Jeff Kinney
Related ANNE TYLER I think a lot of companies have already put expectations so low they haven't set them up for those m... ADAM GREENE I grew up very poor, so I learned how to stretch a dollar. It's nice to combine high-end with lo... AZITA GHANIZADA If theres one thing I can't stand, it's my brother's finger nails! JULIAN "JUNEBUG" BUSSELLS ERIC BOGOSIAN Have a realistic goal. Big changes take a long time. So aim low. You can always meet low expectation... DR. RENEE GILBERT What am I going to do? If I end up hurting one and they sue me, they'll end up with all the real pro... DALE HORNER BRITTANY MURPHY SAM HUNT JOE ABERCROMBIE Would you be willing to risk losing a friend if you knew you could prevent them, by doing the right ... ANIL GUPTA If there's one thing "music scene" is good at doing, its only making "news"! PRAVIN PRAJAPATI TOBA BETA It wasn't a great quarter, but the expectations have gotten so low on J&J that a real ho-hum quarter... BRUCE CRANNA PATRICK LENCIONI He's one of those special players. My expectations are so high for him and you look up at the end of... BRAD STAMPS Expectations are a good thing to have!!! But when someone doesnt live up to yours it shouldnt be wha... HEATHER MONTANO I think the most useful thing you can do as a writer is to reconstruct real life with all its color,... ROSEMARY MAHONEY JACQUELINE NOVOGRATZ It's nice to know that people see what we are doing. I think we do set an example. All of the kids t... CEDRIC PAYTON Carbon dioxide is the one thing that we've done nothing about so far, from really any of our economy... DAVID KEITH TAYLOR LAUTNER NEIL STRAUSS If you had better sense you’d have learned by now that nothing thrives so well as wickedness KATHLEEN WINSOR ASSEGID HABTEWOLD I mean if you put all of your eggs in one basket, boy, and that thing blows up you've got a real... JERRY BRUCKHEIMER If you haven't learned by now that you cant trust everybody, i think its safe to say that you are th... BRIELL ADAMS If you start by doing it right, they'll be better in the end. But if I let them go, it ain't going t... FRED GRAVES WARREN BUFFETT JEFF BUCKLEY One thing I learned working at magazines was that if you couldn't get people to look at a page o... BARBARA KRUGER If you are still looking for Charming boys or girls to date them, you'll end up dating Photoshopped ... GOLDEN MASHEGO I think anytime you get all the groups together, practicing and doing the thing, residents have to f... FRED BAKER CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH If even the false war we pretend to fight has created so much hate between our peoples, what would a... TARAN MATHARU RICHIE SAMBORA The contrast in their pitches is significant. Yet both of them are positioning themselves to help us... BRYAN PRICE MARGARET THATCHER Almost all firms that exhibit at the show set up their own local networks. Unfortunately, they are t... DAVID EMM One thing I've learned in all my years at Roosevelt is teenagers have amazing vigor and spirit. And ... BILL RESLER ROBERT WEBB I don’t want to marry you. I just want you to give me an orgasm.”SARAH MORGAN MARYROSE WOOD PHILIP PULLMAN We would like them to be more constrained, more enlightened. There's nothing to prevent them from do... DON HODGES If the ministers fail to act on what is an unmistakable demand from the world's peoples, they could ... BILL JORDAN JESSE ANDREWS One thing we have learned from doing these things is not to get too fancy with the channel designs. ... THOMAS ARDITO I just thought, 'I don't know what I'm doing!' ... It was intimidating. One by one, we worked our wa... ASHLEY CAMPBELL Theres no secret to success at Mount Union. You recruit them, you prepare them and then you go out a... DON MONTGOMERY You got to bust your tail, because the one thing I learned is that in this game, they're not going t... DAMON HOLLINS The main thing I've learned is you can never tell who knows what by looking at them. It's totally ra... BEN BAILEY Theres only one thing i admire about emo children, they are the only people that can wear all