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TYLER JOSEPH
I thought, 'This guy is watching my client!
JACK HAGER
[Miller said the article] appeared to have agitated Mr. Libby, ... clandestine guy.
JOE WILSON
There's a difference between depth and quality depth, and Josh would be quality depth. We want to ha...
DAN O'DOWD
Our guys call him Rudy. Josh is a guy who comes to practice every day and goes hard.
DOC SADLER
It's (Internet TV) is only just starting to happen. It never worked before as streaming technology w...
MALCOLM BIRD
He just told me, 'You watch the B guy,' cause I'm watching the A gap,'
EARL HOLMES
Even though the media has dubbed me America's most controversial writer, occasionally my words find ...
BOBBY W. MILLER
Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha!
JEFF KINNEY
Just a huge turnaround for Josh.
BOB BENINCASA
who wants flowers when youre dead? nobody.
J.D. SALINGER
This guy came in and looked just like some character I had in my script.
DAVID SMITH
I watch HGTV like a maniac, and when it's bad, it's like some crazy college guy watching a f...
MELISSA MCCARTHY
Sorely in need of a tight editorial leash, (Miller) was kept on no leash at all, and that has hurt t...
MAUREEN DOWD
Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and li...
MARK TWAIN
Josh: You look like Pippi Longstocking.
Cher: Well you look like Forrest Gump. Who's Pippi Long...
CLUELESS
Miller made him change his voice. He was in the studio and Miller said, 'You can't sing.' Miller tol...
WILLIAM GAMBLER
He's a normal guy with superstar status. He's a very likable guy and that's why everyone [in] here i...
DAINIUS ZUBRUS
Josh just blew the ceiling off the place,
DAVID SOMERVILLE
Josh just blew the ceiling off the place.
BUD SOMERVILLE
Henry Miller wrote novels, but he calls his protagonist Henry, often Henry Miller, and his books are...
LESLIE FIEDLER
I just like sitting at home, chilling and watching a movie.
NIALL HORAN
When you grow up, you gain experience and realise what youre capable of.
FRANCESCO TOTTI
I know it was hard. I was watching the whole time and you never want to see a guy flop around like t...
BRYAN SMOLINSKI
Josh and Lucas, these last couple weeks started to wrestle like they started this season. This was h...
DAVE SCHMIDT
That's been the biggest one, just since he's a Cardinal pitcher and he's a local guy and actually in...
DEREK STAFFORD
This guy spent his early days watching his father not have to lift a thumb in the clubhouse. He gets...
JEFF PEARLMAN
I love research. Sometimes I think writing novels is just an excuse to allow myself this leisurely t...
SARAH WATERS
We were watching the wrong guy in the sprint.
JASON MCCARTNEY
When we did the pilot, I sort of pictured this guy pirating a signal and then this story unfolding o...
JOEL HODGSON
If I see a young guy sometime watching me or watching what I do, I've got to take that into account....
DALE ROBINSON
Josh had a good year, he just came up a little bit short. He kept working and getting better and in ...
JASON ROSTORFER
Somebody's gotta win and somebody's gotta lose and I believe in letting the other guy lose.
PETE ROSE
I just don't think there is any more Judy Miller credibility,
JAY ROSEN
If youre in an awkward position, feel comfortable enough to walk away.
BEAU MIRCHOFF
Ye been oure lord, dooth with youre owene thyngRight as yow list.
CHAUCER
Josh is just a great athlete. He has a couple of colleges looking at him. Both Dan and Pat are both ...
JAY BLAYLOCK
My life has become like a bus, and I'm just watching it pass by
EVY MICHAELS
I was just kind of watching TV and I didn't like what I saw.
ED SCHLOSSER
I like this skirt. Makes a guy wonder just how to get a girl out of it.
AMY ANDREWS
(Holmes) was supposed to be the best in the state last year, and Josh got the best of him. He is goi...
CLIFFORD GARNTO
Guys like Josh Gordon need to stay in his sport and mind his own business.
KYRIE IRVING
Josh: "What is this thing?"
Gasper: "It's a Yeti. An abominable snowman."
Biff: "This is w...
CHRISTOPHER MOORE
At first, 'Family Ties' seemed to just be a wonderful project of its time. These were the Re...
