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The further you go in hockey the better the chance of getting your heart ripped out.
DAVE ADOLPH You get a chance to go out there and play and get better. It's a chance to get the defense better an...
DAVID GREENE The love you get, is equal to the love you give.
BEN OAK Dont try to go too fast. Learn your job. Dont ever talk until you know what youre talking about. If ...
SAM RAYBURN It was very encouraging. He's learning; and the further we go, the better we're going to get.
DAVID HOFMANS Anything further that you say at this point is going to screw up your best chance at a good outcome.
ANTHONY WOLF The further we run I think the better this colt is going to get.
DANNY PEITZ You don't think the game's going to go as long as it did. You go out there and try to get your innin...
RUSS SPRINGER I'm going to go out there and just keep trying to get better.
FREDDIE FREEMAN You're going to have to find out where you want to go. And then you've got to start going there.
J.D. SALINGER Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave B...
ARTHUR C. CLARKE If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself. -Adolph Zukor.
ADOLPH ZUKOR It's fun to be able to go out there and feel like you have a better chance of having success.
DEREK LOWE Truth metastasized into lurid fantasy.
F. MULDER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world...
GARY F EVANS... If you're going to go to the moon, you don't shoot the rocket right at the moon. You have to...
DREW HOUSTON I get a chance to play more, so it's a lot easier. You don't have to worry so much [about your next ...
ANTERO NIITTYMAKI The further you get into technology, the further you go into gaming. That's the general rule.
NICK JOHNSON I'm quite old-fashioned. I like going out to dinner. You have the chance to talk to somebody and...
HARRY STYLES Whether you are Hillary Clinton or any other lefty out there, you better beware because Trey Gowdy i...
CHUCK FLEISCHMANN If you try to turn me against Lissa one more time the stories are going to be about you bleeding bec...
RICHELLE MEAD We have to keep a good frame of mind and not overlook La Villa. Anytime you do that, youre going to ...
HECTOR GARCIA You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more chance there is of stubbing...
CHARLES FRANKLIN KETTERING You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more chance there is of stubbing...
CHARLES KETTERING You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more chance there is of stubbing...
CHARLES F. KETTERING They went through a rebuilding period. Everyone reaches a point where you have to suddenly reload an...
STEVE MCCLAIN You're going to go through little stretches where things aren't exactly going your way, ... But if y...
JOE BOROWSKI Life is still better than University. In school, your teacher is the fruit picker and you are the op...
C. JOYBELL C. You get one chance to do something about native title. You get perhaps one chance in your life to do...
PAUL KEATING It took him a whole inning to get going. As a pitcher, you have to go out there and go right after g...
TRACY ARCHULETA I want to get to the moon. I want to go to Mars.
DAVID MACKAY How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to und...
J.R.R. TOLKIEN There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: your dollar will go further...
WERNHER VON BRAUN People get into a heavy-duty sin and guilt trip, feeling that if things are going wrong, that means ...
PEMA CHöDRöN There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share.
STEVE BALLMER There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program -- your tax-dollar will go f...
WERNHER VON BRAUN There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go fu...
WERNHER VON BRAUN There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go fu...
WERNER VON BRAUN How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to und...
LORD OF THE RINGS Having Dave in the lineup is huge. Not only is he a great player but he makes the other guys in the ...
GLEN GARDNER I told [GM] Roland Hemond to go out and get me a big name pitcher. He said, 'Dave Wehrmeister's got ...
EDDIE EICHORN They know that their job in our program is to go out there every (fifth) day and give us the best po...
VIN ABENE Better that you should take the chance of trying something that is close to your heart, you think is...
GAY TALESE I was scared. I mean, no one's going to get excited when someone tells you they're going to have to ...
CONNOR RABINOWITZ It's disappointing that one person's selfishness can change the entire course of your life, good thi...
SAMANTHA CARMONA There is no set moment in your life that will define you. Every moment is a chance to change your li...
AVINA CELESTE It's more difficult to write a song about having your heart ripped out of your chest while you...
CHAD KROEGER If you go out there and your main purpose is to get a sponsor, then it's not gonna work. Just go...
RYAN SHECKLER Dave always said, very clearly, that if anything ever happened to him, he wanted the program to go o...
DOROTHY BROWN The more people are vocal about the risks in the secondary market, the better it's going to be for c...
BONNIE POINDEXTER We have to see how far downward revisions go. You better fasten your seat belt as we go through that...
CHUCK HILL The poetry and the songs that you are suppose to write, I believe are in your heart. You just have t...
JUDY COLLINS When you see the coals, your first reaction is to think 'my God, that's going to burn me', ... If so...
IAN HOLLOWAY To have someone like coach Tice call you and say they'll give me an opportunity once you get out of ...
