When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.


Dave Pelzer

  Email Quote to Friends   Link to Quote   Create Short URL  Publish Text About This Quote   Share on Facebook, Twitter, and more
  See Recommended Quotes For You

Related

When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose your self-worth in the process.
AULIQ ICE
Long-time viewing of Internet violence tend to change a person's temperament, making the person pron...
YOU QUANXI
If positive and healthy materials are absent, negative materials are sure to be dominant in the cybe...
YOU QUANXI
In a robust global business environment, our business units operated well in the first quarter. More...
HARRY YOU
The Board of Directors and I are pleased to recognize Peter's outstanding contribution to the succes...
HARRY YOU
We are pleased to close the books on 2004 following the painstaking review of almost five years of f...
HARRY YOU
You strive to please others, to fit in, and feel accepted. In spite of that, you still don’t feel ...
DRAGOS BRATASANU
It is definitely somewhat a crutch of feeling that you have to please others in order to be accepted...
ANGIE STONE
Self-worth is more about valuing your inherent worth as a person. In other words, self-worth is abou...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
Self worth is the opinion you have about yourself and the value you place on yourself. It is your be...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
You cannot force change in others, you can only inspire change in others by being your awesomely sel...
MICHAEL HETHERINGTON
Being self worth defines your inner strength & confidence & as the sense of one's own value or worth...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
When you're trying to recreate habitat, you do it in hopes the amphibians can use it, and you have t...
DON ARNOLD
If you persistently seek validation from others, you will inadvertently invalidate your own self-wor...
DODINSKY
. Don't allow yourself to live imitating other’s thoughts & way of living & in process trying to p...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
Little drops of rain Whisper of the pain Tears of love Lost in the days gone by.
ROBERT PLANT "THANK YOU"
You must protect your own self being & let you don’t become victim of negativity or whims of other...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
Self perception self belief makes you the person of self worth. If you have conviction & courage you...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
Don’t lose yourself in the process of caring for others. Don’t overdo it as if you don’t need ...
ISRAELMORE AYIVOR
What gets scary is when your self-worth is tied up in what strangers think of you.
EMMA WATSON
Being self worth is greatest gift you can bestow on yourself.
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
Never be victim of self pity & in process expect sympathy from others.Never allow others to make you...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
Please others and you please yourself
BANGAMBIKI HABYARIMANA
The best moment of life is when you decide to have life of your own , with promise to honour moral v...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
Being self worth makes you modest & a person of character. It is the greatest gift you can bestow on...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
When you love a lot, you lose a lot.... But it's worth it....jh
JIMBO HENDERSON
Its okay if you help people but its not okay of you lose dignity in the process..
OLASOT
Every time you break an agreement you lose self-esteem, self-respect and self-confidence, and you lo...
ROBERT WHITE
In the end it doesn't matter what you do.
HARRISON BIRTWISTLE
The positive fire in you can glow your home and at the same time if it turns negative, it may destro...
NEHA KOTHARI
You are creative beauty and utter awesomeness. You are genius manifest. You are imperfect. You are w...
SRAVANI SAHA NAKHRO
Eventually our bodies grow old, no part of your body is immune to the effects of time. Focus on sign...
SRAVANI SAHA NAKHRO
You know you're being yourself when you 'please' without trying (so hard).
MITTA XININDLU
When you lose your smile, you lose your way in the chaos of life.
ROY T. BENNETT
That you may please others you must be forgetful of yourself.
OVID
No. I kind of accepted it, in a way. That saving you was worth losing what we might've had.
JAMES DASHNER
Panic attacks are a lot like being drunk in some ways, you lose self-control. You cry for seemingly ...
SARA BARNARD
Please come back to me, Alex. Please. I love you too much to lose you.
JENNIFER L. ARMENTROUT
Winning is nice if you don't lose your integrity in the process.
ARNOLD HORSHAK
At some point during the filmmaking process, you lose objectivity, and you need the eyes of someone ...
SYDNEY POLLACK
If you live your life to please everyone else, you will continue to feel frustrated and powerless. T...
BEVERLY ENGEL
It is imperative you stay in touch with your inner self so you don’t lose the essence of who you t...
OMOAKHUANA ANTHONIA
In the book of Gaga, fame is in your heart, fame is there to comfort you, to bring you self-confiden...
LADY GAGA
When you lose your freedom, you are alone with your emotions and reactions... you can see, for examp...
INGRID BETANCOURT
When you encourage others, you in the process are encouraged because you're making a commitment ...
ZIG ZIGLAR
When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had...
THEODORE WALTER FEDORCHAK
A true friend will never console you in times of failure because consolation brings about self pity ...
STEPHEN .R. ANYAEGBU
It's stasis that kills you off in the end, not ambition.
BONO
When you're a performer, you have to please a large audience. And when you're in politics, y...
SHIRLEY TEMPLE
Sense of worth and self-confidence comes when you accept yourself as you are. not when you're trying...
OSCAR AULIQ-ICE
