I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt.


Ilona Andrews

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A black raven flew past me and landed on the back of the couch.
Roman slapped his hand over his...
ILONA ANDREWS
I'm a substitute mom."
"You're more like a crazy aunt who only gets called when somebody needs ...
ILONA ANDREWS
I'm just glad I can make a difference in someone's life.
TOMMY CHONG
You know," she said, stirring her tea, "the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with hi...
ILONA ANDREWS
Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful...
ILONA ANDREWS
Tiny gold sparks flared in his irises. "You're in my rooms in my bathtub naked and you're still mout...
ILONA ANDREWS
But I can please God
CRAIG GROESCHEL
My mom drives me crazy sometimes, but I have a good relationship with her.
SETH ROGEN
Hi, Your Majesty, we drugged your love muffin and then let her walk out into the dark, in the sn...
ILONA ANDREWS
I just want to make films that have enough of a budget to pull off high-level imagery but also have ...
NEILL BLOMKAMP
A man who loves a bad name cares less about the future of his great grand children.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
There was a moment of, 'Oh gosh, I hope I can pull this off,
JENNIFER ANISTON
Mom and Dad can make the rulesAnd certain things forbid,But I can make them wish that theyhad never ...
BILL WATTERSON
Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
ILONA ANDREWS
Kate Daniels, deadly swordmaster. Fear my twitching pinkie.
ILONA ANDREWS
Two hours. More than enough time to kidnap a man. Or to slice his throat, bury him in the forest, an...
ILONA ANDREWS
When you want to take over a city, you have to destroy the illusion of safety it provides. You have ...
ILONA ANDREWS
We talked to our members about it and they said, 'This sounds crazy,' but the more work we do, it lo...
DAN BRUSH
They said, 'Do we have a chance? I said, 'Yeah, we have a chance. I think we can pull off the upset....
DAVE KOHNEN
I'd like to make a toast to St. Andrews.
TIGER WOODS
Never forget that you are one of a kind. Never forget that if there weren't any need for you in all ...
R. BUCKMINSTER FULLER
Oh, it makes a difference, I thought. And if it doesn't make a difference you will make it make a di...
CHAIM POTOK
I believe in work. If somebody doesn't create something, however small it may be, he gets sick. An a...
ARTHUR MILLER
Go into the world and do well. But more importantly, go into the world and do good.
MINOR MYERS
I'm an adrenaline junkie. I love climbing crazy trees or cliffs, which doesn't make my mom v...
STEPHEN COLLETTI
I remember admiring my aunt's - my mom's sister's - fashion, which was very feminine and...
STEPHANIE SIGMAN
I don’t mind being killer-crazy, but I don’t want to be loony-bin-crazy. That would probably be ...
A.R. TORRE
She wakes up and then it's, 'Today's Saturday, huh, mom. Some days she can leave with a hug and a ki...
SUZANNE LOCKE
We had a bad day and we've still got another game to try and react. I think we can pull off a comeba...
IKER CASILLAS
I know who I am, I know what I can and can't do. I know what I will and won't do. I know wha...
DOLLY PARTON
He is a New Jersey guy who likes country. It doesn't make sense at all, but he is a well-dressed guy...
CHRIS LONG
I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition ...
ILONA ANDREWS
You'll lose."
"What makes you so sure?"
"You have no discipline. All you do is tear down s...
ILONA ANDREWS
I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it t...
ILONA ANDREWS
Rene, you want us to find you-don't-know-who and to retrieve his you-don't-know-what for you-won't-t...
ILONA ANDREWS
I'm counting to ten in my head."
"Is it helping?"
"No."
"It doesn't help me with you ...
ILONA ANDREWS
I'll call you," he repeated.
"If you call me, I won't pick up the phone."
"You will wait b...
ILONA ANDREWS
No more tubs for me." I jumped off the bed and pulled on a pair of Pack sweats. "They make me lose a...
ILONA ANDREWS
You think he's got 'government badass' tattooed on his chest?" I murmured.
A faint grimace skew...
ILONA ANDREWS
Say 'pop.'"
"Pop?"
"That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.
ILONA ANDREWS
Andrea raised her eyebrows. "Look at you, all high-speed."
"Yeah, you'd think I was a detective...
ILONA ANDREWS
At first glance you looked at Kate and thought “fighter,” maybe merc. Five inches taller than me...
ILONA ANDREWS
They really kicked me out?"
"Refunded the tuition and everything."
Julie blinked a coupl...
ILONA ANDREWS
I looked at him. "You really need to work on your threats. I can't tell if you're threatening me or ...
ILONA ANDREWS
Beautiful I would never be. Striking, that I could manage.
ILONA ANDREWS
I'm satisfied with the way I skated today. I didn't make any major mistakes, I planned to do a tripl...
SHIZUKA ARAKAWA
I believe each individual can have a say and make a difference.
MALORIE BLACKMAN
It's possible for me to make a bad movie out of a good script, but I can't make a good movie...
GEORGE CLOONEY
If you cast the picture correctly, you have a whole lot of leeway. You can make mistakes in other as...
