I put the "Pro" in procrastinate.
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Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
ELLEN DEGENERES Procrastination isn't the problem, it's the solution. So procrastinate now, don't put it off.
ELLEN DEGENERES Procrastination is not the problem. It is the solution.
Procrastinate now, don’t put it...
ELLEN DEGENERES I can procrastinate a little bit.
WILL.I.AM I think I grew a grey watching you procrastinate.
BRANDON BOYD I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.
ZACH BRAFF She just wants to jump in, and I procrastinate for awhile until I really get into it.
BARRY MANN I don't see how a reporter can function in a sensitive beat without relying on anonymous sources -- ...
BOB ZELNICK We can no longer procrastinate.
ROB PORTMAN I enjoyed being anonymous.
SACHA BARON COHEN I'm pro-life. I'm pro-gun. I'm pro-family. And I'm pro-business.
CHARLIE CRIST I've told you I don't live and die by the polls. Thus, I will refrain from pointing out that we're n...
, IN THE NEW REPUBLIC Only in America can you be pro-death penalty, pro-war, pro-unmanned drone bombs, pro-nuclear weapons...
JOHN FUGELSANG I just miss - I miss being anonymous.
BARACK OBAMA Every one of my positions cuts - out half the country. I'm pro-choice, I'm pro-gay rights, I...
MICHAEL BLOOMBERG My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, 'Just wait.
JUDY TENUTA My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said 'Just wait.'
JUDY TENUTA Be very precise and honest in how you carry your plans, do not procrastinate
SUNDAY ADELAJA I think it's free speech and I'm pro-choice. They have the right to put the ads up and have their vi...
HEATHER WILLIAMS When he emerged Lou Dobbs the populist, he was so hard to peg. A mishmash of contradictions: anti-ou...
JEANNE MARIE LASKAS I don't know what happens to our consciousness when we're unwound," says Connor. "I don't even know ...
NEAL SHUSTERMAN If you procrastinate, it's going to cost you, literally.
JOANNE VETO Don't procrastinate. If you want to blog, then blog.
FRITZ CHERY Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.
RICK RIORDAN When you run into something that is good, hold on until it is time to let go.
JOHN LEACH Some men give up their designs when they have almost reached the goal, while others, on the contrary...
HERODOTUS To say that I am pro life is just wrong. I am personally pro-choice and legislatively pro-choice.
HAROLD FORD, JR. The best way for me to procrastinate as a writer is research.
QUIARA ALEGRIA HUDES To be honest, I used to always procrastinate when I write. I mean, I love writing, but I hate it.
DAVID GRANN I kind of wanna be pro basketball, pro skateboarder.
JACKSON BRUNDAGE I am free, anonymous man. My flights and falls occurred while I was wearing a magical cap of of invi...
TADEUSZ KONWICKI anonymous fruit.
CLARE BOOTH LUCE I'm a pro-life, pro-gun Louisiana Democrat.
CHARLIE MELANCON I'm not affiliated with either Wikileaks or Anonymous - of course, it's not like I would tel...
JONATHAN NOLAN I have received hostile voice mail messages and e-mails. They are often anonymous, I'm sad to sa...
BEN BRANTLEY I am a person who works well under pressure. In fact, I work so well under pressure that at times, I...
STEPHANIE PEARL-MCPHEE I'm not pro-government at all, I'm pro-people.
BIG BOI If I can do something in less than one minute, I don't let myself procrastinate. I hang up my co...
GRETCHEN RUBIN She was intimidating and all I could do was sit back on the couch as she paced back and forth, slowl...
IN THE MAKING The number of extensions goes up every year. We expect more people to procrastinate.
JESSE WELLER I believe it's possible to be both pro-life and pro-choice.
ANDY GOLD It seems like there were some scare tactics put out by he pro-incorporation side. The message tonigh...
STEVE MOORE I know many people within Anonymous; I was the keynote speaker at Defcon in Las Vegas and got a stan...
JOHN MCAFEE If I am not drafted, I would have to sit down and think whether I want to put in the extra effort to...
TREVOR MCEACHRON I believe we do a disservice to God and probably to the pro-life cause if God is never mentioned in ...
GEORGE CARDINAL PELL Having lost people when they were young, you feel intimately acquainted with mortality, I guess. Tho...
DAVE EGGERS When I had dark hair I definitely felt that I was more anonymous.
NAOMI WATTS Many years ago, in the throes of my struggles on the PGA Tour, I had difficulty even getting into pr...
GARY MCCORD There are, in the King case in particular, some names of confidential informants, persons to whom we...