black,... NICHOLAS RYAN LAYMON If you are punished by the rule you set up, you have been punished by the rule you set up. EPHDAN HANNAH SIMONE The biggest thing I learned from this is to choose your teammates wisely, because you have to work w... KYLE SMITH Directing is all tied up with childhood loneliness. It's such an odd thing to end up doing. PAUL GREENGRASS SALMAN RUSHDIE They had goals, they set them and they surpassed them. I wound up buying supper for all of them. Whe... DEB LANDSAW NICHOLAS SPARKS Good basketball teams have to do that if you want to be standing at the end of the year. You have to... GREGG POPOVICH We are very pleased with how Jeff and his team have gotten off to a running start at Spirit. They ar... NIGEL WRIGHT HENRY CLOUD SAM WALTON Chances are if you bought a living room set from one showroom, everyone else did as well. It's disap... KRISTAN CUNNINGHAM Jeff Kinney is tall and has a great smile, but don't be fooled, he's as slick as they come. ... RACHAEL HARRIS Someone ought to be able to make a profit. If you ask Compaq, they'll tell you they're doing well in... LOUIS MAZZUCCHELLI I never look at the masses as my responsibility; I look at the individual. I can only love one perso... MOTHER TERESA OF CALCUTTA AMIT KALANTRI I've met Michael Keaton, John Favreau, Marisa Tomei - they're all really amazing people and ... JACOB BATALON I still think in this country, and this might surprise you, the one thing that George Bush said as p... TAVIS SMILEY She learned it all, she does it all. ... Everybody's doing everything. They're really singing on the... SUSAN STROMAN PATTI SMITH One thing I learned about Bruce Springsteen is: If there's a problem, you address it, DAVE MARSH If you bow at all, bow low. CHINESE PROVERB CHINESE PROVERBS DMX Growing up, you look at guys like Jeff Thomson as heroes, so going past him is pretty special. BRETT LEE NORMAN MAILER LOREENA MCKENNITT MAXWELL MALTZ You can do only one thing at a time. I simply tackle one problem and concentrate all efforts on what... ORISON SWETT MARDEN Puck takes a wrong turn and they end up in the forest of Athens on the Hollywood set, instead of the... ED NOONAN We train our instructors how to set expectations for themselves and for their students so it doesn't... CRAIG ALBRIGHT The events that happen in our lives make us who we are ,we can either give in to them and let them w... GARY F EVANS... CHANAKYA ERIC BOGOSIAN KHLOE KARDASHIAN ANDRE MALRAUX If you blame yourself you learned something, if you blame others you learned nothing. SURESH KANUMURI Honestly, we thought it was unfortunate, but it didn't change the mind-set of the team. I think it'd... MATHIAS KIWANUKA TUPAC SHAKUR We're still doing challenge matches so nothing is set in stone. BARB MANCUSO JEFF DUNHAM Hopefully, (the win) will set the tone for us to keep on going. The thing is, I think we've all lear... COURTNEY BEASLEY If you live life so cautiously as to never fail, you end up failing at life itself. J.S.B. MORSE When you play in the Premier League, say you're playing against a lower-end team, they set up to... GARETH BALE I learned not to blink in a close-up or move your head at all, because if you did, they wouldn't use... FRANKIE AVALON ROBIN WILLIAMS
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I write for kids because I think the most interesting (and most humorous) stories come from people&#... JEFF KINNEY 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid' is my first book, and it's the fulfillment of a life-long dream. ... JEFF KINNEY When I was growing up, my house was filled with books. My mother was an educator, and my father was ... JEFF KINNEY Monkeys can't talk, stupid! JEFF KINNEY Kids can sniff out when they are being preached to, and they don't like it. So while my books ar... JEFF KINNEY I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days. JEFF KINNEY I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be... JEFF KINNEY I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons." - Greg Heffl... JEFF KINNEY Many of Judy Blume's books - which I