I'm still concerned that it's not enough.
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We're not overly concerned about the U.S.-related shares. There's enough earnings growth and valuati...
BRIAN INGHAM Im still runnin against the wind
Well Im older now and still
Against the wind
BOB SEGER But, I still can't totally forgive Dave for blowing my world apart. DO YOU HEAR THAT, DAVE?!
K.M. SHEA We are very concerned about this. It's still probably an unusual occurrence in healthy people, but w...
CLIFFORD MCDONALD The locals are really enjoying it. What's great about Merritt Square is that we are centrally locate...
BILL HARTLEY Im still betting on you. - Cinna.
SUZANNE COLLINS Im okay Im okay now.
But you really need to listen to me
'cause im telling you the trut...
GERARD WAY im still waiting
for that kiss when
my leg
[(P o p s)]*
MEGAN While notable, this is still not enough to move the needle in a meaningful way as far as earnings --...
LAURA CONIGLIARO Where love is concerned, too much is not enough
P.A. CARON DE BEAUMARCHAIS Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.
PIERRE DE BEAUMARCHAIS Merritt and Ashley really got us going in the second half.
AL ALDRIDGE You can turn off the sun, but im still ganna shine!
JASON MRAZ i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g...
SIMI GREWAL Don't run away.
Im not running away. Im already gone.
-Lena and Ethan
KAMI GARCIA We are not concerned about innovation shifting from the U.S. I still believe that the U.S. still has...
CRAIG MUNDIE You don't have to have a mandatory process if you have principled individuals willing to work togeth...
DAVE MERRITT The salt rate is constant.
DAVE MERRITT We do not have federated IM. We firmly believe you need a separate channel from any public IM system...
BOB SHIMP Note To Kids: I Never Drunk Alcohol,, Smoked or did Drugs and Im Still Cool..
KALUM JOHNSON (KDOG) Im not your biggest girly girl.
MAGGIE SIFF This was the landing that Dave did not get to make.
DOROTHY BROWN Im James Bond. Im Jason Bourne. Im Super-freaking-Mario come to life.
JOHN DAVID ANDERSON One thing that we're still concerned over is the slowing earnings growth on a year-over-year basis. ...
BRYAN PISKOROWSKI Such events help Merritt Square achieve its goal of being the area's center for entertainment, shopp...
BILL HARTLEY It's a pretty pathetic addiction. I'd sit there actually concerned, really hoping that Jorge Sosa go...
CHRISTIAN WILLIAMS All that I have done will be remembered when I am all said and done.
TRUMAINE M. PRESSLEY The idea came together out of discussions between myself, Aron Ralston and Dave Reed from the Wilder...
CLARE BASTABLE Im not looking for perfection, just perfect flaws.
KIERRA C.T. BANKS so what brings you to the doctor today?"
"hmm, im afraid i have the chronic desire to save peop...
DEB CALETTI Claire Hodgson, born Clara Mae Merritt, was the daughter of a prominent Georgia attorney who had onc...
JANE LEAVY I don't know limits, that's why I'am infinite and even when im gone I will still remain Sun
DALADIER Retailers are concerned, but they're not panicky,
MARK VITNER Like anybody, I would like to live a long life. Longevity has its place. But Im not concerned about ...
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. Never felt lyk im alone bcoz my soul always follows me dats wat make me feel im not alone & I"ll nev...
RAKSHAN BHANDARY It was a most unfortunate racial slur. There can be no excuse for what was said. Dave Lenihan has be...
TIM DORSEY Thank god im not too cool for the safebelt.
KANYE WEST Im A Good Friend, But Im A Better Enemy.
DONALD C HALL Freiheit ist etwas Maßloses. Im Guten wie im Schlechten.
CARSTEN K. RATH We are concerned the overheating fixed-asset investment has still not yet been effectively controlle...
GRACE NG We are concerned the overheating fixed asset investment has still not yet been effectively controlle...
GRACE NG Im not a politician and my other habits are good. Ive no enemys to reward, nor friends to sponge. Bu...
ARTEMUS WARD We are concerned that the virus may still circulate after this campaign,
GEORG PETERSEN Investors are still concerned about ABC,
DAVID JOYCE That isn't a whole lot. It's getting close enough that we're concerned, and we're having these meeti...
KURT HARCLERODE Dave always said, very clearly, that if anything ever happened to him, he wanted the program to go o...
DOROTHY BROWN I' ve been shot five times but im still breathing living proof there a god if you need a reason.
TUPAC SHAKUR Still I was concerned that politics would get between us and our POWs.
BO GRITZ We're concerned that due to the late settlement that not enough teachers might be there. Our joint g...
BEN VISNICK The fact that Iran asked for these discussions this morning - they are not negotiations - illustrate...
