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CHUCK BERRY In the 7th grade, I made a 20-foot long mural of the Lewis and Clark Trail while we were studying th...
CHUCK CLOSE Chuck Berry doesn't give interviews.
CHUCK BERRY Maybe it is true what they say, that playing these Chuck Berry songs is easy. But try singing them. ...
CHUCK BERRY Mr. Olsen in the fifth grade made me want to be a writer. He said, 'Chuck, you do this really we...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK One day between takes on the 'Oz' set, I went into one of the cells and laid down and dozed ...
CHUCK ZITO It's amazing because people come up to me and say, 'Chuck, you're the luckiest guy in th...
CHUCK NORRIS Of all the artists who emerged in the '80s, I think perhaps Cindy Sherman is the most important.
CHUCK CLOSE In America the schools have become too permissive, the kids now are controlling the schools, the tai...
CHUCK NORRIS I know that I'm going to die and that you're going to die. I can't do anything about tha...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Maybe it's better just living the way you figure life is when you're a kid. Before you get too smart...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Real smart begins when you quit quoting other people.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK You hear the best stories from ordinary people. That sense of immediacy is more real to me than a lo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their dis...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Thinking how every day is like tossing an egg. At any moment we may
find our selves saying OH C...
CHUCK BRIDGES Obama's ability to use his personality to push folks, whether on Capitol Hill or in Europe, mean...
CHUCK TODD Between income taxes and employment taxes, capital gains taxes, estate taxes, corporate taxes, prope...
CHUCK NORRIS