They can't snap their fingers and do symbolic things and turn it all around. It ain't that easy -- particularly when you have the antipathy that now exists against him.
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Related Do. Then talk. In that order. SOTERO M LOPEZ II Or maybe they just accept that it's wrong in God's eyes, although not in their own, and they'll worr... CRAIG GROESCHEL I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES If therefore you shall be remembered for what you did with what you had more than what you had, use ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH So aint you think just causen you in this car now means any damn thing. It aint. He pretending it do... STACIA KANE Just do it... that's all... no matter what, when and where... but just do it. DEYTH BANGER I appreciate the fact that you have one redeeming quality, Jack, but that is all it is. Just a hint ... K.A. LINDE Why be greedy when you can have it all. ANTHONY T. HINCKS Do the thing and you will have the power. RALPH WALDO EMERSON Though there is antipathy in the human heart to the gospel of Christ, yet when Christians make their... DAVID LIVINGSTONE 6 Ways To Give Your Mind A Break: 1. Stop stressing 2. Stop worrying 3. Give re... GERMANY KENT If you want to find something with an equation, you must start thinking like a person who have it. DEYTH BANGER Tomorrow is promised to no one. Prioritize today accordingly. GINA GREENLEE You have got to turn things around, and you only have a few minutes to do that. DR. DENNIS WYMAN Just like any one of us, they started with no road map or guarantee of success. But they went out an... CAMILLE SWEENEY Success is a Journey: so, don’t forget to pack your COURAGE: to face the obstacles heading your wa... PHILIP T. M. If you can dream it, you can do it. ENZO FERRARI Pain has creative power, Let the magic unfold... HENNA SOHAIL Life is weird and wonderful like that, is it not. SONYA.E.WILLIAMS My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it CLARENCE BUDINGTON KELLAND Risks can lead to great victories or defeats. Even if you are defeated, the lesson will be valuable ... LAILAH GIFTYAKITA Somewhere out there is a true and living prophet of destruction and I dont want to confront him. I k... CORMAC MCCARTHY What if you couldn't bank on a future...what would you do now? Things can change in the blink of an ... ELIZABETH ALRAUNE 28. Feelings are neither right nor wrong. It's what you do with them that causes the problems. JAMES C. DOBSON If you can't do it today, You can not do it in your whole life! Do it NOW! KAMAL KHANZADA When you see something "FUN" and "EASY" ,, Trust ME.. it is "HARD" TO DO IT! .. But it's not Impossi... MOHAMMAD SULAIMAN ALJABER To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN If you want a revenge, don't hold it. It poisons you. Either you just let the grudge go, or mak... TOBA BETA Determined eyes see less sleep; a focused mind has less time for idleness. Hearts filled with tenaci... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH dont wait for next minute, next hour, next day, next week, next year, just do it if you want to do i... ANON QUOTER Do it and they will follow CHARMAINE J. FORDE Produce your own dream. If you want to save Peru, go save Peru. It’s quite possible to do anything... JOHN LENNON You do not come back from those depths just by making some shifts here and there and cherry-picking ... GARRY SOUTH It is so easy to think that the world revolves around you, but all you have to do is stare up at the... JODI PICOULT We had no shot of making that one. You have 1.26 seconds and (holder) B.J. (Sander) has a clock in h... RYAN LONGWELL Historically, philanthropy has been something that you do when you turn 65, and you are retired, and... LAURA ARRILLAGA-ANDREESSEN To snap my fingers and let it go away. Even if it takes the 3,000th hit with it, just let it all go ... RAFAEL PALMEIRO It's a hard job. It means giving up some things, but on the other hand they keep saying you can ... GARRY MARSHALL I cant help it you see
i have this habit
of throwing
smiles around
and it makes me quite sad
when pe... GEMIMAH S. COLLIWALD CORNILIA* If it's what you do and you can do it, then you do it. VAN MORRISON If you think you can do it, you can. JOHN BURROUGHS It ain't bragging if you can do it. DIZZY DEAN Her hormones slipped into their sexy underwear with a grin. JENNIFER SCHMIDT We started six freshmen against South, and they won it all last year. You have to take a look at the... ERIC DEARBORN Life, its so great, but when we act like shit and do shit, then it aint. Why should we act like that... TUPAC SHAKUR Because I love you.' It was easy to say it this time now that I understood what it meant. Then I quo... ANN AGUIRRE The earnings demonstrate how well they're executing, ... That's the key. In this environment you wan... ANDY NEFF It was the real thing ... When we were recording, sometimes we'd make a 'human fade' - we would just... ALLEN TOUSSAINT Unisys is doing all the right things to turn this around. But execution is still the key. It's wait-... 