devoured when I was growing up and where I found characters... JEFF KINNEY There are two ways to look at my publishing career. One is that I'm a novelist churning out book... JEFF KINNEY I really wanted to be a newspaper cartoonist, but nobody liked my work. I didn't have the contro... JEFF KINNEY In middle school, I started to draw, and my pencil sketches were huge. They were these 4ft by 3ft dr... JEFF KINNEY I'm not very charismatic or telegenic. I feel bad for the kids waiting three hours in line for t... JEFF KINNEY So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwea... JEFF KINNEY I can tell you that the book 'The Ugly Truth' is about puberty and all the awfulness that co... JEFF KINNEY I feel, as an adult, I'm very similar to how I was as a pre-teen. Maybe it's a case of arres... JEFF KINNEY Luckily for me, my father had impeccable taste. No contemporary collector was he. His treasure trove... JEFF KINNEY On the first day of school, you got to be real careful where you sit. You walk into the classroom an... JEFF KINNEY Zoo-Wee Mama! JEFF KINNEY My office doubles as a karaoke den for the neighborhood. There are strobe lights and Rock Band plast... JEFF KINNEY Looking back, I realize my favorite stories weren't in books, they were in comics. On top of bei... JEFF KINNEY On our swim team, they had something called the 'developmental meet.' I didn't know it w... JEFF KINNEY I draft on the computer. I have a really giant screen that attaches to my laptop, and then I have a ... JEFF KINNEY I had a very normal, very typical American childhood. My father worked for the government at the Pen... JEFF KINNEY Dear Aunt Loretta,JEFF KINNEY I had an older brother, an older sister and a younger brother, and though I look back fondly on my c... JEFF KINNEY I write in reverse: Rather than come up with a narrative and write jokes for that narrative, I write... JEFF KINNEY We're incredibly excited to welcome the 500 millionth Poptropican into our virtual world. When w... JEFF KINNEY With the recent addition of a full soundtrack and the players map, millions of Poptropicans around t... JEFF KINNEY Be yourself and people will like you. JEFF KINNEY The best person I know is Myself. JEFF KINNEY You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you. JEFF KINNEY When I started writing 'Diary of a Wimpy Kid,' I was trying to write the type of book you mi... JEFF KINNEY The key to any good comic strip or television sitcom is to reset the board at the end of the episode... JEFF KINNEY Kids can sniff out a moral. They can feel the heavy hand of an adult. JEFF KINNEY If there is any message in the 'Wimpy Kid' books, it is that reading can be and should be fu... JEFF KINNEY When I was on the swim team as a kid, I used to hide out from my coach by going into the bathroom an... JEFF KINNEY Youre gonna grow up and marry some ice cream! Haha! JEFF KINNEY It's pretty sad. I don't know if it's a joke, or in someone's house ... dumped in a lake or on the s... JEFF KINNEY When the sun came up, I saw it was missing first thing. It's huge, you don't miss it. JEFF KINNEY I was psyched. I never thought I'd see this again, I really didn't. They [police] did an awesome job... JEFF KINNEY I'm not really sure what makes a book a 'classic' to begin with, but I think it has to be at least f... JEFF KINNEY To me, the most romantic gesture is a quiet night with my girl. I like to cook for her. I'm a me... TAYLOR KINNEY Being on 'The Vampire Diaries' feels almost like a game you play when you're a kid. When... TAYLOR KINNEY My mum wants me to get married - and have children, of course. She's met Gaga; we've been da... TAYLOR KINNEY I want a brood, you know. I'd like to have a little soccer team and a minivan and all that stuff... TAYLOR KINNEY When I was on 'Trauma,' the first order was six, which turned to 12, and then there were rum... TAYLOR KINNEY I once lived in a cottage made entirely of wood, and there was an electrical fire. We all ran outsid... TAYLOR KINNEY I don't have lavish taste. TAYLOR KINNEY I own nothing; I just stay with friends all over