Nathan Reese Maher quote: "All is as if the world did cease to exist. The city's monuments go unseen, its past unheard, and its culture slowly fading in the dismal sea."

The shadow self is what lies beneath the makeup. It’s those ugly parts that you haven’t accepted...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

Patches don’t look it, but when attached to your soul they can get pretty heavy. They go over the ...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

Because I am, just as you are you. We don’t always get to pick who we are, Shelly Wynn, but we can...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

Cry no tears for us, my friend.” I pry at her fingers, panicking to be released in fear that she m...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

That’s a stupid name! Whirly-gig is much better, I think. Who in their right
mind would point...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

I rouse Emily to our guests, as she finishes off our fifteenth snowman by setting the head atop its ...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

She leaves my side and heads deeper into
the apartment singing, “—if the spirit tries to hi...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

I steal one glance over my shoulder as soon as we are far from the foreboding luminance of the neon ...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

History doesn’t start with a tall building
and a card with your name written on it, but jokes...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

Did Bach ever eat
pancakes at midnight?
NATHAN REESE MAHER

I can’t help but ask, “Do you know where you are?”
She turns to me with a foreboding glar...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

There is a stillness between us, a period of restlessness that ties my stomach
in a hangman’s...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

Call me crazy, but there is something terribly wrong with this city.
NATHAN REESE MAHER

Do we not each dream of dreams? Do we not dance on the notes of lost
memories? Then are we not ...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

It’s no big deal. It’s kind of like a tattoo. It won’t hurt, not too much, just a few stitches...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

Aloha Oukou. It looked like your soul was escaping so I put you in a tree.
NATHAN REESE MAHER

There’s nothing wrong with you at all. Sometimes people say or do things that are mean because the...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

Soon, all the children were chanting it. “No school! No school!
NATHAN REESE MAHER

Somehow her hula hoop had cut into the driver’s side door like the vehicle was made of cheese.
NATHAN REESE MAHER

She could spin it between her legs, skip with it, twirl it around her neck and transfer it from one ...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

Shelly shook her head and made sure she had plenty of space so that she wouldn’t hit anything. As ...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

I’m afraid they’re not coming.” Abby said fearfully. “Our parents, our teachers – everyone...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

Lydia displays her right hand and instantly bathed the room with a blinding light. It lasted only a ...
NATHAN REESE MAHER

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you kno...
BILL MAHER

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence brief...
BILL MAHER

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For w...
BILL MAHER

Confidence is courage at ease.
DANIEL MAHER

Running is a big question mark that's there each and every day. It asks you, 'Are you going to be a ...
PETER MAHER

You are what you do. It’s about actions.
BILL MAHER

I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. If you're not married and havi...
BILL MAHER

We have a Bill of rights. What we need is a Bill of responsibilities.
BILL MAHER

Everything that used to be a sin, is now a disease.
BILL MAHER

When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. That’s something I value. F...
BILL MAHER

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
BILL MAHER

He had no further intercourse with Spirits, but lived upon the Total Abstinence Principle, ever afte...
BILL MAHER

Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved ...
BILL MAHER

Starting a new job is always scary, or at least for me it's always scary. It's like the firs...
SEAN MAHER

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit.'
BILL MAHER

We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
BILL MAHER

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.
BILL MAHER

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more ...
BILL MAHER

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again.
BILL MAHER

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll...
BILL MAHER

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tell...
BILL MAHER

If you belonged to a political party or a social club that was tied to as much bigotry, misogyny, ho...
BILL MAHER

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence brief...
BILL MAHER

This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were grante...
BILL MAHER

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, t...
BILL MAHER

We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in ...
BILL MAHER

The House okayed the gasoline tax cut, which will increase the deficit, line the pockets of the oil ...
BILL MAHER

When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. ThatÃƒÂ¢Ã¢Â‚Â¬Ã¢...
BILL MAHER

Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the "wil...
BILL MAHER

Men are only as loyal as their options.
BILL MAHER

Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think ...
BILL MAHER

We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying...
BILL MAHER

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country bette...
BILL MAHER

Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the k...
BILL MAHER

New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, inta...
BILL MAHER

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I think religion stops...
BILL MAHER