Sense of worth and self-confidence comes when you accept yourself as you are. not when you're trying...
AULIQ ICE
Please… Whoever you are, whatever you are… I believe in you even though I don’t completely und...
JENNIFER ELISABETH
The worst weapon of your enemy, rival, competitor, distractor is creating self-doubt in you and/or y...
ASSEGID HABTEWOLD
Pleasure is a necessary reciprocal. No one feels, who does not at the same time give it. To be pleas...
LORD CHESTERFIELD
Pleasure is a necessary reciprocal. No one feels, who does not at the same time give it. To be plea...
LORD CHESTERFIELD
Pleasure is a necessary reciprocal. No one feels, who does not at the same time give it. To be pleas...
PHILIP STANHOPE, 4TH EARL OF CHESTERFIELD
Worth is not something you can buy for $39.99, nor something you can lose with 10 extra pounds. Self...
VIRONIKA TUGALEVA
When you judge yourself for needing help, you judge those you are helping. When you attach value to ...
BRENé BROWN
Beware of being trapped in your own imaginings. You instill sparks in others, you charge them with y...
HUGH PARKER GUILER
When you become self aware, you know your uniqueness, strengths, and limitations too. You become eas...
ASSEGID HABTEWOLD
It is so torturous to be in the crowd not only because the voice there is usually loud, but also oft...
ANUJ SOMANY
Only when you are aware of the uniqueness of everyone's individual body will you begin to have a...
MA JIAN
Favor and disgrace are like fear. Favor is in a higher place, and disgrace in a lower place. When yo...
LAO-TZU
Favor and disgrace are like fear. Favor is in a higher place, and disgrace in a lower place. When yo...
LAO TZU
When you're a beautiful person on the inside, there is nothing in the world that can change that abo...
SASHA AZEVEDO
When in spotlight, you get attention of even those you don't know; When you are in darkness, you los...
ZAIN BALOCH
So when you purchase that house, you are paying for the time that was involved in the production pro...
SUNDAY ADELAJA
The most delightful surprise in life is to suddenly recognize your own worth.
MAXWELL MALTZ
You do not need others to validate your self worth, you are single because you hold yourself high, u...
AMELIA.W
When in spotlight, you get attention of even those you don't know; When in darkness, you lose your o...
ZAIN BALOCH
For as long as you can remember, you have been a pleaser, depending on others to give you an identit...
HENRI NOUWEN
Take stock of your thoughts and behavior. Each night ask yourself, when were you negative when you c...
MARIANNE WILLIAMSON
When you're in a leadership role, you can never please all of the people all of the time. There&...
JOYCE MEYER
Any people has a right to self-determination, and now in Europe the process of diluting national sov...
VLADIMIR PUTIN
When you find fault in others you don't realise the same in you.When you realise you fault your visi...
KOWSALAPATHY
Don’t let others tell you what you can’t do. Don't let the limitations of others limit your visi...
ROY T. BENNETT
Consider how others may feel about you before, during, and after talking. Are you projecting an atti...
SUSAN C. YOUNG
If what you are is more important to you, than what you do, it is better to do nothing and have your...
APURVA GAGLANI
When you affirm your own rightness in the universe, then you co-operate with others easily and autom...
JANE ROBERTS
Self worth is how you perceive yourself, how you talk about yourself, and how you represent yourself...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
On the journey of spiritual transformation, you want to lose your baggage. In fact, you want to make...
DEREK RYDALL
Being in love, you know... it's not like having a canary, in a cage. When you lose one sweetheart, y...
SARAH WATERS
You are your true self, when you recognize your being a child, being an adult and a elderly person a...
MAURICE SPEES
When ever you allow your self to be non judgmental mostly to your self, and others, and with an open...
ANGIE KARAN
Being in the world of fashion you have to be very self-absorbed, and you are surrounded by people wh...
CAROLYN MURPHY
If you feel like the beginning of your history is rooted in slavery, that really, I think, messes wi...
DAVID OYELOWO
The entire quest is for acceptance. You run from pillar to post for being accepted as you are. This ...
NEELAM SAXENA CHANDRA
You were lying to Dave because you wanted to keep the lines of communication open? Dave had never re...
KATHARINE LIELL
Women must learn to find self-worth within themselves, not through others. It is important to carve ...
GEORGETTE MOSBACHER
When you make choices, please remember: what is good for you but not good for others won’t be good...
ILCHI LEE
When your efforts run in the face of conventional wisdom and accepted mastery, persistence can look ...
HILARY AUSTEN
Feeling the weight of every success in life is important for harboring a stronger sense of self-wort...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
I have some assets that over time will be worth something. I've been in the process of selling other...
BERNIE EBBERS
Passion, patience,persistence & preservence makes you a person of self worth.
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA
You are worthy, dear one, regardless of the outcome. You will keep making your work, regardless of t...
ELIZABETH GILBERT
You also know you’re surrendered when you don’t react to criticism and rush to defend yourself. ...
RICK WARREN
Being cool is when you win, you don't get too happy; and when you lose, you don't get too ma...
ICE T
I’m really tired of people saying what is lost in translation. Look at what you gain. You gain thr...
ARSHIA SATTAR
You just have to trust your instincts and hope that if someone doesn't like your idea, you can prove...
BRYAN SINGER
Purpose of life should be to thrive with self worth, passion, &purpose Your self worth, passion & pu...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA

More Dave Pelzer

I'm so alive.