the country. TAYLOR KINNEY I think I'd be a good dad; it would be a pleasure. TAYLOR KINNEY As an actor, some of my favorite things to work on are night exterior scenes. Any time that we'r... TAYLOR KINNEY If 'Chicago Fire' goes for a long run, maybe I'll look for a place, but in my line of wo... TAYLOR KINNEY I have a bunch of brothers. I grew up with a big family. TAYLOR KINNEY To be honest, as an actor, job security is not a trait. TAYLOR KINNEY I don't think anybody thinks they're bad, just in life, in general. TAYLOR KINNEY I enjoy my food. I like to grill; I do that a lot. I like meat and have big dinners - steak, red mea... TAYLOR KINNEY I was in San Francisco for 'Trauma' and then got back to town and got situated and started l... TAYLOR KINNEY I love Sunday-morning drives. I'll be up at 6 A.M., get a cup of coffee, and head out. TAYLOR KINNEY I am a gypsy. I havent' had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw eve... TAYLOR KINNEY I'm a country boy. I grew up kicking around the woods, riding dirt bikes, playing football, clim... TAYLOR KINNEY I'm not very materialistic - I don't have a whole lot of stuff. But I do always like a pair ... TAYLOR KINNEY I look up to a strong woman; maybe that's why I fell for Gaga. She works incredibly hard and is ... TAYLOR KINNEY When I was little, we moved around a lot, actually. In second grade, I think I went to three differe... EMILY KINNEY We try to be proactive in cases like this. We followed our own process of being open and proactive. ED KINNEY It's very addictive. It's a little known fact. I saw it happen. It clicked for Drew Carey. He loved ... KATHY KINNEY We're going to be zigzagging across the country like crazy doing improv. KATHY KINNEY I didn't even know she went to Quaker Valley. We lost track of each other for all those years. ASHTON KINNEY Macarons and Cocoa to drink
That is the finest of suppers I think!
When I'm grown up and can have
wh... PAULETTE KINNEY Barrett-Jackson has created that same mystique and the same aura that Tiffany has with its blue box.... DAVE KINNEY With SIRTF you'll be able to fill in that population of most distant objects, ANNE KINNEY We are closer to answering the question, 'Are we alone in the universe?' ... We aim to answer that q... ANNE KINNEY Scientists are keenly aware that the telescope is up there not doing anything. There's an enormous d... ANNE KINNEY It's almost impossible. This was a very, very partial print. ... We sent it out, but you would have ... RICHARD KINNEY We have to dance, dance now, dance a lot, dance hard, dance fast, ... I still feel it in my ankles. KATHY KINNEY Meanwhile you look at the same field with the Chandra X-Ray observatory and you see a little beacon ... ANNE KINNEY What it means is that the taste of the people who are buying at Barrett-Jackson are more attuned to ... DAVE KINNEY The graphics are very good, better than a lot of simulators. The avionics is what the key is. They'r... DAVE KINNEY All you have to do is look at the textbooks, ... They are being rewritten page by page, Hubble image... ANNE KINNEY Cars are usually the second largest purchase for most people, right after their house. It makes sens... DAVE KINNEY What Barrett-Jackson is selling is a dream, and a lot of people can fulfill that dream with real mon... DAVE KINNEY Luckily, we not only met that, we exceeded it. TOM KINNEY I was so excited; I didn't know what to do. I told the girls and I stood up, and I got shaky and I c... CAROL KINNEY And then he said, 'No, it's good. It's good, major news.' CAROL KINNEY That property class doesn't have anything to do with the value. You have to look at the building typ... CAROL KINNEY Affluence plays a big factor today. Lifestyle expectations have risen, and the premium market is bec... ED KINNEY The rise of the Internet has really helped us. The Internet allows people to research on their own t... ED KINNEY We found an increasing number of people who like the property but would not use 13 weeks but wanted ... ED KINNEY It's nothing anyone could put on their home computer. ED KINNEY The