JACK STRAW To have the comfort of sharing and laughing with genuine people who actually care is like taking a n...
GARY F EVANS... I dont really think its all that settled yet, ... Weve got a good group of guys, though. Im sure eve...
AARON KATZ Patients should be concerned but not alarmed, as the number of patients affected is still relatively...
ARTHUR EPSTEIN In life, Happiness is not about having 'more' , but knowing that its 'more' than enough.
LESTER LIM JUN KAI I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he's a weird duck but I like him a lot.
PETER TORK Most men are individuals no longer so far as their business, its activities, or its moralities are c...
WOODROW WILSON Most men are individuals no longer so far as their business, its activities, or its moralities are c...
CHARLES DICKENS Mr. Ingle also indicated that the fair is concerned that it will not be able to meet its financial o...
ERIC STUCKEY Turns out not where but who you're with that really matters.
DAVE MATTHEWS BAND I am not concerned that you have fallen -- I am concerned that you arise.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN I am not concerned that you have fallen / I am concerned that you arise.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN If Dave wants to continue this test, he has to do that privately, not using university systems.
BRIAN RUST The benefits of IM are undeniable for businesses, yet the security risks and challenges are paramoun...
CHRIS SHIPLEY I'm concerned about getting Iraq on its feet.
DOUGLAS FEITH Obviously, everything had to go through Dave to get those things done. He gave me enough latitude to...
MARK KOSTEK Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave B...
ARTHUR C. CLARKE If it's expressible, Its LOVE... Even if it's not, Still its LOVE
ASHISH SOPHAT The market is still not pricing in enough Fed tightening.
AMITABH ARORA Love, when it came and knocked on my door, was going to be enough.
And that unknown autho...
V.C. ANDREWS I don't know but sometimes I feel that im not a good person in this planet
However I like that feeli...
BENJABR, HASSAN I am concerned that FEMA is not ready and we'll see much of what we saw during Katrina, ... I've bee...
BENNIE THOMPSON I don't think we want to be so cavalier as to say we're not concerned, but we don't, as of this firs...
JERRY MARTIN I'm not concerned about it. I'm a little angry about it because I know this kid is better that what ...
OZZIE GUILLEN I'm not concerned about those things, I know I'm not going to keep everybody happy along the way,
RICKY PONTING We've got to keep the ball away from Merritt with our kicking game. That's not a phase you can rest ...
RANDY TRIBBLE They're very concerned about the availability of gas, ... They're concerned about coming here if the...
GARY BROWN I think that some people still think that the formula other than gospel still is not strong enough t...
ANDRAE CROUCH I always wanted to feel that I had enough knowledge and experience of the car that I could change it...
ALAIN PROST I am deeply concerned that the FAA is losing a number of its most senior safety inspectors and does ...
JAY ROCKEFELLER Im very nurturing.
TAMARA ECCLESTONE Oil is definitely a factor, ... People are concerned about its impact not just on growth here, but o...
ANN HURLEY We just kind of put out a dream list of mixers, and that included Dave and other such impossibilitie...
MATT BROWN I think that Dave Halle ought to be congratulated.
THOMAS SHEPARD I am going to resign. The only way Dave can serve is if I resign, short of confirmation. I would not...
HERB BEHNKE I told [GM] Roland Hemond to go out and get me a big name pitcher. He said, 'Dave Wehrmeister's got ...
EDDIE EICHORN There is no longer any excuse for not adopting corporate IM. But businesses should establish policie...
TOM EID I am not concerned that I have no place, I am concerned how I may fit myself for one, I am not conce...
CONFUCIUS We've felt for sometime that IM is next big wave. If you claim to offer a total messaging solution, ...
CHRIS CHRISTIANSEN Compared to what it was yesterday, it's 100 percent better, but it's still not good enough. I still ...
MARK MULDER We're not putting Dave or his image back in the [Baja Fresh] ads,
JACK SCHUESSLER Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this makes no sense, microwave.
ANONYMOUS I'm concerned about getting Iraq on its feet.
DOUGLAS FEITH You wear nothing but you wear it so well
DAVE MATTHEWS BAND "yes i own a whaler boat, it slides across the sea some folks say im a part of it i know its part of...
JIMMY BUFFETT im the one who has to die when its time for me to die. so let me live my life the way i want to
LIL WAYNE I am perfectly aware that HP has never guaranteed absolute tenure status to its employees; but I als...
DAVID PACKARD What is not yours always chirps for its master.
SPANISH PROVERB We don't know what the damage is, per se. We don't know if its salvageable or not. But while the bui...
DANNY WUERFFEL It is often that a cow does not take after its breed.
IRISH PROVERB It's not my fault, its everyone else's......losers!
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DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
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