Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
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Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.
PUBLILIUS SYRUS Ask a sage, he will explain.
Ask a fool, he will complain.
TOBA BETA For God's sake hold your tongue, and let me love.
JOHN DONNE He missed an invaluable opportunity to hold his tongue.
ANDREW LANG For God's sake hold your tongue, and let me love.
JOHN DONNE Commend a fool for his wit, or a rogue for his honesty and he will receive you into his favor.
HENRY FIELDING The wise man, even when he holds his tongue, says more than the fool when he speaks
YIDDISH PROVERB Nothing is more like a wise man than a fool who holds his tongue.
SAINT FRANCIS DE SALES The difference between a fool and a wise person: You will easily know when the fool is annoyed, but ...
THE INSPIRATIONIST A fool mistakes meekness for weakness and a quiet tongue for an idle mind.
R.A. MATHIS A distinguished diplomat could hold his tongue in ten languages.
SOURCE UNKNOWN He hath a heart as sound as a bell, and his tongue is the clapper; for what his heart thinks his ton...
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Hell shared with a sage is better than paradise with a fool
YIDDISH PROVERB Don't be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die for his.
GEORGE S. PATTON Love makes of the wisest man a fool, and of the most foolish woman, a sage.
MORITZ J. SAPHIR Let adversity reinforce your principles and values, not destroy them, hold on to them, like a strong...
ELISSE BLAZQUEZ History is a wheel, for the nature of man is fundamentally unchanging. What has happened before will...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN I cannot, nor I will not hold me still;
My tongue, though not my heart, shall have his will.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE I cannot, nor I will not, hold me still;My tongue, though not my heart, shall have his will.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way.
JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way
JOSH BILLINGS A sage is a former fool who has become tired of himself.
A foolish sage is one who forget...
VERA NAZARIAN Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his own eyes.
BIBLE So hold her closer when she cries, hold her closer when she feels. She needs a hand to hold, someone...
BLESSID UNION OF SOULS As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a...
JONATHAN SWIFT A man who doesn’t know how to hold his tongue doesn’t know how to talk.
VIKRANT PARSAI Hold on to your past, but only hold on to the things most precious to you. Let go of those that aren...
C. LIDE SANGTAM The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
JOSH BILLINGS He who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client
PROVERB If we all took a minute to reflect upon the wrong we do we would be quite surprised or shocked.Inste...
GARY F EVANS... Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is useful information if you're moving out ...
RON DARIAN The man I am today it's not the man of yesterday
CHRISTOPHER FUDGE is a broken man an outlaw?"
"More or less." Brienne answered.
Septon Meribald ...
GEORGE R.R. MARTIN The summer sun continued to rise in the sky and propel shocks of heat down on the city and the heavy...
HUBERT SELBY JR. Let the poor man mind his tongue.
OVID PUBLIUS OVIDIUS NASO I have play'd the fool, the gross fool, to believe
The bosom of a friend will hold a secret
Mi...
PHILIP MASSINGER Just hold on a little longer. The storm will pass
and the sure will surely rise again.
MISS JUNIA BLADY TANMUOH People often extending their support to a person forms a comprehensive report about his or her level...
ANUJ SOMANY He who undertakes to be his own teacher has a fool for a pupil.
PROVERB He came to me then, wrapped his arms around me. I stayed stiff in his arms for a moment, and then I ...
LAURELL K. HAMILTON The sage wears clothes of coarse cloth but carries jewels in his bosom; He knows himself but does no...
LAO TZU Teach your child to hold his tongue; he'll learn fast enough to speak.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Teach your child to hold his tongue,
He'll learn fast enough to speak.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Teach your child to hold his tongue, he'll learn fast enough to speak.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN He who knows little knows enough if he knows how to hold is tongue.
ITALIAN PROVERB Learn of the skillful; he that teaches himself, has a fool for his master.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN Learn of the skilful; he that teaches himself, has a fool for his master.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN To let a fool kiss you is stupid.To let a kiss fool you is worse.
UNKNOWN It's a great pity that things weren't so arranged that an empty head, like an empty stomach, wouldn'...
