I came out of the mall one day, and a guy was standing there with a coat hanger in his window, and I couldn't stop myself. I asked the stupid question. 'You lock your keys in the car?' 'Nope, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.'
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Related Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON I can tell you that you will have your hearts broken more by the people you love than by the people ... MARGARET PETERSON HADDIX About f-f-ace!" she said to the horse, flailing with her boots. "Into the barn, please. It's time fo... PETER LERANGIS You see?" Damien leaned over his desk and spread out half a dozen charcoal sketches. "These are only... RICK RIORDAN I've got a few ideas," (Amy) admitted. "But I don't know where we're going in the long term. I mean ... RICK RIORDAN I met Hugh Jackman, and I was like, 'I love your movies!' And, of course, he asked, 'Whi... KARAN JOHAR Alas, I think I am becoming a god. TITUS Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. LUCAN I have a wife, I have sons: all of them hostages given to fate. LUCAN We couldn't buy Google on the IPO, but I knew I wanted to own it. I was gonna go big. It came ou... CHARLES SCHWAB Don't have to see," the pilot grunted. "Olga knows the way." "Funny name for an aircraft... GORDON KORMAN There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my... WHITNEY CUMMINGS I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn... AUDREY HEPBURN Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. SENECA Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. SENECA We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing. SENECA Just as I shall select my ship when I am about to go on a voyage, or my house when I propose to take... SENECA Begin at once to live, and count each separate day as a separate life. SENECA Luck is where opportunity meets preparation. SENECA Friendship always benefits; love sometimes injures. SENECA I remember being at Greenblatt's on Sunset, and some guy just walked straight up to me, and he h... YVONNE STRAHOVSKI I'm asked all the time in interviews about who I am, and I know a few people my age who have a s... KRISTEN STEWART I was a weed. Such a skinny little weed. I just couldn't put on weight; I couldn't put on mu... LUKE EVANS I couldn't be 'Johnny' in front of a camera in acting jobs and behind the camera I like ... JOHNNY VEGAS There was a time when my whole life was in chaos, really, and I didn't help myself sort it out. ... BILLY IDOL In the Negro Leagues, we'd play three games a day on the weekends. Then we'd ride the bus an... RAY DANDRIDGE I'd been in a vicious cycle and circle of people and couldn't see my way out. So I picked my... CHAKA KHAN I love to dance, so I'm definitely always the first one out on the dance floor. And when it come... KYLIE JENNER I mean this sincerely... and I don't know why, but there was a period of time that for some reas... DAVE FINKEL I'm not going to just stop doing it because I got hurt once. People get hurt in car wrecks every... TONY STEWART I was in a form of a prison: not necessarily with bars, but I was locked to that machine three days ... GRIZZ CHAPMAN When I was growing up, my favorite movie was 'Somewhere in Time' with Christopher Reeve, whi... SCOTT MICHAEL FOSTER I walked out of... was it 'Stardust?' That thing with the witches? I was so looking forward ... SHARLTO COPLEY I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan. BROOKE ELLIOTT I used to watch 'Grey's Anatomy' pretty religiously. ERINN HAYES My manager came up with the name 'State of the Industry,' and it was just one of those thing... ANDY KINDLER A lot of people give up, but you can't stop me. If you close the door, I'll just jump out th... DIANE WARREN I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're g... MITCH HEDBERG I was on my face. I heard the count from one to 10. I kept telling myself that I had to get up, but ... ROCKY MARCIANO I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES I am 'Mr. Karaoke Guy' in the car completely. I just go with it and don't care what anyo... DRAKE BELL I couldn't find the sports car of my dreams, so I built it myself. FERDINAND PORSCHE My goal all along has just been to work and support myself. I've been really lucky to walk away ... ANNA KENDRICK I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't eve... SHIRLEY MANSON One day I woke up with an atrocious hangover, and it hurt so badly that I told myself, 'It's... JORDAN KNIGHT I couldn't make ends meet. I tried Red Lobster. I tried Wal-Mart. I tried all these places and I... ANNA NICOLE SMITH 'The Exorcist' is absolutely my favorite horror film, and I watched it when I was, like, sev... ODETTE ANNABLE I couldn't hold it together today. George Clooney asked me if I was OK, and I practically collap... CANDICE BERGEN I remember talking with a friend. He asked me a question. He said, 'What's your end game? Wh... KI HONG LEE I walked into a demo session one time, and a guy said, 'I'm thinking kind of like a Trace Ad... CHRIS