. Now, eve...
BRIAN RITCHIE There are only 100-million Web pages right now in Arabic, and that's nothing. It's only 0.2 percent ...
HERMANN HAVERMANN Wake every morning with the same feeling. Live up high and fly on top of the ceiling. I just know th...
ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES Why search when you can find? We're giving people quicker, more accurate results, pure and simple. A...
CHRIS TRAVERS He changed our team's persona and intensity on the defensive end.
MARK FEW I'm ecstatic. I'm so proud of this group of guys. They just had a steely resolve tonight.
MARK FEW The theme seems to be going toward thug ball. We should be shooting 60 free throws per game.
MARK FEW It's like being with the Stones and Beatles.
MARK FEW He's a fiery, fiery competitor. His greatest attribute is not that he makes shots, it's how hard he ...
MARK FEW You don't want to lose sight of just how amazing he is. You've got to kick yourself once in a while ...
MARK FEW Plus we can score in different ways, which is good, because last year we depended way too much on Bl...
MARK FEW He's just got a knack for hitting closely guarded shots. And there aren't many players who can do th...
MARK FEW I was really apprehensive about this game and the key is we took care of the ball in the second half...
MARK FEW He's awfully proud of it.
MARK FEW He's probably the least politically correct of any of our guys and he doesn't seem to mind inciting ...
MARK FEW It's reached the point of ridiculous. He's so not interested in all that.
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MARK SHRIVER My books are like water; those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAIN Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.
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MARK TWAIN We shall never change our political leaders until we change the people who elect them.
MARK SKOUSEN The travel and tourism industry is the lifeblood of many states around the country - including Flori...
MARK FOLEY The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.
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MARK TWAIN Ideally a book would have no order to it, and the reader would have to discover his own.
MARK TWAIN I never let schooling interfere with my education.
MARK TWAIN Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
MARK TWAIN Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.
MARK TWAIN The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed rig...
MARK TWAIN There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress.
MARK TWAIN In the Spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside of 24 hours.
MARK TWAIN Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here firs...
MARK TWAIN But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one...
MARK TWAIN The more you explain it, the more I don't understand it.
MARK TWAIN The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
MARK TWAIN Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of ti...
MARK TWAIN It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
MARK TWAIN The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.
MARK TWAIN The lack of money is the root of all evil.
MARK TWAIN Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
MARK TWAIN When Facebook was getting started, nothing used real identity - everything was anonymous or pseudony...
MARK ZUCKERBERG Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
MARK TWAIN Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
MARK TWAIN My success was due to good luck, hard work, and support and advice from friends and mentors. But mos...
MARK WARNER There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
MARK TWAIN Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.
MARK TWAIN Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside...
MARK TWAIN Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.
MARK TWAIN The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
MARK TWAIN Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
MARK TWAIN I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one.
MARK TWAIN 'Classic.' A book which people praise and don't read.
MARK TWAIN I wear the same outfit or, at least, a different copy of it almost every day.
MARK ZUCKERBERG The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a ba...
MARK TWAIN The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
MARK TWAIN There was a point when I was 15 or 16 that I realized that my father wanted me to be a loner. I deci...
MARK VONNEGUT There is plenty of blame to go around for the U.S. housing bubble, but not much of it belongs to Fan...
MARK ZANDI Human cultural diversity is vast; the range of cultural practices, beliefs, and languages that we sp...
MARK PAGEL I made my name and reputation DJing in hip-hop clubs in New York. 'Celebrity DJ' is a term t...
MARK RONSON Kids don't need to be taught the value of making; they are natural makers, at least until tradit...
MARK FRAUENFELDER Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
MARK TWAIN I think a lot of people who say they are bisexual aren't.
MARK GATISS Defending birthright citizenship is about being on the right side of liberty. The 14th Amendment is ...
MARK MCKINNON If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half.
MARK TWAIN I believe we have to nip Ebola in the bud before it spreads through Africa and to other countries.
MARK ZUCKERBERG Our prayer and God's mercy are like two buckets in a well; while the one ascends the other desce...