MICHAEL GROSS
For a guy like me that's just extraordinary. This is like - I don't want to say it - but it's at arc...
BEN WOOD
It was just like he dropped off the Earth. I felt so sad. Here's this guy and he's in a pauper's gra...
CANDY KALAL
I remember Mitch Miller saying every week, This rock and roll stuff will never last. But one doesn&#...
ROSEMARY CLOONEY
He treats a girl just like he would treat a guy, and he makes them work just as hard as he would a g...
JAKE SMITH
But you're so helpless sometimes. It's like watching a kitten with its head trapped in a Kleenex box...
RAINBOW ROWELL
And I think this says more about Harris Miller than it does about Jim Webb on this issue.
STEVE JARDING
I figured when they traded Josh Beckett, that this might happen.
PAUL LO DUCA
This was an excellent high school game. Josh Berry and Woody Orne had great games.
DON SHOWALTER
Josh did a great job tonight, but it's not just tonight. He's done well the last several games and i...
BRIAN THORNTON
When I was a child I liked watching shows about bounty hunters and Canadian Mounties. I liked the &#...
DUANE CHAPMAN
I don't just go out there and run. I like to give people watching something exciting.
STEVE ROLAND PREFONTAINE
One night I remember just watching this sunset. It looked just like the Japanese flag. It was a beau...
FRANK PEPE
Josh was mortified in the beginning, but now he's completely hooked. I want to sit down, and I want ...
DIANE LANE
Josh Lawrence is a guy that's very dear to me. He's one of the very first guys that said 'yes' to th...
TOD KOWALCZYK
If I'm watching my favorite boxer, and he's just won the heavyweight championship of the wor...
NIKKI SIXX
He was always the first guy Jason White would talk to when he came off the field. Josh has a really ...
BOB STOOPS
If you're stupid,
You'll probably like this.
ANTHONY T. HINCKS
The season has been so enjoyable. Not just because of where we are, but to see guys like (seniors) H...
CRAIG KOWAL
We needed to put our eggs in one basket. This is more Bob Miller and Cobalt.
BARRY GREEN
Fame comes with its own standard. A guy who twitches his lips is just another guy with a lip twitch ...
SAMMY DAVIS JR.
Fame comes with its own standard. A guy who twitches his lips is just another guy with a lip twitch ...
SAMMY DAVIS, JR.
I've never felt like this watching Test matches. It is incredible,
FIVE LIVE
Josh just kept them off-balanced. We're very excited about his pitching performance tonight.
CHUCK FEHR
You do that Helen", Mallory dared. "And tell him we said to f*ck off while youre at it".
CHLOE NEILL
if youre never scared, or embarased, or hurt, it means you never take any chances.
JULIA SOREL
Sometimes I forget that I am even watching myself, realizing that's me. It's like you almost...
EVAN RACHEL WOOD
I just want to be treated like an average guy.
JOHN FAHEY
Josh once again just proved that he is one of the better pitchers in this area. He's proven this ove...
ERIC WAGMAN
I'm the guy who's watching and not getting any. You have to be sociable in that kind of way.
STEVE MINARD
Oh, great. This is going to be like shooting baskets with Magic Johnson watching. [On watching Indep...
BILL PULLMAN
Oh, great. This is going to be like shooting baskets with Magic Johnson watching. [On watching Inde...
BILL PULLMAN
He writes, to me, more like the late Roger Miller than anyone before him.
HAZEL SMITH
Josh Gad was in my class. Katy Mixon. Griffin Matthews. Josh Groban - he ended up leaving to become ...
LESLIE ODOM, JR.
It was surreal, just watching her. But this wasn't her first rodeo.
BRENDA JOHNSON
Just watching Jack Lemmon made me want to get into this business.
HANK AZARIA
He's a great guy. I love learning from him and watching him. He brings a lot of intensity and experi...
DAN UGGLA
This is a huge success, even if we just broke even. Just to have our players play in a venue like th...
WAYNE ANDERSON
It's not like he's just a defensive guy. He's a strong kid, and I wouldn't be surprised to see him [...
BUTCH WYNEGAR
Josh has broken the school record in the new javelin twice this year.
RICK BULLOCK
You just remember back when you were watching as a kid and going, 'Man, Sting's so cool,'...
A.J. STYLES
Classic Bill Miller is to find companies that other people don't like and see if the projections wer...