LOUIS STOKES Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they're lazy and I think editors ought...
BEN BRADLEE I really felt anonymous. Everyone was really aloof. It felt claustrophobic.
ASHLEY MASON I don't know why anybody would look into an anonymous letter.
JOSEPH DINATALE I'm very, very used to feeling anonymous, you know?
DAVID HAREWOOD You know you're getting old when it takes too much effort to procrastinate.
UNKNOWN We tend to procrastinate on doing things we don't want to do and do things we want to do.
LORRIN L. LEE I understand that the nature of politics sometimes involves fending off frivolous, anonymous allegat...
SAM GRAVES I mean, I can get things done if I need to, but I can really be completely irresponsible and procras...
CAMERON DIAZ That's bush-league. I haven't seen that in pro hockey.
ALAIN VIGNEAULT It forces the city to not procrastinate. We were worried that they would drag their feet.
ERIC PARFREY This kid put up some amazing statistics in productivity at Bowling Green. We still think he has some...
KEVIN COLBERT Robbie was great and put me in a lot of situations, a lot of power play and a lot of penalty kill. A...
ZACH PARISE We are a pro team in every sense of the word outside of being paid like pro players.
HAYLEY WICKENHEISER Again and again the rich countries procrastinate and delay. They must do the debt deal this weekend.
BERNICE ROMERO I have a pro tools rig that I carry in my backpack.
WILL.I.AM When you’re anonymous, other opinions shrink next to the sounds in your own head.
DAN GROAT I AM pro-life,
BILL FRIST I am pro-American.
JOHN BOLTON Never answer an anonymous letter
YOGI BERRA Basis of society: anonymous sweat.
EMILE M. CIORAN These are the e-mails I have received, ... Some were anonymous. Some were extremely nasty.
MARY WALKER Bitcoin is mostly about anonymous transactions, and I don't think over time that's a good wa...
BILL GATES My two sisters were always cooking. I wanted to be in the police force, but I didn't get in beca...
APRIL BLOOMFIELD I think the Republican Party should be a pro-life party. I am pro-life. I do not apologize for that....
J. C. WATTS She’d rather be anonymous in a big city than infamous in a small town.
LORELEI JAMES Procrastination is the fear of success. People procrastinate because they are afraid of the success ...
DENIS WAITLEY I guess since I left Carroll and played college ball and pro ball, and still playing pro ball, there...
BROOKS KIESCHNICK They've gone in with a steam roller in an area which is extremely pro-Taliban and pro-al Qaeda.
AHMED RASHID I don't need to go to gamblers anonymous or anything but I like a flutter,
NICK ATKINSON Anonymity, not ignorance, is bliss. ~Anonymous
JOSEPH MCDONALD We are so scared of being judged that we look for every excuse to procrastinate.
ERICA JONG I feel I'm anonymous in my work. When I look at the pictures, I never see myself; they aren'...
CINDY SHERMAN Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. -Anonymous (Greek Proverb).
GREEK PROVERB People use the dogma of ‘waiting on the Lord’ to avoid taking quick decisions but procrastinate ...
SUNDAY ADELAJA A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
SOURCE UNKNOWN A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
ALBERT EINSTEIN A coincidence is a small miracle in which God chooses to remain anonymous.
IRENE HANNON I believe in the players and what I've put together and we'll make it work.
ISAIAH THOMAS You can say Germany is at a tipping point. Germany is facing some choices. In the worst case, they c...
JACKSON JANES For the past five or six years, the people in Cap and Skull decided to be anonymous.
ALEX MAGHOUB I'm a pro-process candidate. I'm a pro-coherent debate candidate. I'm a pro-transparency candidate.
MAYOR MICHAEL HASSIG I'm going in the right way, ... I'm going in as a coach of a team, with the team that put me on the ...
HUBIE BROWN You know the greatest thing about working on 'Fallon?' I get so many anonymous gifts.
QUESTLOVE Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
ANONYMOUS Coincidence is God's way of being anonymous.
LAURA PEDERSEN Even though its anonymous, it's still ominous,
DANIEL SOLOVE I procrastinate all morning. That's when I get my office work done and answer e-mails and see wh...
KATE CHRISTENSEN Pro football wasn't as popular as it is now. When I came out of college, I had no idea of playing pr...
DICK HOAK I am pro-life, I believe in exceptions for rape, incest and the life of the mother. That's my po...
CHRIS CHRISTIE If we really wanted to be cool, and everyone in the world had Pro Tools, we could just put it up on ...
CHARLIE HUNTER We're also pleased that the governor vetoed two other pro-homosexual bills. One of them effectively ...
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