As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER
I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER
I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER
Even when I lecture per se, I am a joke comedian, I can do the voices.
DAVE PELZER
I know I can be very standoffish.
DAVE PELZER
My mom obviously had a problem.
DAVE PELZER
Everyone picked on me in school because I was in foster care.
DAVE PELZER
I am not the most eloquent guy in the world.
DAVE PELZER
Everybody makes mistakes.
DAVE PELZER
Whatever you do for the sole purpose of having others admire you, your efforts will most likely be i...
DAVE PELZER
I am a very shy, introverted guy.
DAVE PELZER
I'm always looking for a story of survival.
DAVE PELZER
My message has always been about resilience.
DAVE PELZER
I really believe I'm no different from anyone else. I just had a few challenges I had to learn f...
DAVE PELZER
I had an attachment disorder.
DAVE PELZER
You kick a dog long enough, that dog is going to bite you or die.
DAVE PELZER
'A Child Called It' was a story about resilience, it was never about boo hoo hoo, it was abo...
DAVE PELZER
The thing is, at the end of the day you still have to face yourself.
DAVE PELZER
I still love my former wife, I won't call her my ex-wife.
DAVE PELZER
Something good comes out of every crisis.
DAVE PELZER
You can be a victim of cancer, or a survivor of cancer. It's a mindset.
DAVE PELZER
What distresses me at times is that I meet a lot of people in their 40's, 50's, 60's, wh...
DAVE PELZER
To help yourself, you must be yourself. Be the best that you can be. When you make a mistake, learn ...
DAVE PELZER
Childhood should be carefree, playing in the sun; not living a nightmare in the darkness of the soul...
DAVE PELZER
I learned from Arnold Schwarzenegger, too, that it's O.K. to be pluggish.
DAVE PELZER
If people have a basic understanding of right from wrong, possess a strong desire to better themselv...
DAVE PELZER
Ask yourself: was there anything I could have done to prevent the situation? If the answer is yes, d...
DAVE PELZER
you can't treat me this way.
DAVE PELZER
A Man Named Dave
DAVE PELZER
You're Generation Next. Cowboy up. We're supposed to expect greatness from you. You wanna be great, ...
DAVE PELZER
Life can be tough, but it's tougher if you're stupid. You think you got problems? Get in my private ...
DAVE PELZER
If people have a basic understanding of right from wrong, possess a strong desire to better themselv...
DAVE PELZER
This is your homework assignment. From this moment on the B.S. stops. The whining stops. Be nice. Do...
DAVE PELZER
It is important for people to know that no matter what lies in their past, they can overcome the dar...
DAVE PELZER
One could come from less than humble beginnings, to become a winner from within.
DAVE PELZER
Inside, my soul became so cold I hated everything. I even despised the sun, for I knew I would never...
DAVE PELZER
I think I know most of Brainerd. I know about half of them by name.
ALAN PELZER
They're most festive. When you think holidays, you think egrets.
ALAN PELZER
If you don't get Spam, you feel left out.
ALAN PELZER
We like the people, we have a lot of fun. People say it's a friendly place. Most post offices are st...
ALAN PELZER
You can't really think about anything. If you over-analyze a situation, you're going to put more pre...
WYNN PELZER
I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL
Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY
We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY
Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY
If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY
I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA
A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL
As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES
I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN
The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY
When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES
Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK
And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS
That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD
So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS
You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS
The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY
A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL
Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS
Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE
It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS
We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY
Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY
If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY
The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY
I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN
I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL
The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL
I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY
The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART
Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS
Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY
The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN
I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY
'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS
I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS
I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK
We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY
The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY
There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES
...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY
That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS
I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS
Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY
You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY
Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY
I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY
The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY
It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY
I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY
Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY
I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY
In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY
Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS
Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY
Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN
We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS
How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS
My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY
As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS
Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER
Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY
A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY
What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY
Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY
There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY
The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY
It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY
Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY
Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY
A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY
It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY
Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY
The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY
We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY
Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY
And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY
New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY
I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY
If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY
Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY
We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS
You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS
It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS
Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY
Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT
You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY
The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS
Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT
I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS
Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT
It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY
In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY
At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT
It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL
I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL
There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL
My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL
Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL
Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL
My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL
I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL
In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d...
DAVE GROHL
I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
DAVE GROHL
Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got.
DAVE GROHL
I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves.
DAVE GROHL