STAPLETON I don't have a nanny. I have a chef, and I have my assistant, and that's it. I do it myself.... MELANIA TRUMP A journalist asked this to my father. He spent a day with me and interviewing my friends/colleagues ... CHRISTOPHER POOLE There's an art to making something look good when, on a hanger, it's just a black coat. DARIA WERBOWY I was shocked when 'The Hobbit' ended where it ended. I wasn't paying attention to what ... ADAM MCKAY When I auditioned for drama college, they asked me to do my Shakespeare. I couldn't do it. They ... HANS MATHESON Some days I can't get an idea, and I think, 'Man, I'm just washed up,' but it's ... JEAN-MICHEL BASQUIAT In my mid-twenties, I said to myself: 'I can't perform anymore!' I didn't know what ... SPENCER KAYDEN Sometimes I wish I could drive a car, but I'm gonna drive a car one day, so I don't worry ab... STEVIE WONDER The best place for me is in my car, listening to my stereo. I am 'Mr. Karaoke Guy' in the ca... DRAKE BELL One of the fun things as an actor is to find a character that if you were to look up a rap sheet abo... JASON RITTER You can't wake up one day and say 'I'm for gay marriage,' and wake up the next day a... ROGER STONE I can't find my car keys in the morning. Trying to get out of my house is a nightmare. 'Wher... ANTHONY LAPAGLIA If I can do something in less than one minute, I don't let myself procrastinate. I hang up my co... GRETCHEN RUBIN The mall tour was right off of my second record, before it came out. It was very different. I did an... AVRIL LAVIGNE In the beginning I just wanted to survive. For the first three years, we made zero revenue. I rememb... JACK MA I'm proud to say that I was that guy playing the character of Dr. Burke on 'Grey's Anato... ISAIAH WASHINGTON I'm a huge fan of the first 'Independence Day.' It is amazing. When it came out in 1995,... MAIKA MONROE 'The Bill Engvall Show' is a comedy about a middle-class family in the Midwest. It's a g... NANCY TRAVIS I'm older than I was, and I'm still washed-up, and I haven't changed my music one iota. ... BEN FOLDS To me, it feels like 'The Doctor' has to have a long coat, and that's something imprinte... DAVID TENNANT I'm a private guy, and you don't want to be out there preaching to people. But faith leads y... TIM MCGRAW I lost my mother when I was 7 and they put her in a mental hospital. My brother and I watched her be... QUINCY JONES I've gone up to a random guy in a grocery store before and said, 'Hi, I think you're cut... AUTUMN REESER I was training in Gleason's Gym on 30th and 8th Avenue, where it was the Mecca of boxing, and a ... TONY DANZA In 1964, when Lee Iacocca said, 'Shelby, I want you to make a sports car out of the Mustang,'... CARROLL SHELBY My older brother gave me a cassette tape of Mr. Bungle, and I couldn't stop listening to it. I u... DEREK CIANFRANCE When I was in seventh grade, I asked my parents for a mobile recording system for Christmas, and I g... HUNTER HAYES I think I just have this need to be a storyteller. That's why I wasn't a great dancer - I co... ROSIE PEREZ It's fun being Bill Engvall. BILL ENGVALL I love New York. I first came here with my Mom when I was in 9th grade. I took the subway for the fi... SKYLAR GREY I just didn't want to get out there anymore; I didn't want to get back into what I call '... GEORGE W. BUSH I blew about pounds 70,000 on stupid things - a very expensive car which got written off, and nightc... MARK LESTER I'm a hip-hop guy, and the first time I heard Eminem was in '96. He was on a record with Sha... RUSSELL PETERS I've already bungee jumped, so I am thinking about diving with sharks. I watched a little snippe... GEORGIA KING I think, a lot of times, players get in trouble when they're asked questions and they think they... DEREK JETER There's people who live life authentically and there's people who live a life of fabrication... MICHAEL MANN It was weird. Like, people came up to me and knew me as Daredevil before any footage had come out. I... CHARLIE COX I've always been the guy who doesn't necessarily get it with women. A woman would have to sa... KEVIN JAMES I was a bed wetter till very late. My mom used to hang my sheets out the window to dry, and I'd ... VINCE VAUGHN When I'm home on a break, I lock myself in my room and play guitar. After two or three hours, I ... EDDIE VAN HALEN I sort of half read Thomas Hardy's 'The Mayor of Casterbridge.' It was assigned in 10th ... SUZANNE COLLINS I remember walking the dog one day, I saw a car full of teenage girls, and one of them rolled down t... MARC JACOBS I tried a juice cleanse once, and by the third day, I wanted to kill everyone. I honestly don't ... BEHATI PRINSLOO When I was 25, I was in a show called 'Bajour,' and I was going to leave the show because I ... PAUL SORVINO There was not a lot of rock n' roll in the house. Our parents didn't think it was very groov... ELVIS COSTELLO I went to see 'The Piano' with Holly Hunter when I was in a Paula Vogel play, and I was just... CHERRY JONES
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