JOHN FRANKENHEIMER
He's had a bad start to the season, but I think he'll pull through, ... He's going to be fine.
LUKE JACKSON
My brain is good, but my body is deteriorating. I probably have another two or three years. Or I can...
ED KOCH
I thought I might make a few grand but I've made a fortune. It's been a crazy adventure.
ALEX TEW
No work is insignificant. All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be u...
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.
We cannot do everything, but we can all do something.
DILLON BURROUGHS
I was just being obedient to what my parents saw in me. I was more interested in the things the wome...
GLADYS KNIGHT
Catherine Keener is everyone's dream sister slash mom slash aunt.
ALLISON WILLIAMS
There is something intoxicating about ending a life, about wiping bad people off the face of the ear...
PAULA STOKES
I wanted to tell you that I just--I miss you. And maybe that sounds ridiculous--like we barely know ...
TAMMARA WEBBER
Shoes make an outfit. You can throw on a crazy shirt and crazy pants but you add those shoes - done.
RUSSELL WESTBROOK
I left the only way you can leave. You pull your life off all at once - like a Band-Aid.
JOHN GREEN
I'm so spoiled - I must have a Starbucks vanilla latte every day. Otherwise, it's going to be a bad ...
KATIE HOLMES
There's the 'right way' and the 'usual way'.
Folks tend to confuse both.
The right way i...
UFUOMA APOKI
My Aunt Ella and my mom have informed me that we are going to rebuild. And because they are the matr...
BRAD BRENNAN
If we can pull it off against Burk on Friday, then that will give us a very good chance to make the ...
HAROLD JACKSON
I knew there was a chance I could pull it off. But, I would have been happy with 10 feet past the ho...
CARL PETTERSSON
At one point, I kind of looked in the mirror and said, 'You know, you're a mom. You're a...
MARY STEENBURGEN
Unfortunately, the Best Lord had condemned both vehicles as unsafe and instead I now leased a Pack J...
ILONA ANDREWS
Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.
ILONA ANDREWS
Failure happened. The trick was to accept the risk and try anyway.
ILONA ANDREWS
I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you par...
ILONA ANDREWS
I've read your summary."
"And?"
"It's not incompetent."
Be still, my heart, so I don'...
ILONA ANDREWS
When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me a...
ILONA ANDREWS
He glued the chair to my ass."
Silence.
"Is it still...attached?"
"I can't get it off...
ILONA ANDREWS
Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring...
ILONA ANDREWS
I don’t snore.”
He nodded with a wide grin. “It’s a quiet peaceful kind of snoring. Lik...
ILONA ANDREWS
When alone in a dark forest waiting for an audience with an evil god, the most prudent course of act...
ILONA ANDREWS
Any messages for me?" Usually I got one or two, but mostly people who wanted my help preferred to ta...
ILONA ANDREWS
When I write, I can shake off all my cares.
ANNE FRANK
I look at the world through a green lens now, but you can't make yourself crazy. That feeling of...
RACHEL MCADAMS
Wouldn't keep me from going. I don't think they can pull the stuff off they say they can.
DOUG CRAMER
I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache.
RICH SOMMER
Secretly, I wanted to look like Jimi Hendrix, but I could never quite pull it off.
BRYAN FERRY
In the beginning I used to make one terrible play a game. Then I got so I'd make one a week and ...
LOU GEHRIG
Attacking bad books is not only a waste of time but also bad for the character. If I find a book rea...
W.H. AUDEN
I've learned any fool can write a bad ad, but it takes a real genius to keep his hands off a goo...
DANIEL J. BOORSTIN
I think the fact is that anybody who goes into politics feels like 'I can make a difference'...
DREW BREES
In the beginning I used to make one terrible play a game. Then I got so I'd make one a week and fina...
LOU GEHRIG
I could make a difference.
CHRIS BURKE
I wish I could pull shorts off. My wife tells me that I just can't. But that's okay. I'm...
ADAM DRIVER
I know I can feel bad, when I get in a bad mood, and the world can look so sad, only you make me fee...
MADONNA
The first thing I thought is this guy is going to shoot us. If he's crazy enough to come into a CVS,...
JOSEPH BLAKE
I can never turn my creativity off.
CASEY WILSON
I don't have any rock star demeanor to me. I just can't pull that off.
KINA GRANNIS
Don't underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
Those who are clever, who have a Brain, never understand anything.
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
It gets you nowhere if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the second half of the conv...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
Before beginning a Hunt, it is wise to ask someone what you are looking for before you begin looking...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE
If the person you are talking to doesn't appear to be listening, be patient. It may simply be that h...
, INSPIRED BY A. A. MILNE