Suicide is man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!
BILL MAHER

Stop worrying. Hollywood won’t turn your daughter into a nymphomaniac or get her hooked on drugs.....
BILL MAHER

[F]reedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that "Oh, I don't get involved in politics," ...
BILL MAHER

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."
BILL MAHER

My colleague, Chuck, said -- I know it sounds like such an exaggeration -- but we felt like we were ...
SUSAN MAHER

In Lowell, Indiana, there was a four-hour hostage standoff in a bank. The bank customers were made t...
BILL MAHER

If Bill Clinton was Moses, he would have come down with the Ten Suggestions.
BILL MAHER

But isn't there something wrong when I'm the ONLY guy in the country that got fired for 9/11?
BILL MAHER

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It's ov...
BILL MAHER

Bush gave an interview and he said people will vote for him because 'They've seen me weep, they’ve...
BILL MAHER

Mike has been a superb ambassador for Canisius College and has made significant contributions to the...
BILL MAHER

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce ...
BILL MAHER

. . . remember, guns don't kill people -- unless you practice real hard.
BILL MAHER

If you were on a sinking ship and yelled, "Women and children first!" how much feminist opposition d...
BILL MAHER

Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what,...
BILL MAHER

George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, Bush says that about every boo...
BILL MAHER

kids- there has to be some penalty for sex!
BILL MAHER

Like it or not, we’re still a primitive tribe ruled by fears, superstition and misinformation.
BILL MAHER

I would describe my spirituality as exactly the opposite of having a religious affiliation.
BILL MAHER

Our mistakes from the past are just that: mistakes. And they were necessary to make in order to beco...
BILL MAHER

Religion to me is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
BILL MAHER

The true Axis of Evil in America is the genius of our marketing combined with the stupidity of our p...
BILL MAHER

The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
BILL MAHER

If you think you have it tough, read history books.
BILL MAHER

Curious people are intersting people, I wonder why that is.
BILL MAHER

I think what's dangerous is the idea that someone can wash away your sins.
BILL MAHER

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has ...
BILL MAHER

Recently, there's been a trend in America that I find very disturbing . . . rewarding immoral and il...
BILL MAHER

I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, ...
BILL MAHER

The rise in output prices ... will not ruffle the doves unduly when the Monetary Policy Committee me...
DARAGH MAHER

The rise in output prices ... will not ruffle the doves unduly when the MPC meets next month to deci...
DARAGH MAHER

It's not just 1,500 servers, but a collection of 1,500 servers that act like a single computer syste...
CHRIS MAHER

It's a savage profit warning for the UK, with numbers for 2006/07 likely to shift materially below c...
CHRISTIAN MAHER

It's a savage profit warning for the UK with the number for 2007 likely to shift materially below cu...
CHRISTIAN MAHER

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you th...
BILL MAHER

If the BOJ can deliver an exit strategy without creating undue political friction, it could be the c...
DARAGH MAHER

Just honest. To me, being 'politically incorrect' means the opposite of being political -- which mea...
BILL MAHER

There is a big hangover from soft U.S. data we had yesterday which worked in the direction of dollar...
DARAGH MAHER

The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a high...
BILL MAHER

Jim Bakker spells his name with 2 k's because 3 would be too obvious
BILL MAHER

And to answer the question that people have about this conspiracy theory that he has a pack in his b...
BILL MAHER

If they all go real fast at the same time you get a traffic jam and performance goes down.
CHRIS MAHER

Thats why I dont have a religion. I dont want to have to say that, okay, I agree with everythi...
BILL MAHER

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
BILL MAHER

President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite l...
BILL MAHER

The problem is that the people with the most ridiculous ideas are always the people who are most cer...
BILL MAHER

When you're twelve years old and you've just learned to spell 'bestiality',
BILL MAHER

It's not a mystery to me what happened with 9/11. . . . These guys are out there. We knew they were ...
BILL MAHER

