I'll take it, ... This is probably the best I've played in two years.
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I think this is probably the best team we've played in the first round the last three years.
BOB THOMASON E.J.'s probably played the best,'' Bedenbaugh said.
MANNY RAMIREZ This is the best news the family has heard in two years.
GERALD WORD Our big guys are just killing teams on the boards. Craig is unstoppable on the inside, and Jeff, he'...
AL SOWERS They are relieved. This is the best news they've had in two years.
GERALD WORD The first two years here, we weren't the best squad around. There's not a whole lot that I can say. ...
DARREN KALINA Monica probably played her best game in the goal.
AMANDA LEAHY In six years, that's our best home performance. ... This is the best game we've played at home, top ...
MIKE KRAMER This is probably the best game we've played so far defensively. The girls stepped up and played a lo...
MATT CRUME Probably I'm changing my thinking about this in the past two or three years,
GLOBAL INITIATIVE To their credit, too, I've played seven years in this league and that's the best-defended game I've ...
GEE NASH This only comes once in a lifetime. I think, basically, in two years I did probably what all I could...
KO SIMPSON Their trio of receivers is probably the best we've played.
JIM TRESSEL We played three really good halves of basketball here. These two games were probably our best games ...
JEN WARDEN They were a really talented team. They're probably the best team we've played this year.
JEFF BICKMORE This is probably the best Norwell team that we have played against, ... They are aggressive and they...
BILL DUFFY We played well. These guys haven't lost Region in 10 years. We gave it our best shot. It's the best ...
JOSH FISHER That's the best we've played in three years.
DREW PEARSON He had a harder time helping her out though. He was asleep while she was doing stars. Without wings,...
LAURIE FRANKEL This is the hardest we've probably played in a while.
BRIAN RANDLE For the first two years we'll probably take 10 because we want to build a nice foundation. After tha...
JOHN ASKINS When I die it will be game over,... but I know one life is short, to be selfish is not the best deci...
DEYTH BANGER I'm not an Emontional, but how???
I live with the thought that "Nothing can be returned, it has...
DEYTH BANGER It's probably the best bad round I've ever played.
DILLON DOUGHERTY I think the way we have played, in my opinion, that's probably the best we've played so far in conse...
RUSLAN FEDOTENKO We played really well. As a team it was probably our best finish we've had in the Batavia Invitation...
ANDREW STACY We played another good game on defense. That's been a big turnaround for this team. This is probably...
BEN SNIVELY The kids did exactly what they were supposed to do. They probably played the best first half they ha...
DAN DONAWITZ I was very pleased with the way we played. Both offensive lines were really coming off the ball. In ...
JEFF ROBBINS I think Unionville is probably the best team in the district. We hung tough. I thought we played wel...
BILL DETWEILER I feel very good having Jeff Victor as my successor. There was a lot of interest in this position, a...
JOE SCHILLACI That's it really; it's all love, whichever way you look at it, it's all love. How much you can Get f...
GEORGE HARRISON It's finally great to put together two really great sets. I think that's the first time I've done th...
DARRIN COHEN I think the crowd really got into it when they saw Jeff take that hit. It really livened people up. ...
GLENN WILSON That's the best we've run in two years.
JUSTIN DAVIS In her three years here she hasn't even played probably half a season.
DAVE SHONDELL Having gone through the bad days, makes this even sweeter. This is the best season I've ever played ...
CHRIS GRAY Probably every two years we see one big trend emerge, like the pickup skirt this year.
KRISTIN STONER Everybody just did a great job. It was probably the best half we played all season.
HERM VANWEERDHUIZEN This is probably the best group of players in my years here. If we can hold it together emotionally ...
JEFF ALLISON We went against one of the best teams we've faced all year, and played one of the best games we've p...
AL ALDRIDGE While both these statements refer to eggs, the main difference between these two rather irking state...
CHRISTINA ENGELA The girls played an unbelievable first half. It was probably the best I'd ever seen us play.
LORI RUBINO They have probably two or three of the best defenders in the league. It was difficult in the first h...
GERRY MCNAMARA This is definitely the best win in my whole career. It was the best match I ever played. I'm really ...
IVETA BENESOVA Having just played in it, it was probably the biggest game of my life and it's going to take some ti...
JUSTIN POGGE It's probably the best developed cyclone I have seen in many, many years.
DAVID ALEXANDER The last two years have been the best cricket I've watched in 57 years,
RICHIE BENAUD We're trying to make up for a deficit. This doesn't necessarily end the droughtit will probably ta...
JEFF HEDGES That was a big clutch hit. Scott hasn't played in two years. He's been real help to us this season.
FRANK CHUMBLEY Clearly this has been a very good winter (so far) for the snowmobile industry, probably the best sea...