information could be misplaced and retrieving it would require sophisticated hardware. But any i... ED KINNEY At this point, we are taking all things into consideration. The tapes may have been taken, but they ... ED KINNEY The destinations and features are great for those interested in taking quality vacations for a long ... ED KINNEY If you own in Colorado and used up 14 of your days there, and then wanted to use the balance in St. ... ED KINNEY We didn't want to sit around and worry about it. We wanted to get engaged. ELEANOR KINNEY These towns are trying to preserve their small-town character. ELEANOR KINNEY One bad police officer makes a whole department and state look bad. DAVE KINNEY You can't achieve goals in a team game as individuals. ERRON KINNEY We have all the confidence in the world in him already, and he just showed everyone why today. Going... ERRON KINNEY We apologize to our fans. ERRON KINNEY That was atrocious. It hurts. We just handed them the game We had the game under control. We were ex... ERRON KINNEY A lot of it is on us. We have just got to do better in tight situations. Me included. ERRON KINNEY I don't know anything about it. I don't really know what to say. That is a little discouraging. It c... ERRON KINNEY [Pittsburgh] flipped their record around last year, and that's the kind of thing we're expecting to ... ERRON KINNEY Pittsburgh week was all natural. This week? No. To hear 'Mason' and 'Rolle' coming out of the wrong ... ERRON KINNEY He knows the drill. He's done this before, so it won't be a big deal for him. ERRON KINNEY They are not going to make any big mistakes giving up a big play, so what we had to do was be discip... ERRON KINNEY He was never in trouble. ERNEST KINNEY We didn't know he had another case at the same time when Brad got sick. People don't know that Brad ... ERNEST KINNEY My health is good. I am in great shape. ERNEST KINNEY It kind of shocked all of us. This is unbelievable. ERNEST KINNEY Brad Smith almost died [Wednesday] night. His kidneys were going into failure. His pancreas is not e... ERNEST KINNEY I mean this is the kind of love people dream about, poets write sonnets for, and well it's the kind ... DEANNA KINNEY He needs good news right now the way you and I need oxygen. He has to win it. JASON KINNEY We still have a lot of election left to go. If this was the NBA, this is still the third quarter. An... JASON KINNEY But in the end, it is our hope and expectation that it will be shown that the senator acted appropri... JASON KINNEY I would rather do a project that I've invested so much time to, rather than try to get a part on... EMILY KINNEY Sometimes when you're starting out with acting, you have to take what you can get to get experie... EMILY KINNEY And they wanted Drew to get up and do some of his (stand-up) routine, but he hadn't done it in a whi... KATHY KINNEY Drew Carey was the person who got me involved in this -- he's so patriotic, KATHY KINNEY We are putting it all together at the most important time of the year. All of us knew we could hang ... JOE KINNEY To open up league play with three wins on the road is a nice way to open up the Patriot League Seaso... JOE KINNEY The four days to practice out here helped out, and the course is going to be play to our advantage b... JOE KINNEY This is different than other years. MATT KINNEY We're nonbiased witnesses here. If it's not the guy, it's not the guy and we're going to say so. RICHARD KINNEY Just tell yourself they're only stories. PAMELA K. KINNEY The chapel is the most important room in the house. The entire house is built around that. REV DONALD KINNEY JEFF GREENFIELD JEFF SESSIONS Where I grew up, I could be a punk rocker and a jock. But in college, it became apparent that those ... JEFF AMENT I cherish my privacy, and woe betide anyone who tries to interfere with that. JEFF BECK Richard Donner's friendship and guidance showed me that there's more to life than being an a... JEFF COHEN JEFF FOXWORTHY JEFF BEZOS JEFF BEZOS JEFF BEZOS JEFF BEZOS JEFF BEZOS JEFF BEZOS People are roasting each other at parties, at