Curious people are interesting people; I wonder why that is.
BILL MAHER

Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I use...
BILL MAHER

Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.
BILL MAHER

Doctors said that the test most commonly used to screen for colon cancer doesn't go far enough. They...
BILL MAHER

When we talk about values, I think of rationality in solving problems. Thats something I value. Fa...
BILL MAHER

It's a savage profit warning for the UK, with numbers for 2006/07 likely to shift materially below c...
CHRISTIAN MAHER

The outlook is worse than we had hoped.
CHRISTIAN MAHER

The move (to sell) is not illogical given the lack of control, but it is slightly at odds with the c...
CHRISTIAN MAHER

It's a savage profit warning for the UK.
CHRISTIAN MAHER

I have a problem with people who take the Constitution loosely and the Bible literally.
BILL MAHER

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country
BILL MAHER

Hopefully, that will give our players a little bit of incentive to prove to their fans, their friend...
KIM MAHER

Maybe every other American movie shouldn't be based on a comic book. Other countries will think Amer...
BILL MAHER

A lot of people have warned President Clinton that Bosnia will turn into another Vietnam, which woul...
BILL MAHER

Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner...
BILL MAHER

But I felt the moral obligation to help prevent what happened to me from happening to our people.
MAHER ARAR

They are doing this to people and it is wrong, wrong, wrong. This is an evil practice, and I want th...
MAHER ARAR

He always wants to come with me. He insists, and he cries if I can't take him. He's afraid that if I...
MAHER ARAR

I still have the nightmares. I see the same person who tortured me in my dreams.
MAHER ARAR

They kept telling me, 'You are a liar,'
MAHER ARAR

You have to understand, for a torture victim, this is an independent confirmation, ... And I would c...
MAHER ARAR

We survived the 1980's. Back then, the economic program was called "trickle down." That actually mea...
BILL MAHER

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
BILL MAHER

It's all been satirized for your protection.
BILL MAHER

I mean, I think, Iraqis, I think, feel that if we drove smaller cars, maybe we wouldn't have to kill...
BILL MAHER

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people i...
BILL MAHER

I like groaning. That means that you're not pandering to their already settled prejudices.
BILL MAHER

C&W has announced a sharply lower outlook for UK profitability in 2007, underlining our fears about ...
CHRISTIAN MAHER

And she's always writing a book. It's always the same book. Slander. Treason. How many euphemisms ca...
BILL MAHER

Certainly, the tone of the Inflation Report did not hint at such a pronounced division within the ce...
DARAGH MAHER

Abstinence is a perversion.
BILL MAHER

You can imagine the kind of problems you can solve with this, like a tsunami warning device that wou...
CHRIS MAHER

A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon...
BILL MAHER

Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obvious.
BILL MAHER

New Rule: Instead of killing 99.9 percent of germs, Lysol has to just go ahead and kill them all. Wh...
BILL MAHER

Our customers are going to push us in that direction.
MAHER MASRI

And, corny as it may sound, I do cherish the bond between me and the audience, the minority that fol...
BILL MAHER

This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that fo...
BILL MAHER

New Rule: Stop leaving couches on the sidewalk. Besides being lazy and ugly, it's animal cruelty. Yo...
BILL MAHER

New Rule: If you're one of the one-in-three married women who say your pet is a better listener than...
BILL MAHER

First of all understand that I get it. That there are millions and millions of women who are steely ...
BILL MAHER

New Rule: Just because a country elects a smart president doesn't make it a smart country. A couple ...
BILL MAHER

New Rule: You don't have to teach both sides of a debate if one side is a load of crap. President Bu...
BILL MAHER

I'd be a bit nervous about the pound's rally recently. We've not seen enough evidence of a pickup in...
DARAGH MAHER

I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.
BILL MAHER

In New York now, they have Harvey Milk High School for gay students. They don't have much of a footb...
BILL MAHER

Bob Dole admitted he used cocaine when he was in college, but then Coca-Cola changed its formula.
BILL MAHER