MARK HOPKINS Launching a Broadway show is like no other endeavor. It's taxing because you're present - it...
MARK HAMILL What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
MARK MCKINNEY To me, all war is failure for humanity, though it often is a bounty for commerce.
MARK EDWARDS What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed ...
MARK TWAIN When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. B...
MARK TWAIN When you have prayed for victory you have prayed for many unmentioned results which follow victorymu...
MARK TWAIN The teacher reminded us that Romes liberties were not auctioned off in a day, but were bought slowly...
MARK TWAIN By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfec...
MARK TWAIN So I became a newspaperman. I hated to do it but I couldnt find honest employment.
MARK TWAIN The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes...
MARK TWAIN We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in itand stop there; lest w...
MARK TWAIN The difference between the almost right word and the right word is really a large mattertis the diff...
MARK TWAIN Say the report is exaggerated.
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MARK TWAIN To my mind Judas Iscariot was nothing but a low, mean, premature Congressman.
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MARK TWAIN A myriad of men are born; they labor and sweat and struggle; ...they squabble and scold and fight; t...
MARK TWAIN Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly of the st...
MARK TWAIN Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred mi...
MARK TWAIN Whoever has lived long enough to find out what life is, knows how deep a debt of gratitude we owe to...
MARK TWAIN We never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead -- and not then ...
MARK TWAIN Let us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
MARK TWAIN All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people...
MARK TWAIN Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find...
MARK TWAIN Write without pay until somebody offers to pay you. If nobody offers within three years, sawing wood...
MARK TWAIN As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out.
MARK TWAIN I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshol...
MARK TWAIN Methuselah lived to be 969 years old . You boys and girls will see more in the next fifty years than...
MARK TWAIN The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without burst...
MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
MARK TWAIN All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.
MARK TWAIN The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do wh...
MARK TWAIN To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand ...
MARK TWAIN All workers, whether they are employed in the private or public sector, should avoid living 'pay...
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MARK GATISS I have a very dear family and very dear friends. They're my rock. These are people who knew me f...
MARK RUFFALO There is no better way to quickly buoy hard-pressed homeowners than helping them take advantage of t...
MARK ZANDI I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
MARK MCKINNEY Too-easy credit and millions of bad loans made during the U.S. housing bubble paved the way for the ...
MARK ZANDI James Cagney, Steve McQueen, I loved all those guys. I grew up loving the movies but had no desire t...
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MARK GODDARD I couldn't have left my career as an actor on a better note than to have done a cameo in the Los...
MARK GODDARD I vaguely remember in the '90s when Calvin Klein started making unisex CK1. Don't worry abou...
MARK RONSON Well, right now we're so busy that I kind of had to put all the hobbies on hold. But I like goin...
MARK KELLY I have traveled down this path before - 'List of Seven' and 'Twin Peaks' both have t...
MARK FROST We have pension funds with 1.5 trillion euros investments, and they want to find business opportunit...
MARK RUTTE We need not to just kill the boat-smuggling business model: we also need to get rid of this asylum-s...
MARK RUTTE We are a mission-driven company. In order to do this, we have to build a great team. And in order to...
MARK ZUCKERBERG Potential home buyers have a two-step decision process. First, they determine whether they can affor...
MARK ZANDI The best person to get something done is a busy person.
MARK BURNETT The Romney candidacy is better than it was four years ago, but it's not clear that it's good...
MARK STEYN I don't buy the argument that there can't be a successful independent candidacy for the pres...
MARK MCKINNON Having been heavily involved in the planning of a couple of G.O.P. conventions, my view is, we shoul...
MARK MCKINNON Mom's dad was in the army, stormed the beach at Normandy, fought through the French hedgerows, t...
MARK HOPPUS The Bush tax cuts should be extended permanently for families with annual incomes of less than $250,...
MARK ZANDI In my movies, I'm not trying to erase any old image of myself, really. And also I'm not tryi...
MARK WAHLBERG When I'm in the middle of making a movie, I have blinders on; it's all about just getting th...