work events, around the fire. It's so fun. People ... JEFF ROSS JEFF BEZOS JEFF FOXWORTHY JEFF BEZOS Tyria's a big world. We get a grand tour in 'Ghosts of Ascalon.' We're in Divinity&#... JEFF GRUBB JEFF GREENFIELD You obviously don't really forget how to play the old songs; you just don't have to spend so... JEFF TWEEDY JEFF BEZOS Most cynics are really crushed romantics: they've been hurt, they're sensitive, and their cy... JEFF BRIDGES It's not about finding relevance or perfection or imperfection in objects, but it's that you... JEFF KOONS There's kind of a Zen aspect to bowling. The pins are either staying up or down before you even ... JEFF BRIDGES JEFF ZUCKER JEFF DUNHAM JEFF FORTENBERRY Puberty was the main culprit in ending my acting career. I went from being kind of this chunky littl... JEFF COHEN The Census Bureau can ask citizens very invasive questions, and if they don't respond, the gover... JEFF DUNCAN While the Census Bureau already has a legal obligation to keep people's information confidential... JEFF DUNCAN JEFF NICHOLS JEFF ZUCKER Why - because as a oil and gas small business owner - I know if someone is not doing their job, they... JEFF LANDRY JEFF GREENFIELD JEFF GOODELL JEFF BUCKLEY JEFF LINDSAY JEFF GOLDBLUM JEFF FOXWORTHY JEFF BUCKLEY JEFF BEZOS JEFF FOXWORTHY JEFF FORTENBERRY If I'm on form and I'm not being bothered too much by mental problems or whatever, I can whi... JEFF BECK It's not a born-again thing; it was a peaceful, really, really cool moment where I just felt tha... JEFF FISHER JEFF LINDSAY JEFF GREENFIELD Stop trying to treat music like it's a tennis shoe, something to be branded. If the music indust... JEFF TWEEDY For special wrestlers, there's somewhere else to go - as long as you're not brainwashed by t... JEFF HARDY JEFF GOODELL JEFF BUCKLEY JEFF NICHOLS Editorial pages all say, 'Well, the other guy has a point, too. It remains to be seen how this w... JEFF MACNELLY JEFF SESSIONS JEFF FOXWORTHY Some of these people need ten years of therapy --ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of the... JEFF ZASLOW But there is a limit to thinking about even a small piece of something monumental. You still see the... JEFF VANDERMEER JEFF LINDSAY JEFF DIXON JEFF GOLDBLUM JEFF VALDEZ JEFF PESIS JEFF DALY JEFF DEWAR JEFF WARNER JEFF FOXWORTHY JEFF DAVIDSON JEFF TAYLOR JEFF DAVIDSON JEFF DEWAR JEFF DAVIDSON JEFF ARDER JEFF ARCH JEFF DALY JEFF FOXWORTHY
But if you never did anything you couldn't undo you'd end up doing nothing at all. 
Jeff: I could go to New York if I wanted to, but what's the point? So I can learn how to order a cap... 
Yeah, I'm a giver. I've learned to be selective of the people in my world, because if I love... 
I learned from making a few of these low-budget videos early on that the best way to go about doing ... 
I have learned all kinds of things from my many mistakes. The one thing I never learn is to stop mak... 
The real funny thing is, whether the demons exist or not at all in your life, it's nothing to do whe... 
Values can set a company apart from the competition by clarifying its identity and serving as a rall... 
I've learned that generosity is far easier than justice and that, in the highly distorted markets of... 
I believe in the saying, 'If you aim at nothing, you're going to hit nothing.' So if you... 
The good thing is that women have such high expectations of men that it inspires us to live up to th... 
You can't beat your own expectations. The latter set the tone, and shape who you've become, and who ... 
I sent one e-mail in my life. I sent it to Jeff Raikes at Microsoft, and it ended up in court in Min... 
All flowers in time bend towards the sun, I know you say theres no one for you, But here is one 
If I’m chasing the wrong thing, what I’m chasing will end up chasing me. And in the end, I’m l... 
At the end of the day, if you're going to buy a can of Coke, you want the real thing. 
Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doi... 
On 'EastEnders,' if someone gets surprising news on the phone, the scene ends with them look... 
