He's a very talented central defender, very good in the air. He's composed on the ball, as you would expect from an Argentinian player. He's going to be a great addition to our club.
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In... MISS SUSANNA BLAMIRE AND MISS CATHERINE GILPIN Kim is a very versatile player who provides a natural type of leadership in her role as a defender. ... GREGG MURPHY Cuttino is a great addition to our club. We were looking for a player that would add some key dimens... MIKE DUNLEAVY Hes learned to never trust anyone with his heart. People lie, cheat, hurt, steal, and play. He cant ... ZACH MOUNCE Erik is another attacking player that has quality experience in the club level. He is very talented ... JAY VIDOVICH The scientific method gives us
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can... LEWIS N. ROE He is a great talent with special qualities, a very promising central defender who possesses a good ... FRANK ARNESEN Philip's a very talented player and he's going to be very good. We just need to develop more experie... BARB WOODS He's always been a great on-ball defender. Sometimes he's a little lackluster off the ball. We're ju... DEAN VANDER PLAS Besides being a great person, he's been our most consistent player. He's a good 3-point shooter, he'... BRIAN KATZ He does everything correctly. For his size, he's great in the air. He's a hard worker, good passer a... FRANK YALLOP We went into this game very prepared. We went over their tendencies and what they do, so we knew pre... ANTHONY GURLEY We worked hard to get here. Our club has been so relentless, and we're in a great position. ... The ... TONY LA RUSSA We are very excited. He is an excitable kind of guy and very positive. He is going to be a great add... JACK KIRBY With our top eight runners returning and the addition of two of the areas top eighth graders from la... BOB SWANK The role of the
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currently possess, we can take simple logical steps, backed b... LEWIS N. ROE She is going to be a very, very good basketball player. LISA BLUDER Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c... GERMANY KENT Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ... MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. As a household we are very sensitive and as an individual I am very sensitive to this sort of thing,... MIKE HOLMGREN Eusebio was a truly great player, strong, beautifully balanced, and very quick, as good as Pele in m... JACK CHARLTON He'll be a very good player in our program as time progresses. JERRY KILL He is a great ball player and a good leader. He does a very good job. We about to use him more on de... ERIC PARMLEY He's been our best player during this streak. He's a hard worker and our best on-ball defender. I've... JOEL BROWN Ryan is arguably our top prospect not currently with the big club. He is a very well-rounded player ... MIKE MILBURY That's the way it always is. We're a very balanced ball club and a very even ball club. KRIS KALIVAS If a ball is hit in the air, you almost expect it to be caught. [And on tough balls] we're still exp... CHAD ARTZ The atheist might have
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