I guess it didn't rain hard enough soon enough.


Josh Rabe

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Soon enough is well enough.
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I guess I wasn't blond enough.
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I don't try to guess what a million people will like. It's hard enough to know what I like.
JOHN HUSTON
It couldn't be done soon enough.
DUFF CONACHER
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
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I never think of the future--it comes soon enough.
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I guess there are never enough books.
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It could have been called a foul. But if it's not, I guess that means I just didn't go hard enough. ...
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I'm thrilled. It can't happen soon enough.
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Hopefully we got it soon enough to get it stopped.
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I thought it would take a break. But I guess 300 days was long enough.
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I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.
ANNE ROBINSON
It can't come soon enough, ... It is going to be thrilling.
DOROTHY JOHNSON
Don't regret your life, child, it will pass soon enough.
JEANETTE WINTERSON
Instant gratification is not soon enough.
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We do it soon enough, if that we do be well.
GEORGE HERBERT
Shit, I guess I already loved you then. Doomed like a wineglass knowing it’ll get dropped someday,...
DANIEL HANDLER
I robbed you of the rabe.
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The eternal stars shine out as soon as it is dark enough.
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You don't need to know my name. You'll forget it soon enough.
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Far be it for me to rain on your parade. You've pissed on enough people already!
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I can't look at everything hard enough!
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I cannot work fast enough. I cannot cope fast enough, really. And just releasing a film is hard.
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MTV didn't call. I guess I wasn't hip and groovy enough.
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I guess it's true what they say: if you wait long enough everything changes.
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Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well.
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There's no good reason for missing free throws. I guess we just didn't focus enough.
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November is more than soon enough to have an election.
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Try to be alive. You will be dead soon enough.
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I believe you can achieve anything if you work hard enough to get it.
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We played just hard enough to win and just careless enough to lose.
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If you want something hard enough, it just gets done.
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A quick temper will make a fool of you soon enough.
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It is very hard to be simple enough to be good.
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I guess I spoke too soon.
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I've been just unsuccessful enough not to have been given a big opportunity too soon.
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I shrugged the questions away. I’d find out the answers soon enough—body by bloody, bloody body.
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I've made sure I am working hard enough to get that lead and keep it there.
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If you start soon enough, you won't have to run to catch up.
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Take time enough: all other graces Will soon fill up their proper places.
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Walter: Marriage is hard enough without bringing such low expectations into it.
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I can never stay up late enough to catch them. But I don't mind. I guess it's good for the rivalry.
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None of us really pushes hard enough.
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I spoke it soft, but close enough to brush against her lips. I spoke it quiet, but near enough so th...
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I mean, words can't be good enough for a lot of things. But, you know, I guess we have to try.
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It's no use reminding yourself daily that you are mortal: it will be brought home to you soon enough
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Planning the nursery comes soon enough, maybe at the same time. Don't do both.
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An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.
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Life is hard enough as it is without choosing someone difficult to share it with
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I'd just as soon shut him down after the season is over. He's pitched enough.
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My lord. It is too much, and not enough
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JOSH BILLINGS
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed.
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A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it.
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I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I ...
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The less we know the more we suspect.
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My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnet, the journey of life, is to take their heart in...
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The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
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Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed ...
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The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor.
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If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy...
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Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge...
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Our necessities are few but our wants are endless.
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As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
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Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
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There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
JOSH GROBAN
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ...
JOSH HARTNETT
You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
JOSH LIEB
If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,...
JOSH GREENBERG
Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.
JOSH LIEB
It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.
JOSH LIEB
Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.
JOSH LIEB
Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl...
JOSH LIEB
The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
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It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all...
JOSH LIEB
The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ...
JOSH HOMME
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n...
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