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Real philosophy is like trying to read an alarm system installation manual in Korean.


Chris Hardwick

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IVAN ILLICH It is a great advantage for a system of philosophy to be substantially true.
GEORGE SANTAYANA It is a great advantage for a system of philosophy to be substantially true.
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ELON MUSK An alarm clock is a proof that man has to get up early and work hard.
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CHRIS JERICHO There are a lot of similarities between dancing and wrestling. The costumes are the same, the spande...
CHRIS JERICHO The point is that when I see a sunset or a waterfall or something, for a split second it's so gr...
CHRIS EVANS I play Texas Hold'em on my Blackberry. I have amassed a fortune on that. I have almost 30 millio...
CHRIS CORNELL I am just pitifully nostalgic. I can't help but roll my eyes at myself frequently. I mean, I sti...
CHRIS LOWELL If you're an American kid, you can't help but be influenced by Led Zeppelin, Black Sabbath a...
CHRIS CORNELL The violence of war is random. It does not make sense. And many of those who struggle with loss also...
CHRIS HEDGES Just remember,' a Marine Corps lieutenant colonel told me as he strapped his pistol belt under his a...
CHRIS HEDGES There are always people willing to commit unspeakable human atrocity in exchange for a little power ...
CHRIS HEDGES I said we are going to balance an $11 billion budget deficit in a $29 billion budget, so by percenta...
CHRIS CHRISTIE I'm much more starstruck by athletes than I am by actors, and I think I saw Kobe Bryant at a bas...
CHRIS EVANS I was in the room when Sundar convinced Eric Schmidt that it would be possible to unseat Internet Ex...
CHRIS SACCA I drew a lot of inspiration from the Ginuwines, the Ushers, the Michael Jacksons, the James Browns, ...
CHRIS BROWN Some people fast, some people go on a cruise or visit a day spa. I get out in the woods with a rifle...
CHRIS PRATT I'm also launching a podcast. Because, I mean, the world desperately needs another podcast, am I...
CHRIS SACCA All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile.
CHRIS HART After I left high school and got my GED, I studied broadcast journalism for a year at a community co...
CHRIS ROCK We will never be capable of true relationships with others if we continue to view them as others.
CHRIS MATAKAS In a pinch, when my leather shoes need a quick shine, I take the inside of a banana peel and rub it ...
CHRIS DIAMANTOPOULOS I think that the fact that a relationship becomes public is a bit of a bummer. Because it can distra...
CHRIS MARTIN Funny enough, the person who is most bummed out to hear I won't be back is Mark Cuban. Despite w...
CHRIS SACCA I'm always calculating what I want to do, who I want to be, what I want to accomplish. I don'...
CHRIS PINE You get to where you kind of like it, and It's a habit That's hard to break. I still find my...
CHRIS LEDOUX Film is just a different version of what we did round the campfire when we were Neanderthals. We tel...
CHRIS PINE China's one-child policy punishes families for having 'out-of-plan' children, resulting ...
CHRIS SMITH So many things for me are unfortunate in the commercialization of something that is special. It'...
CHRIS CARTER