If there is one thing I have learned, from loving Jessamine and even from the evil tasks you have ma... 
When you choose one way out of many, all the ways you don't take are snuffed out like candles, as if... 
One thing I've learned about people is that the easiest way to get them to like you is to shut up an... 
The thing I learned about being in this industry is the core of hosting and the core of acting is au... 
As a writer, one of the things we all learned from the movies was a kind of compression that didn... 
Of the many things she’d learned from her mother, there was one that always stood out, one that ca... 
Don't use all-or-nothing thinking. Take each day as its own day, and don't worry about it if... 
I learned early on that one of the secrets of campus leadership was the simplest thing of all: speak... 
Magic is the stunning art of surprising your audience, so that nothing else surprises them. 
If I've learned one thing in life, it's not to be so judgmental of other people. 
If you bow at all, bow low 
I want 'Flesh Of My Flesh' to be like my connection to the community, I want to say what'... 
One thing I've learned in all these years is not to make love when you really don't feel it; there's... 
So you set out to travel to Rome... and end up in Istanbul. You set off for Japan... and you end up ... 
You can do only one thing at a time. I simply tackle one problem and concentrate all efforts on what... 
Our visions are the plans of the possible life structure, but they will end in plans if we do not fo... 
The one excellent thing that can be learned from a lion is that whatever a man intends doing should ... 
Jeff: At least I admit that I don't know. I know that things are fucked up, beyond belief, and I hav... 
We all have to start somewhere, and doing something is better than nothing at all. Start small so yo... 
Opium teaches only one thing, which is that aside from physical suffering, there is nothing real. 
I know it seems hard sometimes but remember one thing. Through every dark night, theres a bright day... 
Growing up doing those Kiwanis Clubs, doing those Cub Scout banquets, doing those church shows, I le... 
I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is... 
It strikes me as a sound, honest statement for a prospective voter to say: 'Look, I haven't ... 
I do believe we have voter fraud in America. 
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. 
Market leadership can translate directly to higher revenue, higher profitability, greater capital ve... 
We expect all our businesses to have a positive impact on our top and bottom lines. Profitability is... 
Life's too short to hang out with people who aren't resourceful. 
Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it? 
When the blood of thousands of Americans is shed, the impact lingers. For a generation after the Civ... 
The beauty of the Internet is that anybody can be a broadcaster now. 
Some states like Nebraska have thus far responsibly managed their budgets, even in tough times, and ... 
What Richard and Mildred Loving did was, by their nature, not by any calculus, they separated themse... 
Protestations of indifference to higher office are hard to take seriously when the 'non-candidat... 
One of the pillars of backward thinking in America is the idea that you can have jobs or you can hav... 
I'm actually the son of Mary Guibert. My mother was born in the Panama Canal zone and came to Am... 
I certainly try to avoid getting bogged down in forensics. There is certainly a whole lot of other w... 
I love the ocean. Boats, not so much. 
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if y... 
I am not going to approve the home-screening format for my film just carte blanche in lieu of a thea... 
I am not the Jeff Sessions my detractors have tried to create. I am not a racist. I am not insensiti... 
I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better th... 
You can't do everything but you can do something! 
Acting is nothing more or less than playing. The idea is to humanize life. 
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. 
Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. 
Two monologues do not make a dialogue. 
Change happens in the boiler room of our emotions... so find out how to light their fires. 
We are not put on this earth for ourselves, but are placed here for each other. If you are there alw... 
Do you remember how slowly the days passed when you were a child? An 80-mile car trip seemed endless... 
The beaten path is the safest, but the traffics terrible. 
What are the best times to reflect on the course of your life? Whenever you are near water, such as ... 
Ask yourself, If I had only sixty seconds on the stage, what would I absolutely have to say to get m... 
The constant dilemma of the information age is that our ability to gathera sea of data greatly excee... 
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. 
When a heart breaks
it also opens
-Jeff Arch- screenwriter. 
Two monologues do not make a dialogue. 