BOB EVANS He wept because he was afraid now that he could not save Gabriel. He no longer cared about himself
LOIS LOWRY That was key. Jeff really played a solid game.
BOBBY SANDQUIST In terms of economic development, it was probably the best eight years in the history of the city in...
BOB HOLMES This was the best match we've ever played. I've been doing this seven years, and this is one of the ...
JEFF CARROW Probably two years ago we would have taken the take-what-you-can-get attitude, but now we think we c...
JOE HIGGINS I saw it! This is probably the first whale that swam into our bay in 27 years.
KRZYSZTOF SKORA This is really a lot like the tsunami on a smaller scale, ... Rebuilding is going to take not weeks,...
BRETT FAVRE Is it possible? Yes. The biggest thing that hurt us the past couple years is dedication, commitment ...
DAVE BELKNAP Germany was the best team we played in this tournament. We played Germany, we played the Americans, ...
CHARMAINE HOOPER Kyle did a great job on the mound and we played the best defense we've played all year. We thought t...
DARREN HOTELLING He's very young. He is, frankly, in terms of maturity, probably about two years behind his age.
CRAIG COOLEY We were a little frantic because we were playing at their tempo. The players on the floor realized w...
BIANCA WHITE Most of us have been together for three years. And we've played a lot of golf together. We'll have a...
GEORGE RINEHART I think we probably played our best game of the year. We had to against a team like that. A lot of t...
MIKE WALDO Going back over the last ten U.S. Opens I've played in, I think this course is probably the best bec...
STEWART CINK It helps us a lot. The sad thing is, the last game he played before he got sick (vs. Oakland, Jan. 2...
BRYCE DREW This team is really focused. We've been through an awful lot this last year, over the last two years...
JERMAINE O'NEAL It's a great honor. This is a tournament I have always played well at, and probably my best Grand Sl...
IVAN LENDL What everybody saw on TV speaks for itself. I mean, any sane person ... realizes that it was a littl...
JEFF MAGGERT Hopefully we can get an extra room for the weekend. I'm just glad we're all together.
JEFF MAGGERT You make a few mistakes and you're not going to shoot a good score.
JEFF MAGGERT I'd gotten in the habit of doing different things at home instead of practicing golf.
JEFF MAGGERT I've been playing OK, I just haven't really put a lot of good scores together. I just felt like I wa...
JEFF MAGGERT Getting my wife and kids here put my mind at ease after going back and forth over the situation the ...
JEFF MAGGERT Getting my wife and kids here put my mind at ease after going back and forth over the situation the ...
JEFF MAGGERT That put my mind at ease,
JEFF MAGGERT Getting my wife and kids here put my mind at ease after going back and forth over the situation the ...
JEFF MAGGERT The moons were aligned and the stars were aligned, ... It was probably one of our best quarters in m...
ED ZANDER It could take about two to three years to merge the certificates of the two airlines,
CARLO BERTOLINI Construction is estimated to take around two years so it is scheduled to be in operation by the seco...
ENRIQUE TAFUR We promise you a sporting contest, but we have enjoyed having this trophy in Europe for the last two...
BERNHARD LANGER The other companies, like Intel and IBM, are trying to take existing CPU architectures and get to th...
FRED KOHOUT It's a great feeling. This is the best we've played in a month.
HEATH ELIASON It doesn't take a Rhodes scholar, ... if a guy is shooting 41 percent and a guy is shooting 53 perce...
LUTE OLSON Andre played the best [back-to-back] games of anyone in my six years coaching here. He especially pl...
AL WALKER My best guess is we will probably take a serious look at it, ... It will be surveyed and discussed a...
GRANT TEAFF It is what it is, it is what you make it.
JAMES DURBIN Nearly every day for the past ten years, Jeff Suggs has volunteered at Oak View Middle School. It is...
KAREN CLARKE Offensively, I thought it was one of the best games we played in years. The kids moved the balls and...
DARIN HAZEL This is probably the best team Gary has had.
DENISE BIERLY We played well, probably our best game offensively of the season. Our confidence level has grown wit...
GROVER BATTLE That's the best Cash has played. She's probably starting to get her legs under her.
PAT COYLE I haven't picked up a racquet in two weeks. I just played the best I could.
LAUREN MILLER This is probably the worst it's been in the last four or five years in Ontario.
BOB JOHNSON This does not take us out of the education part of the program, it just takes us out of the child ca...
BILL WISE Auburndale has played two of the best teams in the conference already, Stratford and Edgar, ... We r...
DAN HAHN We just had a two-week period there with our best margins in two years.
BILL DOUGLASS Norris and Harris is probably the best doubles team to come out of the conference in a long while. T...
ALLEN HORNTHAL Jeff Malone was one of the toughest guys I played against during my career,
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I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
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