Tom Smothers
Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES CRAIG GROESCHEL Of course after the fight you want to make sure that you're okay and so is the other guy, it'... ALEXIS ARGUELLO One of the things that I love about voiceover is that it's a situation where - because you'r... MARK HAMILL So the good news is, if you're unemployed and you go to apply for a job and you're not hired... LOUIE GOHMERT JAMES CORDEN BLAKE LIVELY You know something is wrong when you are known for what you are against, instead of what you are for... JADE HAJJ A film like 'Good Night And Good Luck,' you make that for $7 million because you know it'... GRANT HESLOV MIKE BIRBIGLIA BECKY G As a street performer, I have learned that everybody wants to connect. And that usually, if you'... NATASHA TSAKOS If you skate with an Olympic level skater, they make you so much better because you're skating b... D. B. SWEENEY As long as you're true to you, you believe it and you make others believe it, then what you'... JAKE OWEN 'Reform' is pillage and plunder if you're against it, and it's good government if yo... PETE LANEY I think, first of all, you need to love what you're doing, and then this helps in the comedian f... CECILIA BARTOLI GARRY TRUDEAU As a standup comedian, you have to develop a sense of fearlessness. It's really important for yo... JOHN DIMAGGIO There is no fear in the word LOVE! For LOVE does not know fear... PHILIP T. M. TEDDY THOMPSON When you see a comedian on stage, the best comedians make it feel like a conversation. But it's ... HARI KONDABOLU When an audience is affected in a way that I've seen with some people, it's so inspiring to ... SALLY HAWKINS SARAH J. MAAS DAVID TENNANT There's nothing like making a decision when you're a football referee. It really pushes you ... SUZAN DELBENE We have tears in our eyes ROALD DAHL SHAWN MENDES New York means so much to people. If you're inclined to leave the nest, New York is where most p... GRIFFIN DUNNE JEB BUSH KARL MARLANTES It used to be if you wanted to be a comedian, you used to just do sets. You'd go up three times ... KURT BRAUNOHLER CRAIG GROESCHEL WENTWORTH MILLER AARON RODGERS LAILA ALI TOBY KEITH It's very clearly stated in the film: You make your own choices, and what you're always figh... TAYLOR HACKFORD JOHN MCENROE I've hardly had an avant-garde career... If you're going to make a film, you have to try to ... ALAN J. PAKULA C. JOYBELL C. EDDIE REDMAYNE C. JOYBELL C. ED ROLLINS To stand on theASK AND IT IS GIVEN LARRY THE CABLE GUY BILL HADER YOKO ONO JERRY SEINFELD ROBERT KENNEDY, JR. I used to have a theory actually that, if you've had a good childhood, a good marriage and a lit... DAVID STEINBERG CRAIG GROESCHEL GEORGE FOREMAN The violence or the vaudeville style of comedy is a technique all by itself. You get up there, and y... LESLIE NIELSEN When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI HARRY DEAN STANTON I love writing about black women, but if you go beyond that, we're human beings - and because we... MARA BROCK AKIL It's impossible to change the social without changing the personal - you have to put your money ... CARRIE MAE WEEMS Just because you have chemistry with someone doesn't mean you're naturally going to be the b... MISSY PEREGRYM If you're in charge of managing domain name space you should treat everybody who asks for a regi... JON POSTEL JOEL OSTEEN DIMEBAG DARRELL In the current law we're seeing Social Security dwindle. And so what we're saying is if we&#... KEVIN YODER MICHELLE OBAMA PHILIP YANCEY SARAH GAVRON SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS GEORGE R.R. MARTIN GEORGE R.R. MARTIN SARAH J. MAAS SARAH J. MAAS I think you're a better comedian when you're in the moment and you're kind of reacting t... SCOTT AUKERMAN The first lesson is that you can't lose a war if you have command of the air, and you can't ... JIMMY DOOLITTLE SILAS WEIR MITCHELL TRACY LETTS ZOOEY DESCHANEL If you're guilty of something, you can focus on that, but if something terrible happens, and you... DARIN STRAUSS EDDIE IZZARD T. J. MILLER CHRIS CORNELL VAL KILMER GARY ALLAN It was so surreal, having my parents hear the President and First Lady saying to me, 'Good to se... ANDRA DAY All you can do is really the prep work and make sure you're ready to hit each golf shot. Outside... RICKIE FOWLER Sometimes you're watching a great film actor, and if you stand 10 feet away from them, you'r... FINN WITTROCK When you're in a rehearsal room, it's like getting into a car and going on a long journey wi... KATE FLEETWOOD The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season AND CITY Everybody wonders what happens after you die[Carrie] I'm too busy wondering who's dinging my car in... AND CITY Desperate Housewives. AND CITY I will never be the woman with the perfect hair, who can wear white and not spill on it. AND CITY A stud is born! [Stanford] AND CITY Courtney (Showing Carrie her book cover): Let me talk you through it. Blurred background, aah, fast-... AND CITY It's such a tribute to my show. My show is so good. I feel so blessed to play such a strong characte... AND CITY You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suctio... AND CITY I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samanth... AND CITY Sometimes we need to stop analyzing the past, stop planning the future, stop figuring out precisely ... AND CITY Honey, I've decided we're going to Louisiana. JILL AND We'll have to find new accommodation tonight, JILL AND None of these places, of course, are charging any rent, JILL AND
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