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Did I hurt you in the parking lot?"
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Doode," George said.
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Oh no, is it naked time?
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This doesn't mean you're getting a discount."
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Please, Kate. Suspend your dislike of me for a few moments and listen to what I have to say. It make...
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I would try being friends with her, but she's too busy being a smartass."

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The good doctor put a spoon of tea into my honey." "You're drinking tea a honey badger made," Jim sa...
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My point is, I would never hurt you or your family.”
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This is payback, isn't it?" Jim glared at me. "Don't be ridiculous," I told him. "As the Consort of ...
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Look, he isn’t even concerned.”
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Enough," Curran said. An unmistakable command saturated his voice. Jim clicked his mouth shut. I cro...
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Who snitched?"
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You know anything about investigative work?"
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You enjoyed it. It made you feel alive. You were looking kind of green."

You bastard....
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Oh, I don't know. I might grow on you."
She furrowed her pretty eyebrows. "Like a cancer?"
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Did I ever tell you that you are like sunshine in the middle of the night?
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I need you to get down there, open the stalls inside, and panic the horses.”
“ ‘Panic’?...
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Stealers, keepers.
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Oh, so it was a lifesaving kiss."

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I wouldn’t put it past you,” Kaldar said. “Or him. Who knows what the hell he might do?”
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How is it different?"
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You'll lose."
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I know you'll tell me to fuck off, but I think Curran loves you. Truly loves you. And I think you lo...
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Oh my God, she was retarded and I was going to kill Jim.
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You sure you don't need your Prince Charming to come and save you?"
The knot in my stomach eva...
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If the lot of you survives, Curran will flay the skin off your backs," Doolittle said.
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I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you par...
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I'm counting to ten in my head."
"Is it helping?"
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Secret to what?"
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I've read your summary."
"And?"
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I'll call you," he repeated.
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"You will wait b...
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You will not pass!” Roman thundered.
Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.
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Your sword is made out of your grandmother’s bones?”
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And then what?"
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Estene aleera hesaad de viren aneda." And now, you are forever mine.
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You've got to be kidding me.
Derek snorted. ILONA ANDREWS
swore. “Barabas said you might say that. I’m supposed to tell you this.” Ascanio cleared his t...
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Because that's what it would catch in the wild, a boar, right? I can't wait to see a pack of bunnyca...
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Sit your ass down, Don Juanabe," Derek said.
"Don Juanabe?" Ascanio pulled out his swords.
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Okay, pull me up."
The rope didn't move.
"Ascanio?" What was it now? Did he see a butterfl...
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Say 'pop.'"
"Pop?"
"That was the sound of me pulling your head out of your ass.
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And how did your day go?" I asked Ascanio.
He turned to me, a dreamy look on his pretty face....
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Quick, Derek, it's your chance to shine," Ascanio said.
Derek gave him a withering look.
"...
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Desandra shrugged her shoulders. "Hey, Kate? Have you thought of walking up to Hugh and telling him ...
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Put your badass faces on and follow me.
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Her face looked like it would shatter any second.
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One day I'll kill him, you know.
I glanced at her. She was deadly serious.
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Andrea raised her eyebrows. "Look at you, all high-speed."
"Yeah, you'd think I was a detective...
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She put her hands over her face. Ah crap. What do I do now? Do I say something, do I not say somethi...
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Andrea, in less than twelve hours, Atlanta will be full of demons. They will kill, feed, and release...
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Are you happy?
When I can get out of my own way.
And the rest of the time?
The rest o...
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It's not a loup cage, you know,' I told her. 'It's a holding cell. Or safe room. or secure room. I d...
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Who is there with you?"