KOREN ROBINSON If there is a chance [for a profit], it is going to go to the Hill District.
DAVID MOREHOUSE I think in any industry, it is competitive. There are a certain number of slots out there and opport...
DOMINIQUE DAWES No matter how good you get, there's always something further out there.
BILL WALTON I'm going to make sure it's right before I go out there and do anything. Better to be patient then g...
A.J. BURNETT It is emotional. Coming from the bench you don't always have the chance to show your skills every da...
JOSE MOLINA You might only go on the field five or six times a game, ... But you're dealing with a lot, your hea...
KEITH ANDREWS The traffic - that is what's hindering downtown Bluefield. There is no traffic. Again, we are just t...
GARRY MOORE You never know how things are going to go. I think you hope that people are going to dig what you do...
AMANDA MARSHALL He's continued to get better and better and better. Different guys are going to play out there. Whoe...
DAVID GIBBS Going to the moon was a fable. Resetting aging is a fable, but that's what we're setting out...
MICHAEL FOSSEL You can't afford to go out there and watch too much, ... If you get caught watching, you're not goin...
SIDNEY CROSBY Most heavyweights are not concerned with technique. They just go out there and try to out-muscle you...
ADAM GARLOCK Once we get rolling, we're going to be great, but it's a steep mountain to climb when you go through...
SIDNEY CROSBY If youre going to do it, do it, ... If youre going to put on a stage show and go crazy and go wi...
ERIC DILL The traffic - that is what is hindering downtown Bluefield, ... There is no traffic. Again, we are j...
GARRY MOORE Songwriting is the most terrifying thing to me, because you are really laying your heart out there.
DAVID FRIEDMAN Have you ever felt despair? Absolute hopelessness? Have you ever stood in the darkness and known, de...
JIM BUTCHER In 40 minutes of ball, you never know what can happen. If we go out there and play like we can, we'r...
JACOB BURTSCHI Coach always tries to push you more than your body can handle. He's going to try and make your body ...
DARIUS WASHINGTON JR I would recommend anybody who gets a chance to see short track skating, make it a point to go out th...
ERIC HEIDEN When you go to college, your NBA value seems to go down. You can't get better when you go to colleg...
LAWRENCE ROBERTS We know that the more education you can get -- where you can fine-tune your skills and get additiona...
JODY BURNHAM When I get up in the morning, I look forward to the games and I'm just buzzing. At the end of th...
JERMAIN DEFOE When you know something in your heart, you better not be quiet about it. You better speak out about ...
ZACH WAMP I think Greenspan is setting the market up for something much more palatable. If you get the Dow bac...
JACK BAKER He's going to give you that veteran talk, 'You need to go ahead and get your money,' ... That's beca...
DEANGELO WILLIAMS It's kind of like a ready-made party. You go out, you get some fresh air, get your little bit of exe...
LINDA POWELL A boy is a magical creature you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of you...
ALAN BECK If you’re going to do it, do it, ... If you’re going to put on a stage show and go crazy and go ...
ERIC DILL Once I made the decision to play, and it was my decision, I was going to do it. You go out there and...
LAUREN JACKSON Now these are probably going to get out of alignment, kind of catawampus. Approach it at 90 degrees....
DAVE FIELDS When you take the world record, a lot of people are going to go out there to get you, really. I kind...
ADAM PEATY I think we're going to get out there and run four 'go' routes and just give me draws. You can't cove...
CLINTON PORTIS Love is the original drug. Even when you get your heart broken in countless little pieces, you still...
KēVENS I think Sidney is a perfect example of the type of pitcher that we feel Dave Duncan can help get bet...
WALT JOCKETTY And at some point, you decide that you are going to do something that's detrimental or you are going...
PETE WENTZ Those of you who have been there Haiti know it is one of the most beautiful countries in the world. ...
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT And unless you think there is a serious chance you're going to jail, don't listen to your la...
BARNEY FRANK It's still early. Usually you get a chance to work your flaws out over the course of the season. My ...
BRANDON WATSON They are hungry and that is difficult to develop and germinate. But, they want to get back there (to...
LORA PATE Anytime we step out boldly to make changes, we take a chance that we might fail. But the only way to...
JOYCE MEYER Have you ever had one of those moments when time just freezes? You
know, when the world suddenl...
KAREN MARIE MONING What I told the girls tonight was when you get to that point in your mind where you're thinking 'I j...
DENEEN KELLER We knew it was going to be difficult to get to the moon. We didn't know how difficult.
ALAN BEAN I have to worry about it because it's my job. You have to go there and pitch. You have big-league hi...
PEDRO ASTACIO I believe that there is a Matrix and... to be more accurate I am in the Pornography Matrix.
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DAVE ADOLPH Our goal was to be here and then let the cards happen the way they happen.