CHRISTOPHER TRAULSEN
Fame comes with its own standard. A guy who twitches his lips is just another guy with a lip twitch ...
SAMMY DAVIS, JR.
I've tried to imagine winning this race since I was a boy, but I couldn't; it's magic. It was just l...
MARTIN BRASSIL
I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you...
BILL HICKS
Before, we had guys like [Josh] Beckett and [A.J.] Burnett. They were hard throwers -- guys who trie...
PERRY HILL
Crushes are so awful. I wonder if they suck worse for the crush-er or the crush-ee. I consider my th...
STEPHANIE PERKINS
Suddenly I register that St. Clair is shorter than Josh. Much shorter. It’s odd I didn’t notice ...
STEPHANIE PERKINS
Not just beautiful, though--the stars are like the trees in the forest, alive and breathing. And the...
HARUKI MURAKAMI
We're not going to win a championship because some guy comes in and plays like Michael Jordan, ... W...
AVERY JOHNSON
I sit back and watch guys like Heath Miller coming in as a rookie and doing things like he has done,...
VERNON DAVIS
    "I'm a guy like this," Gino explained to Jeanie; "I like anythin' against the odds. I don't ...
NELSON ALGREN
I just feel people need to know that this guy needs to die, ... If I had a son like this, I would wa...
JOHN HALL
Universe is the Sun watching its own self.
DEJAN STOJANOVIC
Coming off the day I had, I was just trying to relax and not do too much. With guys like (Josh) Rodr...
AARON LUNA
This isn't a team that really has that one guy like we did last year. We just need everybody doing t...
ALEX FIGERT
He played the rest of the game, and I have gotta tell you, we were watching him like a hawk. He did ...
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As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
JOSH BILLINGS
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
JOSH BILLINGS
There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva.
JOSH GROBAN
Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ...
JOSH HARTNETT
You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.
JOSH LIEB
If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,...
JOSH GREENBERG
Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess.
JOSH LIEB
It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it.
JOSH LIEB
Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense.
JOSH LIEB
Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl...
JOSH LIEB
The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.
JOSH BILLINGS
It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all...
JOSH LIEB
The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ...
JOSH HOMME
One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n...
JOSH BILLINGS
I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've fo...
JOSH DUHAMEL
The reflexive allergy to L.A. that a lot of New Yorkers have, I feel like it's kind of nonsense.
JOSH RADNOR
After a brief period in which I had let many a Southern Californian convince me that it was all '...
JOSH RADNOR
Everyone feels a sense of ownership in creating a Lynn Shelton movie. Lynn chooses amazing people - ...
JOSH PAIS
Working with amazing people, you continue to learn and develop yourself, as an actor and as a person...
JOSH HUTCHERSON
My grandfather was one of the most amazing Baptist ministers in history, he was unbelievable. He was...
JOSH HENDERSON
I've always considered myself a workaholic... The way I work, I have to turn myself upside down ...
JOSH HOMME
When I was on 'All My Children,' we did a thing for 'Seventeen Magazine' where a gir...
JOSH DUHAMEL
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
JOSH BILLINGS
Everybody was trying to put me in action movies and heroic roles, and I wanted to find more complex ...
JOSH HARTNETT
At a certain point, even if the one alpha male is dominant, at a certain point there's a younger...
JOSH LUCAS
I secretly enjoy being alone - hiking alone, skiing alone, walking along the beach alone, going to m...
JOSH ZUCKERMAN
No matter how devastating our struggles, disappointments, and troubles are, they are only temporary....
JOSH MCDOWELL
You hear about quality time a lot but I really think that quantity time with a person is really what...
JOSH TURNER
Anyone with sincere religious beliefs cannot say that all religions are true. That is so illogical i...
JOSH MCDOWELL
I like both athletic girls and girly girls. It depends on their personality. I like girls who can go...
JOSH HUTCHERSON
The holidays are a way to get away from the pain of the year, creating something people can laugh at...
JOSH GORDON
I think one of the coolest things you can do is disappear for a while, because it gives you the chan...
JOSH HOMME
After I set out to refute Christianity intellectually and couldn't, I came to the conclusion the...
JOSH MCDOWELL
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
JOSH BILLINGS
Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
JOSH BILLINGS
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.
JOSH BILLINGS