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If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
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GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, they wouldn't reach any conclusion.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW If you took all the economists in the world and laid them end-to-end, they couldn't reach a conclusi...
SOURCE UNKNOWN If you laid ever economist in the country end to end you would still not reach a conclusion.
SALVADOR NASELLO If all the economists in the world were laid end to end, it wouldn't be a bad thing.
PETER LYNCH If all the ruminations and ponderances were laid end to end along the equator, they would most likel...
ED SMITH If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end
ARTHUR BAER If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
ARTHUR 'BUGS' BAER If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end.
BUGS BAER If all efficiency experts were laid end to end- I'd be in favor of it
AL DIAMOND If all the girls at Brandeis were laid end-to-end, I wouldn't be surprised
DOROTHY PARKER If all the young ladies who attended the Yale promenade dance were laid end to end, no one would be ...
DOROTHY PARKER If all the girls attending [the Yale prom] were laid end to end, I wouldn't be at all surprised.
DOROTHY PARKER If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
DOROTHY PARKER If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit suprised.
DOROTHY PARKER If all the girls who attended the Harvard-Yale game were laid end to end, I wouldn't be surprised
DOROTHY PARKER It was once said that if you took all of the people who fell asleep in church and laid them end to e...
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UNKNOWN Be convinced that, if man were able to reach the end without preparatory studies, such studies would...
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SOTONYE ANGA If the storytellers told it true, all stories would end in death.
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HORACE MANN If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it
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DEVIN BULL if there was a way to end up today and not suffer afterwards that would be ok.
GRZ DZ If I were dying, my last words would be: Have faith and pursue the unknown end.
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES, JR. If I were dying my last words would be: Have faith and pursue the unknown end
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES If I were dying my last words would be: Have faith and pursue the unknown end
OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES All good things must come to an end. But if they decided to go on, I'm not going to stop them.
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DIRCEU ALVES FERREIRA It couldn’t last. Everyone was just killing time. But if all they did was kill time, time would en...
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ABRAHAM LINCOLN All beautiful things must end. Otherwise they are not beautiful.
ZAN PERRION The sharp downtrend is unlikely to be sustainable particularly from year-end onward because of the s...
ANTON GUNAWAN The sharp downtrend is unlikely to be sustainable particularly from year-end onward because of the s...
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DANNY LAM If you were constrained by manufacturing capacity, you would focus on selling the lower-end Pentium ...
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STEPHENIE MEYER I always want my books to reach a positive point in the end.
CECELIA AHERN In the end, anybody we can't find a position for will be laid off. They'll either have a job next ye...
GERRY MANN We are past the end of things now, but I don't want to leave.
RICHARD FORD In the 1970s, as historians became enchanted with microhistories, economists were expanding the reac...
ANNALEE NEWITZ If women were as fastidious as men, morally or physically, there would be an end of the race.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW The epic implications of being human end in more than this: We start our lives as if they were momen...
ANATOLE BROYARD They were close to the end of the beginning . . .
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RICHARD KIMBALL And don't tell me the end justifies the means because it doesn't. We never reach the end. All we eve...
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CYRUS MEHRI I felt they were trying to make a statement at the end.
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