MARK WATERS Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
MARK TWAIN It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal...
MARK TWAIN Man was made at the end of the week's work, when God was tired
MARK TWAIN It is a mistake that there is no bath that will cure people's manners, but drowning would help.
MARK TWAIN Man is the only animal that blushes - or needs to.
MARK TWAIN Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting...
MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
MARK TWAIN Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.
MARK TWAIN The church is always trying to get other people to reform; it might not be a bad idea to reform itse...
MARK TWAIN Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. You would ...
MARK TWAIN If you're a big celebrity, you get money to be private. I'm just a working stiff. I don'...
MARK FUHRMAN There are German songs which can make a stranger to the language cry.
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MARK TWAIN Optimist: Day-dreamer more elegantly spelled
MARK TWAIN Necessity is the mother of "taking chances"
MARK TWAIN I remember riding my bike down the boardwalk with nowhere to go and looking at the girls. It was rea...
MARK RUFFALO Distance lends enchantment to the view
MARK TWAIN Be good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAIN Chastity - you can carry it too far
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MARK RUSSELL To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
MARK TWAIN Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in it...
MARK TWAIN Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
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MARK FRAUENFELDER Whether you do stand-up comedy or write a story, you have a duty to deliver. As a comedian, you walk...
MARK BILLINGHAM China is responsible for a lot of the major conservation issues we're facing. It's the main ...
MARK CARWARDINE When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
MARK TWAIN There is nothing you can say in answer to a compliment. I have been complimented myself a great many...
MARK TWAIN Never learn to do anything. If you don't learn, you will always find someone else to do it for you.
MARK TWAIN Americans are notoriously ill-equipped for self-reflection. We're usually a very boisterous, out...
MARK FROST I can't do literary work for the rest of this year because I'm meditating another lawsuit and lookin...
MARK TWAIN The turning point for me was when the Supreme Court installed Bush in 2000, even though he got half ...
MARK EDWARDS A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power.
MARK RUTHERFORD Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would...
MARK TWAIN Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relati...
MARK TWAIN Wit and Humor -- if any difference, it is in duration -- lightning and electric light. Same material...
MARK TWAIN Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of Humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no...
MARK TWAIN There is a great deal of human nature in people.
MARK TWAIN If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
MARK TWAIN There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.
MARK TWAIN The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot...
MARK TWAIN Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
MARK TWAIN Such is the human race. Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat...
MARK TWAIN It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts th...
MARK TWAIN Lenders look at potential borrowers from many angles before extending credit: How much of its income...
MARK ZANDI Too many vital education dollars that should be spent in the classroom are bouncing around in the fe...
MARK KENNEDY There really isn't anything more refreshing then iced Coke out of the old-school glass bottles.
MARK ZUPAN Lucifer spoke thus. Pride took him from heaven, though he sat at God's right hand.' Her voice grew f...
MARK LAWRENCE Of all the various kinds of sexual intercourse, this has the least to recommend it. As an amusement,...
MARK TWAIN Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of t...
MARK TWAIN I brag on the Democratic Party. We're libertarian on social issues, it's live and let live. ...
MARK UDALL I am quite amazed how, when people earn lots of money, they think they have to spend it on things th...
MARK HADDON Loyalty to country ALWAYS. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it.
MARK TWAIN Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
MARK TWAIN We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks, if we agree with him.
MARK TWAIN As we all know from the Roman empire, big empires go down if the borders are not well-protected.
MARK RUTTE He was a psychotic. He was a borderline psychotic. He was a terrific, sensational actor, with a magi...
MARK RYDELL I've been thinking about the record since I reached the fifty plateau. But you think about it an...
MARK MCGWIRE O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover th...
MARK TWAIN A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
MARK TWAIN Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
MARK TWAIN We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether th...
MARK TWAIN Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True ...
MARK TWAIN When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
MARK TWAIN Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
MARK TWAIN We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the hum...
MARK TWAIN There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
MARK TWAIN I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- except he...
MARK TWAIN There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were...
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