"Raphael"

Kate's voice snapped. "I'll be in Atlanta in...
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Derek, you just don't say things like that to a woman. Keep going this way and you'll spend your lif...
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We can do subtle," I assured her.
"It's our middle name," Andrea added.
For some odd reaso...
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He glued the chair to my ass."
Silence.
"Is it still...attached?"
"I can't get it off...
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Who is Hunter Becker?"
"Becker the Gory? Lighthouse Keepers? Boston?"
"I would've preferre...
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We don't need teenage bouda sex fiends as interns.
How do you know he is a sex fiend?
He i...
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Would you like to work here with me?
We have no clients and the pay is shit.
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Aha," Andrea said. "I'm going to ignore that you just referred to yourself as 'sugar woogums'.
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What do you mean fainted?
Took a dive, kissed the pavement. Swooned like a southern belle after...
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I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I ...
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Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned.
"Would you like me to pull over and ...
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It’s your duty as my best friend to be outraged with me.”
“I’m outraged!” I snarled....
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I have a serious question."

"I will give a serious answer."

"Can a god be kill...
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I batted my eyelashes and did my best to appear dumb as a board
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The dark scary servant of all evil was on his way to rescue me. Somehow that thought failed to make ...
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Your favorite volhv showed up half an hour ago, complaining about his lack of sleep and stupid gods....
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Some people had attack dogs. Ghastek had attack lawyers.
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The door swung open and Kate walked in. Her jeans and T-shirt were splattered with blood and she was...
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My mind struggled to formulate a coherent though, any thought. I opened my mouth. "Your pajamas have...
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Only poor people are weird. Rich people are eccentric.
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I was so happy to be out of there. “Barabas, if you weren’t batting
for the other team, I�...
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I gave him my Order smile: sweet grin, hard eyes, reached over to my passenger seat, and pulled out ...
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You think this is some sort of comedy going on here?” Collins gave him his tough stare.
A lit...
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Bad days, good days, ‘I’ll cut you if you look at me the wrong way’ days. I’ll take them all...
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You’re touching me,” I chided him.
He caressed my back, sliding his hand down, hitting eve...
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Raphael turned me over and looked at me, his face close to mine. "You and I will never be done.You'r...
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Are you implying that our relationship is like a Spanish soap opera?”

“I’m not imp...
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Kate stood by the door with her arms crossed.
That was an anti-Curran pose. What the hell was t...
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Someone pounded on the office door. Barabas moved to the door, slid aside the metal shutter covering...
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My tablecloth was missing in action and long, jagged scratches covered the table's surface.The scrat...
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Since we’re playing that game… I tilted my face up to his and gave him a lovesick gaze.
“...
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The rage of the Beast Lord was a terrible thing to behold. Some people stormed, some punched things,...
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At first glance you looked at Kate and thought “fighter,” maybe merc. Five inches taller than me...
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Curran and Kate stood by the door.
“I can’t believe you decided to come down here and check...
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You’re the most experienced investigator I’ve got who’s not tied up in something, and I can’...
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Kate smirked.
"What?"
"Your horse looks pink."
"So?"
"If you paste some stars on...
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It’s never a good thing when the black volhv says “Uh-oh” and then runs for his life.
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Our standard rate. A doubloon a day."
It was generous. More than generous--some families would ...
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So, regarding that tidbit about your having a fertile imagination when it comes to private activitie...
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Rumors said that if he got drunk enough, he sometimes got his jollies by stripping naked and scaring...
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The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell a...
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Fuck the pack. I gave them fifteen years of my life. I fought for them, bled for them, and the momen...
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Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!
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I'm welding the bimbo room shut.
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Was his body made out of orange rocks and did he at any point yell 'It's clobbering time'?"
"I ...
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