UNKNOWN We should be ready for a change.
DEYTH BANGER Did you see more glass?
J.D. SALINGER She was a girl who for a ringing phone dropped exactly nothing. She looked as if her phone had been ...
J.D. SALINGER When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice.
APURVA GAGLANI For I, who hold sage Homer's rule the best,
Welcome the coming, speed the going guest.
ALEXANDER POPE A wise man understands, an intelligent man knows, but a fool pretends to know.
DEBASISH MRIDHA A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will.
PROVERB He rolls it under his tongue as a sweet morsel.
MATTHEW (MATHEW) HENRY He rolls it under his tongue as a sweet morsel.
MATTHEW HENRY Tea! thou soft, sober, sage and venerable liquid;- thou female tongue-running, smile-smoothing, hear...
COLLEY CIBBER That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man, if with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE She cracked a smile. "So what's your poison?"
He sighed dramatically, and let the truth tumble...
VICTORIA SCHWAB God is pursuing with omnipotent passion a worldwide purpose of gathering joyful worshipers for Himse...
JOHN PIPER Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
SHORT QUOTES Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
JOEY ADAMS A fool is only a fool when he doesn't know he's a fool. But if a fool knows he's a fool, then there ...
FATHOM That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,
If with his tongue he cannot win a woman.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Tea! thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable
liquid, . . . thou female tongue-running, smile-sm...
COLLEY CIBBER If I may ride with you, Citizen Evremonde, will you let me hold your hand? I am not afraid, but I am...
CHARLES DICKENS If a man has any brains at all, let him hold on to his calling, and in the grand sweep of things, hi...
WILLIAM MCCUNE When a favor is shown to a white man, he feels it in his head and the tongue speaks out; when a kind...
AMERICAN INDIAN PROVERB A fool who thinks that he is a fool is for that very reason a wise man. The fool who thinks that he...
SOCIETY FOR THE PROMOTION OF BUDDHISM God made him, and therefore let him pass for a man.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE If you make a fool of yourself in front of a cat, he will sneer at you, if you are sober; he will le...
CHUCK JONES Let him now speak, or else hereafter for ever hold his peace.
NICOLAS BOILEAU-DESPREAUX He thought as a sage, though he felt as a man.
JAMES BEATTIE He thought as a sage, though he felt like a man.
JAMES BEATTIE Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise: and he
that shutteth his lips is esteemed...
BIBLE The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he no...
SAMUEL BUTLER The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may -make a fool of yourself with him and not only will ...
SAMUEL BUTLER The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him, and not only will h...
SAMUEL BUTLER Steve Nash is incredible. He just picks everything apart. You think you have his first pass covered,...
KYLE KORVER A sage is a library whose bookshelves are in his soul.
MATSHONA DHLIWAYO Flattery is never so agreeable as to our blind side; commend a fool for his wit, or a knave for his ...
HENRY FIELDING Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like
unto him.
Answer a fool accordin...
BIBLE I do not find that piety benefits a man who practises it unless he controls his tongue. Certainly, t...
ALI IBN ABI TALIB From the depths of the West of Europe, a young child will be born of poor people, he who by his tong...
NOSTRADAMUS A wise man will be the master of his mind. A fool will be it's slave.
PUBLILIUS SYRUS (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes...
JEAN SASSON What you taken for granted, could mean a lot to another.
ZENG HAN JUN Have & Have Not
SAVAN SOLANKI He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
CHINESE PROVERB He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.
CHINESE PROVERB A fool can no more see his own folly than he can see his ears.
WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY A fool can no more see his own folly than he can see his ears
WILLIAM MAKEPEACE THACKERAY Tea! Thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable liquid, thou innocent pretence for bringing the wick...
COLLEY CIBBER Tea! Thou soft, thou sober, sage, and venerable liquid, thou innocent pretence for bringing the wick...
COLLEY CIBBER Persuasion tips his tongue whene'er he talks.
COLLEY CIBBER There is danger when a man throws his tongue into high gear before he gets his brain a-going.
C. C. PHELPS He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool for...
CHINESE PROVERB He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool for...
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