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ROBIN WILLIAMS We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Do I perform sometimes in a manic style? Yes. Am I manic all the time? No. Do I get sad? Oh yeah. Do...
ROBIN WILLIAMS For me, comedy starts as a spew, a kind of explosion, and then you sculpt it from there, if at all. ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS In America they really do mythologise people when they die.
ROBIN WILLIAMS The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
ROBIN WILLIAMS When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone i...
ROBIN WILLIAMS I'm not used to crying. It's a little difficult. All my life I've had to fight. It's...
SERENA WILLIAMS People who express themselves in paradoxes are in a strong position; and the more outrageous the par...
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