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HINCKS ...Okay... probably now you have read all my books up to now..., you have check out everything what ... DEYTH BANGER It was frustrating all around, there were a lot of things that went wrong. A lot of it we brought on... BARRET JACKMAN What the public hates the most is when they think the politicians aren't listening to them. They... CHUCK SCHUMER There's no easy answer here. It's not like you can say (that) when the parent turns 72 they should a... FRANK DEGEN It is an intimidation. It takes a different kind of post player to go against him. Most people build... LARRY FARMER I can remind Carlos all I want. But when you get out there against Cuba or whoever and start banging... DUSTY BAKER You do not have to be a hurricane, to turn things around LOESJE I think we all have to realize that the odds are against it. It is difficult to envision a situation... FRANK LINDH There's doubt in trying. Just do it or stop thinking. TOBA BETA Everyday people all over the world take advantage of life, they abuse it and dice with it.Life is so... GARY F EVANS... Don't think it. Do it! ANTHONY T. HINCKS She wanted him to tell her that when you love someone so hard and so fierce, it was all right to do ... JODI PICOULT Being present is being connected to All Things. S. KELLEY HARRELL, M. DIV. Playing against a former coach has nothing to do with it. We do it the same way whether we're playin... ALVIN WYATT A lot of us lead relatively sedentary lifestyles, so you have to motivate yourself and force yoursel... RANDY COUTURE They didn't see any, ... You have bombers that can fly across the Atlantic Ocean, drop their loads, ... CARL WEBSTER Difficult things aren't easy, but they're worth it. MIA LOVE Sometimes you do not have to physical see things, in order to believe that they exist. The universe ... KISHAN S CHAUHAN They probably have six or seven guys they can throw in there and do that. When you have success and ... CHAD JILEK Things that break - be they bones, hearts, or promises - can be put back together but will never rea... JODI PICOULT Repeat. That's about all you can do. They have (a state title) now and they know what it takes to ge... JANET DISBENNETT They play really hard. I saw them against South Carolina on TV, and it won't be easy. We've got to s... ERIC FERGUSON What we need to do is always lean into the future; when the world changes around you and when it cha... JEFF BEZOS One day, you muster the courage and let go of the fear. In a brief moment of insanity, you give wing... K.J. KILTON Only when you realize that the people around you have become envious,of your work and silently wish ... SUZI SANDFORT
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GARRY KASPAROV Commencement speeches were invented largely in the belief that outgoing college students should neve... GARRY TRUDEAU Chess helps you to concentrate, improve your logic. It teaches you to play by the rules and take res... GARRY KASPAROV Lives have been altered in fundamental ways, and later, after they acquire a more complete understan... GARRY TRUDEAU Because I was a diminutive, arty kid, I felt like a misfit in high school - but who doesn't? GARRY TRUDEAU The systematic dismantling of reproductive rights, much like the takedown of collective bargaining, ... GARRY TRUDEAU Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the ... GARRY TRUDEAU For the most part, editors no longer view 'Doonesbury' as a rolling provocation, which is fi... GARRY TRUDEAU Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive. GARRY SHANDLING Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bat... GARRY TRUDEAU As I remember it, the bases were loaded.
(asked his reaction to hitting a grand slam) GARRY MADDOX It's not the hair on your head that matters. It's the kind of hair you have inside. GARRY SHANDLING I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence. GARRY TRUDEAU America: the only country in the world where failing to promote yourself is regarded as being arroga... GARRY TRUDEAU I have such poor vision I can date anybody. GARRY SHANDLING And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was perha... GARRY TRUDEAU I believe all state fairs are subsidized to some extent. How far do you go, I guess, is the question... GARRY MOORE They had two really good teams those two years, but they've got a really good team this year. I'm ho... GARRY MOORE It was almost like doing homework last time. We ought to do better this time. The only thing we had ... GARRY MOORE Hopefully, by the experience from playing the Speidel Course, they will have a better time and play ... GARRY MOORE Swinging a club is not a problem, but the greatest thing is staying in it mentally and not getting f... GARRY MOORE There were about seven guys that stayed in the 70s and were real patient throughout the whole day, GARRY MOORE We've had a pretty good season, ... The boys did a good job, they put up good numbers and it was goo... GARRY MOORE The traffic - that is what is hindering downtown Bluefield, ... There is no traffic. Again, we are j... GARRY MOORE The traffic - that is what's hindering downtown Bluefield. There is no traffic. Again, we are just t... GARRY MOORE Christmas is, of course, the time to be home - in heart as well as body." GARRY MOORE