DAVE ADOLPH No disrespect to Dean, but we're playing to win.
DAVE ADOLPH At times, it's hard to practice against him because he's relentless for the offense to win.
DAVE ADOLPH If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself. -Adolph Zukor.
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ADOLPH SAPHIR John Bunyan understood the Gospel when he wrote that tract, "The Jerusalem Sinner Saved." He knew th...
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ADOLPH SAPHIR Feast of James the Apostle In the absence of so many vital points -- the spiritual understanding...
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ADOLPH SAPHIR The abstract metaphysical monotheism, the constant emphasis laid on God's unity and infinite and inc...
ADOLPH SAPHIR Commemoration of Jack Winslow, Missionary, Evangelist, 1974 Let us remember how very soon the mis...
ADOLPH SAPHIR Feast of Hilary, Bishop of Poitiers, Teacher, 367 Commemoration of Kentigern (Mungo), Missionary Bis...
ADOLPH SAPHIR Let us not forget the humanity of the Lord Jesus Christ. Let us not think of it vaguely, and fall in...
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ADOLPH SAPHIR Commemoration of Katherine of Alexandria, Martyr, 4th century What is meant by calling the writi...
ADOLPH SAPHIR Feast of Leo the Great, Bishop of Rome, 461 There was no point of controversy between Jesus and t...
ADOLPH SAPHIR It is one thing to believe in justification by faith, it is another thing to be justified by faith.
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ADOLPH GREEN We had a certain kind of really big prestige among, I suppose not just intellectual folk, but a sort...
ADOLPH GREEN It's unfortunate we've never been just songwriters.
ADOLPH GREEN It never became an act in the sense of an act. It was always, no matter where we worked, little revu...
ADOLPH GREEN I had met a young lady who wanted to be in the theater. It was Judy Holliday. She had somehow fallen...
ADOLPH GREEN As a main ingredient to the show, it has to have truth, represent truth, or else it won't last.
ADOLPH GREEN I guess when we sit down and reflect on it we'll be happy.
ADOLPH BRINK The program's turned around. I'm not an easy coach to play for and the kids have bought into the sys...
ADOLPH BRINK We got lazy moving the puck.
ADOLPH BRINK I think the first period came a little bit too easy for them.
ADOLPH BRINK I'm cautiously optimistic so far. We're a very young team across the board. We're developing with a ...
ADOLPH BRINK A little less worry over the child and a bit more concern about the world we make for the child to l...
ADOLPH MEYER Christ's grave was the birthplace of an indestructible belief that death is vanquished and there is ...
ADOLPH HARNACK There is no such thing as truth.
ADOLPH HITLER The great mass of people will more easily fall victems to a big lie than to a small one.
ADOLPH HITLER Between the great things we cannot do and the small things we will not do, the danger is that we sha...
ADOLPH MONOD We have resumed natural gas supply from the field on Wednesday at 4:15 p.m. to the national grid.
BRIAN ADOLPH We are counting $15,000 per day since December last year.
BRIAN ADOLPH For the last 14 months we have been pumping gas to the national grid but the government is not payin...
BRIAN ADOLPH We will not supply gas to the national grid until the government settles our bills.
BRIAN ADOLPH When I work, I'm thinking in terms of purely visual effects and relations, and any verbal equiva...
ADOLPH GOTTLIEB As an atheist I firmly believe that libertarianism is the correct political for all mankind - Adolph...
ADOLPH HITLER It's unfortunate we've never been just songwriters.
ADOLPH GREEN Rather than lose the public because television is here, wouldn't it be smart to adopt television...
ADOLPH ZUKOR The public is never wrong.
ADOLPH ZUKOR You have to transmit to them what it's like being in the theater. And it has to come from somewh...
ADOLPH GREEN As a main ingredient to the show, it has to have truth, represent truth, or else it won't last.
ADOLPH GREEN We've managed to keep a spirit of fun, I guess, of urban satire and finding new and odd interest...
ADOLPH GREEN I never use nature as a starting point. I never abstract from nature; I never consciously think of n...
ADOLPH GOTTLIEB I want to express the utmost intensity of the color, bring out the quality, make it expressive.
ADOLPH GOTTLIEB I use color in terms of emotional quality, as a vehicle for feeling... feeling is everything I have ...
ADOLPH GOTTLIEB He didn't do that for any political purpose or anything like that. He did it because it was the righ...
ADOLPH RUPP JR Advertising in the final analysis should be news. If it is not news it is worthless.
ADOLPH S. OCHS I can't say I'm angry. I just don't understand it, when it's so obvious that my father was not a rac...
ADOLPH RUPP JR I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
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DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY I'm so alive.
As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
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DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
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DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
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DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee
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While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
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