There are concerns that the revival in euro zone business confidence has been driven by the external...
DARAGH MAHER

The industry news remains dire and the brief outlook given here for 2007 is worse than we had hoped.
CHRISTIAN MAHER

Matisse is light years ahead of VI [Eclipse Visual Interface].
MAHER MASRI

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurologic...
BILL MAHER

Now I've got to get the computer fixed to get my goddamn windows up,
BILL MAHER

One month's out performance does not mean the long-awaited consumer revival has arrived.
DARAGH MAHER

In essence, it's not so much what Penn State does, but it's how we're going to react to them. If we ...
KIM MAHER

The outlook remains unchanged, but the business has to pedal faster on subscriber growth to offset f...
CHRISTIAN MAHER

People have romantic notions about television. In the highest realms they think it's some sort of ar...
BILL MAHER

They" hate us because they feel--and "they" are not wrong--that it is within our power to do so much...
BILL MAHER

Not doing anything is doing something and choosing to look away is a passive but no less mo...
BILL MAHER

New Rule: If we want to find a place to cut government waste, we must start with the DEA rubber duck...
BILL MAHER

The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religi...
BILL MAHER

New Rule: Stop putting all those pillows on the bed. Attention, interior designers, hotel maids, and...
BILL MAHER

NEW RULE: 'Kidiots' Leave the children behind. At least until they learn something. A new study has ...
BILL MAHER

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels and free thinkers. It'...
BILL MAHER

New Rule: Since Glenn Beck is clearly onto us, liberals must launch our plan for socialist dominatio...
BILL MAHER

The word 'fairy' conjures up images of cute little creatures, so I don't use it. I use 'metahominids...
F.R. MAHER

New Rule: There's only one thing to say about the Christian Film and Television Commission giving me...
BILL MAHER

Stop saying drug use makes people lazy. Jimi Hendrix did a lot of drugs, even though he's been dead ...
BILL MAHER

We need more people speaking out. This country is not overrun with rebels & free thinkers. It's ...
BILL MAHER

...I tried to pretend that what we were enacting was nothing more than an intricate kind of handshak...
KATHLEEN MAHER

Women are also property in our bible; adultery is a property crime in the Old Testament, not a sex c...
BILL MAHER

The Fed is going to keep going.
DARAGH MAHER

Structural nervousness creeps into the market from time to time but interest rates still favor the d...
DARAGH MAHER

It's not clear what will happen to Europe. A lot of questions have been raised by this vote and none...
DARAGH MAHER

I don't see (Snow) deviating from the same script at all this week.
DARAGH MAHER

The dollar is drifting downwards. There is an inclination to sell dollars -- the current account def...
DARAGH MAHER

The sense over the last few days seems to be that the dollar is reasonably well supported. We have h...
DARAGH MAHER

There's a justifiable degree of cynicism about the new coalition. People are unsure about what it wi...
DARAGH MAHER

Usually the case of teams that are fairly similar, one team is going to let up mentally.
KIM MAHER

To be all gloom and doom about what happened is to miss what New Orleans is all about.
JERRY MAHER

This is Curtis Martin .
GERALD MAHER

Mike, you never sent any Raiders to me.
GERALD MAHER

These guys are human beings, not pieces of meat. But so many get concussions and don't tell anybody,...
GERALD MAHER

Republicans are taking the defeat over Health Care as well as Tiger Woods took to marriage.
BILL MAHER

Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?
BILL MAHER

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
BILL MAHER

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need.
BILL MAHER

It's all been satirized for your protection.
BILL MAHER

Religion is dangerous because it allows human beings who don't have all the answers to think tha...
BILL MAHER

The tea baggers. The one thing they hate is when you call them racist. The other thing they hate is ...
BILL MAHER

Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat the...
BILL MAHER

The board is not going to make any decision before permits are issued.
JOE MAHER

I can understand the young kids playing inconsistently, but it's our experienced players I have no a...
JOE MAHER

All is as if the world did cease to exist. The city's monuments go unseen, its past unheard, and its culture slowly fading in the dismal sea.

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